Too Sxe For My Brain

[tstruss912]

Pencil in the ear for the fucking win. SXEPHIL SUCKS. Fuck off, sxetrolls.

[ThePoshGooner]

@JUSTANUTTERPROD So because he is a high school dropout, his opinion is invalid? You are stupid

[ThePoshGooner]

I'm subscribed to both, but this is great

[OnyxianHeart]

Haha. The only thing funnier than this video are the trolls who watch it just to hate on it. Love it!

[silverbullet51]

The internet always has trolls. (no shit sherlock)

[Botkilla2K12]

Excellent Phillip Defranco parody man!

[dfrockb]

TJ should do another one of these. I'll admit I do watch sxephil, but Amzing Atheist is way better.

[OHanswerME4Hamlet20]

an ipod where a pen and paper wouldve done fine, thats sticking it to corporate america

[JUSTANUTTERPROD]

This is one of your better videos TJ, you don't cut as much as you normally do, and when you don't give your highschool drop out opinions, it's a lot easier to watch. Awesome! Oh wait, this was a joke? Dude you are just as, if not more annoying than SXEphil. Also, a parody video, in 2011? Little late don't you think. Jesus, this was soooo insightful and not just petty-bullshit to shit out instead of a quality video. Why don't you spend 10 minutes ranting about alvin and the chipmunks again?

[Limeni92]

good way to make fun of Ray William jonson.....or watever his name is

[zazenzach]

CUTSCENES! CUTSCENES ERRYWHERE!

[MrHeslopian]

I only watch sxephil videos to masturbate to him. He's a good looking guy. Just a shame he has no fucking talent.

[jrddog]

funny but god dddddddaaaaayyyyyyuuuuuummmmmm your voice fuckin drives screws through my skull

[aureez]

fap fap fap on Jackie Chans shoulder :)

[B00D0]

i like the idea of mandatory beards

[TBlenx1995]

The cuts are so annoying!

[Dominico97]

ha....howtheworldworks...

[Coppergasm]

Awwwwwwwwwwww, kitty.

[MrOutsideworld]

epic "aw" LOL

[anarcheril]

I think he is just a little jealous of Phil :P

[VegitoVai90]

@anarcheril

I'm jealous of all that make up he wears

[IceYourPimpHand]

This is all very funny coming from a filthy E-begging cunt.

[axelandro93]

@IceYourPimpHand umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad umad

[IceYourPimpHand]

@axelandro93 Mad of what?

And I'm not the one that typed out "umad" over 20 times, not even using a space!

*facepalm*

[jpeezy6]

Cmon you gotta admit he is right on about Phil putting hot chicks in almost EVERY video as well as his thumb nail to get more views, and usually not even an 8th of the video is about said woman/women.

[ClTIZEN]

I almost didn't get it. Almost.

[tichergeorge]

2:34 that's his mating call.

[zachariasadams1984]

...why?

[LAYITLOOSE]

TJ FUCK YOU. dont attack other youtubers unless they are religious fucks or republicans.

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@LAYITLOOSE Why should he even listen to you, to start with? And what kind of discrimination is that, why would people like sxephil have to be immune to his criticism? No offense, but I smell fangirl.

[LAYITLOOSE]

@PhyOSPhyOS I am a guy you fuck, and you know comments are to state your opinion or troll so fuck off please.

And he shouldn't listen to me, he should do what he wants, im just stating that for some viewers who actually like him he might want to back off. OK?

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@LAYITLOOSE If you want people not to think you're a fangirl, stop acting like one. And yes, comments are to state your opinion, so are videos. You can choose not to read a comment, and you can choose not to watch a video, if you really don't like the subject in hand. TAA will not back off because of "some viewers", he'll really do whatever the hell he wants regardless of the impact in his "fanbase", and if you've been watching his videos for more than a month you should already know that.

[LAYITLOOSE]

@PhyOSPhyOS Point taken and yes i am a frequent viewer of this show this is just the only video of his i have ever disliked.

[TearsOfWar1]

@LAYITLOOSE I am sure he is very very sorry. He has learned his lesson from your comment.

[Crazelord91]

this started off funny then gt stupid. some of it seems more like a RWJ parody than sxephil

[ArchersBowHaveBroken]

You angry sarcastic voice reminds me a lot of David Cross...awesome.

[shadowmalik009]

is this a parody of the Vsauce guy?

[FALOUTBOY101]

commmmennt

[rikolasdf]

2:38 That was not and will never be okay.

[Marilyn1673]

I like the other video format better

[PhyOSPhyOS]

@Marilyn1673 What are you even talking about, this is just a parody.

[RandomDrone79]

I don't watch those fuckers for a reason, dick.

[NEOPETSAREREAL]

That was a twitter icon. Just saying~.

[cuckooclown101]

Yeah I used to watch phillip d'franco then I realized he was a total douche

[cuckooclown101]

@FreePunks because dumbass, its a parody off phillip d'franco

[TheLilty92]

CUTE KITTEH

[downitis]

not even going to put in the time to be witty this just sucks

[LordNazgulKing]

@downitis Of course it sucks! This is every single sxephil video.

[CartoonTeakettle]

@FreePunks He's making fun of sxephil

[bradhanthorn]

BAHAHAHAHA omg i love this video! keep it up my friend! MOAR MORE MOER!

[xCrazyxJayx]

This was funny, but was it supposed to be making fun of sxephil? Cause it did that horribly.

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

2:27. Made the entire video worth it. Not much else was good, but that single face was alone enough to make me LOL for about 2 minutes.

[cmbdragon666]

what the fuck is wrong with your finger nail?!? D:

[anthonybilinski1]

Haha great video. Very accurate.

[TheSkeletalBaron]

This is hilarious. Smart and funny.

[XBladeWingX]

this is more rwj. but they're not worlds apart

[Eli3459]

0:21 math fail lol

[travisforencich]

Love phil, but this is hilarious

[Killer27586]

3,752 fanboys had taken this way too srsly.

[mandaroo112]

fuck you

[krimzee]

Haha, this was gold! Obviously TJ's trying point out that sxephil MAINLY talks about the random bullshit in the news, that we shouldn't really give a fuck about, therefore, his channel is bullshit.

Same goes with someone like Peter Chao. He talks about news that's fucking garbage, but the only reason I ever even considered watching his videos, is to hear that hilarious accent he has; as opposed to someone like TJ who actually talks about shit that actually matters.

[InstantN00dlez]

@krimzee Although they're pretty mild compared to the irrelevant topics of RayWilliamJohnson.

[josephzanj]

hahaha

[thelexus]

This is such a funny video.

All the hates from sxephill sychophants makes it even funnier.

[TristanTroll]

1:18 = his gay boyfriend.

[JelloOcean]

@TristanTroll Oh man, good one. You sure showed him.

[barcaboy0102]

r u trying to be sxephil koz if u are u fail....

[edwardLRS]

@barcaboy0102 he's making fun of him moron.

[MaliceInMyFantasies]

lol at the Wilhelm scream.

[Nagneto]

He doesn't babble fast enough to be like SXE. Pretty spot on though.

[fffffunky]

What's the music starting at 4:46?

[dbvideoinc]

@fffffunky Cody's song Papers. It's from Nostalgia, really really good. You can download it from his channel.

[ddduuurrrppp]

teemo

[ec123456789able]

Morons watch Fox News.

[safte7860]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WW



[recon500]

I love how sxephil's channel is linked in the related videos section.

[EpicKKRFan]

I honestly think this was funny but it didn't have to be phil, more of just a generic youtube whore. Phil does legitimate commentary on news and worldly things, as opposed to users like shane dawson, ijustine, or rwj that just whore out

[Scumoftheinternet]

@EpicKKRFan sxephil is the biggest youtube whore on the site. He does everything from fake thumbnails to fake video titles. Celeb videos whenever they are in the news ect ect. RWJ, Shane, ijustine are all youtube whores. However they at least don't try to trick people into visiting their channels. When sxephil stopped putting girls in bikinis in his thumbnails his views plummeted and he is now moving down the top 100 most subscribed channels.

[HarmelodyTV]

I know I'm way late to this video party but I just wanted to say....Awesome vid TJ! Keep up the great work!!

[orbtaybal]

I had to come back... featured video ended with a Michael Buble' Music Video LOL Funny.

[SymphoDeProggy]

i wasn't gonna rate and comment, but then you asked me.

[YAYFUL1]

i liked the goth wrist blade

[BigDogJang0]

Is this YouTube whore satire or something? I can totally imagine this being a mock of RWJ or Shane Dawson.

[1967adayinthelife]

@BigDogJang0 its mocking sxephil

[craigore2011]

you make me actually want to slap you - f'ckin genius!

[ShayWilliamDawson1]

There are moments where you seem to be channeling Philip DeFuckup. Brilliant, my godless little friend. Simply brilliant.

[lunatico501]

somebody is jealous... lol

[latinoalex5]

@lunatico501 Jealous of sxephil? That's like being jealous of diarrhea, or being envious of Shiloh pretending to have Sepsis.

[DforDenmark]

troll



[ThomasDemko]

$50 theamazingatheist was impersonating RWJ

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

@ThomasDemko you lost 50$ because he was impersonating sxephil.

[ThomasDemko]

@ihavemonkeysinmybutt Ok, paying $50 VND doesn't sound like a problem at all.

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

@ThomasDemko VND?

[ThomasDemko]

@ihavemonkeysinmybutt I looked it up. So should you!

[soulsistah102]

Haha that thing that guy from Ohio said about gay marriage makes me want to find a few sexy girls, knock on that guy's door, and start having a lesbian orgy on his porch.

[specklednoodle99]

@Dontkneel2statues get out

[TheWeirdPlant]

JUMP CUUUUUUUUTS

[MySuperStupidLife]

this is all for fun

[gradsssara]

why does this feel like the longest video I've even watched in my life?!

[Ruach]

Christ this is unwatchable. People will bitch fight about anything. You're on fucking youtube man, get over it.

[crazzyguy77]

@Ruach did you even watch the video?he didnt argue he just showed people how stupid that faggot is.

[VenomousLegend]

2:34 - 2:53

That's OK, I didn't need my ears for much these days anyway.

[EliroX904]

ITS MORTAL KOMBAT 10!!!!

[mynameisqwerty1]

what is bad about phil? (I've never watched him. Not interested)

[PulseWithLife]

hahahahahahahahahahaha aye man ya gotta keep makin vids this style its funny as fuck

[PureElixir]

2:33

Hey kid! Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

[TheZeroX96]

@PureElixir a firetruck?

[AICabal]

Don't diss Smosh, they come up with some funny shit.

[protestifications]

XD

[purplenurps]

Gosh please have a heart attack

[Undream13]

funny. i dont care bout youtube "politics" this is just funny. btw, i like both channels.

[samuraipanda1]

Internet in a nutshell

[Terminal2k1]

BANANASBANANASBANANASBANANASBA­NANASBANANASBANANASBANANAS

[Abbadon380]

i hate THOSE BLOODY CATS I JUST WANNA FUCKING SHOOTEM AND BURN EM EATEM AND POST THE THE WHOLE PROCESS ON YOUTUBE MUHAAAA HHAAAA

[Abbadon380]

wait wait ISNT NEW YORK A CITY IN THE US NOT A STATE

[carlosmashiado2]

@Abbadon380 ny is the capital of ny not very original but is true frank sinatra said it on a song it must be true

[PineappleCrusher21]

hahah this guy said you were commercialized /watch?NR=1&v=1v6QsavMG0s

[x2eXu50x]

What an annoying prick you are...damn.

[pmanderson]

@x2eXu50x You realise this is a parody of one of Youtube's biggest video bloggers, right?

[x2eXu50x]

@pmanderson

Yes, i know that. Hes annoying in every way. The way he talks, the way he looks, his retarded jokes, screaming like a fucking retard. Ey dumb ass, you're like 30 years old.

[BigBis1337]

@x2eXu50x If your refering to his voice in the video, thats intentional. Your taste in his jokes are your opinon. And although I've never seen or heard a retard fuck, I highly doubt they sound like TJ's shouting. And was it really neccessary to insult the person not only on the fact that he's 30 (which I don't get the insult) and calling him a dumbass which, honestly, came out of nowhere. I think you should calm down before you comment, it comes in handy.

[x2eXu50x]

@BigBis1337 Well generally when one is irritated or annoyed they don't necessarily say nice things. And well, this IS the internet and i just expressed my feelings and opinions at the time i was feeling them.

[cignus12]

Dumbass >.>

[demonstrationclass8]

fuck phil, that asshole turd

[pikachushootingstar]

This is amazing, Sxephil is overrated imo. I don't like how he overedits his videos.

[BurgeonBlitz]

Oh my god this is exactly why I don't watch Phil. TJ you're my man.

[jazmosmd]

I love Phil but I gotta admit this is pretty funny!

[PrinceOfPennsylvania]

Yeah i disagree with you here. I love phil.

But still, funny.

[DNIGHTLORD14]

that blade glove is badass. Wait, isn't that the predator's claw... from Predator?

[RaynaOfSunshine]

I actually love Phil, but this is fucking hilarious.

[TheDailyConversation]

Brilliant as usual, TJ. Thanks buddy.

[coyote7272]

I'm a Phil fan and yeah this was good xD

[UnoLamperouge]

Thank you! Thank you! I'm glad someone had the balls to say what a douche Defranco is. It's quite sad that he has such an immense following despite how shallow and uninformative he is.

[imshanedulong]

Meh. I kinda like Phil. He's a sexist bastard but his opinion makes sense sometimes.

[beatear]

jealous is a sin... 

[ImAwesome4728]

@beatear That was the most retarded, unintellectual thing I've ever seen. you're right at the bottom with JB lovers. Go die

[tybirge1]

troll .... this was the worst thing i ever watched on youtube.

[MrLegitWalrus]

Oh shit there's stupid redneck people in Ohio!? I'm leaving as soon as I become of age and have the money because I can't stand ignorant assholes, plus I'm gay so yeah. A load of homophobes is not going to help me....

[EsplodingBomb]

I like Phil, and I find this hilarious!

[chaos5copiesmartguy]

@EsplodingBomb well fuck you anyway

[NillyFmusic]

@EsplodingBomb By finding this funny you acknowledge Phil is a moron. Yet, you watch his videos.

[BlackBoxofPandora]

@EsplodingBomb And your a faggot....

[seannaesseannaes]

Hey ea I agree tj would you please make another one of these?

[laptopboone]

We need more of these. I know it was a parody, but seriously...you out sxe'd Phil.

...With your 14" penis! :D (reference to your video from...2009? I think? It was number 4 or 5 in a series)

[FloganFly]

this was more entertaining than any sxephil video

[EnigmaticUnseen]

I loved the jump cut during mid laugh. Nice touch.

[WestPictures]

Needs more cuts. And shaky cam. And CGI

[qounqer]

@chewkamatic well i guess i understand that, but its more the whole "Shane Dawson, Smosh, stuff the had me confused

[qounqer]

@chewkamatic sarcasm?

[novazee]

I don't know if serious or just making fun of phil's show. 

[qounqer]

@chewkamatic really?

[CaptainMorgan6777]

I don't usually comment on videos *Insert most interesting man in the world here* but when I do they're fucking hilarious.

[Aldeni1551]

@CaptainMorgan6777 Your comment's bad and you should feel bad.

[sidewaysfcs0718]

fuck phil

.....u need to make more clips like this about RWJ,shane dawson,epicmealtime and other retarded shit

IT WILL PLEASE US.

[psdddt]

@sidewaysfcs0718 are you fucked????? dont even talk shit about epicmealtime

[ComputerGamerify]

@sidewaysfcs0718 Your a noodle.

[BrighterThunder]

@sidewaysfcs0718 Whats wrong with EpicMealTime?

[MrYuhhhh]

@sidewaysfcs0718 you are fucking angry at every thing

[ghostrider3911]

@sidewaysfcs0718 I'm sorry but...why exactly is epicmealtime retarded?