HEY YOU SCRONY ASS SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF FUCKIN ASS TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE A CRYING CHILD! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKIN LIKE, YOU LIKE TO FUCK SHIT! AND FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK! HEY WENDY, WHATS A CUNT?
Kyle (to aliens): Hey, you scrawny-assed shit! What the fuck is wrong with you?! You must be some kinda dick to be able to ignore a crying child! Stan: WHOA, DUDE! Kyle: You know what you like? You like to fuck, shit and fuck and fuck and fuck!
@jacilledb3 I'm not gonna take that bet because I agree with you! And if it was uncensored, I bet you $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 that her head would explode!
still keeping my passport pretending to put it on the basket (where i live airports have baskets your supposed to put your ticket in) and ive been buying every new script from them (i save up on the money) and of course they were copies, but still, but everytime i go there i cant find matt, im planning to go get all of season 13's scripts in like a week or so
@BiggestSouthParkFan hmm...i wonder why matt's never there....i mean i know trey's in charge...but still. dat sucks, i hope matt has it. that plane ticket thing is weird!! and must i ask how much each script cost?? i'm scared to know lol. dude i wish i won the contest to be in the opening of season 14!! i'm sooo excited for it though, 13 kicked ass!
@rockleeluver4ever, i would have to say towlie, its funny to me because all this amazing stuff is going on and there just intrested in a game, i would be like that if i were a kid XD
@BiggestSouthParkFan LMAO ik rite. dat wud tly be me as well. and towelie is just hilarious. hey! that's the tune to funky town! xD i have like 20 all time fave eps man....but i absolutely did love season 13
@BiggestSouthParkFan haha so true rite? i have to say one of the best was the original mr. hankey ep. it's hard to forget all the old characters and stuff...damn chef for leaving just cuz they bashed scientology
has original scripts in his office, so then i went in with trey, bought the original scripts, then i went out of the room, (this was around like season 11, and the first imaginary land episode came on) then i realized Le Petit Tourette, was not there, then i had realized again i had kept the plane ticket that went to the nearest airport to them XD
so then i came back and hes saying "i forget, i think matt wrote it" and i couldnt find matt but i came back every season,
@rockleeluver4ever look at my name, lol, i have a copy of the original script for almost every episode, i still need: Le Petit Tourette, it IS the most CUSSING episode of all man kind... o_o they say it doesnt even excist, they just voised what they thought is what ppl say, look the episode up and watch, lol
@BiggestSouthParkFan dude i'm a huge south park fan too y'know, i have like so much sp merchandise and i've seen every sp episode and all the bonus's they made like for monty python and stuff. And i'm totally in love with Kyle<3 omfg le petit tourette is one of my faves xD definitely one of the best in the cult of cartman dvd set. damn where do u find the scripts? that's pretty damn awesome
@rockleeluver4ever yeah, kyles my fav too, hahahaha, do you have the talking towlie? and the way i get the scripts are very hard, first you have to go to South Park's website (made by trey) and i had actually entered a contest a pretty damn while ago, and i got first place, then i was screaming, like "YEAH BITCH WHAT NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"... lol, ten i found out that first place gets to come and see them RECORD, then i talked to trey, then i got this episodes script, and then i found out that trey
@BiggestSouthParkFan yea, kyle's the best jew ever xP naw i'm dying for a towelie towel though! i'll look pretty bitchin' at the beach with it lmao. my god! that's pretty damn epic!! i wish there were youtube vids where they showed their recording session. what ep did u c recorded?
@BiggestSouthParkFan yea kyle's like the best jew ever xD. no, unfortunately i don't, i'm dying for a towelie towel though, i'd look pretty bitchin' with it at the beach haha. dude that's so epic! EVERY script daaaamn! yea trey's always in charge, matt's only done a few eps. i wish youtube had a vid where it showed them doing the voices, i really wanna hear them since all the voices are edited on the computer. what was it like? damn that sucks that u couldn't get all the scripts though
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HEY YOU SCRONY ASS SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF FUCKIN ASS TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE A CRYING CHILD! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKIN LIKE, YOU LIKE TO FUCK SHIT! AND FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK! HEY WENDY, WHATS A CUNT?
Girzir 4 days ago
Hahaha oh the construction paper days
zowey98 1 month ago
I still say this is the greatest South Park Kyle Moment
MattkozKiwiKid 1 month ago
Thats nice kyle
hotmarilynmanson1 2 months ago
satanic kyle emo
karimbouraoui64 2 months ago
Hey wendy , what the fuck?
Rufuzz2 4 months ago
kyle like satan
ah35824 5 months ago
didn't Matt Stone do this once, too?
SweetMnementh7 6 months ago
Damn Kyle!
Johnnywasherefirst 6 months ago
90's south park <3
magikush 6 months ago
Hey, Wendy, What's a (bleep)?
Rsrocks412Returns 6 months ago
@Rsrocks412Returns Without bleep it's Hey,Wendy,Whats a cunthole
videogames991 1 month ago
damn kyle you rock!
shasham72 7 months ago
Kyle (to aliens): Hey, you scrawny-assed shit! What the fuck is wrong with you?! You must be some kinda dick to be able to ignore a crying child! Stan: WHOA, DUDE! Kyle: You know what you like? You like to fuck, shit and fuck and fuck and fuck!
ilovekyle7 7 months ago
@ilovekyle7 he probaly says that to xd
xXDisneyFanChick1Xx 6 months ago
OMG KYLE <3. I LOVE YOU.
Skittlez156 7 months ago
oh i love this part XD just because you can faintly make out what he is saying
rugra1000 7 months ago
everyone while the video is playing use the left and right arrow keys to control the speed.
vmigo900 8 months ago
BEEP an BEEP a BEEP BEEP i love you kyle :3
icecreamlover267 8 months ago
Does anyone know what swear words were bleeped
djDyl005 9 months ago
Definately from Jersey.
Southparkaddict720 11 months ago 5
What does Kyle say that's so bad? I wanna know lol.
breanntheartist1989 11 months ago
I effin' love Kyle!
breanntheartist1989 11 months ago
xDDDDD
x3xanimegirlx3x 1 year ago
that is so funny kyle swearing thos aliens are pieces of shit
stacy92y 1 year ago
stan had no idea what a f**k was
kylecartman10 1 year ago 6
@kylecartman10 actually he didnt know what cunt meant :P
guitarhero12197 1 year ago 8
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colefan1001 1 year ago
eww if youre gonna make a video dont chew gum right next to the little microphone
2good4utyra 1 year ago
@2good4utyra hahahaha lol
kylebroflovskiiscool 1 year ago
This was uploaded on my 15th birthday - awesome, as Kyle is my fave character too XD
louiselovesmagic 1 year ago
the 4 aliens disliked this video xD
jenniferhamster1 1 year ago 2
Lol kyle was the dirty one now Cartman is
Verabradleytwins22 1 year ago
This When Kyle Was More BADASS
MasterMind685 1 year ago 13
I love it when he starts shouting and the visitors just flip round instantly!
dmanc85 1 year ago
I think the camerman is chewing gum or something
winterloggan 1 year ago
wow cant beleive kyle knows cuss words like that lol but its only a show. ahh this ep brings memmories back
Sasuke006 1 year ago
thats funny!!! : )
shootingstars44 1 year ago
HEY YOU SCRAWNY EYED SHIT HEADS!!!!!! XD i have this as my ringtone! GO KYLE!!!!!!
1iluvcowz 1 year ago
Holy Double he's pissed.
CasimusxPrime 1 year ago
yeah u go Kyle!!!!!!
catgirl771 1 year ago
this is why you don`t get kyle mad lol
SoniaAndSonicJunior 1 year ago
Hey Wendy wats a ____
47YOSHI74 1 year ago
Hey Wendy. What the F***?
TastyVanillaWaffles 1 year ago 3
whoa dude
kingbest76 1 year ago
wtf videof aikl :DDD i have only picture but..wtf
dvdlogitech 1 year ago
hey wendy whats a cunt? lolz!!!! xP
Cachuito09 1 year ago
@Cachuito09 don't they say "cunt" on the south park DVD?
and does kyle really said those words for real on the DVD?
mannyandpinto4511 1 year ago
Thts my Kyle!
MsWolfgirl13 1 year ago
O_O ..... HIGH 5 KYLE! *Gives kyle a high 5* xD
FireClawzz 1 year ago
omg sooo funny.thats why i LOOVE kyle.lol id think that stan would say more cuss words.....YOU GO KYLE!!!!XD
accidentlyonpurpose4 1 year ago
low quality vid but good scene
episode 1, oh yeah!!
rasengancomedylover 1 year ago
lol hes eating while hes recording this
natara1111 1 year ago
hahahahha
mooella1998 1 year ago
GO KYLE!!!!!
SuperCrazyizzy 1 year ago
a cunt is a mailbox
123rickross 1 year ago
what if visitors kill kyle
beauprepa 1 year ago
@beauprepa DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!11
accidentlyonpurpose4 1 year ago
DGFDFGDFGFDGFDG
beauprepa 1 year ago
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HEY, YOU SCRAWNY EYED SHITHEADS, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG YOU? YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF FUCKING ASSHOLES TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE A CRYING CHILD!!!
Whoa, dude!
You know what fuckers like? You like to fuck shit! And Cocks! And shit! and fuck! and cunts!
Hey wendy, what's a cunt?
MrDarklord77 1 year ago
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Kyle:
HEY U SCRAWNY EYED SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U! U MUST BE SOME KIND OF FUCKER TO IGNORE A CRYING CHILD!
Stan:
woah dude!
Kyle:
I KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING LIKE, YOU LIKE TO FUCK SHIT AND FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK CUNT!
Stan:
hey wendy whats a cunt?
YukishiroXD 1 year ago
where can i find this uncensored????
kknickjonas1613 1 year ago
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@kknickjonas1613 This is what he's saying:
HEY, YOU SCRAWNY EYED FUCKS, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG YOU? YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF FUCKING ASSHOLES TO BE ABLE TO IGNORE A CRYING CHILD!!!!
Whoa, dude!
You know what fuckers like? You like to fuck shit! And Cocks! And shit! and fuck! and cunts!
Hey wendy, what's a cunt?
beatallhalos 1 year ago
lol hey wendy wat da f***!
CrazyLittleSistersTv 1 year ago
@CrazyLittleSistersTv no he said hey wendy whats a cunt?
thewigly3 1 year ago
i realllyyy wish it was un censerd but i like this video because unlike the other videos its the actual video and the audio
and i really hope the musslims dont kill matt and trey!!!!!!
kknickjonas1613 1 year ago
i bet 1,000,000 dollars that if a nun saw this, she would get a heart attack
jacilledb3 1 year ago 25
@jacilledb3 I'm not gonna take that bet because I agree with you! And if it was uncensored, I bet you $999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 that her head would explode!
beatallhalos 1 year ago
@jacilledb3 i agree with you
rugra1000 7 months ago
@jacilledb3 try it at Church, but make sure no1 finds the ipod, or where the phone is!
if the nun gets a heart attack then get it on video!
mastr980 6 months ago
Damn! How many cuss words did Kyle say in that?
TheJuliangirl 1 year ago
@TheJuliangirl He said 9 cuss words.
wesrandecker 1 year ago
Hey visitors want sum alo vera for that kick ass burn?
SoulKiIIer 2 years ago 3
LMAO!!! Hey wendy, whats a _________?" HAHHA
CreamDayFurry 2 years ago 4
Nice
MrAwesomeman900 2 years ago
still keeping my passport pretending to put it on the basket (where i live airports have baskets your supposed to put your ticket in) and ive been buying every new script from them (i save up on the money) and of course they were copies, but still, but everytime i go there i cant find matt, im planning to go get all of season 13's scripts in like a week or so
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
@BiggestSouthParkFan hmm...i wonder why matt's never there....i mean i know trey's in charge...but still. dat sucks, i hope matt has it. that plane ticket thing is weird!! and must i ask how much each script cost?? i'm scared to know lol. dude i wish i won the contest to be in the opening of season 14!! i'm sooo excited for it though, 13 kicked ass!
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago
i know! i shouldve won -.- lol each 3 costs $214.59, i work as a doctor, so i have the money
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
@BiggestSouthParkFan dude i think you've won enough stuff lucky ass =_= shiiiiiiit.......fucking rich. anyways, wats ur fave ep?
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago
@rockleeluver4ever, i would have to say towlie, its funny to me because all this amazing stuff is going on and there just intrested in a game, i would be like that if i were a kid XD
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
@BiggestSouthParkFan LMAO ik rite. dat wud tly be me as well. and towelie is just hilarious. hey! that's the tune to funky town! xD i have like 20 all time fave eps man....but i absolutely did love season 13
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago
@rockleeluver4ever ye, but back in season 9, on episode, canceled, i wish they actually see the entire episode in better quality, lol
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
@BiggestSouthParkFan haha so true rite? i have to say one of the best was the original mr. hankey ep. it's hard to forget all the old characters and stuff...damn chef for leaving just cuz they bashed scientology
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago
you are not the biggest south park fan i am if you have a problem with that im not botherd
GYLuke 2 years ago
your not the biggest south park fan i am!
GYLuke 2 years ago
how bout' we're all just FANS. there's no such thing as a BIGGEST fan...dats stupid...south park is just plain fucking awesome!
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago 21
has original scripts in his office, so then i went in with trey, bought the original scripts, then i went out of the room, (this was around like season 11, and the first imaginary land episode came on) then i realized Le Petit Tourette, was not there, then i had realized again i had kept the plane ticket that went to the nearest airport to them XD
so then i came back and hes saying "i forget, i think matt wrote it" and i couldnt find matt but i came back every season,
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
Hey Wendy, what's a *BLEEP* ?
XD lol I love that part
kitten600 2 years ago
♥WHOA!!! 4 a jew he sure knows how 2 cuzz sum1 out ♥ 0_0;
WAY 2 GO KYLE XD lmao !
KikiLuvsTigers 2 years ago
Holy crap this was epic xD
KYLE FTW♥ 8D
xAnimeRandomnessx 2 years ago
W00T!!! KYLE I LOOOOOVE UUUUUUU!!!
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago 2
Kyle FTW! XD
ChristyCullen101 2 years ago
LOL "hey wendy,what's a (BLEEEP?) XD
FredFan8 2 years ago 3
ok thnx :)
xoILOVEKYLExo 2 years ago
wait what is the exact episode name of this? i know its episode 1 but what is the name???
xoILOVEKYLExo 2 years ago
its anal probe.
guitarhero12197 2 years ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo
the episode is: Cartman gets an Anal Probe.
rasengancomedylover 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo
also, u can watch the episode at SouthParkStudios com
rasengancomedylover 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo no its cartman gets an anal probe
indianadan101 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo actually this was a pilot episode which then became the 1st episode because of high ratings.
If you watch the whole thing, you actually get to see Cartmens' dad for the first time.
Phantom0731 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo the name of the episode 1 on this is.... cartman gets an anal probe
mannyandpinto4511 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo i think it is Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
rivera5b 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo i think it is Cartman Gets An Anal Probe this is truly a classic episode and i enjoy the shit out of it.
rivera5b 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo cartman gets an anal probe
benjiboypoo 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo Cartman Get's An Anal Probe
CrazyLittleSisters 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo Cartman Gets an Anal Probe S01E1
kojimin123 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo its "cartman gets an anal probe"
xxXsouthparkfreakxxX 1 year ago
@xoILOVEKYLExo basically its called " Cartman Gets an anal probe" love that episode lol
KennyIsMyLover4eva 1 year ago
thats what he says lol
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
HEY YOU SCRAWNY EYED SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU MUST BE SOME KINDA FUCKER TO IGNORE A CRYING CHILD!
woah dude!
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCK LIKE, YOU LIKE TO FUCK SHIT AND FUCK AND FUCK AND FUCK CUNTS!
hey wendy whats a cunt?
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago 7
@BiggestSouthParkFan how did u know that!?
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago
its simple man, he watched the episode without "bleeps".
joaovictor1994 2 years ago
@joaovictor1994 oh duh lmao i forgot about that, haha and i have the un cut on my ipod too xP
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago
:D cool
joaovictor1994 2 years ago
@rockleeluver4ever look at my name, lol, i have a copy of the original script for almost every episode, i still need: Le Petit Tourette, it IS the most CUSSING episode of all man kind... o_o they say it doesnt even excist, they just voised what they thought is what ppl say, look the episode up and watch, lol
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
@BiggestSouthParkFan dude i'm a huge south park fan too y'know, i have like so much sp merchandise and i've seen every sp episode and all the bonus's they made like for monty python and stuff. And i'm totally in love with Kyle<3 omfg le petit tourette is one of my faves xD definitely one of the best in the cult of cartman dvd set. damn where do u find the scripts? that's pretty damn awesome
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago
@rockleeluver4ever yeah, kyles my fav too, hahahaha, do you have the talking towlie? and the way i get the scripts are very hard, first you have to go to South Park's website (made by trey) and i had actually entered a contest a pretty damn while ago, and i got first place, then i was screaming, like "YEAH BITCH WHAT NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"... lol, ten i found out that first place gets to come and see them RECORD, then i talked to trey, then i got this episodes script, and then i found out that trey
BiggestSouthParkFan 2 years ago
@BiggestSouthParkFan yea, kyle's the best jew ever xP naw i'm dying for a towelie towel though! i'll look pretty bitchin' at the beach with it lmao. my god! that's pretty damn epic!! i wish there were youtube vids where they showed their recording session. what ep did u c recorded?
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago
@BiggestSouthParkFan yea kyle's like the best jew ever xD. no, unfortunately i don't, i'm dying for a towelie towel though, i'd look pretty bitchin' with it at the beach haha. dude that's so epic! EVERY script daaaamn! yea trey's always in charge, matt's only done a few eps. i wish youtube had a vid where it showed them doing the voices, i really wanna hear them since all the voices are edited on the computer. what was it like? damn that sucks that u couldn't get all the scripts though
rockleeluver4ever 2 years ago
@BiggestSouthParkFan ''you must be some kinda of asshole''
Trey or Matt sayed that they couldn't say ''asshole'' on television back then
SuperDaryl13 1 year ago
@SuperDaryl13 Really? I swear I've heard the word "asshole" featured in some Season 1 episodes of South Park!
1995Zacko 11 months ago
@1995Zacko no, because it's beeped (or buzzed) away
SuperDaryl13 11 months ago
Kyle FTW XD
IListenToTheHorses 2 years ago 25
OMFG
johnyrockshell 2 years ago
LOL
Scinti123 2 years ago
ok there was defiantly a "fuck your mother" in there somewhere...
witchofdanight1316 2 years ago 9
This is the best trash-talking vid I have ever seen!
TheJuliangirl 2 years ago
hahahhhaa hes so sexy when he gets mad!
blackpanthercub11 2 years ago 32
@blackpanthercub11 Kyle is teh smex!!!
rockleeluver4ever 1 year ago
cartman rules he is the funniest omg at the end of south park movie when he swears lol he kills it
akash171096 2 years ago
you mean: fuck, shit, cock, ass, titty, boner, bitch, muff, butthole, Barbera Streisand!
jimbob284 2 years ago 3
You know you fucking like. You like to fuck
shit cocksuckers and shit and bull shit and bird shit and horse shit and fucking
vaginas. I think that what kyle said to the
visitors. Kyle swear to the visitors OMG!
tobyjunconoby 2 years ago 7
LOL he is MAD!!! so funny what episode is this from??
hellokittyPJ 2 years ago 10
Believe it or not, this was the very first ever episode of south park.
episode 1
season 1
guitarhero12197 2 years ago 6
i sooo believe you i watched it it's really funny!!
hellokittyPJ 2 years ago
@guitarhero12197 Spirit of christmas was the first ever South park episode then this
SCARBEERIA 1 year ago
lol a kid saying all those cuss words XD
Fakeitman64 2 years ago 6
the world is different
guitarhero12197 2 years ago
@guitarhero12197 LoL You should hear the kid's on PSN.. (PS3 ONLINE)
Xx47AURORAxX 1 year ago
@Fakeitman64 your point is ?
8447michael 1 year ago
The slslslsl os me chewing gum. Sorry people, but it is kind of funny.
guitarhero12197 2 years ago
i love this!!!!
SouthParkPerson12 2 years ago
Thank you. I wish i had it uncensored, but i dont think anyone does. LOL.
guitarhero12197 2 years ago
i know wat u mean! i was trying to figure out wat he said but then i was like u know i like it better sensored, it is funnier that way
SouthParkPerson12 2 years ago
kyle: hey you scrawney ass shits what the fuck is wrong with you you must be some kinda fucking ass holes to be able to ignore a crying child.
stan: whoe dude
ha ha lol
spkylefan 2 years ago
ugh... where can i find this uncencored... i really want to know what he says
crazypyro64 3 years ago
its not uncensored if you buy the dvd it will still be censored i have it
cooldude10136 2 years ago
Klye: HEY YOU SCANEY ASS SHITS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF FUCKING FUCKERS TO TO INGNORE A CRYING CHILD!
Stan:WHOE dude!
bengorillaz 3 years ago
you spelled kyle wrong
spkylefan 2 years ago
i know my spelling sucks
bengorillaz 2 years ago
its squirty not scaney
cooldude10136 2 years ago
ya know how they appear that music i would like to know so if u know the name plz reply back to me immedeatly
evilwerewolf82 3 years ago
TACOS ARE MADE OF beef!
Blackdeathia123 3 years ago
dat waz mad funni. itz my favorite episode.
julywaterdragon 3 years ago
Lots of *Beep*-effects...XD
Chikoliini 3 years ago