Attack Russia and Die [American Version]

[Bentley441]

THEY JUST KEEP HITTING EACHOTHER!!!!!!!!!

[HUMBUMTEL]

Imagine all the radiation that would travel all around the world. Even if Russia won a nuclear war, they would die of radiation in the years to come. The McDonald's and stuff pictures was to show that Americans are overweight and full of fast food. I thought Russia grew up after the Sovet Onion fell.... Looks like it simply ran out of money, and now that it's economy is doing better selling oil, they continue puting money in their military in order to bully the world.

[hacker007300]

u asshole bomb holland!

[00Shinkar00]

¿ total destruction ? Russia has bombed with nukes as the same like bombed US...

[warhero296]

What game is this?



[darkfist12]

@warhero296 super power 2

[1krr]

You guys nuked Mexico. lol

[fiewebon]

@1krr suck my dick while fuck your ass

[JOrcke11]

in short USA and it allies control the oceans and the skies sorry about your loss

[TheBorrmann]

@JOrcke11 False dont talk bullshit little idiot!

[fiewebon]

@TheBorrmann fockyou little dick, fat american jajajaaja

[ikonn21]

What the hell is with the mcdonalds shit in the beginning? HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN BRAINWASHED..... ill watch this video later i have the sudden urge to eat a big mac

[codeman409]

if they used that many nukes i think the whole world would have lost

[slyfox3333]

TO BAD THE USA HAS ABOUT 30K MORE NUKES :D

[DanielVonPalota]

Brainwashing bastard... fuck you. :D

[Pikapal1]

Why bomb Costa Rica? They don't even have an army. =(

[crismoldovanul]

@Pikapal1  aahahhahahhahhahh

[MrSpy13011]

whats with the fast food?!

[zombieriderskull12]

Don't ever mess with mother Russia XD

[deathbros100]

lol mc donolds subliminal messages =O

[cassius969]

@deathbros100 Not that subliminal, yeah whats up with that :p

[QueenBilleen]

Yeah. That pretty much represents the "sum of all [my] fears" since childhood. Three cheers for duck and cover indoctrination and the good it has done for foreign relations.

[KayronTheFifth]

True, Russia will kill you, but enough nukes will get through to kill Russia ad an attack like that = dead Russia anyway.

[Blackjack2485]

Yah... I'm pretty inspired by a computer game...

[hem147]

all of a sudden, im craving a big mac...

[PlayStation3MLB]

american version my ass

[albiceleste101]

that mcdonalds image at 0:36 was a subliminal message (? also the other images like the one in 1:01 :S

[mrcodypettit]

My country got nuked :'(

[slyfox3333]

@nonglookpuen SUPER POWER 2

[MrDroopdog1]

random mcdonalds

[darklordcaos]

why attack south america, we dind't attack anyone, exceptt maybe US

[YoshiTheBlue]

@darklordcaos

They were destroying your American puppet leaders, so the proletariat could be free.

[slyfox3333]

@darklordcaos LOL South Africa having Nukes!? hahaha Classic

[Canadafuckyeah]

... if those were all nukes.. we would all die...

[americanman664]

How many Nukes are there?

[8Eriquo8]

regardless of what people say about Russia, you cant deny that they have fuckin coolest national anthem

[impulse9999pl]

@8Eriquo8 Poland's anthem is better^-^

[usmc6903]

@impulse9999pl Deffinately!

[impulse9999pl]

@usmc6903 sarcasm? sorry i dont know if it is or not xD

[usmc6903]

@impulse9999pl nope i thing polands is pretty cool

[MGarafano]

@8Eriquo8 I agree even i feel inspired and I'm an American lol

FYI to the person that said with that many nukes every dies actually you would be surprised how many it would take for nuclear winter. Its been estimated by both the US and Russia that in order to achieve nuclear winter it would take over 10,000 most likely 15,000 launches. A relatively small regional nuclear war would consist of up to 2,000 launches and result in very little disruption to other countries not involved.

[VideozMinecraft]

What is this, WW3?

[Laskarion]

Mc donald + Mc. Lennin = Lennin's donald ?

[mats981]

Russians are very smart people and I doubt it very much even with all there military might that they would be in for destroying the entire planet.

[kidd20grams]

I have a super secret bunker :p

[vegetablebat]

Siberian Eskimoes!

[MsCasper2010]

thats why am living in third World country, no one wont use a nuke against me !

[ljhanna777]

whats up with the little 1 second adveritsements like mcdonalds in between ?

[Locinthepaladin]

@ljhanna777 Almost like on TV ^_^

[Thalion87]

Somehow watching this video creeps me the fuck out. Just hearing that anthem and seeing the world destroyed is fucking scary.

[Wertoz0id]

@Thalion87 This is a game , fucking moron.

[Thalion87]

@Wertoz0id No shit, Sherlock!

[XkriskrossX]

i really don't see why Russia is so paranoid about the US attacking Russia, isnt Russia the one who flies Strategic bombers dangerously close to US navy ships and Territories to poke for flaws in air defenses. I mean as if we didnt see them miles away to begin with.. I'm half Ukranian.. its just odd that the US and Russia arn't close allies because they are in fact the two most destructive nations out of all the sovereign superpowers. They are the two most influential countries in the world.

[smartboyfromR]

@XkriskrossX We can't be allies. US will use Russia as a suplier of resources

[fRoMeThEwEsT]

@MarioSMB3 More like 3,000

[Zamter100]

i part russian. i love my motherland russia.

[1KniTeMaRe]

heh heh when you fools nuke each other i'll be relaxing in the southern hemisphere having a mai thai...cheers

[chonitin]

no mmn inches rusos, pos que les hicieron los mexicanos..

[joltmeoff]

so russia would just nuke the entire world and the artic, seems like a waste of a presious resorce. but if your gonna end the world might as well go out with a...bang

[imthatoneguy16]

this wouldn't happen . If anything , it would be a nuclear Armageddon , because when American satellites pick up the missiles hitting the upper atmosphere , America would immediately retaliate with full force ( ICBM's , Submarines , AEGIS Cruisers , etc) and no one in the northern Hemisphere would be unaffected .

[NoOneIsLikeWinona]

still trying to make fun of us...

keep trying, until we lose our patience and make you cry.

[ZR1Terror]

Yay!!!! Russia won!!! At least in our dreams and in videos Russia beats the USA. Too bad in real life Russia will be stomped by the USA like a cockroach.

[dariansarr]

@ZR1Terror cockroaches are very hard to kill

[ZR1Terror]

@dariansarr There is only one Russia (Cockroach). Easy to stomp on one.

[Zukhov1945]

@ZR1Terror Also Hitler tought that :). Keep this way and don't forget that cockroachs are the only ones to survive to nuclear warfare :)

[ZR1Terror]

@Zukhov1945 Don't forget there is only one Russia no millions : )

[kane18O]

hmm most off the time australia is left alone, so that once everyone else is dead we and new zealand can take over the world lol

[stickmanpwner64]

Final battle of the world 3:16

[MrAbsurde]

I don't know why but I'm hungry for KFC sfter this video.....

[Sexyedragon]

37 seg lol your subliminal message

[TheJodofe]

Fear the might of the Russian bear!!

[roa57358]

Paranoically pathetic

[DisgorgeKILLusa]

@roa57358 who ?

[R0ccojas0n]

3:18 people of greenland are like *HOLY SHIT!*

[vanpogoro]

and 2:29

[vanpogoro]

random disney 1:29

[gamr4fun]

One Amarican or Canadian can kick 10 Russians' asses at once! Anytime place or event! If we feel like it. Just look at the last olympics. lol. Sad but true. I like people from all over the world. But I will not tollerate bullies of any sort! The strong help the weak, not consume them!

[gynx666]

@gamr4fun your so wrong dude and if you arent american\canadian ull understand why...

[Biogem369]

@gamr4fun you all Canada and the U.S. SUPER DUPER SUPER MEN! but we are shit lol only the word 'The Russians are coming" your generals are doing suicide as did James Forrestal Secretary of Defense U.S.

[karnthebetrayer1]

@Biogem369 um dude the us has the largest military on the planet and are not afraid of russians plus were allies with them why would they attack us? give me a good reason why they should

[TheJodofe]

@karnthebetrayer1 While we aren't enemies anymore, we aren't friends, let alone allies. Russians don't like the US. Russia has already an alliance with China. We don't want to attack you, but that doesn't make us allies.

[slimmwillis]

@karnthebetrayer1 we're not exactly.... allies, although tensions aren't critical.

[GamerSoviet]

@karnthebetrayer1 Wut? Im pretty sure Russia, China, North and South Korea have larger militaries than the US. The US has 2.5 million including reserves. China has something like 10 million, and Russia something like 21 million.

[Zukhov1945]

@GamerSoviet Russia has largest army of the world if it combines reserves wit hactive duty.... even more than China even if not much more. Russia has 1.2 millions active duty, China 2.8, USA 2.4

[GamerSoviet]

@Zukhov1945 Thats what I said. Russia's military is about 21 million

[XkriskrossX]

@Zukhov1945 The US has the largest active Navy and Airforce in terms of active personal, equipment, and logistics. The US contains the worlds largest defense budget. China has the second largest, but the US still exceeds it by roughly 50-60% in total size. Active personal means nothing unless its well equipped and trained. Too much personal with little resources to keep it going is hard to mantain, and can tax a nations economy during war. If Russia invested more in its army.. then maybe.. ;-)

[Biogem369]

@Biogem369 The doctrine of the U.S., this military expansion. The U.S. Army is the most expensive but not very powerful.

[dmitriyRUSSIA1]

@ Kiko19972 I'm from Russia, all of its stakeholders are united, and all actors like Russia

[LucasNation]

Бог благословит Россию!

[Reintjuh100]

may i say that the russians have not got the firepower you`ve just shown us?? if we want to defeat russia we just call to china and say fuck russia in the ass with nukes. they will say no. the you offer them 10 bucks and they say jes and away is russia...

[RusBlackOutRus]

What a fuckin McDonald reclame???

[TwojaMatka21]

Are you serious? Russia just nukes the entire world? They rest of the world would nuke their whole country into a radioactive lake within the minute. Do some friggin' research, bub.

[Samtheawesomelol]

@kiko19972 Superpower 2.

[olsonsof107]

the funny part is, russia isnt really russia, the only thing they own is moscow and and a small bit of land surrounding it, the rest of so called russia is actually other regions(countries) that hate russia's guts, or have u people forgotten about the ukraine, belarus and the eastern european revolt agianst communism

[epicfailled]

So greece attack Turkey and gets screwed again :D

[kiko19972]

what's this game?

[ChelseaFC4Ever13]

well u nuked americans but they nuked u too so u both sucked dicks xD ;)

[MrPotatoHead24]

rofl wtf, so just blow up everything? lol

[MrRotterr]

Defensive war? It's just end of the world!... lol! :D

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

"This is a movie about Russia clearly defending itself against the aggression of the capitalists in the West"

lol, russia is capitalistic as europe today, you're belowed communist state died, and your glory with it, when nobody wanted to be in the union.

[Zukhov1945]

@Imhornydadcomeinside Fuck off, go eat another cheeseburget fat american jealous bitch.

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@Zukhov1945 I'm not american.

[Zukhov1945]

@Imhornydadcomeinside Your brain is.

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@Zukhov1945 Yes we know that your brain is american.

[mattyr2d2]

lololol at 0:37 mc donalls

[KayJMedia]

Hardly defended yourself, russia got as much of a pounding as the rest of the world, result, no one wins and the human race is extinct, well done, bravo.

[pavel280488AA]

fuck nobama

[TehFlyGuy]

this nuclear war was brought to you by McDonald.

[Joyounnis]

hahahahahaha that is a WOW

[plzwork100]

of course... lol hetalia :3

[ProductionsGolden]

how u evil monster, dont nuke south america, peace out

[Gamer03121993]

HAHAHA! Russia sux!

[GinTonicdrink]

hahah russia got nuked itself more XD

[ThePresD]

wtf....kfc mcdnlds?

[guest91111]

what is the name of this game?

[MarioLink106]

@guest91111 SuperPower 2

[joshua85200]

Your subliminal messages were really poorly done. and quite frankly buying american is not even posible anymore. America is to busy becoming a thirdworld country. manufacture goods works against becoming a thirdworld country so they they stoped makin shit.It won't be long before buying american literally means buying an american.

[joshua85200]

Your subliminal messages were really poorly done. and quite frankly buying american is not even posible anymore. America is to busy becoming a thirdworld country. manufacture goods works against becoming a thirdworld country so they they stoped makin shit.It won't be long before buying american literally means buying an american.

[joshua85200]

Your subliminal messages were really poorly done. and quite frankly buying american is not even posible anymore. America is to busy becoming a thirdworld country to manufacture goods.

[fallout1944]

thats verry verry gay fuck russia

[main9123]

I feel like eating KFC and McDonalds now for some reason...im not sure why, and another thing HOW COULD U NUKE CHILE?!?!?! U EVIL GUY!!!!!!

[phantom1000A]

fucking russians have no military!

[WeekendVigilante2]

If all-out nuclear war happens there will be no winners...

[roygbiv330]

subliminal messages.

[nivaldoable]

I think I can see my hou...oh wait.

[habbosofance]

you have middle finger! omg fuck you

[Beach01]

question! how do you get nukes?? i have researched stragetic warfare (and it was completed) i have allies that have nukes, but i cant seem to buy any them!

[BegYourEgg]

pffff

[Clawgern]

0:37 subminimal messageing war begins between KFC McDonalds amd many more.

[TheRiverman85]

 ......I'm loving it???:P:P

[longlivegreatUSA]

Now, Russia is now match for USA.

[Elpapi454]

@longlivegreatUSA Has always been.

[longlivegreatUSA]

@Elpapi454 I meant no match for USA

[australianforlife]

whats with the secret pictures???

[dondeal2]

The game is Super Power 2. Very old and buggy though.

[xJimmysmallzX]

@dondeal2 Is this game even good

[myster1234]

@xJimmysmallzX ehhh--its hard to say. It's a good "sanbox" type game. You can make your own challenges and have fun with it. Like "I want to take over South America" or "I want to send agents to sabotage the Tobacco industry in Madagascar", etc. Aside from the Google-Earth style 3D globe/game map, there is not much else in term of graphics. The bugs and twitchy AI leave alot to be desired.

[xJimmysmallzX]

holy shit....aha nice man

[thedudenetwork]

BTW america has internet

[thedudenetwork]

WHAT GAME IS THAT IT LOOKS FUN!!!!!!

[SqueezePageVideos]

Russia is weak...

[alexganger]

@SqueezePageVideos Strongerthan the US =D

[mandaification]

@SqueezePageVideos lol

[hifiguy9]

I suddenly have an urgent need for a big mac and coke. I'll be back.

[JonesHenry03]

Hah Hah! In a REAL war America would use a sneak attack and HAARP! You would probobly get 300 nukes through, at best! And USA-ISRAEL has radar and missile bases all around Russia! If the Jews attack you it will also be though terrorism like the Moscow bombings and economic warfare+bio attacks like aids/ebola You would all DIE!!!

[l33th4ck3rl33t]

@JonesHenry03 When you was little,Was your head hitted atleast 1 time? Looks like you want bloody hell... But,Your not getting it cuz you forgot china!

[BrickishStudios]

what did Australia do to you man?

haha

[menfis1negro]

2:30 ?????

the name of software is....??????

[menfis1negro]

:( why mexico, mexico is neutral, jejeje 

[Mramendamn]

PAAAAKEEEESTAAAAAN!!!!!

[migkid]

missile comand for PS3?

[australianforlife]

0:37?????????????????

[gustavth1]

any1 got a torrent for this game?

[ruderomans96]

HEY! i saw that subliminal message ;)

[DmitryFrolov1]

Not very well put Russia terrible aggressor, destroying the country. And why should Russia bombed the whole world?)

PS What is this game?

[shortuf0]

Lol at subliminal messages XD

[halyfantitanic]

Oh S*** there gose the planet

[TheJagarbast]

hahaha great video. So if you invade russia, russia will nuke every country who invades russia. thats cool :)

[1210djy]

KFC chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Saboteur117]

IVE SEEN WORSE THERE ARE PEOPLE HAVE SAFES FULL OF AMMUNITION AND WEAPONS FROM A DEER HUNTING RIFLE TO A ROCKET LAUNCHER HAHA, IVE SEEN SAFES WITH OVER 15 ASSAULT RIFLES WITH SCOPES AND 5 FEET TALL OF AMUNITION AMERICANS LOVER THERE GUNS///UNFORTUNATLEY YOU TOTALLY FAIL TO GAIN AN INCH OF LAND FROM THE USA/// THIS COUNTRY HAS CENTURIES WORTH OF COMBAT EXPERIENCE AND KNOWLEDGE ABOUT WARFARE//// IT WOULD END WELL FOR YOU/////

[Kuti210]

@Saboteur117 USA defeated... SOUTH korea?

Ok buddy... go back to couch, watch some brainwash news, get a burger and a kool-aid

[Saboteur117]

IM PRETTY DAMN SURE WE WOULD BRING GUERIILLA WARFARE TO A NEW LEVEL IF YOU THINK ITS BAD IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN WITH IEDS AND PUSSY SHIT LIKE THAT I WOULD MULTIPLY THAT BY A MILLION AND YOU WOULD E ABLE TO PICTURE AMERICAS MILITIA THAT WOULD FORM/// THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS HAVE GUNS/// I HAVE FOR EXAMPLE ONE AR 15 AND ONE M4 ASSAULT RIFLE WITH ENOUGH AMMUNITION TO LAST ME A YEAR, IM NOT GUN CRAZY BUT THERE FOR A RAINY DAY/

[Saboteur117]

SO BASICALLY YOUR DECLARING WAR ON ALMOST EVERY COUNTRY EXCEPT CHINA IRAN AND SOME OTHER COUNTRIES THAT ARE NOT A THREAT///NOW LETS SAY YOU WERE TO INVADE AND SUCCESSFULLY LAND ON THE SHORE OF AMERICA/// THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES MILITARY AND HER ALLIES WOULD STAND IN BETWEEN YOU(RUSSIA) AND CONQUERING AMERICA /// AND ALMOST FORGOT THE UNITED STATES CITIZENS HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS ITS IN OUR CONSTITUTION

[Saboteur117]

ALSO AN ATTEMPT OF AN INVASION WOULD BE SUICIDE OUR NAVY AGAIN BETTER THEN RUSSIA AND NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD WOULD DECIMATE ANY INVADING FORCES COMBINED WITH AIR SUPREMACY WOULD OBLITERATE ANY FORCES///ALSO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS UNDER THE UNITED NATIONS THAT MEANS IF THERE WOULD BE AN ATTEMPT OF INVASION ON ANY COUNTRY IN THE U.N. THERE WOULD BE AN IMMEDIATE RETALIATION AND FORCES WOULD BE SENT TO PROTEC THE USA////

[Saboteur117]

THE LAST SCENARIO WOULD BE A WAR BETWEEN RUSSIA AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THE UNITED STATES HAS THE MOST ADVANCED AND DEADLY MILITARY IN THE WORLD, YOUR NUMBERS ARE MOST LIKELY INACURATE/// ALSO IF YOU CONTROL THE AIR YOU CONTROL THE OUTCOME OF THE WAR/ OUR AIRFORCE IS NUMBER ONE ESPECIALLY NOW WITH OUR NEW F22 RAPTORS THEY CAN TAKE ON 15 F-15 AND WIN EASILY ITS NOT EVEN A FAIR FIGHT THE F=22 RAPTOR IS INVISIBLE TO RADAR