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  • Hahaha oh the construction paper days

  • I still say this is the greatest South Park Kyle Moment

  • Thats nice kyle

  • satanic kyle emo

  • Hey wendy , what the fuck?

  • kyle like  satan

  • didn't Matt Stone do this once, too?

  • Damn Kyle!

  • 90's south park <3

  • Hey, Wendy, What's a (bleep)?

  • @Rsrocks412Returns Without bleep it's Hey,Wendy,Whats a cunthole

  • damn kyle you rock!

  • Kyle (to aliens): Hey, you scrawny-assed shit! What the fuck is wrong with you?! You must be some kinda dick to be able to ignore a crying child! Stan: WHOA, DUDE!  Kyle: You know what you like? You like to fuck, shit and fuck and fuck and fuck!

  • @ilovekyle7 he probaly says that to xd

  • OMG KYLE <3. I LOVE YOU.

  • oh i love this part XD just because you can faintly make out what he is saying

  • everyone while the video is playing use the left and right arrow keys to control the speed.

  • BEEP an BEEP a BEEP BEEP i love you kyle :3

  • Does anyone know what swear words were bleeped

  • Definately from Jersey.

  • What does Kyle say that's so bad? I wanna know lol.

  • I effin' love Kyle!

  • xDDDDD

  • that is so funny kyle swearing thos aliens are pieces of shit

  • stan had no idea what a f**k was

  • @kylecartman10 actually he didnt know what cunt meant :P

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  • eww if youre gonna make a video dont chew gum right next to the little microphone

  • @2good4utyra hahahaha lol

  • This was uploaded on my 15th birthday - awesome, as Kyle is my fave character too XD

  • the 4 aliens disliked this video xD

  • Lol kyle was the dirty one now Cartman is

  • This When Kyle Was More BADASS

  • I love it when he starts shouting and the visitors just flip round instantly!

  • I think the camerman is chewing gum or something

  • wow cant beleive kyle knows cuss words like that lol but its only a show. ahh this ep brings memmories back

  • thats funny!!! : )

  • HEY YOU SCRAWNY EYED SHIT HEADS!!!!!! XD i have this as my ringtone! GO KYLE!!!!!!

  • Holy Double he's pissed.

  • yeah u go Kyle!!!!!!

  • this is why you don`t get kyle mad lol

  • Hey Wendy wats a ____

  • Hey Wendy. What the F***?

  • whoa dude

  • wtf videof aikl :DDD i have only picture but..wtf

  • hey wendy whats a cunt? lolz!!!! xP

  • @Cachuito09 don't they say "cunt" on the south park DVD?

    and does kyle really said those words for real on the DVD?

  • Thts my Kyle!

  • O_O ..... HIGH 5 KYLE! *Gives kyle a high 5* xD

  • omg sooo funny.thats why i LOOVE kyle.lol id think that stan would say more cuss words.....YOU GO KYLE!!!!XD

  • low quality vid but good scene

    episode 1, oh yeah!!

  • lol hes eating while hes recording this

  • hahahahha

  • GO KYLE!!!!!

  • a cunt is a mailbox

  • what if visitors kill kyle

  • @beauprepa DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!11

  • DGFDFGDFGFDGFDG

  • where can i find this uncensored????

  • lol hey wendy wat da f***!

  • @CrazyLittleSistersTv no he said hey wendy whats a cunt?

  • i realllyyy wish it was un censerd but i like this video because unlike the other videos its the actual video and the audio

    and i really hope the musslims dont kill matt and trey!!!!!!

  • i bet 1,000,000 dollars that if a nun saw this, she would get a heart attack

  • @jacilledb3 I'm not gonna take that bet because I agree with you! And if it was uncensored, I bet you $99999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­9999999999999999999 that her head would explode!

  • @jacilledb3 i agree with you

  • @jacilledb3 try it at Church, but make sure no1 finds the ipod, or where the phone is!

    if the nun gets a heart attack then get it on video!

  • Damn! How many cuss words did Kyle say in that?

  • @TheJuliangirl He said 9 cuss words.

  • Hey visitors want sum alo vera for that kick ass burn?

  • LMAO!!! Hey wendy, whats a _________?" HAHHA

  • Nice

  • still keeping my passport pretending to put it on the basket (where i live airports have baskets your supposed to put your ticket in) and ive been buying every new script from them (i save up on the money) and of course they were copies, but still, but everytime i go there i cant find matt, im planning to go get all of season 13's scripts in like a week or so

  • @BiggestSouthParkFan hmm...i wonder why matt's never there....i mean i know trey's in charge...but still. dat sucks, i hope matt has it. that plane ticket thing is weird!! and must i ask how much each script cost?? i'm scared to know lol. dude i wish i won the contest to be in the opening of season 14!! i'm sooo excited for it though, 13 kicked ass!

  • i know! i shouldve won -.- lol each 3 costs $214.59, i work as a doctor, so i have the money

  • @BiggestSouthParkFan dude i think you've won enough stuff lucky ass =_= shiiiiiiit.......fucking rich. anyways, wats ur fave ep?

  • @rockleeluver4ever, i would have to say towlie, its funny to me because all this amazing stuff is going on and there just intrested in a game, i would be like that if i were a kid XD

  • @BiggestSouthParkFan LMAO ik rite. dat wud tly be me as well. and towelie is just hilarious. hey! that's the tune to funky town! xD i have like 20 all time fave eps man....but i absolutely did love season 13

  • @rockleeluver4ever ye, but back in season 9, on episode, canceled, i wish they actually see the entire episode in better quality, lol

  • @BiggestSouthParkFan haha so true rite? i have to say one of the best was the original mr. hankey ep. it's hard to forget all the old characters and stuff...damn chef for leaving just cuz they bashed scientology

  • you are not the biggest south park fan i am if you have a problem with that im not botherd

  • your not the biggest south park fan i am!

  • how bout' we're all just FANS. there's no such thing as a BIGGEST fan...dats stupid...south park is just plain fucking awesome!

  • has original scripts in his office, so then i went in with trey, bought the original scripts, then i went out of the room, (this was around like season 11, and the first imaginary land episode came on) then i realized Le Petit Tourette, was not there, then i had realized again i had kept the plane ticket that went to the nearest airport to them XD

    so then i came back and hes saying "i forget, i think matt wrote it" and i couldnt find matt but i came back every season,

  • Hey Wendy, what's a *BLEEP* ?

    XD lol I love that part

  • ♥WHOA!!! 4 a jew he sure knows how 2 cuzz sum1 out ♥ 0_0;

    WAY 2 GO KYLE XD lmao !

  • Holy crap this was epic xD

    KYLE FTW♥ 8D

  • W00T!!! KYLE I LOOOOOVE UUUUUUU!!!

  • Kyle FTW! XD

  • LOL "hey wendy,what's a (BLEEEP?) XD

  • ok thnx :)

  • wait what is the exact episode name of this? i know its episode 1 but what is the name???

  • its anal probe.

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo

    the episode is: Cartman gets an Anal Probe.

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo

    also, u can watch the episode at SouthParkStudios com

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo no its cartman gets an anal probe

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo actually this was a pilot episode which then became the 1st episode because of high ratings.

    If you watch the whole thing, you actually get to see Cartmens' dad for the first time.

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo the name of the episode 1 on this is.... cartman gets an anal probe

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo i think it is Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo i think it is Cartman Gets An Anal Probe this is truly a classic episode and i enjoy the shit out of it.

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo cartman gets an anal probe

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo Cartman Get's An Anal Probe

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo Cartman Gets an Anal Probe S01E1

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo its "cartman gets an anal probe"

  • @xoILOVEKYLExo basically its called " Cartman Gets an anal probe" love that episode lol

  • thats what he says lol

  • HEY YOU SCRAWNY EYED SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU MUST BE SOME KINDA FUCKER TO IGNORE A CRYING CHILD!

    woah dude!

    YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCK LIKE, YOU LIKE TO FUCK SHIT AND FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK CUNTS!

    hey wendy whats a cunt?

  • @BiggestSouthParkFan how did u know that!?

  • its simple man, he watched the episode without "bleeps".

  • @joaovictor1994 oh duh lmao i forgot about that, haha and i have the un cut on my ipod too xP

  • :D cool

  • @rockleeluver4ever look at my name, lol, i have a copy of the original script for almost every episode, i still need: Le Petit Tourette, it IS the most CUSSING episode of all man kind... o_o they say it doesnt even excist, they just voised what they thought is what ppl say, look the episode up and watch, lol

  • @BiggestSouthParkFan dude i'm a huge south park fan too y'know, i have like so much sp merchandise and i've seen every sp episode and all the bonus's they made like for monty python and stuff. And i'm totally in love with Kyle<3 omfg le petit tourette is one of my faves xD definitely one of the best in the cult of cartman dvd set. damn where do u find the scripts? that's pretty damn awesome

  • @rockleeluver4ever yeah, kyles my fav too, hahahaha, do you have the talking towlie? and the way i get the scripts are very hard, first you have to go to South Park's website (made by trey) and i had actually entered a contest a pretty damn while ago, and i got first place, then i was screaming, like "YEAH BITCH WHAT NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"... lol, ten i found out that first place gets to come and see them RECORD, then i talked to trey, then i got this episodes script, and then i found out that trey

  • @BiggestSouthParkFan yea, kyle's the best jew ever xP naw i'm dying for a towelie towel though! i'll look pretty bitchin' at the beach with it lmao. my god! that's pretty damn epic!! i wish there were youtube vids where they showed their recording session. what ep did u c recorded?

  • @BiggestSouthParkFan yea kyle's like the best jew ever xD. no, unfortunately i don't, i'm dying for a towelie towel though, i'd look pretty bitchin' with it at the beach haha. dude that's so epic! EVERY script daaaamn! yea trey's always in charge, matt's only done a few eps. i wish youtube had a vid where it showed them doing the voices, i really wanna hear them since all the voices are edited on the computer. what was it like? damn that sucks that u couldn't get all the scripts though

  • @BiggestSouthParkFan ''you must be some kinda of asshole''

    Trey or Matt sayed that they couldn't say ''asshole'' on television back then

  • @SuperDaryl13 Really? I swear I've heard the word "asshole" featured in some Season 1 episodes of South Park!

  • @1995Zacko no, because it's beeped (or buzzed) away

  • Kyle FTW XD

  • OMFG

  • LOL

  • ok there was defiantly a "fuck your mother" in there somewhere...

  • This is the best trash-talking vid I have ever seen!

  • hahahhhaa hes so sexy when he gets mad!

  • @blackpanthercub11 Kyle is teh smex!!!

  • cartman rules he is the funniest omg at the end of south park movie when he swears lol he kills it

  • you mean: fuck, shit, cock, ass, titty, boner, bitch, muff, butthole, Barbera Streisand!

  • You know you fucking like. You like to fuck

    shit cocksuckers and shit and bull shit and bird shit and horse shit and fucking

    vaginas. I think that what kyle said to the

    visitors. Kyle swear to the visitors OMG!

  • LOL he is MAD!!! so funny what episode is this from??

  • Believe it or not, this was the very first ever episode of south park.

    episode 1

    season 1

  • i sooo believe you i watched it it's really funny!!

  • @guitarhero12197 Spirit of christmas was the first ever South park episode then this

  • lol a kid saying all those cuss words XD

  • the world is different

  • @guitarhero12197 LoL You should hear the kid's on PSN.. (PS3 ONLINE)

  • @Fakeitman64 your point is ?

  • The slslslsl os me chewing gum. Sorry people, but it is kind of funny.

  • i love this!!!!

  • Thank you. I wish i had it uncensored, but i dont think anyone does. LOL.

  • i know wat u mean! i was trying to figure out wat he said but then i was like u know i like it better sensored, it is funnier that way

  • kyle: hey you scrawney ass shits what the fuck is wrong with you you must be some kinda fucking ass holes to be able to ignore a crying child.

    stan: whoe dude

    ha ha lol

  • ugh... where can i find this uncencored... i really want to know what he says

  • its not uncensored if you buy the dvd it will still be censored i have it

  • Klye: HEY YOU SCANEY ASS SHITS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF FUCKING FUCKERS TO TO INGNORE A CRYING CHILD!

    Stan:WHOE dude!

  • you spelled kyle wrong

  • i know my spelling sucks

  • its squirty not scaney

  • ya know how they appear that music i would like to know so if u know the name plz reply back to me immedeatly

  • TACOS ARE MADE OF beef!

  • dat waz mad funni. itz my favorite episode.

  • Lots of *Beep*-effects...XD

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