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  • I got to take a dump .

  • "If I wanted Hummer I would ask you are daughter"

  • H2 and H3 = Chevy truck and Chevy SUV

    H1 = Actual hummer built by AM General

    Difference: HUGE! (and I don't mean size)

  • It's obvious , it's not a original H1 Hummer . It's a soccer mom Hummer

  • The hummer guy was definatley a dumbass

  • hummers are way better then jeeps

  • The H2 driver probably wishes he had the drainplugs in the floorboards like a wrangler does after that bath!

  • Hummers are cool....but Jeeps are the Coolest.

  • Hmmm 60 grand and terrible offroad or 12-20 grand and amazing offroad....I'll stick with my Jeep

  • @xXUSMCGRIFFXx £1500 Landy off eBay, or, even a £100 Landy, though it'll need some work.

  • @TheWierdFish I've already seen Jeep Cherokees go for about 200 USD (which is really cheap over here). But then you need to either pay some extra cash (about 2 grand) for a lift kit or you can just do a bastard pack and redneck lift from the junkyard. But the XJs that go for around 200 usually have 200k or so miles and are beginning to get some rust...the 15-20 grand was my estimate for a newish one with a lift and all of that. Trust me, you can get them much cheaper

  • @xXUSMCGRIFFXx There's the difference though. £100 Landies are usually still roadworthy, and will be great off roud as they are, no need for extra expenditure on lifts and whatnot.

  • show me the carfax

  • h2 and h3 if you take the body off the h2 it has the chassis and engine of a shity chevy tahoe and the h3 chassis and engine is from another chevy but the h1 is fully hummer built no shity chevy v8, 6.6 litre DMAX turbo diesel, and a hummer chassis the h1 is great the h2 and h3 are shit

  • But if you have a small weenie, you need a Hummer!

  • Biggest mistake Hummer ever made... H2 and H3... If it's not an H1 it's not a real Hummer! I'd definitely go Jeep over the H2 and 3!

  • H2 Hummer for sale, slight water damage, asking kbb price!

  • but land rover saves jeep

  • @mrbeadfory56 no, land rover is on par with jeep.. except fj 40's.. those are dope!

  • @scfitch acctually, you should read the specs about the new land rovers... they have alot of torque

  • @mrbeadfory56 sadly torgue does not make a trail rig, it helps.. but suspension is the most important.. and quite frankly not new range rover or hummer will ever touch jeep on that aspect. IFS < SFA

  • @mrbeadfory56 and the new range rover has shed loads of wheel travel and traction control that actually works, the new 4.4 diesel Range Rover has way more torque and is quicker than a jeep with a hemi motor

  • 203 hummer drivers have been pulled out by jeeps

  • How can anyone compare a hummer to a jeep. They are in a completely different class. Try putting five people in that jeep along with some camping gear. Hope you all packed like backpackers cuz its going in your lap. H3 is comparable to wrangler 4 door but with stock e-locking front and rear diffs and able to fit 35's stock I'd say its pretty hard to beat.

  • "HAY MIS RUEDITAS!" XD lol

  • I have a jeep and they are bad ass. But thats not a military hummer. A military hummer with a diesel engine inflatable from cab tires and true independent axels will go through anything a jeep will and arguably more....I drove one in 1st Cav . I had them with the cab full of water up to my chin and walking right through whatever.....sorry jeepers...!

  • i think they have a small water leak.....

    

  • my only question is..... where the hell was this hummer planning to go lol.

    was he gona go join his turtle family XD

  • omg ! please tell me who this band is ??????

  • great vid .. but who is the |Music\??? alter bridge?

  • Sorry fags, unless you own an original military jeep, you don't own a real jeep. Just a piece of shit imitiation. :-D

  • THESE "OFF-ROAD" WANNABE BUBBA GUMP DRIVERS SHOULD CHECKOUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS FIRST LOL!!

  • Shoulda let that overpriced eyesore sink into the harbor...the H2's and 3's are just for show on city streets, not this kind of thing.

  • if i took the money you spend on a gay ass hummer i would be able to make my Jeep bullet proof...oh wait... it practically already is

  • @misweetrenvege No, they most certainly are not! (Do not, when terminally bored, play with rifles. It seems like a good idea at the time, but then you have to live with a .303 round, rattling around annoyingly in a box section of your Landy, where you can't get at it. Or a Jeep with a massive exit hole in the passenger door...

  • ok, i dont think it was the hummers fault eventhough they do suck...it was the stupid fucker that put the hummer there. jesus christ, things not anywhere near what it should be to make that..fucking dumbass.

  • The H2 and H3 are not real Hummers. They are actually built in cooperation with AM General (who made the original H1 Hummer) on GM truck chassis, which are not really meant to do this kind of stuff. The original H1 would have no problem at all going through that water and I would bet it would be able to pull that tiny V6 gasoline jeep into the lake too. All the Hummer H1 haters seem to forget the H1 was built for the US Military.

  • @120masterpiece Trust me, my Cherokee out-runs an H1 any day of the week. The H1 has similar components, but the HMMWV that I am the driver of simply does not compare to the H1. Way more power, way less unnecessary options, and way more beast-mode.

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  • The Hummer doesn't suck but the driver does. Why would he drive an H2 into a lake? It's a light trail truck, not an H1 where it's the king of off road.

  • @blacktiger0095 oh please. The H1 is far from being king of the off raod.

  • show me the carfax

  • Too big, too heavy for this type of thing.

  • And that my friends is why Hummers are overrated. Jeeps are much better, more nimble, and more tough....and thats coming from someone who drives a pickup!

  • EDGE !!

  • his wifes gonna be pissed

  • Wish it would have been worse. Who the fuck drives through a lake? Just a little illegal. Thanks for getting shit shut down for us

  • all that water cant be good for their heated seats..

  • Hummer looks like shit

  • If that was an h1, it would b a different story. And h2's are more on road. H3's are just gay.

  • H2s suck. H3s are OK if you set them up right as they can accept good sized tires without lifts. H1s are only good if you can get a soft top military version (HMMWV). They're not near as heavy as civilian H1s.  When I was deployed, we had M998s with just the soft roof and they were a riot to zip around in. I drive a 97 Cherokee 5-speed. It's very light.

  • Seriously surprised that the jeep pulled it out, Jeeps are not meant for pulling/towing whats so ever. They're made to light in the first place. Not saying they can't but my friend owns a 2012 Jeep Wrangler (Supposedly the toughest and highest towing capability: as said my Jeeps CEO) It couldn't pull a 97 tahoe out of mud, so sure if you wanna craw half a mle per hour up a mountain sure get a jeep.

  • @blackbear313 Or if you want to do anything off road, get a Jeep.

  • One word--------HUMMERSUCK

  • With no explanation available, we can only assume the hummer tried to drive out on that 2x4 suspended on the big ass tire, and it failed after realizing that it's wheelbase is too wide to drive on a 2x4

  • Where was he going?

  • hummers suck

    

  • Leave it to a hummer driver to get stuck in the Detroit River!

  • HUMMERS AREN'T SUX .BUT JEEPS ARE : WATCH THIS .youtube.com/watch?v=1FPNHWaHY­uE&feature=related

  • Wonder if the power seats still work...

  • Hey at least it was still running.

  • only h1 are real hummers

  • NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dumb ass

  • Hummers SUCK :) Unless its a military issue :)

  • sooo,,one its a soccer mom offroadiing,,two the driver goes in like what 6' to 7' feet of water,,nice,,,lmfao,,and three well..who the fuck drives in that much water seriously...good snatch job tho!!!nice jeep

  • h2's suck! H1 is where its at.

  • The Main Adreniline thats not a h3 dumb ass

  • hummers are bad ass clearly that one was stock and the jeep it had some work done just saying

  • @bshady143 That Jeep most likely had a set of lockers a tires thrown on it, and that's it. Hummer H2's were built on the Chevy Suburban platform, and when's the last time you saw a Suburban off-roading? H2's are designed from the body up to look rugged and like they're meant for off-road, but from the frame down, it's a Suburban.

  • lol. What's with H2 & H3 drivers? I always see them getting pulled out by Jeeps & Subarus. Haha.

  • @laspotts7 retards obviously

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  • @laspotts7

    The H3 is actually a pretty capable rig, minus the enormous blind spots. I wouldnt wheel one without rock doors. The H2, however is an oversized, overpriced Tahoe.

  • thumbs up if you were wonderin why the hell he had a bottle of lotion in the Hummer

  • @MasterChief1048 for those nights u dont have any KY lol

  • @MasterChief1048 sunscreen boi. not every one is officiated with jerking off.

  • Thats easy hummers are gay why do you think they are called hummers?

  • @MasterChief1048 u never know when your gunna be stuck in traffic for a long time....and sometimes you gotta jerk off....

  • @MasterChief1048 cuz the hummer didnt do it and he had to get a hand to finish er off

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  • Thats not a real hummer.get your shit straight.

  • @HUMMVE100 did you just fall off the turnip truck, this is a hummer h3

  • @TheMainAdrenaline Nope fell off a snow truck,Hummer H1 are the only real hummers.Thats nothing but a chromed up box on four wheels.

  • @TheMainAdrenaline I think u fell off the truck...its a H2

  • sweet !

  • dude how muddy is our hummer!!

  • just a group of fail minds people talking about gas gas gas ,, if you want a hummer be a hummer guy or just stick with your plastic car called jeeb ass holes

    and remember a hummer not for every one :)

    see u fail minds

  • Who was the person inside the car that said "Hey, let's drive in this lake!"?

  • Whooah shit hahaha.. That fucken thing is trashed.

  • huh. i hope the hummer owners lotion didn't get ruined...

  • hahahaha fuck that hummer! its ruined!

  • H2's are not meant for off roading

  • Hope that person is happy paying all that money for a vehicle that cant drive through some water.

  • jeep is the father of hummvee....

  • Serves him right for buying such a deuche bag SUV

  • @sudssells no way H1's are usually around 80K

  • yea, this doesn't make the Jeep tougher, if it had gone through the same place and made it it'd be different.

  • I bet that jeep would get just as stuck. H1 or not at all.

  • yeah...that's not a hummer, H2 is pussy

  • Hummer is just a truck frame with a ridiculous looking body. Lame. For the same $ buy a turbo diesel truck if you want to look bad a** and actually have some horse power and fuel economy. I laugh every time I see one of these match box cars.

  • good bye interior

  • not hummers....h2s

  • Mom's gonna be pissed!

  • this is si dumb jeeps are pussy cars take a jeep in a battle field, bullets would go through the car like butter.

  • @IILListic you are fucking dumb they rebiuld the whole body before they send it to the battle field

  • @IILListic dumbass send a stock hummer itll be no better than a jeep in protecting you lol

  • @IILListic hell hes right you are a true dumbass did you know jeeps were used back in WWII dumb fuck

  • @supra0142: You talk shit now, but you do realize A.M General made the first Jeep, and still make the Hummv's? Not the Hummer H2's or H3's, but they still make H1's for war, and not Jeeps. Maybe because Hummers hold up better to abuse than a Jeep.

  • @Jolt57

    This is obviously about Hummers. Humvee's and Hummer's are completely different vehicles

    HUMVEES are amazing, but not available to most civilians (easily.) HUMMERS are complete and utter shit.

    Jeep/Humvees > Hummers.

  • @Jolt57 there is just a little price difference between an H1 and a jeep, hummers ( H2 and H3) are terrible !

  • @IILListic

    WHAT? LOL! FAIL!

  • the driver sucked

  • is this in Hamilton?

  • the better hummers r the H1 cuz GM keep qit offroading in mind

  • I guess Hummers don't come with floor drains holes.

  • lol i love watchin CLOWNS think h2's/h3's are actually off-road capable.. my stock 99 durango has more offroad balls than they do

  • ALSO* in my opinion most vehicles past 2000 are garbage. mass produced and quickly assembled. Now adays its about bottom line rather then quality. Take the good ol inline 6. These engines will not blow...Ive tried. You can redline them for an hour. These engines still run brandnew today and thats why Jeep replaced them with the 3.7 l in the crappy Liberty. Thumbs up to the lads and ladies keepin the real vehicles alive( pre 2000) all my opinion*

  • @DempsterSlices idk man my 2002 dodge dakpta 5speed is pretty quality, during a snowstorm traveling down hill the hill cornered but catching black ice my truck didnt turn and i went off the road into a telephone pole.....the engine never shut off, the check engine light was only on because a circuit got unplugged....she's still running strong...so idk i dont think all post 2000 are shit

  • @mllaxhead23 I agree with you there, some vehicles are still good past 2000, just alot less in my opinion. i have a 2005 dodge dakota 4.7 magnum sitting in my driveway =) runs strong and looks awesome..but the plastic is what ticks me off. Do you have the 4.7 or the 3.9?

  • @DempsterSlices ya man i agree with you about the plastic...that was the biggest problem because the bumper didnt really do anythin when i hit the pole, it was the fender that stopped the truck...but she's a a 3.7 but only so much i could do considering i bought her used for $3600 when her KBB is $5100. Im pretty jealous of ur magnum tho, not gonna lie lol

  • @mllaxhead23 *sorry 3.9 

  • \To everyone i just want to say antonio105x said it best. He basically took the words outta my mouth. Excellent

  • H2/3's are garbage haha! Just Souped up suburbans with a big V8 on a truck frame with a brick body and full interior. The H1 was an animal though, built to ride, H2/3s are built to haul groceries in my opinion, they can tow a little but so can anything else - jeeps are meant to go offroad, not like they used to but with a few mods theyre animals like the H1 ;)

  • Hummer for sale

    great off-roader

    slight water damage

  • BRICKS OPPS I MEAN HUMMER DONT FLOT

  • All the h2 is is a glorified tahoe

  • badass song 

  • Urine idiot. H2/3's suck

    H1 is the real HUMMER

  • Jeep is the best!

  • just where in the hell did they think they were going to go in all that water?

  • uh.....so.....i guess if it swam across the lake it wouldn't suck? general rule: water more that a foot above your tire's hight is pretty much asking to drown. but I agree ....H2s suck

  • H1s are the only real Hummers.... all others are restyled GM gas guzzling grocery gettters.

  • That's not a Hummer, it's a re-styled and overpriced Yukon. A real Hummer would have drove underwater while towing three Howitzers with 4 flat tires while on fire and come out the other end no problems.

  • i know for sure the music is what cause most of the dislike

  • sa serre a rien d'avoir un hummers pour rester coincer comme une merde

  • Dude, I think he need's to go buy a JEEP and ditch the Hummer.

  • That isn't a Hummer, its a show vehicle. Put the REAL Hummer, the H1 Hummer out there and then it would be a little more fair a comparison. A REAL Hummer stock will compare with and more times than not beat a stock Jeep any day

  • One Owner, Clean Carfax! NEVER SEEN WATER!!

  • I would have drove through it after pulling him out. Show him that if he is gonna waist money get a real 4x4

  • OK the H2 hummers are nothing more than a hummer body with a regular truck frame. If you want to go 4 wheeling get the real H1 hummer

  • yah....what a dum ass

  • Baaaaahhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaa­ahhhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!! If it wasn't for idiots like this, my morning would have been soooooo boring!

  • the hummer would have ben fine if u didnt think it was a boat

  • y do they always put music man its annoying!!

  • Ummmmmmm if you wanted a hummer, you would ask his DAUGHTER? Dude, they were like 8 years old! Go live at NEVERLAND RANCH!

  • I guess H2s don't have drain plugs in the floor.

  • What an idiot, driving the hummer ! Ruined it, that piece of crap is gonna have tons of mold and mildew growing in it. REEETAAARD !!!

  • Yaaaaaaaaaaaa, good job

  • yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Wow someone just ruined their stock hummer. Way to impress the kids

  • It's not the Hummer's fault that the guy had no brains everyone. It's the driver's fault he has the brains to bring that thing off road.

  • Well you all probably SUCK BALLZ!!!!!!

    Hummers don't suck. The driver of it does. He drives it to some sht thats probably above the standards that the manufacturing company gave.

    P.S. THE DRIVER OF DAT HUMMER SUCKZ BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

  • I guess the hummer driver was drunk to even attempt that..

  • look at that fucking wrangler. I want it

    

  • It isn't the vehicles fault that the driver has not brains...

  • Is that hand lotion in the passenger side door? Seriously?

  • Anything could have pulled that hummer out of water... The Jeep was on Dry land! How stuped! what should be asked is why the hell did that idot drive the hummer in the water?

  • dat iz wen jeepz come in handy p.s i like older jeepz with liftz and big tires

  • Thumbs up for Jeep's :D!!

    

  • Jeeps are the cornerstone of American cars. Without jeeps, this country wouldn't be the same. GO JEEP!

  • Get a real Hummer. youtube.com/watch?v=j7gZ28Msa8­g&feature=related

  • For sale Hummer with minor flood damage.

  • the hummer did 95% of the work you dumbass. jeeps suck dickkkkk

  • @sharksabilly then why did it get stuck dip shit

  • first of all as much as i like them there are something even a good 4x4 cant do like umm..........SWIM and second of all why is it in there in the first place and third you do the same thing with the jeep and the same thing will happen

  • hahahahahahahahaha hummmer suuuuck hahahahahaha jjeeeepppp great !!!

  • Hummers don't suck, but drivers suck!

  • don t buy used LOL