fuck i have never laughed so hard at anything on the internet. wish we had public access in Aus. gotta love that maaad ghetto mullet action hanging off his head too.
"What you got to speak? If you don't know shit to speak on this topic I'm bringing up then shut your god damn ass up! Haaa.. hell! You trust in hell motha fucka! Then you already in hell! Just like I trust in heaven and I'm already there motha fucka! You believe in death huh? God damn MURDERERS! Crucify my blessed brother! But when I find him I'm gonna get them motha fuckers!"
By far the best thing about this video is that the cameraman is CONSTANTLY going back and forth, in and out and and side to side. Whoever shot this, fucking RULES.
mother fucker you fucked up huh? You fucked up, you know your ass is doomed... What you got to speak? If you don't know shit to speak on this um topic I'm bringing up, shut your god damn ass up!!!
Public access channel. Every cable TV company MUST have one. Tune in! The public access channels are usually the funniest damm things on TV because they are usually produced by people with no media background on a shoestring budget.
Only 48,000 views? This is one of the best videos on YouTube! This guy is simply the best. I heard he gave an interview on Howard Stern's show and stated that he had everything ready for a DVD release. He only needs a distributor. I sure hope he can release this classic material.
Not everyone who says to Me, Lord, Lord, shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to Me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?
THIS ME TALKING NOW:
..."IT'S SAD TO SAY, THAT IF HE DOES NOT GIVE HIS LIFE TO JESUS, IN HELL HE WILL LIFT UP HIS EYES" *UNDERSTAND*?????
This video has vastly improved my life. I watch it before going to bed, and then feel all happy and snuggly as I lie there waiting to fall asleep; then, when I get to work in the morning, I watch it again, and afterwards I'm ready to face the day, with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. It's really great.
"I come in the name of Jesus repeat it after me bitch I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the holy spirit ruler of heaven earth and every god damn thin in between"
"God damn my ass kiss it"
LMFAO!!! fuckin hilarious, I want a pastor like this guy.
Really? So any crackhead with access to a chroma key and a camera further proves in your mind that Christianity is stupid? That logic is about as smart as thinking all Arabs are terrorists. You're a smart one.
i love how he's preaching the word of God whilst cussing, using the Lord's name in vain, and showing obvious ignorance with every word he's saying. fucking retard
A man of God would not be cursing and what sounds like to me mocking the name of Jesus Christ. Didn't Jesus say, "By their fruits (their works/actions)ye shall know them?" He doesn't sound at all like he is in tune with God or any other spiritual channel at all. This is sacrilege.
what version of "one nation" is this??
tranceyboy7 2 months ago
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tranceyboy7 2 months ago
you fucking nincom fucking poop
TheRealGreenshell1 3 months ago
fuck i have never laughed so hard at anything on the internet. wish we had public access in Aus. gotta love that maaad ghetto mullet action hanging off his head too.
whycantifindaname69 4 months ago
I like this guy. Don't know why but I do
mossandthesea 6 months ago in playlist r_humourous
i come in the name of the Jesus lolrofl funny dumb ass
werborg1 6 months ago
Mega64 brought me here
Brushguy 6 months ago
"Stupid-ass house nigga!"
iClassiqaL 8 months ago
6:39 the camera man laughs hahahaha
SulfurCitizen 9 months ago
He's got a pimp stick! COOL!
picure 1 year ago
CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!
rhyoul 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AkiraKunXP 1 year ago
check out those coke nails
dalong52 1 year ago
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HE'S A NIGGER!!! HE'S A NIGGER!!! HE'S A FUCKING NIGGER!!! HANG DAT FUCKING NIGGER!!!
WildBillyBobJoe 1 year ago
@WildBillyBobJoe you must be a homeless redneck who eat ur friends oh yeah you aint got none redneck hillbilly ! HAHA!!!!!!!
KDWvideos 1 year ago
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK BITCH!!!
MrExodus1396 1 year ago
OMG OMG LMAO OMG
chargeboy 1 year ago
I'm gonna bust a spiritual cap in yo ass bitch!
HoodedAnimal 1 year ago
god almighty you know, ruler of heaven, earth, and every god damn thing in between.
repeat it after me bitch.
joyfulvulture 1 year ago
the camerawork LOL
ccrimsonfox 1 year ago
I'm an atheist. I'd go to this guys church every motha fuckin day
omglooklol5 1 year ago 8
Stoopid ass houze nyugga!
Hahaha this is great!
CaptainPommby 1 year ago 3
@CaptainPommby J-Hutt say Gluktok deetat BO SHUDA FOR MY NIGGAS!
Wapitdownthehatchguy 1 year ago
i want him to preach in my church!
AHAHA!
kingpullback83 1 year ago 2
This is gold.
lillys78 1 year ago
His bible does look like the yellow pages
Damusuk 1 year ago
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bfboobie 1 year ago
@Damusuk I think it is lol, there's pictures on the page.
lonewolfx25 1 year ago
this nigga should win an oscar ...
thats real talk
this shit wild lmao
whasson 1 year ago
4:12 best line
jkrispy07 1 year ago
The best part is "You fucking ninkom fucking poop" hahahahaahahahaha
boogie1003 1 year ago
"bitch I'm flowing straight from the survival scroll!" 6:00
swineninety9 1 year ago
Lol, this guy is funny as shit.
mindtrix00 1 year ago
"Repeat after me bitch!" omg rofl
sargonmoroku 1 year ago
"spirit of truth" from God or satan?
Jibe with the pure words in the Holy Bible!
Could this make Jesus Christ like you?
zhelev82 1 year ago
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What is that? How do you laugh out to sneer with the Master at the world,better Delete that shame from the entity of the earth...
azalova 1 year ago
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azalova 1 year ago
"Cut that bitch off!...... next caller, wuz hannin'?"
btw Baphomet alert @ 00:53 sec
Dhwillnyc 2 years ago 2
People are gonna be hangin up on this dude. LOL
DSkehan2004 2 years ago
7:06 "motherfucka there ain't no..."
lol what the hell is this? lol
DSkehan2004 2 years ago
This guy is floating around, he must be high. lol
DSkehan2004 2 years ago
Repeat it after me, Bitch! LOL!
DSkehan2004 2 years ago
lol when does he say that?
DSkehan2004 2 years ago
What's this guy's name?
DSkehan2004 2 years ago
reverend x
petesmart1983 2 years ago
what! "repeat it after me, Bitch" lol
DSkehan2004 2 years ago
i love all my homei's and g doggs mother fucker get with me now
pannp84 2 years ago
HAHAHAH FUCKIN WEIRDO
pannp84 2 years ago
4:11 says it all. XD
phendformyself 2 years ago
This is the greatest fucking thing on the god damn planet
SACREDFIREDOJOSHOW 2 years ago
Oh my God! I hope this was a joke!
adsan84 2 years ago
What is it with the retarded ass song. Can this get anymore retarded than it is..?
Darkgrammer 2 years ago
thats funkadelic parliment, nae taste bitch
shadowhalfcast 2 years ago
one nation under a groove by funkadelic
MikeIdy6000 2 years ago
gives me a head ache!
just be quiet already
anna5anana 2 years ago
"The devil is a motha fuckin liar! So you know I aint' worried! BIYOOOOTCH!!!"
jadezoe 2 years ago 3
"What you got to speak? If you don't know shit to speak on this topic I'm bringing up then shut your god damn ass up! Haaa.. hell! You trust in hell motha fucka! Then you already in hell! Just like I trust in heaven and I'm already there motha fucka! You believe in death huh? God damn MURDERERS! Crucify my blessed brother! But when I find him I'm gonna get them motha fuckers!"
jadezoe 2 years ago
i think god knocked his tooth out for talking all that mess
lisalizapop 3 years ago 2
Where can I get a haircut like that?
pickwickbowl 3 years ago 2
By far the best thing about this video is that the cameraman is CONSTANTLY going back and forth, in and out and and side to side. Whoever shot this, fucking RULES.
greenblue1979 3 years ago 22
"Ruler of Heaven an Earfff"
SidewalkFrequencies 3 years ago 3
"Cut that bitch off!"
I think he should start a church. I would go.
jenniferlongbottom 3 years ago 5
This guy has attracted me to Christianity. That's something I never expected. I seriously dig this. The sountdrack works great too.
deepeeeh 3 years ago
The Spirit of Truth
My Anti-Drug
jleite07 3 years ago 2
is he holding a bible or a phone book??
nut100 3 years ago 3
phone book lol
thegame22 3 years ago 3
holy shit pause at 4:16 its hilarious
keeks0895 3 years ago
ignorance personified...
garylssk 3 years ago
praise the lord muthafucker!
sephx30 3 years ago
I want to meet this Whitey person, he sounds like a dick.
GgRrYyPpHhOoNn 3 years ago
I BELIEVE ONCE AGAIN!
Elendegro 3 years ago
"Ruler of Erf and erythang!" LOL.
fartmagnet 3 years ago
"I'm all out, I made my ass very available"
personzorz 3 years ago
wow...*click*
HeartlessEnigma 3 years ago
gotdamn my ass kiss it... lol shut yo gotdamn ass up lol u got me now u fuckin ninkumpoop
HomeTownPublishing 3 years ago
cut that bitch off! whats happenin who name u comin in lol
HomeTownPublishing 3 years ago
Da troof!
craigdamage 3 years ago
wtf is this how the hell i get to this link in the 1st place?
EheroY2k 3 years ago 2
The Devil is a motherfuckin liar, so you know I ain't worried, BEOTCH, stupid bitch
jon7mac 3 years ago
is that a parliament song playing in the back? which one is it?
olddrunkstyle 3 years ago
never mind. i figured it out.
olddrunkstyle 3 years ago
One Nation Under A Groove.
SonicMountain 3 years ago
"Cut that bitch off!"
danuu2 3 years ago
god damn my ass kiss it
mxnew6 3 years ago
dis sum bull shit
deathrownolaw 3 years ago
ruler of heaven and erf!
mutiilation 3 years ago
"you got me now, you got me now aw u figured me out! you fuckin nin-com fuckin poop." hahahaha
SpartanB22 3 years ago
I come in the name of Jesus...repeat after me bitch!!!!!!!!!!
peaceplease83 3 years ago
yeah hes not going to hell..lol
sychojake3 3 years ago
mother fucker you fucked up huh? You fucked up, you know your ass is doomed... What you got to speak? If you don't know shit to speak on this um topic I'm bringing up, shut your god damn ass up!!!
shaggyscoots 3 years ago
What's Hatnin!
sxerunner 3 years ago
U fuckin nyncom fuckin poop... lmao
legacy8 3 years ago
howed he get on tv??????who let him on???
shiryet 3 years ago
Public access channel. Every cable TV company MUST have one. Tune in! The public access channels are usually the funniest damm things on TV because they are usually produced by people with no media background on a shoestring budget.
nhilst600 3 years ago 2
lol...Oh.
shiryet 3 years ago
"Let's stay focused". Ahead of his time.
taoistcowboy123 3 years ago 2
I'll go to church where dis Bro preaches any day of da week!!
nhilst600 3 years ago
This is freaking Genius!
This guy is totally serious. He is a real believer. But he's so Ghetto it gets lost.
He's a preacher who swears and threatens his followers with gun violence.
There is so many things in this video that is funny.
jbar19 3 years ago 23
CORRECT GOD
bfboobie 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ralowski 3 years ago
"The spirit of God is omnipotent,,, and it will work on yo awwsssss toooo"
shadesofswords 3 years ago
CUT THAT BITCH OFF!!!! lololololol
kuliimjulischreiben 3 years ago
praise jesus
akslimm4life 3 years ago
That camera work makes me dizzy
GameFreak1287 3 years ago
This guy knows more about God than VenomFagX
funChick84 3 years ago
THANK YOU!!
paperluigi64 3 years ago
Only 48,000 views? This is one of the best videos on YouTube! This guy is simply the best. I heard he gave an interview on Howard Stern's show and stated that he had everything ready for a DVD release. He only needs a distributor. I sure hope he can release this classic material.
rhabdoviridae 3 years ago 2
"Catch heavens gate and travel the hell outta here"-----HAHAHAHAHAAAHAH ROFL
zeepman 3 years ago
Is this person preaching to me...with a phone book?
LJascony 3 years ago 2
you better believe bitchass nigga!
jglasma 3 years ago
stupid ass house nigga. lol this guys hillarious. you dont like it? kiss my ass
glitcher999 3 years ago
Cameraman is a genious.
Strategios 3 years ago 4
Is that Parliament in the bg?
Honoric5 3 years ago
yep
peterjn6853 3 years ago
this is definitely a top 10 internet video clip of ALL TIME - pure classic
bfboobie 3 years ago 4
this guy is a fucking legend!
NotoriousNightOwl 3 years ago 8
oh man, i hope he's like that in real life, so when i meet him i will have a reason to laugh at his dumb ass. ARE YOU LAUGHIN' BIOTCH!
whydoyouask123 3 years ago
HAH DRUNK!? thats that rock on a mothafucka
punabuddas818 3 years ago
What a fucking moron...
mysticalwoodsman 3 years ago
that hair gives me the rofls
youthuprising101 3 years ago
this guy.... is drunk?
Thobi750 3 years ago
LMFAO, What with the wierd mullet?
LGDE56 3 years ago
I don't know which is better...the hair, suit background, music or camera work...
peterjn6853 3 years ago 6
Everything all at once, but I gotta say, I'm in love with that amazing camera work.
NotoriousNightOwl 3 years ago 4
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THE WORD OF GOD SAYS.
Matthew 7:21-22
Not everyone who says to Me, Lord, Lord, shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to Me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?
THIS ME TALKING NOW:
..."IT'S SAD TO SAY, THAT IF HE DOES NOT GIVE HIS LIFE TO JESUS, IN HELL HE WILL LIFT UP HIS EYES" *UNDERSTAND*?????
oeyecu 3 years ago 2
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nigga u stupid
sherrysnake16 3 years ago
is this shit 4 real??? XDXDXDXD
Some Black folk...
Justinsax1 3 years ago
This video has vastly improved my life. I watch it before going to bed, and then feel all happy and snuggly as I lie there waiting to fall asleep; then, when I get to work in the morning, I watch it again, and afterwards I'm ready to face the day, with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. It's really great.
"That looks like a phone book."
AdRock95 3 years ago 12
I think the "callers" are just the voices in his head. I don't hear anyone talking to him.
curlytoes79 3 years ago 3
"One nation under a groove" - George Clinton & the Parliament Funkadelic, FOR THE WIN!!!
angryanderoid 3 years ago
you know your ass is doomed - lmao
anthnnol 3 years ago
"I come in the name of Jesus repeat it after me bitch I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the holy spirit ruler of heaven earth and every god damn thin in between"
"God damn my ass kiss it"
LMFAO!!! fuckin hilarious, I want a pastor like this guy.
Johnnyv335 3 years ago 2
I think this guy is a true believer, expressing himself the only way he knows how.
I'd go to church every day if it was like this.
AgentXXII 3 years ago 3
lmao
jimmyn321 3 years ago
''Are you laughing biatch?''
Regdot 3 years ago 5
Yes, actually.
flowrchild91 3 years ago
he definitely isn't following whitey's rules.
btw, BEST...HAIRCUT...EVER.
xD
Sceningtheflee 3 years ago 2
"you fuckin' income fuckin poop"
GordanKokanovic 3 years ago
Favorite part 5:35 - 6:00
CajunWayz 3 years ago
The truth can't lie to itself
Youngl3lood 3 years ago
cut that bitch off
bagies 3 years ago 3
This guy is the best representative of Christianism I have ever seen. He is the best.
rhabdoviridae 3 years ago 2
Rhabdoviridae, what about the ones in the Book whom love g0d an new he's son who Follow the ten commandment an bear not falsh wittness
Youngl3lood 3 years ago
You're not good at detecting sarcasm are you
halonone 3 years ago
What about them?
rhabdoviridae 3 years ago
"I make my ass very available!" Best line ever!
Argov82 3 years ago
I love how his zoomed in head floats across the bottom of the screen every once in a while
Argov82 3 years ago
"I CuM IN THE NAME OF JESUS... REPEAT AFTER ME BITCH!"
XD
devilcowangelpig 3 years ago
goin str8 to hell
MszMandy 3 years ago
I DONT GIVE FUCK WAT U THINK BITCH!! the best line ever
funChick84 3 years ago 4
Let's stay focused.
Jecipe 3 years ago
Christianity proves once again how stupid it is
JapaneseModernist 3 years ago
win.
NightSurfer47 3 years ago
Really? So any crackhead with access to a chroma key and a camera further proves in your mind that Christianity is stupid? That logic is about as smart as thinking all Arabs are terrorists. You're a smart one.
untdrew 3 years ago
you prove how stupid you are with your ignorance
d4l2w7 3 years ago
Was he preaching from a phone book?
torgman 3 years ago 2
This will never cease to be funny. Evar. HOUSE NIGGA!!!
DarthSinistris 3 years ago
CUT THAT BITCH OFF!
aamidd 3 years ago 4
You should never give a crack head a Bible , or in his case,the Yellow Pages. He comes in the name of crack and some malt liquor. Holler!
ScientistBlackX 3 years ago 2
id like to call him and be like your a bitch lol
waynemoney419 3 years ago
wow thats the first time ive ever seen a crack head preacher..
mobspeak 3 years ago
If you resist it, then goddamn my ass kiss it.
fuckedupshit 3 years ago 2
i love how he's preaching the word of God whilst cussing, using the Lord's name in vain, and showing obvious ignorance with every word he's saying. fucking retard
HoldUrColours 3 years ago
Awesome! I've been looking for this video for the longest time. Family entertainment at it's best
Vash397 3 years ago
this shit is hilarious
MacBeezy2391 3 years ago
I hope dumb people don't watch this crap and think this really happens in black churches.Well it doesn't. This is sick!!!
VERB65 3 years ago
Yes, and The Blues Brothers is a much better interpretation of primarily-black churches.
*eyeroll*
Chad48309 3 years ago
Sick, but funny. :P
diarrheablues 3 years ago
can someone say what is the name of the first background song?
siginbund 3 years ago
"One Nation Under a Groove" by Funkadelic
1pcguru 3 years ago
Thanks a lot bro :D
siginbund 3 years ago
A man of God would not be cursing and what sounds like to me mocking the name of Jesus Christ. Didn't Jesus say, "By their fruits (their works/actions)ye shall know them?" He doesn't sound at all like he is in tune with God or any other spiritual channel at all. This is sacrilege.
JemVonnemourne2 3 years ago
This is not funny, this is blasphemy.
Daviniel 3 years ago
That's WHY it's funny.
omgleah 3 years ago