MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

[oiramldx]

Pretty underwhelming.

[EphraimRodrigez]

that is the origin of that meme ?

[ARavingLooony]

everyones reaction to seeing Justin Fagber

[AzraelLeichten]

My reaction to reading butthurt youtube comments about their reactions to movies that really weren't that bad or about someone that everyone loves to hate.

[MrGuitarfreak102]

@AzraelLeichten or about really long ironic, yet unfunny comments

[MrGuitarfreak102]

@AzraelLeichten nothing went over my head, did you throw something at me, if so you got shitty aim

[AzraelLeichten]

@MrGuitarfreak102 :| Given that it's the internet, I can't really throw something.. please use logic.

[MrGuitarfreak102]

@AzraelLeichten logic doesnt exist on the internet

[multijosht123]

those googles were two weeks from retirement.



[zombiegeekreviews]

My reaction after watching Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull

[danne249]

i just cam from from this site xD e621.net/post/show/99292/abstr­act_background-animated-bald-b­dsm-bondage-boo

[EpicFunkey]

Every brony's reaction to MLP:FiM Rule 34

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

@EpicFunkey That's funny, I thought Bronies like that kind of shit.

Fans of the show, however, only watch the show. Like me. I'm not a Brony and I watch the show.

[IanTweekDP]

@TheSlinkyGuyShow Well, now, that's just complicating the term. I'm a brony and I hate that shit.

[r0bz0rly]

oh god i love the implications behind this entire scene. fucking brilliant writing

[fonzleclay]

Faulty goggles....that's a paddlin

[BurritoLover96]

My reaction to BF3 graphics

[EpicFunkey]

@BurritoLover96 Was the Frostbite 2 engine too spectacular for you or something?

I'm not saying that I myself find it spectacular, but...

[MegaLabradoodle]

@BurritoLover96 I see what you did there, you took a top comment and quoted it, changing it slightly so you didnt rip it off, in the hopes you would get some likes.

Touche generic youtube sheep, touche.

[BurritoLover96]

@MegaLabradoodle Yep, isn't that the Youtuber dream?

[Berzerkn]

Spectrum Goggles (If you play Maplestory).

[FourEightZero]

ZE GOGLES!

[HighWindFilms]

the googles did nothing for 45 people.

[KingZeno000]

Official TF2wiki brought me here

[finalembrace03]

45 people dislike this?? Wtf

[jedihunter176]

MY BUGS! THE YOUTUBE UPDATE DOES NOTHING

[maxpower789z]

UP AND AT THEM!!

[JacobMexi]

Not that funny when it's taken out of context.

[The1AndOnlyMike]

I used this video in response to someone posting Renamon porn.

[joetri10]

xD.. i love this

[NekoNinja42]

My reaction to Boku no Pico

"Not child pornography" my ass...

[CoolerKing37]

@NekoNinja42 I don't know what that is....*looks it up on the internet*.....Dude, what the fuck.....

[NekoNinja42]

@CoolerKing37 What the fuck indeed ):/

[uhSTFU]

..real acid?

[ScottJackson117]

Internet porn! The filters do nothing!

[SuperPotatoLand]

first reaction to porn

[LastNetwork2]

Rosie O'Donnell in an S&M Outfit in "Exit to Eden"...If EVER there was a place to use "The Goggles do nothing", it would be there.

[Psychology]

@LastNetwork2 LMAo I remember that movie. And then she did the Flintstones right after LOL. I remember her on a Nickelodeon show promoting The Flintstones and thinking "She should talk to the kids about Exit To Eden instead" ha ha

[travisowens]

My internet, the googles do nothing

[flowhawke]

mein eyes, ze guggles do nussing!

[binarynightmare]

MAI EYES - TEH GOGGULS DO NATHING

[MrUn1versal]

my reaction to Avatar

[brandon2232]

@MrUn1versal Actually, I would say Avatar has the best 3D at the time, its the movies that followed Avatar that sucked at 3D X)

[richardtheconquerer]

@MrUn1versal hahahahaha

[timmy41]

@MrUn1versal Thanks for the first top rated youtube comment that is actually funny.

[Tails7373]

The masks! They do nothing!

[AaronCarterRocks]

One time, I saw a pair of hot balls with goggles

[MissGrapeNehi]

Jiminy jillickers. O_O

[UFORiAZ0mbie]

i say this on the daily

[Bubwubster]

the goggles do nothing?

thats a paddlin

[MrEnderdragon]

@Bubwubster

Overuse of the paddlin' joke, that's a paddlin'

[Bubwubster]

@MrEnderdragon thats a paddlin? yep, thats a paddlin

[UhOhRetardAlert]

@MrEnderdragon it's not our job to make our own laws. If it was, I'd kill every man that looked at me cock-eyed

[eiffel0108]

My response to Sarah Jessica Parker's face.

[slapbetman1]

Fall Out Boy? Fall Out Boy?! Damn it, get the paddle!

[RedGlass88]

42 People wore googles that do nothing to acid.

[KevinForTheWins]

Creating faulty goggles, that's a paddlin

[AjLeapz]

@KevinForTheWins lmao im after watching that video too

[kenbob2488]

this might be the best line in the history of television

[TheRD101Person]

@VictorVonFox

PROTECT OUR NUTS

BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES ROASTED NUTS.

[LongRangeBullet]

My back, the knife has ruined it.

[VictorVonFox]

THE MASKS, THEY DO NOTHING!!!

[Awesomeness9003]

@VictorVonFox Is it a good idea to microwave this

[IndayLancer]

i heard this in cs strike cracked

[Hlhud]

I don't get what Reniar Wolfcastle was groaning about. If the worst thing a tidal wave of sulfuric acid does is dissolve your pants, count your lucky stars. :)

[shadownitron]

reaction to new related videos video layout, thing

[TheIslammiracle]

Goggles doing nothing? Thats a paddlin

Frolicking in acid? Oh you better believe thats a paddlin.

[Kento617]

@BurritoLover96 hahahahahahha Teen mom references =)

[KevlarNinja]

lol, I heard an Allied Peacekeeper say that in the "Monument to Maddness" mission.

[TheKingteshay]

My reaction to furries and hentai.

[Jermyn78]

Not having anything this funny in new Simpsons episodes? That's a paddlin'...

[blazingdude123]

My face when furfags

[PixelSkateboards]

are those real x-rays ? good question action

[MikeVbud]

...REAL ACID?

[Aburamegirl32]

NOTHING SOMTHING!!! (is it a good idea to microwave this refrance)

[MrUn1versal]

I put this on Facebook whenever one of my friends put on a picture of themselves

[DemonFromPerdition]

@MrUn1versal hahhahahahha I should start doing that XD

[strills1234]

Not wearing goggles. That's a paddlin

[KusaiiIsBeast]

@strills1234 Lmaoo.

[TheXenogias]

classic simpsons moment

[burnsy96]

lol the protection he has and it doesn't work

[StartledSloth]

I came here after I heard totalbiscuit say this

[metathus]

Haha, my friends and I say this everytime we see an ugly chick.

[KerrDogga]

REAL acid?

[JackLoveday]

nothing pisses me off more than when people say "the googgles, they do nothing" THIS IS THE GREATEST PIECE OF ART OF OUR GENERATION, GET IT RIGHT FFS

[leeisraw]

I saw this anytime I watch any of the last 12 seasons of the Simpsons.

[Charcharblaze]

mage tier 13

[Zerobadniks]

@18Neva4452

BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS DUMB ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO YOU!

[5282890]

me on rule 34 everything

[Excallyburr]

@5282890 Second

[sgtwok]

*sees beiber*

*throws on ze goggles*

MY EYES! ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

[TheMRFIRE999]

Just like in tf2

[ozeechick666]

@EGarrett01 Well, the "My eyes!" line is just a general exclamation of pain. Before this scene, the people filming were told to wear goggles as it was real acid. So, when Milhouse failed to stop the acid, he put on his own pair. However, the acid entered his eyes anyway, thus causing him to exclaim the aforementioned pain response, followed by the observation that the goggles, indeed, do nothing.

[Ringworm1281]

I once got some sickness that made my eyes hurt, so I would go around saying this.

[EGarrett01]

I never quite fully understood this joke...even though it's obviously brilliant. If he hadn't said "my eyes" it would be obvious that he expected the goggles to protect him from the radioactive waste flood that was enveloping his body. But saying "my eyes" before that throws me off as to what exactly they intended by the line.

[DogTheRobot]

Ze Goggles



[MissNatapink]

This guy has watched 2 Girls 1 Cup

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

My reaction when i saw Squiward's suicide picture..

I

JUST

CAN'T

FUCKING

UNSEE

THAT

SHIT

[amyarceefusion2000]

@HeavyWeaponsBaby I read about it after I read your comment, but I didn't see it. I get grossed out easily. Just reading it made my stomach churn, but YOU WATCHED IT?!! You sir, are very brave. How'd you feel after you finished watching it? From what I read, it seemed gruesome, and it was from the point of view of a Spongebob intern.

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@amyarceefusion2000 To be honest squiwards suicide is ONLY in pictures. I also readed through about it ...it's crreppy pasta yes but still very creppy

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@amyarceefusion2000 Even though to be honest...calling me brave is kinda well...I think actually that i get scared easily...when i heard about squiwards suicide i had no idea what i was going into...

But it's just in pictures...not videos...but still..

[Gigabowser4]

he must have seen Saw 3d

[v5v24]

my reaction when I went to 4chan

[MissGrapeNehi]

Sixteen years later, and this is STILL frickin' hilarious. Ah, for the days when The Simpsons was good.

[TheShaunGawler]

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

[iPootis]

Ze googles

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

My reaction to The Nutcracker in 3D.

[SpreadLoveMovies]

@SeitProductions lol me2

[HA1Ldisc0rdja]

@SeitProductions There are too many 'of's in your sentence. Commence reduction of 'of' preposition.... NOW.

[SeitProductions]

@HA1Ldisc0rdja I'm not a native english speaker. I bet you can't talk good in spanish

[fuckballs109]

My eyes, the 3 never appears!

[TaRAAASHBAGS]

@peppermintdeoderant

Congrats, sir, you know own the internet. What's your first order of business?

[Terrance2786]

Beer goggles.

[trollope4lyf2k8]

goggles do nothing? that's a paddlin

[weewee3]

@trollope4lyf2k8 Fusin' memes.... ooh you better believe THAT'S a paddlin'...

[Guitarist500]

I said this when I was watching Avatar 3D

[zzyzx0788]

@Guitarist500 Fuck.

Thats some great humor right there.

[foodonface]

@Guitarist500 you stole this joke.

[GraphiteGum]

@Guitarist500 Oh god my ribs hurt after reading your comment..

[kapu995]

@Guitarist500 Hahahah!! I must be really tired because I laughed at your comment for like 10 minutes.. : DDD

[PeppermintDeodorant]

My reaction to seeing Clash of the Titans in 3D

[Idude893]

Manufacturing goggles that do nothing? That's a paddlin'.

[Molfsontan]

/v/, do any of you know what item in TF2 is a reference to this? no pe, neither do I.

[Xsw98X]

@Molfsontan the TF2 item is the medic item "Ze goggles", the description is "Nothing" lol :D

[krisjj859]

@Molfsontan yeah the item was called ze googles and the description said nothing no it said nothing and its a medic item crafted with 3 scrap metal

[Molfsontan]

Ugh, I can't remember what item in TF2 was a reference to this. no(dot)pe/, I can't.

[ibelieveihadahat]

I love how when this scene ends everyone blames Milhouse for running away. How could his presence have stopped the flow? If you ask me, someone needs to point the figure at those damn goggles.

[MrChiddyProductions]

dammit! i wanted to be the first to review Avatar 3D... :'(

[CSBoY007]

MY GOGGLES!THE EYES DO NOTHING!

[flippy55555]

Not wearing the correct protective eye goggles. You´d better believe that´s a paddlin´.

[cooolkid125]

tf2 mon.

[UntitledHome]

Nothing.

[MrBryandastormwinds]

I like how the top rated comments are the same shit.

[RGavin11]

@MrBryandastormwinds I dislike how retarded you are.

[flipy222]

MEME!

[CGBSpender1]

I started to scream this in the optometrist's office when I put in my contacts for the very first time.

[TheUnholyHandGrenade]

38 people had goggles that did nothing.

[PokeXpertoX]

because does googles do notting thats a paddlin

[MissNatapink]

Wolfcastle must've ended up watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.

[Adam19822000]

Greatest sentence ever uttered in the history of mankind.

[NeilFraudstrong]

NOOOOOOOO

I'M JUST MILHOUSE VEN HE GETS HURT. UNGHHHHH

[alchemistxp2]

that's strange, mine worked just fine.

[NefariousBanana]

Goggles doing nothing? That's a paddlin'

[Judo593]

@NefariousBanana That doesn't even make sense. Stop quoting an overused joke.  It's not a paddlin.

[Vlandath]

@Judo593

Not making any sense? That's a paddlin.

Quoting an overused joke? That's a paddlin.

Something not being a paddlin? That's a paddlin.

Only saying this stupid joke to annoy you? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin.

[RGavin11]

@Vlandath Stop paddlin' that joke.

Seriously , stop it. No one loves you for it.

[Charmolution]

@RGavin11

Stopping that joke?

That's a paddlin'.

[RGavin11]

@Charmolution Learning when to just give up ... that's being smart.

Being a complete idiot and repeating some sad paddlin' joke ... that's being retarded.

[Charmolution]

@RGavin11

Being smart?

That's a paddlin'.

Being retarded as well?

Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

[RGavin11]

@Charmolution Repeating the paddlin' ? That is NOT funny.

You're paddlin' up the crazy creek now.

Now THAT is funny .

[Charmolution]

@RGavin11

Paddlin' up the creek?

That's a paddlin'.

[Judo593]

@Charmolution Repeating the same overused paddlin joke? That's a paddlin idiot.

[Charmolution]

@Judo593

Oh, so you claim to hate the paddlin' jokes, then you go and make one yourself? Fucking hypocrite.

And being a hypocrite?

That's a paddlin'.

[RGavin11]

@Charmolution CRAZY CREEK . There's a difference between a regular creek and the magical drug induced CRAZY CREEK you're going up ...

[RGavin11]

@Charmolution Also , WTF happened to your channel ?

[Charmolution]

@RGavin11

I think I set it to private, so you might not be able to see it. Otherwise, my channel is fine.

[TheEXpothead]

funny, but s13e06 in the beginning is funnier :D with when some guys are in space and need goggles to breathe in space lol that's so weird.

[FrederickThePie]

I can't be the only one who sits and watches this on repeat?

[itachi155]

My Eyes! The 3D glasses do nothing!

[Mugai88]

@itachi155 hah thats funny!

[VaneeesaB]

Genius!



[Mewt96]

TF2wiki sent me here :V

[ps3hater221]

My eyes! The goggles do n0:00thing!

[extremesowhat]

milhouse: these aren't really x-rays are they?

director: GOOD QUESTION! well check into that

[Sniper1448]

free replay button

--------> 0:00

[Pandazorr]

Best line in the universe.

[quanshine13]

a lecturer showed us this video to demonstrate the importance of protective clothing in the lab

[HyperSonicXtreme]

I remember lauging at that part so hard as a kid.

Those googles must've been a defect.

[doomdoomdoom23]

the goggles do nothing? thats a paddlin

[jv509]

This is the funniest line in the Simpsons? Sure, why not.