What's Inside Doug? The Ford Spokespuppet Unzipped

[amclean999]

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JOHN TAKES HIS BONE OUT AND HIS SANDWICH, OH MY, GOSH, THE CAT BOROUED INTO DOUG'S SANDWICH & EATING THE PHILLIES INSIDE DOUG, YEAH.

[hateallthemhaters]

how dare u Roberta!

[phyllie417]

Why did I not know about this before?

[brenliew]

nyancat?

[permanentsugarhigh]

I happen to love french food and i amm free at four o clock so i will just get something on the road.....

How dare you roberta?!

lol

[EvilSweatSHOP]

Love the Kitty!! Will i get one if i buy the new focus??

[luckyballa7]

Doug: Car salesman god

[sfarooqi1]

I actually really want to buy this car now...I never thought a car commercial would ever win me over. Congrats. :)

[SgtSqueefee]

That kitten burrowed into my sandwich, and ate all the filling! XD

[honor21221able]

@SgtSqueefee how dare you roberta!

[SgtSqueefee]

@honor21221able XD...that's my ribcage...

[honor21221able]

@SgtSqueefee feel nice a wobbly loose

[lXlNismo11lXl]

Why was the bread blurred out? O_o /watch?v=ZIpx3h-0gYU

[ShadowedVeil7]

I've been looking for the man of my dreams for years... Who would have thought he would be a puppet. <3

[AwesomerSwagThanU]

Doug needs to teach me how to Dougie

[crazycrows1]

Doug, why did my parents 1993 Ford Taurus have a lot of mechanical problems? When you shovel cars like that out on to the market no one is going to buy your stuff.

[chickadudette]

John, you are very cute. Sad sometimes...but very cute and loveable. Keep your chin up!

[NioYagami]

"Look, we wrote it down to prove it." God, I lol'd.

[fawnfromdown]

lmao this is hilarious!

[CrustofCreation]

Why does John keep saying "boo"? What is that supposed to mean?

[bogyshi2]

@CrustofCreation hes just showing his disgust in doug for eating a kitten sandwhich

[erminiafes]

anyone else think that he was holding a dildo on the youtube home page??

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[donicabd]

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[forrestnnk]

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[DekaRedXXV]

what's the name of the Background? It sounds french.

[superbluewalter]

wtf iz up wit dis video?!?!?!?!?

[EvilxMerlin]

@superbluewalter

Its called comedy. Your lack of English and spelling skills are almost as funny.

[earthboundfan15]

Thanks to you. I might buy a ford.

[focusdoug]

@earthboundfan15 And thanks to you, I might get a raise.

[thebmoffice]

@focusdoug doug are you going to star in the muppets movie

[74Surfnut]

Great video guys! Keep 'em coming. You give me almost as many L.P.G. (Laughs per gallon) as the Focus gives M.P.G.

Feel free to use that.....

[zachsb3]

ford sucks so does this vid

[focusdoug]

@zachsb3 Thanks for stopping by.

[MRhydrogen100]

@focusdoug doug you sure are good at keeping yer cool, i might even go so far as to say "yer one cool customer"

[DeeperBlueThought]

@focusdoug

haha! Brilliant

[74Surfnut]

@zachsb3

Hilarious video ! And I'm free at four o'clock too...

[respectthefink]

@zachsb3 u a jerk

[Stevelord666]

@zachsb3

Hows your piece of crap import doing?

[zachsb3]

@Stevelord666 i drive a chevy fag, keep playin nintendo loser

[Stevelord666]

@zachsb3

Oho, big guy with the Chevy?! Well excuse me.

No, but seriously, I will keep playing Nintendo by the way. you know, the winners console.

[Deadeye313]

but no worries, man. Still probably going to get it. Like the ford touch stuff and it looks cooler and more high tech than my current focus (which is the 08 model in the first pic). It's better than the corolla, and save all that money the prius wants to use as gas money (what little of it the 4 cylinders use).

[Deadeye313]

So Toyota goes with the Hatsune Miku Hologram and Ford gets desperate for something half as cool and they get a puppet? What's next? Who's going to ask Foamy the squirrel to be their spokesperson?

[focusdoug]

@Deadeye313 Hmmm, looking at my first paycheck stub from February...

[Deadeye313]

@focusdoug too bad it took till august for anyone to notice you....=P

[focusdoug]

@Deadeye313 Ah, yes, I didn't know your name was Anyone.

[earthboundfan15]

Doug! Why did you eat the kitten? Please reply.

[focusdoug]

@earthboundfan15 I just like to keep her close. I didn't eat her. I store her. SHE ate MY sandwich, as a matter of fact.

[PlankenDoodle]

@Xukir

Ha!!!!! I laughed my ass off when I read those 2 comments! LMAO!

[Andreprime1000]

i saw this on my youtube account and the blurred out the turkey club and look like he was jerking off for it

[Xukir]

@xlovelycurex

Whoa. Aren't you lucky your parents make your decisions for you?

[xlovelycurex]

i rly luv these videos! because of them im seriously considiring on buying 1 of these cars when i am old enough! wuv u doug! XD

[Ichiboy900]

So on the Youtube front page it appears that a man is revealing his penis to a poor puppet. It's just surreal seeing that for some reason.

[OHLAWDCHICKEN]

American cars suck.

[focusdoug]

@OHLAWDCHICKEN Oh, I love me some over-generalization.

[guardian3847]

wow fucking retarded. who would want to buy a car that's being advertised by a fake dick?

[MRhydrogen100]

@guardian3847 i'll take this one Doug, :3847 you are the fake dick, slap yo' self. you have been served

[HumbleThudwigThud]

Kripkey!

[ShiningGlory]

Thank You Based Puppet!

[neilzep]

that muppet is a child molestor...my intuition never fails me.

My father in the 70's told me to never buy a FORD,I trust him to today.

[tdurb98]

I would say, I have no intewest in being your fwiend.

Thumbs up for Kripke.

[chentero13]

IS DOUG A CHARMANDER ???

[emogurl31797]

I...am so confused.

[SubjectXer0]

Wow I'm such a pervert for my mind to go there when it was a sandwich. Well played Doug.. Well played.

[6352Ninjas]

BAMMM

[LolisLol23]

Doug do u drive a ford? If so I will buy one if u subscribe and answer my comment!

[focusdoug]

@LolisLol23 I occasionally drive the one they gave to me for the past few months, but John is a control freak.

[eNVync51]

Im going to take a big ol' dump for 10 minutes..... when i get back, this better be the top comment

[AnimeGenex]

Charmander ate a kitten and a midget he must have been hungry.....

[GAmun14]

WHO ELSE CLICKED HERE COUSE OF THAT CENSORED ******* OR SANDWHCH!?

[xXKillaBoiXx]

anyone else think that he was holding a dildo on the youtube home page?

[CamelBallZee]

Is that rape?

[TheLegitReaper]

When it's on the front page... It looks like the guy is showing the Dino his dick. o_O

[HorrificFilms]

fake and gay

[meatallord98]

DOUG! I can i be your sidekick?

[focusdoug]

@meatallord98 I have been thinking of opening up the position. John does not know this, of course.

[meatallord98]

@focusdoug awesome i didn't think you would reply but thnxz

[TheAwesomekman]

i have literally just sitting here saying "what the fuck?!?!" to myself for the last 3 minutes. do you think that showing a dildo getting pulled out of a puppets ass will make people buy your cars?!?!

[biohazird5]

@TheAwesomekman Thats not what happened?

[TheAwesomekman]

@biohazird5 yeah but on the youtube homepage the ad had the sandwich blurred out making it purposely look like a dildo being pulled out of a puppets ass. or in other words, the people that make fords ads are idiots.

[Matt00851]

@TheAwesomekman hey dick muncher it was a sandwich

[TheAwesomekman]

@Matt00851 yeah but if you clicked on the video because of the add on the youtube homepage, it just showed a 4 second clip of him pulling the sandwich out of his ass but they blurred it out. and because the people at ford are horrible at advertising, they thought "hey if we make people think that a puppet gets a dildo pulled out of his ass in one of our ads EVERYONE will buy are cars."

[focusdoug]

@TheAwesomekman I think that's EXACTLY what they were thinking. You are a genius.

[TheAwesomekman]

@focusdoug exactly why they are idiots. i mean honestly how is a gay puppet gonna make their product sell better.

[annoyiorangeisawsome]

I can see this getting a 100million views for one thing....:its on the front page ofyoutube and the turkey club he pulled out was censored to look like a dildo..

thumbs up if you believe this will get a ton of views..for that reason

[ZuZuCupcakeLover]

wtf? i think my mind just exploded

[TheAwesomekman]

da fuck?!?! did they honestly pretend to have a dildo pulled out of a puppets ass and call the video "what's inside doug?" fucking perverts, never buying a ford.

[biohazird5]

@TheAwesomekman They pulled out a sandwich...

[Gammerman12]

Have advertisers hit their own writing block?

The answer is yes.

[Juggler1711]

is it the best idea for a car company to have dildos in their commercial?

[KathrynTLOLZ]

i find this distributing

[focusdoug]

@KathrynTLOLZ Yes, it's dispersing itself all over the place.

[shininggallade]

no one would be commenting if it wasn't for that dildo-looking-sandwich coming from doug

[ayesophie]

I'm pretty sure 90% of the people that viewed this came here to find out what he pulled out of Doug's backside.

[Druj4x]

Lov it! Made me giggle.

[OtakuOujo]

well I guess if anything this will get you talking about Ford. "Hey man you see that new Ford ad? They make it look like a guy was pulling a dildo out of a puppet's ass. turns out it was just a sandwich"

[popcornballs29]

HOW DARE YOU REBERTA ?!

[Secundas]

So, Ford is reduced to making ads where a puppet gets something resembling a blurred out dildo taken out of its butt. That's supposed to inspire people to buy a car from you?  Hell, wasn't selling a Focus hard enough already?

[ilovedaftpunk55]

@Secundas lol nope they made it harder. xD

[mollzz]

Is that Kripke???

PS- Hey Doug!

[Virchew]

sandwich or adult toy? This is the question that is responsible for at least 75% of these views... lol

[pixie4865]

SUBSRIBED

[catman63879]

ford rocks and as proof there is doug, the coolest damn hand puppet in the world!! ROCK ON DOUG!!!

[SuperFunAllTheTime]

Doug! if you reply to my comment, ill subscribe to you!

[focusdoug]

@SuperFunAllTheTime Is this subscription blackmail?

[SuperFunAllTheTime]

@focusdoug awesome! you better be happy

[Matt00851]

@SuperFunAllTheTime blackmailing fag

[ecmartz]

Gross

[SpongeSebastian]

Misleading censorship.

[focusdoug]

@SpongeSebastian Misleading. Unnecessary. Let's not get caught up in semantics.

[117DGD]

@SpongeSebastian perv asss you wanted to see a dick didnt you?

[BeardedPriest]

LOL... IT DOES LOOK LIKE A CHARMANDER !!!

[LegendOfGohan01]

lol funneh....(○ώ○)

[VideoCatFreak]

A Sub!? Well, close enough.

[TheLittlePony999]

is he putting his hand into his ass and take those stuff out?

[joewillgo]

This makes me a proud Non-Ford owner :)

[GundamBladezz]

this was funny lol

[Gracidea19]

The homepage thumbnail kinda looks like it should be called "What's in Doug's pant's?"

[IMADRWILY]

I love how this Ford-advertising channel reacts to negative comments, that isn't common.

[AriannaRouseTV]

how dare u reburta lol like if u laughed so hard lol 1:08

[AriannaRouseTV]

how dare u reburta lol like if u laughed so hard lol

[bunniesinthebank]

"OH OH WOW WOW WOW! BOO! BOO!" lol

[GreenGem24]

Censored penor

[erocktheartist]

Doug is a HOMOSEXUAL. and Ford is wrong for makeing us think that was a Dildo on the main page

[ilovedaftpunk55]

1:03-1:11 annoyed the hell out of me. This shit is so stupid.

[focusdoug]

@ilovedaftpunk55 He does have a tendency to overreact.

[ilovedaftpunk55]

@focusdoug Well he needs to relax cause it gives me a migrane.

[CptSmokeAlot]

Why did doug have a sandwich INSIDE him? Now thats a feat, If i put a sandwich inside me where would I put it? Next to my heart just like all Fords.

[NamAim1991]

Wasn't there a part where John pulled out Doug's heart? Or was that a different video?

[cinematographystudio]

ford stands for "found on road dead"

[focusdoug]

@cinematographystudio Really? The 1990s called. They want their acronyms back.

[JJAB91]

@focusdoug Aww how cute. Someone at ford is trying to fight back. Get over yourself.

[DaBigX26]

@focusdoug damn, Doug got snap o.o

[BLTwithCHEESE]

@focusdoug im subscribing just because ur coments r so witty and snarky!!! :D

[paladain55]

@BLTwithCHEESE he whipped the found on road dead guy. lol

[BLTwithCHEESE]

@paladain55 haha agreed :P

[BLTwithCHEESE]

i HATE myselff for doin thiss...but press 7 over and over

[paladain55]

@BLTwithCHEESE what is it

[ABOTango]

@focusdoug the 80s called. they want that joke back #lame

[IPGAuto]

@focusdoug - Awesome. People are just mad cause Ford stepped up and is coming out with some amazing products that leave competition in the dust. Either cause they crashed cause they couldn't parallel park themselves or ran out of gas :P Good job FORD!

[Jontium1]

@focusdoug DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT 911 AND HAITI AND JAPAN?!?

[AvocadoTomato]

@cinematographystudio So original.*sarcasm*

[Matt00851]

@cinematographystudio you good sir are a stupid dick

[cinematographystudio]

kinda funny

[BWHAAFlixYT]

this vid was funny

[bl709]

Doug, can you describe the sensation of having no ribcage?

[starks701]

@IVIathemagician He also drives a feista! :-D

[9608699]

Doug Cool.

[Younme21x]

That was so inappropriate... But I guess sex sells, doesn't it?

And don't try to deny it. You know you wanted us to think it was a blurred out penis.

[23Shinin23]

Someone used propaganda to make people want to watch this to see if there was a severed penis pulled out of a low-budget puppet Charmander...Tricky Doug you!

[xXGhettoBlasterXx]

I Thought It Was A Penis

[1Anonymouse]

everyone is an idiot and this ad sucks. who is your demographic? because the only people who would pay attention during this commercial are the fools who thought it was a "dismembered penis" or toddlers.

[yavinforce]

I was tricked by a blurred image at the homepage of youtube.

[prompko]

i was about 90% sure it was a dildo.....

[urockmysox]

BARRY KRIPKE!!

[BasementBeginnings]

Funny as hell XD

[masterjarred32]

This is pretty funny.

[marioman0296]

i thought it was a charmander... LMFAOO

[jakinthebox1]

1:01 is extremely dirty

and it is what everyone expected when clicking on this vid

[SugarFreeTargets]

40 MPG? wow that really sucks.

[KONGONTOWER]

I actually prefer the older Focus, looks more sportier and has way better rims, the new one looks like an old persons car, and for the record, if you cant parallel park, you shouldn't be driving period!

[551Danny]

We can all agree ford made the thumbnail look like a dick right?

[1000FeatheredOwl]

Me and some of my friends were watching a video, then we hit the homepage and saw the censored blip over Doug, we kept laughing and laughing wondering what it was. We saw this video and the sandwich came out and we were "hahahaha, sure, that's exactly what we thought it was, NOT!" hahahaha.

[ModelKing1000]

Why on earth did he eat an umpa lumpa???

1:18

[yellowyoshi21]

Break it down?unzipped dildo thumbnail? EWWWWW

[purestrnoobify]

OMFG its charmander from pokemon~!

[schoolsucks123456p]

@KennySherman

thats the only reason why i clicked on it