Meshuggah Misheard Lyrics (Future Breed Machine)

[andrewg29]

This is the BEST interpretation ive ever seen :D Still love the song like hell, cause i never knew the lyrics anyway! :D

[cac4twenty]

I really wanna know where you got the footage of the dudes krumping/dancing. The black dudes.

[Andredias164]

hahahah...cant breathe LOL

[iAmPesukone]

1:45 - 1:54 made my day :D Who says you can't dance to metal?

[360391incinerator]

jims penis!!!! lol

[pegatrisedmice]

btw,this cream pie looks delicious!

[pegatrisedmice]

this is amazing :O good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PissedOffLion]

Sheen's greatest role ever

[rmed30]

OP literally brightened a hundred thousand people's day with this. Thank you

[mikevayne1]

This is fucking great!!!



[raizensava888]

SHAVE MY ASS?!=))) i swear to god this is to hilarious for my own good:)).

oh and 24 people like gay men and gay sex and hate new sharks

[Pravus96]

Haha, Awesome!

And remember everyone..

Destroy, eat raisins, poop!

[corykj]

an owl, a towel, a tee

always to save a manatee....

wow dude, just wow.

[operah143]

tulip matters!!!

LMFAO

[Etheneric]

virgin(ia)

[celerygeneral99]

lol to think you had to google for images of pottytraining and save them to your computer.. weird. hahah

[celerygeneral99]

DOGGY DIIIICKSSSSS

[bumzigan]

That was fantastic. LMAO

[sockeron]

funny as fuck

[RAMBOBAO]

Fuck this video is fucking EPIC!

[metallicatilldeathhh]

lol when you said cream pies i got a different picture in my mind especially because this video has an age restriction....

[YourZabbas]

@chimpspanner

Usually I can't listen to meshuugahs songs without a straight face. Thats why I like there music.

[JosephTheSly]

This deserves more views xD

[FuXOuT]

I really fcking love dancing niggas, while playing this song they're awesome!!

[Dr8co1]

we have pee pee time xD

[teamtroduzco]

everytime i sing this song i sing the misherd lyrics xD even when I saw them live one year ago at the Sonisphere xD I was so fuking LOL xD

[4ev3rlord]

i was ROFL.

[WillyWonkaIsSatanic]

lol

[NACHOTHEIST]

PROGRAMED TO LOVE PEA SOUP!

Love this song.

This is just plain hilarious hahaha

[aurelioreset]

SEMEEEN, GAY MEEEEN 

[Arguus]

fuck this shitty band, love the misheard lyrics though: PEE PEE TIME!!! hahaha

[TheWezel1995]

PEE PEE TIIME

[aqua71000]

SATAN!!!!

CREAM PIES!!!

wow that's some funny shit

[orbasm5]

lmfao thats good times. its like turning on the cc for youtube videos XD

[eriklinder]

DEMON STORE!!!!

[Dethsquirrel]

UP FRONT WE HAVE PEEPEE TIME!!!!!!!!!!

[lilnatedoggiedogg]

2 stepping black guys, GENIUS

[nwahs6022]

The breakdown was awesome!!!

[AlexanderMaccabee]

The greatest ever... period. We are not worthy!

[chimpspanner]

Apart from the fact I can no longer listen to this song with a straight face, I love this video. And I still think this is one of the best songs ever written!

[indianbadass4568]

@chimpspanner

agreed \m/

[TheTyHiggins]

I am dying, soooo funny!!

[rawarchits01]

dude..dusts Andy's tits..

[rawarchits01]

lol..tulip matters!

[stlchucko]

The best misheard lyrics ever. "No longer meat", "underwear up front we have pee pee time" LMMFAO

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

1:45 .... I fucking died.

[pianomanIN2009]

Lionel Messi shoutout @1:01

[pabloquirogaguillen]

THE BEST THING I EVER SEEN IN MY %$^& LIFE!!!

[whit3knigh7]

i Guess the 21 Dislikes are People with not normal jowls and Flaccid Veins

[megadethfan110]

Lmao this is soo funny thank you for making this

[supergsx]

Never heard a song that sucked this much. Might as well stick dynamite in my ears.

[theEVOL1666]

Love this!! Nothing stands up to it! CLASSIC!!

[rage1331]

Fucking hilarious!

[jaimeexd]

retarded jew thoughts

[veggy93]

wtf is that last sound? xD

[vibhutesagar]

I laughed so hard I started hiccuping :P

[ElvisBluntman777]

ROFL...."what is that you pee?" i mean wtf LOL

[rockajiqta1]

@ElvisBluntman777 Your daugher ?!

[dieFlachZang3]

3:06 BARNEY STINSON IS NOT GAY !!!!!

[SlaytanicDeath]

@dieFlachZang3

But the real fuckin' actor!!!

[guitargod8]

SOO fucking funny dude

[AKORDEONMUTANTE7]

i laugh

[continuum288]

FUCKING HILIARIOUS

[CaptClassic]

Upfront we have pee pee time.

[Dialga]

Do not yell "cum"! XDDDDDDDDDDD

[AsTheR00tsUnd0]

This rules man. Fucking good job.

[thenameiwantedwasnta]

I actually Pooped myself...

[zedner757]

this video is so fucking great. everytime I see it I laugh no matter what. Oh and it has completely ruined the original song for me forever...whenever I hear Meshuggah's version now I get all the visual cues from this video, but it's worth it.

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

Lol the black guys dancing are so in synch esspecially at the end of the video when it speeds up it makes it funnier

[jaimeexd]

now its time for me.

[007Pogo]

1:58 should say "come troll our forums" D:

[kicken5]

KORN ROX!!!!

But meshuggah are better :)

[MrTheRobb]

@kicken5 KoRn is the shiznit. :)

[slazinger]

there should be black guys dancing along the whole video, It's fucking awesome xD

[Sk8ter777776]

@slazinger your just a white prick why does it have to be a black guy fagot lmfao

[slazinger]

@Sk8ter777776 You are an idiot, I just said that the black guys dancing are the best thing in this video, so they should appear through the whole video, I'm not saying anyting racist or offensive at all.

[666lbSquid]

And This Toad. Eck!

[thenoanoaguy]

A Can of Wank!!

[JakSpringTooth]

lmao....

[UnseenSovereign]

I can't listen to this song without hearing those lyrics anymore.

[MagicalBoxOfDoom]

This is genius! OMG those guys dancing to Soulja Boy Cracks me up everytime

[MiketheMadness]

actually the best misheard lyrics ever

[brunobliss]

jsut when the song starts i always scream DEAMON SAUCE !

[QuietBob]

NO FUCKING WAY ! ! ! !

[alcoholocaust]

Shark week reminded me of this vid. lololol

[DrRoy1]

The 10 best things about this video: The can of wank, and implications that the singer isn't ashamed of it. RAP DANCING! The impressive array of asses/tits. "Do Not! Yell "Cum"! Perfect shark is perfect. Using years-old pop culture references in ways that are still funny. You braved Google Image Search to come up with a hairy ass AND impressively varicose veins. You, sir, are a braver man than I. The immediate value judgment on the toad. Using words like "anole". Lots of unexplained pee.

[DrRoy1]

I think you should be ashamed of your can of wank.

[Tetragrammaton8TV]

one of the best misheard lyrics id ever seen! 5/5 XD

[xX20lindsay08Xx]

MY NEW SHARK!

[Viktorianen]

that was epic

[HCbodom]

DUDE! hahahah

[Ioupopio]

UP FRONT WE HAVE PEE PEE TIME!!!!!!!

[Megadeth72]

computer dvd is the best part

11/10

[Mmxz14]

I refuse to learn the actual lyrics to this song now.

[nebulus855]

Just hilarious :D

[brunobliss]

SEMEN ! GAY MEN! SHAVE MY ASS!

[nubfaceforthelose]

hahaha fuckin quality.

[ShroomSamich]

retarded jew thoughts 

[damdune]

just awesome :]

[rololoo]

LOL at the black guys dancing.

Also this video made me not to unhear "semen, gay men" in the end, everytime I listen to this song.

[dimebeehive]

lmao... so funny

[SilentBob1871]

You owe me a new keyboard intrnlprym84evr. Drinking while watching was a bad choice. Still getting a thumbs up. ahhahaha

[supah1337B]

wow i took drinkingmercury's advice

i played the soulja boy video, (time the song starts)

with this song over it

oh my lord! it was sweet

[HardforJesus]

What goes best with a Meshuggah breakdown? Dancing niggers! That's what!

[dimerestinpeace]

hahahahahahahahaahah

[mithoting]

lmao

[meshuggahfan420]

omfg. perfection my friend.

[Alexus2202]

i like

[reverendmeta]

'NATALIE GNAT RINDS' lofl man i cannot stop laughing at this, fucking hilarious! One of my favourite Meshuggah songs but they should definitely think about re-recording it with the 8 stringers and these lyrics

[st1llborn]

0:40 should be: "i cannot wank im not ashame"

[FookYaoMayne]

FUCKING ASDSFJBDSF

[acerobbins]

Hahahaha, I usually think these are too stupid to be funny, at first I was skeptical but when "Hugo Tron" popped up I couldn't help but start laughing, and the rest pulled me through haha. Great.

[ElicitRain]

I can't listen to this song without hearing these lyrics now. Rofl!

[GameKid98]

"PROGRAMMED TO LOVE PEA SOUP!!!" I laughed on the floor!!!

[ogardsveien]

@GameKid98 LOL! fy faen, jeg skulle akkuratt skirve det samme! jævlig lættis. the turtle sings on our dumb floor=)

[Muthaphuckka]

hahahahaha good work on the video

[Narutosfan2009]

hahah amazing! One of he best misheard I ever watched XD

[METALJOHN8055]

Hilarious

[dripgoss]

UP FRONT WE HAVE PEE PEE TIME!!!!

[TheCoasterGod]

Oh my god this made me laugh so hard im dying

[metalmn04]

Computer DVD AHAHAHAHH

[guiaanselmo]

Coffee tits!

[TheHorrorAnthem]

At 55 seconds is not Zombie, its The Dude. Or his Dudeness or Duder, or Eldudereino if your not into the whole brevity thing.

[lordvishnu]

@TheHorrorAnthem Shut the FUCK up, Donny!

[haropro2]

0:55 is that Rob Zombie?

[16146naveen]

master piece...

[blackjack991]

"Retarded Jew thoughts" HAHAHA!!

That is so fucking awesome! By far, the best misheard lyrics video I have ever seen!

[shadowbot09]

LMFAO @ Retarded jew thoughts! haha

[JosephNowhere]

The noise at the end was the best part!!!

[FreacShow]

COMPUTER DVDDDDDDD

[Riven1989]

"programmed to love pea soup!"

[diebonodie]

Awesome, best one Ive seen in a long time...

[haskitt]

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time... wow.

[hideki12345]

just so you know.. THIS IS THE BEST MISSINTERPRETATION VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN! you get like 99999999* from me :D

[chipsetzero]

Muiiiiiiiito bommmmmm !!!! Greatings From Brazil! Excelent !!!

[jaimeexd]

what is the real name of this song anyways xD ?

[glassmoon0fo]

@jaimeexd Future Breed Machine

[comedicbelial]

Amazingly done and funny. This song is so great.

[CristianoTonelFetter]

Such a great job, I laughed a lot ...LOL

[vinegarfly]

haha! fucking fabolus man!

[tchefunkte]

Up front we have, PEEPEE TIME!

[Strike93nl]

destroy eat raisin proop

[HeavenFort]

LMFAO. when I first saw soulja boy on this I was like wtf! but it made me laugh as hell lol. and the whole vid was kick ass man!

[CkerCky]

2:33 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MonochromeNight]

More misheard lyrics videos on misheardlyrics . net!

[Cjrizzle]

what was WTF awesome! a can of wank... lol!!! Favorited!

[ablougabla]

What is that you pee??

YOUR DAUGHTER!

[BrassKnuckleBlackout]

That was a very good job. I laughed my ass off, keep 'em coming...

[raincoffin]

Oh lawdy.

I laughed.

[AnthonyVolpe]

Too incredible for words

[AmyLeexsempre]

semen - gay man haha !! gj man

[Scydow]

Amazing

[vitaminsandstds]

Ok I won't yell "CUM!!!!"

[Fergusforslipknot]

lmfao coffee tits

[jupitersize]

Great job! Computer dvd haaaahahahahahaha! Great!

[hareeshbhaskar]

Awesome... Keepup the good work...

[vincentBurden]

A frikkin can of wank! Oh, I laughed hard at that one.

[risingcrisis]

HAHAHA so f-ing funny! My favorite Meshuggah song also

[Jattmafia313]

Soulja boy dance made me rofl

[haerverk]

shiiiiit, this is as funny as the song is great XD

[peopleispoep]

win

[hoosky1143]

yeah,this is the best misheard video on youtube!!

UP FRONT WE HAVE PEE PEE TIME

[mathofmymus20]

Best video ever.

[boredpcguy]

"programmed to love pea soup" -- Burst into laughter, scared the cat. I am in awe of how creative this is. Please say you have future plans with other songs.

[monstersriot]

Simply amazing

[LandanDrive]

wow this may be the best misheard lyrics video ive ever seen......

[jayakishore1234]

my new shark...it rehearsed

owns

[nanashiband]

Hahaha, awesome! The dancing was strangely fitting.

[cscarp4503]

that was awesome

[jsh020]

SHAVE MY ASS

[76JensStaschel]

THE BEST!!! HAHAHAHAHA (why is that you pee) HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 5/5

[operah143]

awesomeness!!!

[ArmoniaD]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[dr1nk1ngm3rcury]

It's hilarious how this song fits the Soulja Boy dance even better than the actual Soulja Boy song.

[jake23211]

i cracked up about that

LOL it's so true!