The Guild Sells Out! Bladezz Blade

[jcdenton2k]

Now only if he could use that against his own sister, Bladezz might earn back his man-card.

[AyriannahOllivandra]

...just watched all six... oh, how I love the guildies...even their joke merchandise is awesome...

[MVRGNH]

To bad nh is on the list.....

[PerfectKirby]

*pausing through states list and sees NH*

Me: Fuck!

[Woweebutt]

ahaha funny!! "Please...don't....cut...me!!"

[GenericSupervillain3]

@Woweebutt Fun story: Years ago, while I was at work, a little girl in a shopping cart looked at me and said "Don't cut me." completely straight-faced. Followed up by "Don't cut my daddy." and then topped off by "You're a bad man." It's really hard to take the rest of the day seriously at that point.

[jcdenton2k]

@GenericSupervillain3:

Her 'daddy' probably sexually-abused her at some point. If you had a conscience you'd have anonymously reported that incident to social services at least.

Oh wait, they don't do a damn thing, and if you told the cops they might accuse YOU of being a pedophile.

Remember guys, you can no longer even so much as talk to any girls under 18 if they aren't your own kids! :)

[bassdrop16]

hahah i know xD

[KidsHateTyler]

Awkward moment when the 2 top comments are the same..

[Prominence0z]

The little girl is my favorite lolol "I think...I'm....bleeding!" XD

[Shatterblazed]

love how a kids toys are now knives

and there was me thinking the world has become too health + safety cautious

[Antioxidantt]

@Shatterblazed are now? your obviously young

knives have been kid toys for many more years then the stuff u get a toysRus

[bob123456787998]

. . . Now I have YET ANOTHER reason to LOVE Alex Albrecht, How many more awesome things can he cohost/create/be invoved with? is there even a limit to this?

[RayTeng]

By far the best of all the commercials!

[Hurricane32]

lol. "PLease dont cut me"

[doriichan]

bladezz is hot

[DKnoobz]

i wanty?

[draino6]

thats the guy from project lore. / sigh i miss those guys.

[DonCapoeira]

Please don't cut me!

[ZeroKlutch]

Woo! its legal in texas!

[TRIPLEKICKFLIPHAAAA]

@ZeroKlutch everything is legal in texas.

[METALMAN4Wii]

Why isn't anyone calling the police...?

[Lidrena]

the best part was when there wasent snow.

[DarthMessias]

You can still get it on the black market!

[Rangerramon2]

What i would do is ask my answer orb wether i should go to the dark side cus they have cookies, when i finally get there i will stab their leader with my BladezZ, zaboo's spray will get me his wife, tinkerbella, and all his loot he dropped will be safe in vork's bank :)

[barda24]

@Rangerramon2 First the Orb wouldn't know if it was cookies or a keg that was in the Jar, then when it is probably neither (cause Clara has consumed both), then you will be arrested for carrying the Blade (unless your in Texas), then when you use the Spray to try and seduce the female cop, you'll get into more trouble for invasion of privacy. After all this, any loot you found you have of course deposited in the Bank where you can never EVER get it out! xD

[mahohaho]

I wish to have this toy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zeolot22]

I think. Im bleedin'!

[harleyquinn91]

That little boy is totally related to Bladezzz and Dena.

[isciol]

That has got to be the thickest country accent I've ever heard....who are these kids!?

[GooseberryMk3]

Waaaa this adverts are sooooooooo wrong... I love'em! xD

[blackphoenix77]

Wow. That's a good toy to have on the streets!

[exsodea]

Due to complaints from everyone everywhere, the Bladezz Blade has been recalled until further notice.

ok this i can understand for its a blade within a toy! kids buy it then stab someone theres the good reason

[elderrin]

where can i buy 1 of these things?

its awesome!

[DeviantBumble]

YES TEXAS WASN'T ON THE LIST! BUYIN ME ONE NOW!

[TheLetmesing113]

lol i think i bleeding!!!!!!!!!!

[177Niamh]

YESS it's legal in mississippi :D

[brakoify]

i want a Bladezz Blade!!! GIMME!!!

[necrodominator]

LOL its street legal in TEXAS...and i live Houston... BOOYAH

[KokiriDoll]

LOOOOL

[TheZaeinn]

What happens when the Bladezz blade that cuts through everything meets the Vork Unbreakable Bank?

[TheKreigan]

@TheZaeinn the answer is OVER 9,000

[blueandorangemonkey]

@TheZaeinn Server crash.

[wayne11122000]

This has to be the funniest sell out commercial of all "The Guild" members. Hilarous!

[Zeolot22]

NOOOOOOOOOO TEDDDDDY *Sees bladez doll* OH FUCK TEDDY

[PhokTheWorld]

Its not a doll its BLADEZZ! I want one just for that

[Jibs64]

thats F**KING AWSOME!!!!!!!

[philessexuk]

pmsl thats awesome

[IridescentChitin]

o.o'

[johnaaron37]

i want bladezz for mah b-day :D

[matthew1st]

would it be able to cut through The Vork Unbreakable Bank?

[jerolddavis]

@matthew1st  Yeah, that's what I'm waiting for

[MilitiaOfPain]

@matthew1st I dont know use the awsner orb! =)

[billyboy385]

@matthew1st knowing vork he would of probably even already considered that XD

[TheRealLifeKagome]

@matthew1st

i second your question..i dont even think these are real but i want the set...

[FlamingCamera]

@matthew1st That's basically asking which would win, an irresistible force or an immovable object?

[OokamiKageGinGetsu]

I found my christmas fave this year. Santa better deliver, or I will uber-pwn his n00b @r$e.

[klaraleila]

:( Cute teddy got died :*(

[Lockets9801]

bleading



[Lockets9801]

0:52 LMAO i think im bleeding

[ChilVids]

@Lockets9801 0:46 Please dont cut me! xD

[Runasun4]

I want one! how much are they? XD

[yogini1992]

LOL!

[yumyumchickenbrains]

woo! It's legal in England!!

[54bobbers]

is this on EBay?

[MiraChan]

aHHHHHH!!!!

[KyRoZt]

Can't wait for it to arrive in te mail...

[DrawingSimmons2Y]

Lol!!!!



[swedishnitro]

hahah still cracking me up!

[swedishnitro]

@swedishnitro Really. Still cracking me up.

[A2theB2theY2theZ]

HAHA ITS STREET LEGAL IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!!

[Qaoz]

Damn, son.

[awbrynes]

WAIT its still legal in American Samoa and Puerto Rico!! yes I'm going there just to buy one of these

[TransmutedCuppyCake]

Sweet, it's street legal in my state.

[xxfoolyxxcoolyxx]

ok where can i get one of those!

[xh3x3x]

wtf:)) a true toy for kids =))

[fan518]

Id buy it...

[Jellybaby911]

I never thought I could love The Guild more than I already did.. then I saw they cast Alex Albrecht in this clip.

[strikerk]

Street Legal*

[Seracues]

Damn... That's a hell of a doll ya got there son.

[bluemononokewolf]

@Seracues Lol...It's no doll...it's BLADEZ!!

[sydneyrox322]

is it just me or did that little girls voice annoy the hell out of you?

call....91...1

[Soundnous]

lol switchblade.

[enderthegodless]

thumbs up if you wouls so buy that

[OrochiLove]

I think I'm bleeding xD

[OntDinRS]

rofl "please don't cut me".

[Jangalian11]

omg i want one

[kouriichi]

Id leave America if it ment i could carry one of these in my pocket.

[Paxkivimae]

@pikajohn dude he has a right to his words, he doesn't like it and you should try to deny his thoughs because you don't share them

[LWBPCTutor]

I love how the little girl kept in character, but the boy couldn't hold the "trailer trash" accent when he started chasing her around. Priceless! This is great holiday fare!

[GameSlut]

I would rather have a bladezz vibrator doll

[OnTheLine35]

id so but that 

[iDrinQ]

Hmm, I'm pretty sure the voice in the end is Greg Benson(MediocreFilms).. Weird that he wasn't credited. I might be wrong though.

[NarutoUzuMania]

Why does that kid remind me of Hit Girl from Kick Ass o.o

[Slipknotn209]

If this was real I would completely buy it, I wouldn't care if it was legal or not, it'd be a great addition to my collection.

[AntoanArcana]

This video is full of so much win... @_@

[ZidaneLeonhart]

ok that one was a bit disturbing....

[sovietsniper6669]

I'm pretty sure it didn't say it was illegal in TX, so where can I get me one of those?

[DaltonSummerstone]

Kid: IM GUNNER CUT YEW! Well he didn't really say that...but...you know..........akward comment aye?

[kiyochan21]

A kid saying they're bleeding shouldn't be funny, but it makes me laugh everytime

[nicknamenikky]

ugh the toys just get worse not 1 worth buying. tink is a gold digging D-bag blades doll is just a knife,vork vault makes no sence, clara cookie jar/ alc tap wtf, codex 8 ball is lame sause, zaboo spray? come on really end up with court date just by asking some girl the time? no thanks ... the show RULES ... but the toys ... not so much.

kinda wish i hadn't seen them .... toys

[jamesreallyrocks]

@nicknamenikky Seriously, are you that dense?

[Tranchera]

@nicknamenikky I agree with everything you said.

[pikajohn]

@nicknamenikky Lol umm are you a dumb ass? The toys were amazing, you dumb bitch. Fuck you!

[realitygameworld2]

LOL

[MiinuchaN]

"It's no doll - it's BLADEZZZZZZZZZ!!!11"

[MachineOperatedBot]

@MiinuchaN

I lol'd at that

[Amused2bHere]

hysterical!!!!

[tryllealf]

it legal in my country =D

[hejgustavful]

@tryllealf my country too

[sweetkagome99]

hey there! wanna play with your dollies? yep! *shank!*

[PengwinPwnge]

Aw dammit, it's not street legal in my state :(

[NoahTakai]

@PengwinPwnge Ha, it is in mine!

[innerflamer]

w00t! Alex Albrecht cameo!

[ThePhysGun]

the Bladezz doll looks like a lesbian

[axel4196]

Imagine a doll like this in grade school...Owned by a pissed off kid.

[sirms1234]

thats the best "the guild" toy xD

[LacusSama]

"I think.. i'm bleeding!" lol

[RiceUEat]

I was laughing for an extra 50 seconds after this video finished cause of the girls voice saying "I think *gasp* I'm bleeding!" xD

[MetalCommando666]

:D "i think im bleeding" .. ugh thats not your peroid

[adreadrix]

HAH its legal in New Jeresy! :D

[taelok]

all the cameos are killing me! lol

[KodieDaBear]

I WANT ONE!!!!!

[R0FLC0WH4X]

Lol at the "i think *drawing in air* i'm bleeding"

[Eleufun]

must be a great toy for the kids

[Dewoor]

I WANT ONE

[Sal0pe69]

"it's STREET LEGAL!"

[Morevalor]

i wan't it!

[TheAreaofeffect]

IT CUTS THROUGH ANYTHING!

[CaptainChocolatte]

LMAO. 

[Jaceyboy1]

does it really have a knife????

[VivianTheCat]

Not legal in USA... Is it legal in Sweden then? 8D

[TheMourningPalace]

it cuts trough anything! like teddy bears and plastic bags -.- lol

[energee41]

I want one of these!

[jorjlim]

Alex Albrecht!!

[BrapUnitAustin]

Switchblades are legal anywhere in the U.S.

[yahoogirls2]

damn it sucks that its not legal in Ny T^T but he is hot!

[the1fortheages]

"that's mine, i need to make Tink desire me" haha lolz

[rachaelnicole08]

Hahahaha, this is street legal in Texas, my home state...How did I know...

[HegleEvan]

blades==zz is hot *-*

[WOWJBEOWULF]

Bladezz Blade is ultra cool.

[mapleplayer44]

NO WAY. it is NOT Alex from Project Lore.

[Miozi]

This cannot break Vork bank! >:D

[thepurplepandah]

hmm, can the bladezz blade that can cut through anything cut through the vork unbreakable bank?

[Ma5terViking]

@thepurplepandah

Nooo, stop! Don't touch the Vork unbreakable bank with the Bladezz blade! The contradiction leads to undefined behavior that might crash the Matrix!

[darkred520]

@Ma5terViking lmao, unbreakable not uncutable

[future360freakmaybe]

@thepurplepandah nothing cuts through vorks bank

[AnterosOfTheNyboriag]

@future360freakmaybe FUCK, DIVISION BY ZERO!!!

[7naturelover]

@thepurplepandah i think so.... in the vork unbreakable bank one, they say it's VIRTUALLY unbreakable, not entirely.

[TheJboy29]

@thepurplepandah dont try it. You might cause a paradox!

[zombieboyfiend]

@thepurplepandah that's a paradox and it would tear through the fabric of time and space destroying life as we know it.

[thepurplepandah]

@zombieboyfiend but will it tear through the vork unbreakable bank?

[LoneRenegade]

@thepurplepandah Ask Codex? :P

[tejaswoman]

@LoneRenegade And if you didn't hear Codex' answer clearly, get the Talking Tinkerballa doll to repeat for you. (If she refuses, you could always give her a swig from the Mommy and Me cookie jar.)

[Endertj1]

@tejaswoman If you can't find Codex, you can use Zaboo's spray bottle to track her down.

[comerboy111]

lol, not teddy



[nickelbacking13]

ALEX ALBRECHT!!!!! (I think that's how u spell it)

[EspadaNeliel77]

XD I don't know which one's made me laugh the most XD

[Gothicanime20]

That's the best of all the toys so far!

[yellowcougar18]

I love these adverts.

[pulpsprstr]

I love the other girl who produced this, Kim Evey. Check out Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show if you haven't seen it yet. It's on hulu. Not sure why the Guild isn't.

[iHate37]

It can cut through Chuck Norris??

[FarrajR]

OMG

[R3D991]

omg i luv this the girls voice is funneh as fuck i think im bleeding xD street legal woop i want one !!!!0.0

[Equilibrium2037]

This is on my Christmas wish list.

[Arknetu01]

Can it cut trhough ANOTHER Bladezz Blade!?

[TheCape]

@Arknetu01 Well they never said the Bladezz Blade was indestructible. I assume just whichever one has more force. Or they will just cut each other in half

[GoldGriffin80]

@Arknetu01 Probably not....that'd be like a lightsaber cutting through another lightsaber. ;)

[jusemoma]

ahhahah "I'm bleeding"

[trangmisszane]

OMFG..heh i want 1 xDD

[ethanca22]

Rofl that was awesome " Damn son, that's a hell of a doll you got there." AWESOME !!!!

[Loopsifly]

That poor girl, and why did the dad let him buy that, and why didn't the shirt get ripped?

[Mikro2mmm]

LMAO epic =)

[BiowareNut]

Aww that's horrible and hilarious at the same time:\

[jmaster1324]

i think im bleeding