Jackie Mason Classic Presidential Comedy

[jdhsfaklfglvjdhf]

replace reagan with bush and the act still works

[sandrathepranker2011]

your awesome!



[kingofallwhites]

He has no class.

[SonnyLondon1]

He is Class

[arfurlife]

This guy makes my stomach ache with laughter. Unique, intelligent and hilarious beyond endurance.

[TheMusicguy68]

JACKIE MASON is amazingly witty, creative and a great comedian! I enjoy his type of humor greatly! He is one of a kind!

[TheMusicguy68]

JACKIE MASON! Amazingly creative and laugh out loud humor! He can satirize anyone and it really is fun and has many truthful moments! A Great Comedian!

[justicenow999]

Jackie Mason for President.  He'll balance the budget.

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@TheUltimateJew

Nobody will ever thank you for posting this as much as I will.

Portions of this routine were edited into one of our British comedy shows way back in 1994. I have been looking for it ever since.

Thank you...

[yossi1648]

fantastic

[vinnierusso99]

We didn't say you should stay out of politics, we said you should get the Hell out of show business!!!

[lovosazul]

=D LoviTtttt! =D

[grantgalea]

He is one of the best !

[12Camari]

your material never dates! wonderful, thank you

[agnespete]

Saw him in Person 4 times and love love loved him! Speaks the truth in his comedy, but it's the way he says it.  My husband and I laughed had a great time. He's the best. Thank You Jackie.

[JWGames]

Umm. I guess you had to be there. Not funny.

[bailinnumberguy]

Classic bit.  Hilarious.

[Teapartyla]

You know you love Reagan Mason. You're just being sarcastic.

[dmokhtar]

put up the rest of this show please. no one buys videos anymore.

[toopoogang]

the only good jew

[2003jackb]

i want to speak like him

[miesels]

I think the answer to our nation's finances was in Jacke's words, "put them on commision" maybe then our senators and representatives will think twice about "pork" barrel spending.

[Loejyrrab]

@miesels The answer to our finances? Ban the Repubparty.Look at the #'s! WhenBush got in,there was a balanced budget&a freekin surplus.During 8yrs of his policies, the national debt went from 5.6 trillion to almost 12 tril. Reagan also doubled the National debt in his time. I'm serious, ban those bastards, they're killng us.They start wars that cost trillions & don't know how to finish them.They champion massive tax cuts for the rich, then borrow the $ from China to do it! Ban the shitheads!

[watayapupuya]

@Loejyrrab

And all the filthy ,lying Democraps(all you so-called "Liberals",wink wink)(except Kucinich), fell right in line with the Facsist "Conservatives",didn't they,Sparkey?!

[TheMiamifuentes]

he's jewish

[31achilles]

Jackie your a legend to me. My comedy hero :)

[ogbobbydee]

Jackie when he was great. Sadly, in more recent years, not so much....

[mixmastermeeks]

Why isn't anybody this funny anymore? my eyes are watering from laughing so hard.

[chassebeth]

You ARE a prophet, a extremely funny prophet- but STILL- a prophet.. from the video at the Hollywood Palace to the WND's spots. what you make jokes about have come to pass. You are a wonderful Jew, an accurate Jew, I would even go on to say a phenomenal Jew... But isn't the Rambam, Rashi, or Gamaliel, or even Yeshua more the Ultimate Jew? I love you though... from one Jew to another...

[Elbemarle]

This started off pretty weak. DANG though - Mr. Mason just keeps it rolling 'til it's cumulatively hilarious!

Funny man.

[greengringo2003]

Look to Leno to make humor out of Obooboo.

[SuperIrishAmerican]

Don't you ever stay out of politics, please.

[Interview1998]

I've tried to understand Jackie Mason's comedy.

I really have, for years.....but he is just not funny.

Not sure why he is popular, I think it might

be the accent. The World According To Me--just

not that great. I think of May and Nichols, Martin and Lewis, Richard

Pryor and thousands more that stand ahead of Jackie in

contributions to comedy. i think everyone here is laughing

because they spent a ton of money on a ticket, and feel

the have to validate the experience somehow.

[fun2maximum]

dint understand much, but still good

[vegematic]

jackie, you're comparing your tame political satire from 40 years ago with your lame attempt at political analysis of late. i never thought you were funny, so i never paid any attention to you. I don't know what your schtick was back in the day, but nowadays you're just another insane, babbling right-wing nut.

[Loejyrrab]

@vegematic Hey veg, you nailed the little Jewish Nazi right between the eyes. With his right wing wing vitriol he curries favor with anti-semites across the land. Ironic no? He gets compliments here on Tube declaring him to be a good Jew.Not like those liberal commie Jews.I got news for you Mason you fuckin rodent, if another holocaust happens, you'll be loaded into a boxcar with me, a lib.Jew. Your right wing loyalty won't save you ya bastard. Your biggest fans today, are haters from the right.

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

WTF? Jews hating on other Jews, and talking about "another holocaust"?

What exactly is wrong with you people?

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL Hey,would you care to clarify your inquiry?Are ya saying that I can't absolutely despise another Jew?How about Bernie Madoff? Every Jew that I know hates that mutha fucka. So he's a Jew, so what! He's a God damn rodent. He stole billions from his own people. How about the American war monger Jews like Perle, Cristal, Wolfowitz et al?They dreamed up the invasion of Iraq, a war all based on lies that cost 6K US soldiers their lives and us Americans 3 trillion $.I hate those bastards.

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

You can hate whoever you like, but calling him "a little Jewish Nazi"?

Now, what does his religion, or race, have to do with anything? If you hate his politics, that's one thing - but to bring his race into it is quite another.

As for the Zionists yu mentioned - can you not limit your (quite justified) vitriol to condemning them for their Zioinism, instead of bringing their race into the argument?

And if he gets comments calling him a "good Jew", how is he responsible for that?

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL cont'd. Race doesn't enter into this.I hate Mason because of who he supports, namely the neo con war monger Jews. U.S Jews overwhelmingly despise those shmucks as do I. They are all draft dodgers who ducked out of service in Viet Nam but support the mid east wars. So many people lay in their graves because their policies were enacted. Jews are judged by the actions of other Jews.When they misbehave so badly, like Madoff, they weaken our standing.Another holocaust can happen, here!

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

I'll admit, as a non-Jew, when people use the word "Jewish", it's sometimes difficult to know whether they are referring to religion, or their race. Biblically terms, "Jew" referred to a practitioner of Judaism, who were also Israelites. Today "Jew" usually refers to their race, so it's a tricky issue for non-Jews.

I also admit I know very little of the politics of American Jews, in general. But I once posted that Mason was a son a bitch on one of his "video blogs".

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

As for the wars that cost so many American lives, those Zionists may be bastards, but none of them have ever been Commander in Chief. They didn't give the order to go to war.

You do understand that the Bush family are actually of German descent - original spelling was Busch? And you are aware that Prescott Bush was prosecuted for "trading with the enemy" - Hitler, during WW2?

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL Ike, the bastards whom I refered didn't declare war true, but they did draw up the plans, doctored the intel and puhed for war, not for the sake of the USA but for Israel's benefit. As a Jew I'm outraged that "my people" show such little regard for other Americans and less for innocent Iraqi civilians.100"s of K's of whom died in the neo-con war agaisnt them.Yes, I'm aware of the horrible record of the Bush family who financed Hitler. More than a few Bush bastards belong in jail.

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

There's nothing for me to disagree with in your post there. I guess you've also read "Rebuilding America's Defenses" - the neocon PNAC's "mission statement"? I just always referred to them as "Zionists" rather than "Jews".

But I wonder what would the ADL make of your statements?

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL Ike, I don't give a shit about what the ADL makes of my statements.That group used to stand for good things like opposing racism in all forms. My father was a volunteer for their work in the 60's & 70's. Now, they're mainly about Israeli issues. I believe the Palestinians have been treated like the American Indians. They along with middle east Jews are the indigenous people of the holy land. Not European Jews like me.My ancestors came from Russia.I say justice for the Palestinians!

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

I almost missed this particular comment you made.

Since I have been "studying" Zionism. a part of that has included discovering the various "types (forgive my lack of a better expression)" of Jews.

Given your actual, racial background, as a Russian Jew, does that make you an "Ashkenazi" Jew?

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL Yes I am Ashkenazi. My ancestors lived around Kiev. History indicates that my people, during the 8th cent,converted to Judaism after their beloved king Bulan did so.We were previously semi nomadics without religion. Re:Israel's right to exist as a sep.nation,I say this. In fairness,the Palestinian Arabs were made to pay for the crimes of Christian Europe when Israel was established on land previously occupied by them and the original Jews of Abraham. I hope for a 2 state solution.

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL One more thing Ike.Re: the politics of American Jews.80% of us are liberals.We oppose the marriage of church and state which is more & more becoming a reality here.The current crop of Presidential cand's onthe right seem more like a bunch of Christian ministers.In our congress there is only one Jewish republican as opposed to 45 Jewish democrats. We believe fiercly in abortion rights, health care for all, anti war, etc. As a rightist Jew, Mason that bastard is a rare bird.

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

Fair enough.

Being British, I only know about Jewish life in America what I see on the TV, which I do not trust.

Interestingly, here in Britain, it would seem to be the other way around in terms of political demographics. Most British Jews who engage in politics are in our Conservative Party, while the minority are in the more "progressive" Labour Party.

Personally, I am neither left, right, nor center, because I trust NO politicians at all. I regard politicians as filth.

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL I'm coming to believe that indeed all pols are scum! I hope I answered your questions for you.

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

Yes, thanks for your replies to my questions.

I've never really been able to work out Jackie Mason's politics, because I could never understand what he was going on about in his politcal rant weblogs. I tried to watch some of them during the 2007 primary season, but all I could hear was him insulting Hillary Clinton. I couldn't care less if he insults her, but I could discern no further espousing of any actual politics...

I just like this actual video, which I have been seeking.

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL You're welcome. One final note: Mason is a very funny man. He's made me laugh for years. But his more recent anti liberal rants have been vitriolic. Well, I'm off to the hospital for knee surgery now. It's completely covered on medicare. At least for now. Take care Ike.

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

Best wished with that knee...!

When you have time, hope you'll let me know what you think opf that fellow in the video I sent you from my other account...

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL Ike, please resend it. I must have lost track of it. I tried to answer all your queries but I need to see it again. Surg went fine. I'm home. Not too painful. Amazing!

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL Just found the video and I'm watching it. Man, the guy has problems but I think he has some legit complaints about the USA. I'll get back to ya later. Takin a nap now.

[laughingcossack]

@Loejyrrab More proof that Liberals do not have a sense of humor about themselves

[Loejyrrab]

@laughingcossack Not true really. We have a good sense of humor about ourselves.But these days it's a mute issue. The Republican presidential field of fools and idiots have us liberals laughing our asses off. Matter of fact, the whole nation is quite amused at the antics of these scumbags. Obama coasts to victory next year.

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

If I may ask you, on a separate issue (and you may answer however you please, because this is not a matter on which I am judgemental):

As a Jewish American, what is your philosophy on the State of Israel? The reason I ask is because on one of our leading political talk shows, a leading journalist was asked whether he supported the right of Israel to exist. He said "No".

I was stunned. I never, ever heard that from a "respected" journalist before.

[IkeDysonSOUL]

@Loejyrrab

I know I'm making a lot of points here, but this is the first time I have discussed these things at length with a Jewish American.

Looking at America from the outside, your politics appear to be less polarized than ours, in that we have a leftist party that was conceived as "socialist". You probably know that socialism is not the dirty word in Britain that it is in the USA.

But on the big, international issues, I see no difference between the Donkies and the Elephants.

[Loejyrrab]

@IkeDysonSOUL That's true these days. Not much dif between the 2 miserable parties. Obama was a trojan horse, a plant by the right. He is going along with the dismantlement of the few safety nets we have., Soc.Security and medicare. He runs both occupations and started another in Lybia. He is the greatest political dissapointment in my life. I'm 67, A thousand US soldiers have died on HIS watch in Afgh. As well as so many civilians. The Iraq death death is 1.5 mil Iraqis. For shame on the USA.

[bebelehaut]

sometime in late 80's ~87... ERA of WALL STREET SHARKS

[bebelehaut]

sometime in late 80's ~87... ERA of WALL STREET SHARKS

[greatsayain]

put 'em on commission!  thats genius, why hasn't anyone done that yet?

[haywood16]

He never bashes Israel...shocking

[marky456x]

@haywood16

he is Jewish! Do you expect him to?

[speedoflite1]

funny

[zxingzxing]

God Bless You Jackie - Loving you Nixon Anecdote

[samuils]

OMG Mr. Mason you are brilliant.

[bluesgrunt701]

@samuils yes has for 50 years

[samuils]

@bluesgrunt701 I think you replied to the wrong person

[KeithKomic]

Is that Ahmadinejad at 8:09??

[openyourmind888]

Does look like him, but not him.

[samuils]

LOL looks like him

[oyp567567]

Looks eerily familiar doesn't it?

[chassebeth]

@KeithKomic  wow, it looks just like him...

[ImageandReality]

@KeithKomic He certainly looks like him ha ha

[bobviously]

@KeithKomic That's his cousin Ahgladinejad

[misteree9]

@KeithKomic

OMG it really does look like him.

[bronxling]

Stumbled upon your post by accident, but I'm so glad I did. Many thanks for your vid. Cheers!

[dougienancy]

I sawJackie in Glasgow 2007, to me he,s up there with the very best comics that ever lived. Carlin,Pryor,Hicks,Bruce...Mas­on

[yhshvh10]

That Nixon routine was spectacular. G*D Bless you, Jackie.

[smurfiennes]

i love jackie! where can i find more of his stand ups?

[yhshvh10]

try his channel theultimate jew for some classic stuff...hey- ever heard of a search engine...it's the lastest thing. (oy, what a schmuck!)

[smurfiennes]

tingting: were you actually the father that he never knew?

[leaves58]

Tingnting: Your antisemitic remark is disgusting. Life is too short to spend it hating other people because of their religion, their ethnic background or the like. You cannot find anything better to do? The next time you visit Youtube, please leave a positive comment or no comment at all instead of vile, hateful remarks or slurs. Better yet, try seeing the beauty of people who are not of the same religion or ethnic background as you. You might be richer for it.

[gazzi22]

That person can not understand your logic, dont waste yer time with racist idiots.

[mandell666]

youre a fag!!

[LEHIGHDRIVE]

Absolute Genius...The best Of Jackie Mason

[nevilleprinsloo]

when i saw this on video, i nearly peeped my pants i laughed so hard!

[malacologist]

Priceless!

[nevilleprinsloo]

this is the best! jackie is best on stage!!!

[s600044]

What the heck is Ahmedinejad doing there in minute 8:08 ?!

[dave777blaster]

CLASSIC

[reeram]

Jackie, you're the greatest! You are a real precious jewel to this country! :)

[eretzsus]

You speak the truth Jackie.

[LOVESIMBOL]

amazing

[ObDaDa]

PriceLeSS

[haasxaar]

Jackie Mason is one of the few funny people left in America. I don't agree with his political views, but I love his observant, grumpy old man rants - his humour is very original

[clayp72]

A true Equal Opportunity Insulter. Jackie, you're truely one of a kind and a gift to American comedy.

[MrNanny]

classic

[SHMUJEW]

reagan was the best president ever

[oblivion292]

Reagan was a great president!

[fuyingbro]

thank you for releasing this gold jackie to alot of us that wouldn't have otherwise see it.

[moohambone]

Oh to have a President Reagan again. At least he believed in God. This one doesn't bear the fruit of God.

[Mondas2007]

you should put up more skits like this. It's a nice change from political commentary

[BayviewFinch]

Har har har. A Jewish president. Sounds good.

[jasonjewell2004]

Jackie Mason Classic Presidential Comedy

awesome jack

[hashoff69]

I have nothing against Obama, the people have spoken. But, the Chicago polictical machine, the rich democrates; Kerry, and Kenneday, the celibraties like Oprah, Matt Demon, Obama girl. The special interest groups and yes the democrate party. AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE MAIN STREET MEDIA. They all think they own Obama. I wonder which group he will take care of first. Poor Obama, you don't own yourself.

[usgop]

They ALL do own him....they paid dearly. He will spend the next four years like the pupphet he is....licking all their boots.

[jhoyo123]

"Main Street Media?"

What the hell is that? Before you spew your ignorance upon all of us at least know what you are speaking of. Next time you watch FoxNews, please listen to exactly what those imbeciles are saying, because they to are part of the Main Stream Media.

[hashoff69]

The only idiot here is jhoyo123. You need to open your mind and your eye's. Heck Obama is already making excuses for not being able to do as he promised. You need to take your head out of your ass.

[Loejyrrab]

@hashoff69 Your comment is 2 yrs. old,but an analysis indicates the President is doing just fine in cleaning up the shitpile Bush/Cheney left on this country.After being appointed Pres. Bush took over with a bal.budget and surplus. and we were at peace.Then the Repubs came to town&lo & behold, our surplus became a deficit, and NYC was nearly destroyed while Bush read a book. He starts 2 wars and leaves them festering.Obama has now ended Iraq, got Bin Laden&will soon end Afgh.+2mil jobs.Not bad.

[hashoff69]

Ok, you did get me, Main Stream Media, It's all you idiot liberals, guess it's rubbing off.

[uniqueny921]

Jackie for President; would make History.

[ronarprfct]

Would be WAY better than most other presidents we've had. I'd vote for him, assuming he doesn't believe we should have one world government.

[uniqueny921]

Hey Jackie, You should run for President. I can't believe you make money making fun of others so badly. Take a Vacation Please.

[billy619billal]

hahaha. Gold.

[BillyBughead]

thanks for the memories

[mickeydougal]

Beautiful! Brilliant! Mason/Palin in 2012!

[pinkasweb2]

Jackie is the best. No doubt about it. and he is right about Mr Obama as well. I am sure obama will do no worse then Bush, but the way it was all done for him to win this election is quite deplorable.

[norfdak377]

haha still laughing. nice stuff

[morning2004]

Give him a few months and he'll be under his bed smoking his crack pipe.

[yellerdog49]

and 20 years from now, I can't wait to see your classic Obama routines. Keep 'em honest jackie!

[terse787878]

classic indeed sir!

[HAZIDEAD]

Jackie, it breaks my heart to think of the 22 years that just flew by so quickly............

[Imyoursuperior]

Aww, man I love you.

[yeahsowhat45]

All right my favorite show. You cut out the Gary Hart Jokes though. I loved those. He would've made a great President because he would've been on top of everything. Ha Ha!

[rogermoore27]

I think I better understand. I think I want to see more of your Classics!

[rogermoore27]

Damn! Jackie was goooooood!!!

[marquisdejolie]

hahaha! funny stuff!