I have a unicorn in my backyard!...... just kidding.... My daughter dressed up as a unicorn once.....mmm.....how old are you?....she's 25 and beautiful!!..{perfect!!}... she can dress up as a unicorn and you can meet!!!! All dreams and hopes fulfilled!!! YAY
A revealing moment of vulnerability Danny, my heart bleeds for your little unicorn dreams.....keep up the hope, like you say, sometimes it's all we have...XX
Hello <3 me and my best friend love u we want to marry you and we were hoping that you would do a clip on BEST FRIENDS CO THERE THE BEST AND THATS WHY WE CALL THEM BEST FRIEND okay so we hope u will make one of BEST FRIENDS !!!!!!!! <3
@purplegilr1010 Why, yes. Yes I am. And I bet you're one of those assholes that doesn't a) know how to spell g-i-r-l and b) doesn't know which form of "you're" to use.
@xdoomedx14 none of them are actually making me laugh, i mean wtf, this guy needs to grow some fucking charakter, he acts like a retard on his vids, and he is a grown man, he should fucking know better, its humour for 12 year olds, he is just not funny thats why he has to act like a clown, to impress some pre-school children, i cant imagine an adult laughing at this shit.
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Maybe you used the wrong kind of soap HAHA
snowmane2123 2 hours ago
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snowmane2123 2 hours ago
Are Jew a unicorn yet?? No.. Okay.. We'll come back later...
TheLittlemissSTAR 23 hours ago
you should do a video on bronies
AssyMcBallsack 23 hours ago
i wuv wuuu
annalee48 1 day ago
Danny, I love your bellybutton hair xD
AwesomeEpicMuffin 1 day ago
<3 the very first video i have ever seen of this wonderful amazing hilarious king of comedy. got me hooked ever since. memories... ahhh memories <3
amymunn28 2 days ago
unicorns are mammals thats why it did not work with the eggs :-)
beautjeeee 2 days ago
How didnt you get unicorn danny :(
BlackWillowWitch 2 days ago
@BlackWillowWitch he forgot the ranbows and sparkles.
3dgluv 2 days ago
You Need A Hutch and a magic box And i need 11 unicorn eggs
MariaTheawsome 3 days ago in playlist Liked videos
This Crap is halarious
DevastatingMusicMast 3 days ago
"maybe this yellow balloon will be your friend. Okaaayyyyy, goodnight…"
rainbowunicorns2245 3 days ago
He found a good way to clean ur microwave he is so nice to us my teacher could use that other than having students do it
Nikki95101 4 days ago
"Where did the pink guy go?"
iamsomeonewhoknows 4 days ago
Ooo i thought you just made a horse and a narwal get married and then they have a unicorn baby but this works too!
TaylorSwifty131313 5 days ago
lol he opened it like every two seconds XD
PanickingPastry 5 days ago
I loved it how he had 47 seconds left and then he added 207 more lol
cutepolarbear76 6 days ago
i almost died from lafing so hard
greeg757 6 days ago
卐卐卐卐
FlyingMonkeyTV 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
@FlyingMonkeyTV no.
mandyroxurworld 6 days ago
@FlyingMonkeyTV Can't tell if using chinese letters or just a fucking fat-ass nazi bastard...
Nettohunden619 5 days ago
@Nettohunden619 trolololololololololol
FlyingMonkeyTV 4 days ago
This made me laugh so much :D
chappers32568 1 week ago
I made a Unicorn!! :)
uttoxeter1001 1 week ago
Your alittle smoshy little soap bar i bet ur a thousand fucking degrees;}
jgill2012 1 week ago
i am surprised that his microwave is still there i thought it would blow up
tyleran100 1 week ago
OMG, i actually love you.
MissHarrietMarsxx 1 week ago
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danny seriously, what does your family say about this??:LL
xXxabbiexXx4 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
his house has swagg
lokplom 1 week ago
his house is class js <3
MegaShazzy1 1 week ago
3:18 looks like he's naked
ChewyMilk19 1 week ago
i was laughing soo hard at this lol
gothicdawn05 2 weeks ago
I bet its 1000 fucking degrees
legitgoldfish 2 weeks ago
Can't stop laughing!
Sasgay17 2 weeks ago
omg!!these videos always make me laugh..and its hard to make me laugh so..GOOD JOB DANNY!!!!!!1
yourface1350 2 weeks ago
SPARKELS!!!
lillyluvbug676 2 weeks ago
ooommmggg your house is so color full!!!!!!!!!!!! you no what will make it even better
SOARKELS!!
lillyluvbug676 2 weeks ago
My gut busted!
mrpinkypuff 2 weeks ago
"Your kinda smooshy little soap bar. I bet your a thousand fucking degrees."
XD!! Damn it that killed me!
MarlonJohno 2 weeks ago 15
i did the same thing and i made a unicorn, i dont know what your doing wrong...
ilovesnuggleupagus 2 weeks ago 4
My God it looks like a gingerbread house.
TheEmoSaur 3 weeks ago
I laughed way too much. Are you a unicorn yet?! xD
msrachel1998 3 weeks ago
i like your house.,
madibabee202 3 weeks ago
go pink water balloon xD
TheSummerMerry 3 weeks ago
out ur dick in ur magic box
21thePAC 3 weeks ago
i miss your shirt danny :D
MisterCbassThePunk 3 weeks ago
lol
13draculaura 1 month ago
this is the best video of life i couldn't help but laugh.
like if u noticed his house is flipping awesome :) (Y)
HawkeySid11 1 month ago
soooo wheres the unicorn
EricaMeow12 1 month ago
has any 1 else noticed that danny doesn like wearing t-shirt (like if u new this)
TheSamcoward 1 month ago
i think ur the only 1 that has put a bar a soap in a microwave
TheSamcoward 1 month ago
I'm starting to wonder about your sexuality : /
maxime0999 1 month ago
like if u think this guy is on something maybe hes breathing in the soap fumes
laurenrichardson1997 1 month ago
DON'T BURN THE BABY UNICORN EGGS D:
emtyrie 1 month ago
where is your shirt? O.o
samanthasisson029 1 month ago
How to make Rarity.
Thisismyfinalstand99 1 month ago
Hey, you look like one of the guys from smosh *not Ian or Anthony, one of others*
stefanfr13 1 month ago
@stefanfr13 no bad idiot baaaaad!
Dubbadee124 1 month ago
danny, you have to use marshmallows for unicorn creation
zaunos 1 month ago 2
R-R-Rarity? can you hear me? Q.Q
ThePonyluv 1 month ago 54
Scientific proof. Microwaves are vulnerable to your health.
Kadda67 1 month ago
dude give me whatever youre smoking
Xanthotoxin 1 month ago 4
3:11 ._.
StupidJedi 1 month ago
This is your drugs on brain.
MarioDude44 1 month ago 4
Why is his shirt off?
kingnicolas6 1 month ago
does he have
a shirt?
spraguezbot 1 month ago
So....where did the pink guy go? Is that soap really a thousand fucking degree's? How do you actually make a unicorn? Can I have your microwave now?
number5ism 1 month ago
That's the same microwave I have, I tried and it failed as well.
You probably need a higher wattage to convert the soap to unicorn cells.
JimtheCitizen 1 month ago
pause at :08
he is staring your soul out.
tylerguy12 1 month ago
are you on crack when you make the videos???????? :D
dumdumgivemegummgumm 1 month ago
2:30 i saw a unicorn skull.... O.O
DrHipeeMan 1 month ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
I always thought he had about 4 houses.....but it turns out that it was a just a big colorful house XDDD it's amazings :PP
MikuHatsune3331 1 month ago
sap?? lol
mikecridlebaugh 1 month ago
"oh your starting to smoke....LETS KEEP GOING! :D"
HaleyMonsterPlushie 1 month ago
i bet your a thousand fucking degrees
DylanJVaughan 1 month ago
COME INTO MY HUTCH ! :D
McBrookumz 1 month ago
Maybe the unicorn looked retarded because you threw the unicorns while they were still eggs....
MissXRainbowXCookies 1 month ago
U UNICORN YET!?
BieberLover196 1 month ago
Maybe if u stopped opening it, u would get a unicorn
cat326lol 1 month ago
He should make a video about chess :D
theblackwizard091 1 month ago
are you a unicorn yet!!!???
IHOPETHISISORIGINAL 1 month ago
When your taking out the microwave and its on the trashcans, are you naked?!
Celestegreenwhales 1 month ago
Man I love all your videos your the best person I know haha, do you do drugs?
HighLikeUsCanB 1 month ago 2
Im not sure any body else has notice but , HIS HOUSE IS FRICKEN RAINBOW xD
tacos636 1 month ago 139
@tacos636 HE must of filmed this in serbia houses there are all colours lols pink jellow green every freaking colour you can imagine.
BalkanKemal 1 month ago
@tacos636 Three colors count for a rainbow? :U
Zeno111195 1 month ago
@tacos636 It has to look Fabulous!!!!
ajadzi 1 month ago
My teacher would kill u for trying to make a unicorn, he hates them nd kills them
cat326lol 1 month ago
danny....why do you hate your clothes so much.....
TheLordvj 1 month ago
I thought there would be a unicorn
BenVsGame 2 months ago
i like the painting in the back!
JustMe19959 2 months ago
wouldn't you also need glitter... (:
SidnywithnoE 2 months ago
Omg i luv the voices u make...they so funny :D keep up the gud wook danny :)
kadypotyther 2 months ago
Are you a Unicorn yet?? (^__\\)
That kept me watching
12NtHppY18 2 months ago
it works! i put soap in the microwave it made that poofy stuff
avrillavingefan125 2 months ago
i bet your a thousand fucking deagree
MissBlackheart2010 2 months ago
When he says "come into my hutch" in that voice, I just crack the fuck up.
Bane527 2 months ago
I hope he puts a shirt on....
ForgePlaylist 2 months ago
That house es very colorfullz.
NinjaQK7 2 months ago
I have a unicorn in my backyard!...... just kidding.... My daughter dressed up as a unicorn once.....mmm.....how old are you?....she's 25 and beautiful!!..{perfect!!}... she can dress up as a unicorn and you can meet!!!! All dreams and hopes fulfilled!!! YAY
killa46464 2 months ago
A revealing moment of vulnerability Danny, my heart bleeds for your little unicorn dreams.....keep up the hope, like you say, sometimes it's all we have...XX
killa46464 2 months ago
Hahahahahhaha so funny
poffercake 2 months ago
i <3 ur house!! hahaha.... im a stocker
look out ur window
kt8599 2 months ago
i thought it was going to work :( lol
66broadway 2 months ago
*posts line from video*
i get top comment yet?
sallycat978 2 months ago
wow you are so funny man you have a gift use it
Mylittlelamb9 2 months ago
i bet you're a thousand fucking degrees xD
ChristinaLovesAAR 2 months ago
god i'm worried for this guy
olicoboy 2 months ago
Why are you always shirtless in every video I've seen? XD
DarkAnimeDragonxp 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
HE'S SO FUCKING RANDOM I FUCKING LOVE HIM
DANNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MegJ108 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
why is ur house so colorful?
lakitu213 2 months ago 45
@lakitu213 its a hutch...
uberawnsom 1 month ago
@uberawnsom hmmm i see
lakitu213 1 month ago
@lakitu213 it's Danny, duh
AwesomeEpicMuffin 1 month ago
yes yes i am a unicorn now....close the microwave door and let my be smoothy in peace
RawrItzJEN 2 months ago
Your smooshy, your kinda smooshy, you little soap bar
ThisIswherewordsgo 2 months ago
dats no gud
LETZ KEEP GOIN
Thingamabobification 2 months ago
Were did the pink guy go?
zacknunley95 2 months ago
oh my fucking God!!! how do you come up with shit like this??? Danny, PLEEEEEASE make a frikin movie already!
hawthorne009 2 months ago
lmao i love your house
TheRaindows 2 months ago
GAY GIRL VOICE --- i know in my heart, the unicorn may not materialize but iwas hopeful. (:
graciify27 2 months ago
are you a unicorn yet? no we come back! BAHAHAHA. I LOVE ALL YERR DIFFERENT VOICESS(:
graciify27 2 months ago
i love it how you never wear a shirt. gosh, you are hilariouss!
graciify27 2 months ago
It looks like your going to microwave some C4
BeastlyCarrot 2 months ago
Lawl He Is My Friends Uncle :L
PiPpUpPiXiE 2 months ago
His doll house looks like his real house. 3:13
MidnightDarkBlue5553 2 months ago
Where did the Pink Guy GO!?
TwoBeanersz 2 months ago
I have that microwave
alexander91740 2 months ago
Is it wrong that I would fucking marry you, even though all my friends say you're retarded ?
KerryBearyxoxo 2 months ago
L0L he's just going insane and destroying his microwave.
KYLE8497 2 months ago
should have used 12 unicorn eggs
sparkyfire7 2 months ago
"are you a unicorn yet? no? we come back later."
billybobjoejojr1234 2 months ago
You should do a video on;
Why do people stalk; Have you ever stalked;?
By the way~ I love your videos ;O; they make me laugh hardcore~
SlyviperFxingDemerit 2 months ago
xDDD I can't breathe this is so funny!
Lilynettegirl245 2 months ago
3:20 OMFG, i want his house
W3lcomeToFac3book 2 months ago
"you're not a unicorn.. you're just a big poop..."
jamishaebaby 2 months ago
Hello <3 me and my best friend love u we want to marry you and we were hoping that you would do a clip on BEST FRIENDS CO THERE THE BEST AND THATS WHY WE CALL THEM BEST FRIEND okay so we hope u will make one of BEST FRIENDS !!!!!!!! <3
PiPpUpPiXiE 2 months ago
at 2:18 it kinda looks like a unicorn, no jokee.
hannybanana223 2 months ago
I used to be a unicorn, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
DrPeff 2 months ago
BigSkippy1263 is a very very very sensitive individual and has no humor...why??!! Why?!WHY?!?! Yes I'm just kidding. Video was quite funny.
DavinciTheWar303 2 months ago
he needs a work out thumbs up if you agree
doglover308 2 months ago
@purplegilr1010 Why, yes. Yes I am. And I bet you're one of those assholes that doesn't a) know how to spell g-i-r-l and b) doesn't know which form of "you're" to use.
So, see, we're both assholes now.
Have a unicorn-riffic day!
BigSkippy1263 3 months ago
That is the most awesome house ever.
QuomProductions 3 months ago
Okay, so I made it to 1:40. Can I get that time back, please?
Also, nice waste of a sauna. And soap. And a water balloon...
BigSkippy1263 3 months ago
Are you a unicorn yet
MrBellPeper 3 months ago 27
hey dude i think the unicorns's mom pooped on your house :)
starlyandstary 3 months ago
wth is up with the colorful house?
gay???
MySupahNinja 3 months ago
it was always 4 seconds added to a minute did anybody notice that?
buddysunk 3 months ago
oh you are somking... LETS KEEP GOING
11GMonkey11 3 months ago
Are you a unicorn yet?
11GMonkey11 3 months ago
so i was wondering.... is it bad that when im hungry i feel better about myself, although if i eat i feel good?
3dgluv 3 months ago
Hello are you a unicorn yet? No? okay we come back.
xXDDWBXx 3 months ago
I can't stand the jump cuts every 3 seconds.
Ipfree549 3 months ago 17
@Ipfree549 thats the joke :D
TheInverlock 2 months ago
IM GOING TO THE STORE AND BUYING UNICORN EGGS :D
rachelfrog22 3 months ago
Unicorns SUCK. I hate them. I'm glad you were unsuccessful. THERE'S A REASON NOAH LEFT THEM OFF THE ARK.
IamIndeedLayingAnEgg 3 months ago
This is stupid.
sSanctum 3 months ago
haha, natthumor <3
TheAlkalite 3 months ago
Are you a unicor yet ? -no? -okay, we come baaack!
UNICORN EGGS RULE!
milchprodukt 3 months ago
HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS?!!?!?
Timikan 3 months ago
nice beamer ;)
dimbo987 3 months ago
Someday your unicorn will come true
grasschoper1 3 months ago
Your kind of boring blob XD
BlueberryBunnyxoxo 3 months ago
I was watching this video and I almost wet myself laughing. You're so freaking awesome man. Don't ever change.
alexpounder 3 months ago
way is he naked!?!?!?!?!?!
LDanieli88 3 months ago
You need Dove soap in order to make Unicorn ,any other soap won't work :(
FBFTheRagingWarrior 3 months ago
lol we will be back in 45 minutes to see what happens,... 4 seconds later opens microwave
iminabandyo 3 months ago
u have better magic then dynamo :D
kozef93 3 months ago
i did this in my house and it got filled with smoke
woweasyguides 3 months ago
why did i never see this when it came out?
evilcitrus 3 months ago
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WTF is this shit?
isingtomyownbeat08 3 months ago
why is this guy #1 on king of the web? this isnt funny at all..
airrrric 3 months ago
@airrrric Thisis funny as fuck and definitely better than that pink haired cunt
xdoomedx14 3 months ago
@xdoomedx14 dont mess with panser...
goldenmulti 3 months ago
@xdoomedx14 none of them are actually making me laugh, i mean wtf, this guy needs to grow some fucking charakter, he acts like a retard on his vids, and he is a grown man, he should fucking know better, its humour for 12 year olds, he is just not funny thats why he has to act like a clown, to impress some pre-school children, i cant imagine an adult laughing at this shit.
ProPlayaz2008 3 months ago
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@ProPlayaz2008 you need to grow some grammar.
goldenmulti 3 months ago