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  • is she ok?

    noope!

  • 1:12 "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHQHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  • I don't care what happened to him. That guy did not deserve to take all of Geoff's money.

  • I want an Assassins Creed game showing the templars side of the story, and a milkshake.And increased support from our politicians for continuing the war. Ubisoft can provide one of these.

  • that guy looks like a hobo

  • @IceX92 no life dude

  • All Tow-Men are Assassins

  • A true gentleman *sarcasm*

  • 1:03 look at the sign

  • Electric punch??? You mean the Electric Wind God Fist from Tekken...

  • @IceX92 Tekken?

  • @IceX92 no he means electro punch coz he almost got hit by lightning

  • shame the story isnt true

  • i don't care what that guy went through he had no right to take all of Geoff's money

  • he only has 1 arm at 0:13

  • Love the billboard at 1:05 " Hey , DIPSHIT , watch out for the giant DITCH " LMFAO !! xD

  • Kill Templars

    they went from Alabammer through Mrs.Ippi to Lezzyana

  • "I'm Suprised It Wasn't An Electric Punch"

  • 0:14 Hey dipshit watch out for this giant ditch."

  • Lightning, Tow-Creed's only weakness!

  • @Ravengaminig Okay Bill Nye... Lol

  • lol kill templars

  • fun fact templars are not made up.

  • Fun fact. During an electric storm the safest place to be is in your car. The more you know.

  • I'm gonna to alabammer to meet mrs. Ippy

  • We were like "aaaaaaaaa"

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHQHHHHHHHH­HHH

  • i gotta go to alabammer now, then make a side stop in leezyana

  • LOL, did anybody notice the Q between the AHHHHHHHH? at 1:13

  • Creed 5. Kill templars lol!!! XD

  • Kevin sent me.

  • HEY DIPSHIT WATCH OUT FOR THIS GIANT DITCH

  • lol did these really happen

  • "This fucker made me get hit by lightning now he's making funny cartoons about me on the interwebs."

    dislike.

  • kevin sent me

  • ELECTRO PUNCH! XD

  • Hey, Dipshit, watch out for this giant DITCH

  • I loved Gus in this video.

  • Crud I think I just accidentally flagged this as innapropriate. The iOS YouTube app makes it too easy. If this was removed for any period of time I apologize!

  • @PECOAAC THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

  • No offense to Geoff, but i'd probably take all of his money if I was that tow man... and electro punch him.

  • hey dipshit watch out for this giant ditch

  • LoL

  • nott funny

  • some times i wunder if the stories in these are real lol...notreally

    

  • look theres a q in the ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhqhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • he put his hand in it and took all of it

  • burnie.com

  • Breaking news:

    tow truck drivers kill templars

    WE'RE SAVED!!!!!!!

  • "Kill Templars" ??

  • hey dibshit, watch out for this giant DITCH!

  • look at the sign the last thing is kill templars

  • @bodford11 ya it says towmans creed so its like assassins creed

  • who's kevin?

    

  • @llama1llama3llama4 It's from this animated adventure: /watch?v=CRf1G3Zqw_0

  • i wish i had to do weekly pod casts. i bet they are fun as 

  • Naming states like A BOSS

  • kevin sent me

  • Roll Tide!

  • 'Mrs.Ippi' lololololol

  • "hey dipshit watch out for the DITCH

  • @dadickluv "hey dipshit remember to finish your quotes properly"

  • what the hrll does this mean to anyone who hasnt been in a storm his whole life

  • ......Fuh......

  • are all these real?

  • @IKuppsy Yeah mate they are look up burnie .com

  • From Alabammer, through Mrs. Ippi, and then on to Leezyana.

  • Toe mans creed for the win

  • My brother died that way : (

  • tow-mans creed

    alwasy wear a hat

    ya gotta help stupid teens (even if its raining)

    kill templars

  • loving the assassin's creed reference :D

  • @lonelyblackcat13 thats my minecraft skin

  • 0:17 "Gas!, Yay!"

  • ELECTRIC PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tow-Man's Creed: Kill Templars! Lmao!!! Dead!!! XD

  • Lol leezyana, mrs. Ippi and alabammer

  • Im also a tow-man @evee608

  • make more of these please

  • lol, i see what they did thar.

    Assassin's creed refrence.

  • lol in the gas station it says kill templars

  • I live in Alabama :D

  • who the hell is kevin?

  • @brutalplanet23 you disapoint us

  • "Hey, dipshit, watch out for this giant DITCH"

    ...I died XD

  • This is how imfamus began

  • @ demanhalo The guiness for most times being struck by lightning is 7, the man died on the 8th time.

  • @TheYogfan555 nope, he shot himself.

  • @Dmanhalo

    Not true dude, lots of people have walked away from lightning striking them alive.

  • FAKE! If lighting got that close you'd be dealth!

  • @Dmanhalo people survive getting struck by lightning dipshit...

  • @bobbyyFc for that you go to "burnie.com"

  • @bobbyyFc i need more headlight fluid damn things omit no light at all 

  • @bobbyyFc what does that even mean?

  • "Hey, dipshit, watch out for this giant ditch." Lol if only he saw the sign.

  • I woulda taken all yer money.too!

  • Assassissn's Creed and tow truckers kill templars ?

  • 20 people need to get electro punched

  • Watching all the Animated Adventures in a row xD

  • ELETRO PUNCH!!!!!!!

  • check out my channel funny commentarys and cool mw3 sniper clips

  • lol kill templars

  • Tow-man's Creed

    Always wear a hat

    Ya gotta help stupid teens (Even if it's raining)

    Kill Templars

  • i believe that ditch was actually a canal if your whole car can fit in it

  • ELECTRO PUNCH!!!!!!!

  • Lol, hey, dipshit, watch out for this giant DITCH

  • 28 sec KILL TEMPLARS

  • Kill Templars?

  • @pompilio1513 if u look at it closely it's basically the Assassin's creed except for Tow-men

  • When he goes in the ditch the sign says: Hey, Dipshit, watch out for this giant DITCH

  • 20 peopl are templars

  • Who fucken cares if its true or not its hilarious dumbasses

  • "Nothing is true, Everything is permitted"

  • LOL always kill templars.

  • i have to say this is the best episode

  • There's no fucking way that's true.

  • r these real?

  • @iHowToForYou yes dumb ass

  • he has the eyes of the pits of hell

  • i electro-punched kevin

  • kevin sent me here

  • kevin sent the lightning

  • @MrTuffla BUT THE GUY BROUGHT THE THUNDAR!

  • he goes fuhhh........

  • kevin sent me:)

  • KILL TEMPLARS LOL!!!

  • Tow-mans creed kill templars

  • Hey, Dipshit, watch out for this giant DITCH.

  • LOL!

  • Omg he took all his savings

  • And he goes "Nope"

  • Gas Station! Gas Yay!

  • hey, dipshit, watch out for this gian DITCH

  • Kill templars lol

  • Did anyone else notice the q when the guy was screaming

  • even assassins need a tow every once and a while. dang templars

  • did anyone else notice that at 0:30 one of the rules say "kill templars"?

  • God these are great.

  • I'm from Mississippi... Loved how you spelled the name of my state

  • @TheJabbate1

    MISISSIPI NOT STATE IS RIVER

  • did anyone notice tat the sign next to Geoff's car said "hey, Dipshit, watch out for this giant DITCH"

  • hahahahahahaha kill templars

  • Kill Templars

  • Anyone else notice at 0:39, the ferris wheel is part of his 'NOOOO'?

  • Tow-Man's Creed: Always wear a hat. Ya gotta help stupid teens. (Even if it's raining.) Kill Templars.

  • @Taconab For some reason, I feel like making an arm mounted blade that can be retracted and hidden.

  • is this supposed to be true

  • Hey, Dipshit, watch out for this giant DITCH! lol 0:55

  • Best stories ever! Lmfao

  • Haha at 0:30 Assasin's creed status

  • 18 people were templars that got killed by tow men

  • 028 kill the templars lalallalalallala!

  • @TheDoomsday28 awesome

  • kill templars

    

  • Lol KIL TEMPLARS ASSASSINS CREED

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  • lol

  • hm didnt know there was a assassin outpost down there

  • tow mans creed "always wear a hat,help stupid teens even if it's raining,kill templars".

  • @jokemaster56 c'mon! All of us have seen that it isn't shown one picosecond you know.

  • Geoff: Oh wow dude am so sorry is she okay? Truck Driver: Nope just Chuck Teston.

  • 0:13 lol the sign

  • Talk about highway robbery.

  • I will never ask for help from a Towing Assassin.

  • I fuckin' love these :')

  • lol so funny i actually LOL'd

  • psyonic storm

  • KILL TEMPLARS!!!

  • Hey dipshit, watch out for this giant DITCH

    Never noticed that before.

  • Unluckiest guy.

    Ever.

  • i wanna electro punch that guy and be like "GEOFF'S MONEY!"

  • Tows

    Creed

    always wear a hat

    Help.......

    Kill templars hahahaha!

  • Hey is that grif?

  • @UltimateOsiris13 Yup, his name is Geoff in real life.