Facebook CIA Project: The Onion News Network ONN

[MrSilverfish12]

Whaat!! Even though this is fake its still very well done. These guys should be hired by real news networks

[TheDrikitcha]

LOL the worst part is mark photo pasted in a FBI announcement!

[darkingsky]

FB(I)

[MrPentatonicScale]

"....or smell them" XD

[martinw1200]

For years I've been obsessed with the idea that Zuckerberg was trying to turn us all into Masons. Now I will have to rethink my whole theory. Darn! Hate when that happens.

[PokenerdAnimator]

"That's how they got my brother."

[F3FisGoodforYou]

They are so right... Facebook made possible what the KGB and CIA were only dreaming of...

[UpliftingMelodies]

AHHAHAH lol " Magical air-strike transforms 18 Afghan civilians into insurgents" HAHAHHA

[willk27]

that's how they got my brother...

[Tome4kkkk]

"If there were viable alternatives to YouTube and Google Search, I'd abandon them IMMEDIATELY."

There you go:

google search -> duckduckgo, ixquick, startpage

youtube -> blip, miro, vimeo

google maps -> OpenStreetMap

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[Tome4kkkk]

The most true and disturbing vid on the Onion.

[TheWhiteRose161718]

"400 billion tweets and not one bit of useful data was ever transmitted." That was before Occupywallstreet...

[k2kraze]

LOL Thank god I've never used Facebook. I hate that crap.

I don't get caught up in any American conspiracies, but the problem is also employers, who frequently watch FaceBook when considering hiring. The problem is also morons who think setting a "Friends only" status is a security feature when they accept friend requests from people they don't even know.

[janejn7788]

Is this for real?

[SoloWing808]

This one actually isn't a joke...

[kroneage]

Sometimes the listening to the Onion News makes me cry..... I laugh so hard. But this one went further. It made me pee my pants as I attempted to delete my Facebook account to join Wanbee!!! .....no go. No state secrets no can join! :-( But luckily, since we can't delete our CIA Spy account, all my personal info was still there! ......it's a good thing it wasn't my Google+ account or I'd be so bummed having deleted my account for good! ^_^

[m1c000l]

thats how they got my brother lol

[WESKER75REBORN]

LMC if you tried to search "wanbee" lol

[gibsonjr11]

they mix this shit in with the funny stuff to fuck with your head.......make no mistake about it, this was 100% fact

[ThunderwingMatrix]

@gibsonjr11 That's why I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to sign up with CIABook. Or Google Minus for that matter. If there were viable alternatives to YouTube and Google Search, I'd abandon them IMMEDIATELY.

[hamsandjenohbacon]

I love how their set and transitions look better than the real network news

[IvanTheGreat555]

Not even funny....

[pinyrose]

lmao the little headlines under the titles are hilarious! "Trojan recalls 10,000 condoms just to see look on people's faces"!

[BushidoDevildog]

@pinyrose The one at 2:20 "More police depts using 'police scarecrows' to deter crime" is especially funny/ironic to me because the police here in Japan *actually do this*!!! They will set up little 'scare-cop' cutouts complete with reflective tape so you can also see 'em at night to remind people to slow down and that Big Brother/the Nanny State is watching...

[Hippieinthewoods]

So this is not true??

[weiguxp]

Lol you can start submitting screts to china at wanbee.org

[Kalvin5]

I thought The Onion was suppose to be satirical.

[R32KLR]

check out that giant beast on the right

[TCt83067695]

author of my virtual wife lol

[kevinmartinez723]

that's how they got my brother!! LOL!!

[giohub]

the funniest type of comedy is the kind that contains elements of truth. So while this made me laugh, it also made me cringe.

[elvis316]

@giohub very well put.

[matcotech]

@giohub The truth of this is worse than even ONN portrayed it to be. Biometric Facial Recognition Software, It's the perfect device for intelligence gathering. All it takes is a Right-Wing fundamentalist political majority to leverage data against citizens. The Nazis would have Identified all the Jews in a nanosecond.

[saifulisfree]

@giohub Called satire...

[giohub]

the funniest type of comedy is the kind that contains elements of truth. So while this made me laugh, it also made me cringe.

[soitgoes2058]

You don't own this?? No way.

[JCaesar11]

I'm sorry but as clever as the satire is I find myself completely pre-occupied with that presenter, curse my base male instincts.

[elvis316]

@JCaesar11 if you're watching Brook Alvarez, you're not alone--she's the most stalked news anchor in the industry. (thats another video they have somewhere)

[Fleshy91]

@JCaesar11 I always had more of a thing for Andrea Bennett. lol

[NoisemakerArrow]

@Fleshy91 Me too.

[duffmanbegins]

@JCaesar11 - She's not that hot.