TNG edit 24 - "flauting danger"

[Usul573]

Still laughing.

So much catastrophe and everything, how insane would you have to be to react to this type of news like this??!!

[Jhammo52]

Looks like Geordi's estimate was off by about two minutes.

[funkelgreen]

Awesome

[rasoros]

omg... I'm in tears. Geordi's scream rofl

[Digi20]

i think i just died laughing :D

[Restayvien]

Ha...I nearly died trying not to laugh at my desk.

[CaribDevist]

@TheLydianRocks He's correct, actually.

[ShareTheMike]

Needs to lower the dosage on his prozac maybe ???? 

[buffcode07]

yes, this is all very interesting

[jimbox114]

haha screw the federation he has flute lessons!

[TheLydianRocks]

the borg IS everywhere?? damnit Will The borg ARE everywhere!

[MajinMHT]

@TheLydianRocks

Sorry, but he is actually correct. :p Type in "The Borg Collective" on Google for more information.

[BlueKewne]

I got 99 problems but the Borg ain't one

[MrImdgreatest]

"yes that's all very interesting number 1."

translation: "cool story bro."

[painnotpleasure]

Poor Picard. All he is trying to do is play his beautiful music in peace.

[espearite3]

@painnotpleasure Beautiful music??!? What the hell????

[Elffi242]

Could the Freepers stop trying to ruin everything with their political BS? More hilarious comments, less politics.

[MORPHIOUS1011]

yes this is all very interesting lol XD

[UnionGarside]

"You've got to help us - DOOOOOOO!!!"

[ciocod]

Wow, you can't tell me Star trek wasn't ahead of it's time. They predicted exactly how obama and the nwo would react as America sank!

[CaribDevist]

@ciocod Well, I know that Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall teamed back up on TNA, but I don't see what Obama has to do with it.

[modelmajorpita]

@ciocod Holding back well-funded efforts to make things worse isn't doing nothing, it's just not doing enough.

[espearite3]

If this is how it really went down on TNG, no wonder the Borg captured him.

[FlowersInHisHair]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAaaaaa. That is all.

[jedichris8]

THE FEDERATION'S GONE MY BEARD IS EVERYWHERE!! hahahaha....

[jaymorpheus11]

This is how it shoulda been done to begin with.

[GliTCH11]

I saw this and laughed my ass off before I knew "The Inner Light" even existed. Having seen that episode for the first time and being brought to tears, I had to come back here for a laugh. God damn that episode was depressing.

[MyceliaProductions42]

@GliTCH11 That episode is perhaps the best of that series, IMHO. It was tearful and tender. SIDE NOTE: That flute prop (which doesn't even work) went for some $10,000 at an auction at Christie's a few years ago!

[espearite3]

I'm never going to get over this vid.

[c0mbineelite]

Fuck, andrew. These are goddamn hilarious.

[Calriec]

29 people need to be assimilated. 

[jedichris8]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LLOOLOL

[mjdayetube]

"Yes, this all very interesting Number One."

[SaladMan28]

the federation gone, riker's beard is everywhere

[SCRulerShinoda]

Flutes take precedence over the flagship of the federation. Lol

[Beastmonkey]

haha very nice

[shitthrowingmonkey1]

This is, by far, the absolute best of these.

[mrbigck81]

The line must be drawn HERE...This far and no further! And I am gonna play MY FLUTE!

[KrystalKobra]

Hahaha I liked the part when Geordi blew up :D

[CaptainLumpyDog]

You do NOT interrupt the captain whilst he's playing his penny whistle.

[Ghoundai]

@CaptainLumpyDog As a Trekkie I take offense to you calling a Ressikan Flute a Penny Whistle!!!!

[megameleemasta]

omg my stomoach hurts from laughing... omg

[SVWillmer]

Epic fucking video.

[lulnaith]

I can't stop laughing!!!!!

[thadea]

The borg attack every 3rd episode...the important thing here is this flute

[ShatteredA1R]

28 people couldn't get that note right.

[Tokath1988]

The federation is gone my beard is everywhere!

[TheCatholicBoat]

@Tokath1988 Yes, this is all very interesting Number One.

[Cycloud]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha Yes this is all very interesting number one, FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIFLWWWWUUUUUUUUUUU

[FitrisCZ]

oh god I love it...

Yes, this is all very interesting number one! XD

[test123ok]

i almost puked my dinner out ..laughing at this

[CharlesP2009]

Were those sunflowers in Picard's quarters in the real episode?

[romeobravo78]

Oh my. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!

[Meresankh]

Do not disturb the Picard when he's fingering his flute.

[crewmandax]

um, this wasn't really as funny as I'd been led to believe.

[ohtheprofanity]

This video gives me horrible flashbacks to fourth grade recorder practice, but I can't stop laughing.

[whoiscuriousgeorge]

Perhaps he should hang a sign on his door that says "When I'm flauting, don't come a-shouting." ;D

[quikgamer]

I lost it with LaForge.

[HisEmptyHouse]

*TOOOOT*

[katerina1977]

I cried laughing! Genius!

[mseales]

Captain Picard gets a perfect score on the Kobayashi Maru exam.

[GeorgeMillerAtkinson]

@mseales i lol'd so much at this.

[werdx]

I piss myself laughing everytime.

[wookie72]

Is he trying to play "Smoke On The Water?"

[wookie72]

This is a perfect example of the Kuleshov Effect.

[Usul573]

It's fun to imagine all of these edits being real. The Enterprise must be where they send the crazies.

[boundaryzero]

OMG... i had to wipe the tears out of my glasses...

[TheHalo74]

amazingly funny!

[minion734]

rofl

[wallysaruman]

Hahhahahahaha! Awesome!

[mahdogzbite]

Dammit! Assimilate, Schmassimilate... we can handle the borg later!!! What could be more important than my flute practice?!?!

[Societan]

Thank you SOOOOO much for these!

[Nonsensei436]

Geordi's horrifying death scream gets me every time.

[redherringbone]

This has got to be the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life!!!

[TheLastBlueApple]

@gazorra Did you know that Downlord4ever is uploading 'your' videos to youtube?

Dose he have your permision? or is he just stealing your work??

sorce: /watch?v=nTBUgTby93Y&NR=1

Please let me know ether way. thanks

(this flute episode is awesome btw)

[GoldenCenturion]

Picard does not give a damn if the Borg have to assimilate the whole universe for it to happen, HE IS GOING TO GET THAT NOTE RIGHT

[FantasticBob7000]

@GoldenCenturion No he's not.

[Deagra940]

this is all very interesting Number 1.

[mikeonthecomputer]

27 people were assimilated by the Borg.

[vintagevice]

Ugh... where's James T Kirk when you need him? Oh yeah, stuck in 80 years of contrivance. .. I forgot.

[ThePieIsLie]

"we have less than 2 hours of reserve oxygen"

"Hmm....*resumes playing* "

xD

[mahdogzbite]

I love how these edited clips have titles like a Beavis and Butthead episode.

[RevenantX10]

Someone wanted to imitate Nero... >.>

[piccard1976]

I laughed my eyes to tears , literally. Almost peed myself too :D gj

[Intechdude300]

Always found the Reading Rainbow dude kinda over dramatic & sometimes annoying. Loved his Bloody Murder Scream though LOL....

[themasterdoctor14]

im not impressed at all

[TheLastBlueApple]

This is brilliant!

[judgeviper]

i don't here english, but this movie is berry funn.

[Morality124]

Very funny. I liked how you added music from Encounter at Farpoint at 0:18.

[acanthopleura]

oww my sides!

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@acanthopleura Me too! I laughed so hard :D

Picard just doesn't give a f*ck!!!

[SpiroHrvoje1989]

Geordi was 2 minutes late in his prediction

[WolfySnackrib666]

@SpiroHrvoje1989 Hahaha indeed!

[rocklord2020]

I love the beginning. The Borg beams in and there is phaser fire going on and some yelling and Picard is just sitting there reading his book like nothing is going on.

[gregtestagent]

in times of extreme stress, Riker's beard grows.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

it helps him cope

[Mrwiggedyfiggedywack]

@gregtestagent HHHHNNNNRRRGGGG *FWOMP*

[Danny77uk]

@gregtestagent It is a full, dignified beard that demands respect.

[Odbarc]

@gregtestagent He thought looking like Chuck Norris would scare the Borg.

[SpiroHrvoje1989]

HAHAAHHA oh god I died of laughter, I thought nothing could get funnier than day job orchestras edits but I was wrong!

[Thechad201]

That was funny. Finally, one of these re cuts that don't involve sex or homosexuality.

[VromNath]

He's about as skilled on that thing as Jade Harley is.

[P4ddl35]

@VromNath you win at everything forever for the homestuck reference

[bokxybabee]

OMG ROFL

LFMAIOOO

[silaku]

this is hilarious! especially geordi's screams as he dies...

[downwithdinosaurs]

"YES?!"

"Captain, we have less than 2 hours of reserve oxygen left."

"Hm?" *inhales deeply*

[SerPinkKnight]

"Is" everywhere? : /

[ELuhn]

@SerPinkKnight "The Borg" is a highly integrated collective. Borg units don't think in terms of separate entities. So like "corn" or "water," the singular and the plural are the same.

[DOHC2L]

@ELuhn The same rule applies to ninja as well.

[TreesOfBaylor]

lol data blew up

[TreesOfBaylor]

@TreesOfBaylor jordy i mean

[Charmolution]

I like how the crew seems to be so incompetent as to believe the only way they can get help to defeat the borg is from Picard.

[DazhFX]

That flute is curse!! It damn good hilarious!!!

[ro4444]

Looks like Geordi's estimation was off by about two minutes, lol

[sondano]

nothing can move The Picard!

[PedesUmbra]

And I thought he was the Captain. Commanding from his Webcam & Laptop, how lazy.... even if he didn't want to go down with them, he could have had the decency to command at the helm. In person. But nooooo.... I suppose he forget to tell No One it was a Sunday. xD

[BetterThanAThesis]

lolololol

[MattDee888]

LOLLLLL this shit is hilarious.

[FeNsTa]

hahahaha love the way picard doesn't give a shit....

[grooveclubhouse]

LOL omg the best one yet!!!! #LOL

[dollors1]

What episode(s) was it where number 1 says "the borg is everywhere" and Jordy says "2 minutes until warp core breech"?

[CaptJono]

@dollors1 Borg are everywhere was Parallels, it was in Season 7. 2 Mins to Breach was in Yesterday's Enterprise, mid Season 3.

[dollors1]

@CaptJono Thank you so much!

[sinshiro]

@dollors1 road to the multiverse!

[mikiroony]

what a horrible death, poor Jordi...

[Usul573]

@mikiroony

he doesn't even acknowledge it lol

[Kneenibble]

"Captain, we have less than two hours of reserve oxygen."

"Mm."

*toot tweet toot*

[HeavyMetal1981Fan]

Yes, this is all very interesting number one.

[Templehatchet]

Very funny.

[Cyke101]

Geeze, Capt. Picard is worse than Sealab's Capt. Murphy in every way.

[stonem001]

damn can't a man just play his flute in peace!!??

[SparkyValentine86]

I think this is the best one of these...

[TheMarcRS]

Fiddling while Rome burns indeed.

[ART1975CZ]

When Captain Picard plays the flute, I have my little dog looking at me with this stupid smile !

Priceless !

[brooksdanielgary]

Did anyone beside me realize that he was slaying the theme song?

[furQ]

he blows a mean flute

[Usul573]

I just love how at :59, he's heard all this madness going on, then he just plays one note then has that look of just, "oh no"

[NewTypexvii]

huge tng fan and these episode edits are just amazing. love every one! bravo.

[BlessedAgni]

I laughed so much my stomach is paining ..jeez this is so good.. yes this is all very interesting number one....

you've got to do something

[intubatto]

Your videos are amazing !

[Dipstikk]

How ever could they get along without him?

[ls3inchem]

hilarious

[shankandbrisket]

Hilarious! To think that Ressikan Flute actually sold for $48000 at Chisties!

[RiggerMantis]

"The Federation is gone, the Borg is everywhere!"

"Yes, this is all very interesting, Number One."

I loled. Hard.

[zensorship]

grace under pressure

[LUNATIC75]

It's the moment where Worf is on the screen and the music starts...

Tears of laughter!

[ThatMonsterMan]

hmm,sounds like he had flute lessons from Jade....

[solocitizen]

Picard and his first recorder.

[SnuffyWuffles]

That sullen, insolent look on Picard's face at 0:26 captures the spirit of the joke perfectly. That moment ties the video together for me. Nice work.

[GrimmReeferX]

Not trying to split hairs, but I couldn't think of what you were talking about and was interested to know. I watched "parallels", I didn't see this scene you're talking about.

[CynicalVision]

You wanted to see Geordi sprawled out naked I see.

[GrimmReeferX]

Could be that's true

[VendettasD]

Riker: The Federattions gone we are one of the only ships-

Picard: Not now, I'm trying to play my flute.

THE END

[brocky70]

This might be the best one yet

[Usul573]

Haha, he closes his eyes, like he's thinking, oh god not more.

[Makron5]

Ahh I never knew TNG did an episode on the Bush and Obama presidencies.

[pvtpilot000]

This, and the "uneventful day" episode, is an accurate portrayal of Star Trek Online (at least from my experience).

[Zut50]

Funniest... video... ever!! I have a pain in my chest from laughing!

[dwarfer777]

thanks i nearly pissed myself with laughing and youve given me a stitch in my chest now :(

[GrimmReeferX]

HAWHAWHAW! "I estimate 2 minutes till a warp core breach ::BOOM:: AAAUUUUGGHHH!!!"

[dwarfer777]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

[DilutedMedia]

> Picard: Play a silly flute refrain

[Chessbama]

Whenever I feel down I think about this

[Damndrrtyapes]

I'm surprised that Wesley didn't come on the viewer so the captain can yell at him!

[VelvetNoose]

omfg hahahaha

[ABeckman09]

Reminds me of the aloof officers in The Meaning of Life

[freshaca3]

ahahhahhahaahhahhaha

[riveness]

Geordi's scream is really funny. Excellent.

[HSEesfofun]

EPIC x100 LMAO

[darksungames]

omg... the flute sounds.. the FLUTE SOUND!! i'm cryin here!

[moebear]

He would learn how to play better if people didn't keep interrupting him. lol

[inthaniak]

@moebear actually in his second live he was quite capable of playing the flute :)

(picard inner light, solo flute)

[EnterPeace1]

One of my favorite videos XD Beyond awesome!

[diggingforgold]

"I estimate 2 minutes to a warp core breach! AHHHHhhhhh!"

::tooooTOOoooo::

[MyshAAkCZ]

That's EPIC!! :-D

[pbonney]

A lesson we can all take from this video, don't try to get in between a man and his flute!

[Chris2myfriends]

Freakin' hilarious. I couldn't help but to laugh loudly when Geordi blew up and Picard is just "whatever."

[Razor1262]

" Captain we have less than 2 hours of preserved oxygen"

"Hmm..."

They walk off

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Couldn't stop laughing at that