Bottom Live: The Big Number 2 tour (Part 6)

[georgeffotballmad]

well thats just effing marvelous isnt it you stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid barstard :D AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRING BACK BOTTOM

[msunami]

"Let's get on with the drama. Professor needs a wank!"

Still funny!!

[SirCraigius]

have a wank?! for 350 years? Not even Richie is THAT horny!

[Shelley1413]

2:59 the slightlest smile from Rik :)

[shoter111]

we will never know the watch gag

[mremile72]

'RUMPY PUMPY SHAGGY WAGGY OF THE OLD BAILEY WAILEEEEY!!' lmfao! =D

[imperiosus666]

DONT FUCK ABOUT

[InvasionOfficial]

Love Richie's little giggle after the Stephen Fry joke

[ZiggyPieHands]

Oh my god, the Stephen Fry reference was unbeliebably funny.

[Amatersaru1]

i like bottom...:P

[TheHumanBallsack]

"Have a wank professor!"

Even after 16 years, that leaves me in complete stitches!

[Cpt50Caliber]

Ade shud get into stand up :D

[JohncenaSuper]

When was this 1998 or what

[cole003f]

@JohncenaSuper this was like 1992

[TheHumanBallsack]

@cole003f 1995

[pinonoir302]

BOTTOM THE MOVIE!

[cole003f]

@pinonoir302 they did do a bottom movie

its called guest house paradiso

[pinonoir302]

@cole003f

COOL! 

Thank you very much!

[pinonoir302]

Have a wank professor!!!!

most certainly one of the best improvisation of Rik

[TheHumanBallsack]

@pinonoir302 Without a doubt.

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

As a huge Stephen Fry fan brought up in the New Labour, politically correct, "don't laugh at people with illnesses or anyone who' different etc" era, I shouldn't be pissing myself at the SF gag... But I am.

Damn you, Adrian Edmondson.

[SophisticatedLunatic]

Aww, Rik is always cute, even when he's not :DDD

[doctorwholover1993]

"have a wank, professor" XD no-one could get through rik mayalls oxford impression without laughing

[vi54]

in the beginning ritchy says "etting"(or something) - marvelous" what is the exact spelling or meaning, i heard it plenty times before but I just don't get it haha?

[Enleuk]

@vi54 effing, f-ing, fucking

[ACDCFan15Swe]

@vi54 Instead of f...ing he says the letter ''f'' / eff: effing/f..ing

[steclegg95]

eddie you know that great watch gag.... well i forgot to put my watch on..... classic i love richie

[KroliggBloodhoof]

ade looked a bit too pleased with himself after that fry gag haha

[Victoriam4074]

I forgot to put my watch on...FUCK! hahaha

Thats shagged that then hasnt it hehehehehehe

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

The 'talk about draconian' line is like the 'talk about Oscar Wilde' line from The Young Ones <3

[goth9ever]

i wounder what the watch gag was lol

[jakeriding53]

have you finished yet? it's just i'm beginning to understand why stephen fry fucked off

[Walters78s]

AVE A WANK LMAO

[CharGuitarGirl]

Richie:- "350 years :( it's a bit steep isn't it?".

Eddie:- "Steep?? Its effing vertical!".

[ACDCFan15Swe]

I wonder what the watch gag was xD

[fauxbrains]

"Eddie, I was trying to nobble the jury."

"You were trying to NOB the jury!"

[TruBeliever4Life]

anyone know what the watch gag was going to be?

[Songremixer123]

"You know my great watch gag?"

"Yes"

"Well I've forgotten to put my watch on FUCK!"

[MysteryEzekude]

@Songremixer123 ...Well, that's shagged THAT then, hasn't it?

[james739123]

imagen if those two were with juge judey

[MysteryEzekude]

@james739123 ...Or on Jeremy Kyle. I can imagine him being absolutely PISSED with the two.

[james739123]

@MysteryEzekude ether why, ther fucket

[ImLykeaYoyo95]

HAHA! Rik has such the cutest laugh :P <3

[24HourTeam]

Eddie is AMAZING at one liners

[Leonidas428]

It's ffing vertical XD

laughed my ass off

[NatalieeLovesMusic]

Did Stephen Fry Fuck Off? >< What Happened?

[thedarknesscallingme]

@NatalieeLovesMusic

aparently rik mayall and stephen fry did a show together and for some reason Fry had a breakdown on stage and walked off. at least thats what i have been told had happened.

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

@NatalieeLovesMusic Yup. In 1995 Rik & Stephen were in a play together called Cell Mates, but after a few performances Stephen Fry suffered with a nervous breakdown and left. This meant Rik was left alone to support the whole show. This was probably the first play Mayall did after that and so Ade decided to joke about it XD x

[NatalieeLovesMusic]

@PurpleFunnyChocolate, @thedarknesscallingme ... Thankyou (: x

[maxonian23]

Richie: You know my great watch gag?

Eddie: Yes?

Richie: I forgot to but my watch on

Eddie: *nods*

Richie: FUCK!

XD

[goth9ever]

'' whats the fucking evidence''

''you fucking did it'',

i was laughing for 5 minutes straight LOL

[Rikairiify]

That Stephen Fry gag brought me to tears OMG that was so good and well timed!

[ShroudedFury]

"Don't fuck about...."

lol

[ihatehaircuts1]

i wanna see 'the great watch gag'...

[ali1703941]

What WAS his great watch gag...? ^o) anyone know from seeing a showing where he DIDN'T screw up?

[ACDCFan15Swe]

''Smell!... eh, vest!'' XD

[upup209]

how long have we done so far? 20minutes

[dagenham1soldier]

whats he mean by begining to realise why stephen fry fucked off?

[Jessmo198]

@dagenham1soldier Rik Mayall and Stephen Fry did a live show and Stephen Fry had a nervous breakdown in the middle, and walked off. ;)

[dagenham1soldier]

@Jessmo198 ohrite is there any way of watching that?

[Jessmo198]

@dagenham1soldier I dont think so, I dont know what it was called I heard it in an interview sooo...yeah I dont know, search it on google :)

[ihatehaircuts1]

ade's pretty quick on his feet isn't he :P

[xxryan19]

@ihatehaircuts1 yes he is very fast and very random at some times xD

[x7tinkerbell7x]

Anyone know where you can get one of these prisoner outfits? I've seen someone wearing one in a photo.

LOVE BOTTOM!

[wobblybits6]

8:45 lmao :)

[super17a]

lets see from 4.35 to 4.55 to all those charges they get 350 years while pedos n killers get 10-20 years as richard would say (BOLLOCKS)

[maxonian23]

DON'T FUCK ABOUT!! XD

[caitox]

Hahahaha Rik's so cute when he says "You know my great watch gag?" Love him, love Ade - BRING BACK BOTTOM!

[Granitoons]

@caitox I wonder what that watch gag was? :) Anyone know?

[burnt62]

I love the Stephen Fry quip. Top men at their best !!

[Darkstar263]

"Steep? It's effing Vertical"

I LOVE that quote.

[LeoArctica]

Hey eddie I know!

NO!!!!

Oh all right,,,,\

wonder what richy wanted to do XD

[emmab2006]

'' Or As i Call it .. The Prosecution '' haha

[LeoArctica]

well....the fuk up!

XD

[ToiletRoller]

Bring Back Bottom!

[primal2020]

the bald guy(i forgo his name) said there to old for just talking about nob gags an sex. but he did say that they would team up again for something,but it wont be bottom

[cottonwhiskersuk]

"Eddie, there weren't any lawyers AVAILYABLE".

[koddak99]

350 years

[BggProductions]

Tappy tappy tap, tap tap tappy

[nomisnoxin]

FUCK ME, FRED ASTAIRE!

[SoapClawtooth]

Should I be the first to remark upon the paradox that they are better off in prison than in their flat? Cleaner...regular meals...lol.

[BggProductions]

LOL I never thought of that

[JWBails]

Whilst they live better in prison, they would also get buggered a lot, which I dont think theyd like

[mercedesE320fan]

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha XD

[ACDCFan15Swe]

Haha ''smell!''

[spacecat81]

LOL at the Nolans poster on the cell wall. Must be Richie's. XD

[SPeacock]

The Nolans guest-starred in an episode of Rik and Ade's underrated and overlooked sitcom "Filthy, Rich and Catflap" :)

[spacecat81]

Ah. I've only seen a few episodes of that.

:)

[SirBearization]

Reminds me of Shawshank Redemtion xD

[tnamaniac1]

this is the best bit 9:97 its fucking brilliant

[SirBearization]

Their is No 9:97 you bastard...

[tnamaniac1]

oi i ent a bastard alright it was a mistake so fuck off

[cartoonymanoony]

Richie: Call richard richard

Eddie: What should i call him?

Rich: Dont fuck about

Eddie: DONT FUCK ABOUT!!!!!!

Fucking brilliant

[CinemaBiohazard]

9:07

The Stephen Fry line is brilliant.

[tearawreck]

Twice i've heard that line now lol

[msunami]

"Steep?"

"It's effing vertical!"

[chihuahualover2903]

rik was serious when he said ''DONT FUCK ABOUT''wasnt he?

[Drwhodunnit1973]

Perhaps, perhaps not. Many people claim the "unscripted" stuff is anything but.

Who cares though? If it IS scripted, it's FUCKING funny, and it only serves to prove how talented these guys really are.

[Jackiechan39]

The "unscripted" stuff is unscripted. My mate was at a Hooligan's Island show, and he said there were some fuck up's but none of them are the same as the taped show.

[LeoArctica]

probebly XD eddie just carried on with it XD

[LeeJ2512]

i love how rik laughed the second he mentioned stephen fry lol shows these guys can have a laugh with each other and its not just professional :)

[ACDCFan15Swe]

''Vest!'' It's f..king genius

[klaatu42]

I want to know what the watch gag was supposed to be.

[barmyguy900]

Rik- "I was trying to noble the jury"

Eddie- "your were trying to nob the jury!"

XD

[rowena1327]

Rik-why did u say guilty?!

Ade- because i was drunk!

[minidredd]

lool

[AndyMHinchcliffe]

9:14. Fucking epic!

[ipfreally]

"DONT FUCK ABOUT" lol

[LewieVengeance]

what did rik say about catching a fucking bus?

[MysteryEzekude]

@LewieVengeance I think he might have been parodying the use of transport in Oxford...

[gary976]

eddie is just just so funny i cant stand hes so fucking funny

[Lita123456789]

The joke wasnt really to offend stephen and thats what comedians do is trying and make a joke out of a bad situation and stephen and rik have made up over the situation anyways.

Also that joke to me anyways is directed to taking the piss out of Rik not to stephen but thats just my opinion

[MrDazza225]

hahahahahaha u were tryin yo knob the jury

[swollower]

5:47 is cool

[MINILOCO999]

That joke Eddie made against Stephen Fry was not very nice.

[DanthemanCTU24]

Why? What happened with Steven Fry?

[MINILOCO999]

He apparenlty had a nervous breakdown.

[DanthemanCTU24]

Oh right, and he just left him to perform on his own?

[MINILOCO999]

I think so...

[DanthemanCTU24]

What an asshole, lol!

[Jordyiscute]

Rik and Stephen were going to do a play called Cell Mates together, but Stephen had a nervous breakdown and fled to Belguim

[DanthemanCTU24]

Fled to belgium, lol!

[Doca]

It was insulting Rik not Stephen, saying that Rik is such a cunt he must have drove Stephen away from the play. What he said didn't insult Stephen Fry.

[AceripXF]

Mmm i'd hold rik down any day mmm

[MayallFan35]

you and me both, acer. you and me both. :-)

[RupertDCD27]

Have a wank professer! Arrrreghhughhh

[PyramidHead2000]

"have a w@nk professor"

ROFL!!

[AceripXF]

DONNNT FUCK ABOUT! lol

[jasonswindon]

what shall we do to past the time????

[TGTAP]

HAVE A W@NK!!!

[twilightissupercool]

HAVE A W@NK PROFESSOR

[ShovelDuct]

Ade is God.

[ComradeJon]

Rik: You know my great wath gag?

Ade:...yes?

Rik:I forgot to put my watch on

Lol, you could tell Ade knew something was gonna happen off the plot

[rowena1327]

HAVE A WANK! i love it!!

[BritainVthatsme]

DARN! Now we'll never know what the watch gag was!

Also, could someone explain the Stephen Fry joke to me? It's got to be more than just mentioning his name...

[Luke874]

For some reason Stephen Fry walked off a show in the middle of it because of Rik.

[BritainVthatsme]

DANG! What could he have been doing to tick off Stephen Fry?

[cottonwhiskersuk]

No, Stephen Fry never actually made it to any of Rik's openings. (pauses for sniggers)

Shortly before opening night he disappeared for a bit, Lord Lucan style. The matter was much publicised in the media until it was finally revealed he had been laying low in Belgium, beset by some personal worries.

[ComradeJon]

During a show, Rik was constantly pissing off Fry so he walked off

[BritainVthatsme]

What show?

[ComradeJon]

that i don't know i'm afraid

[Jordyiscute]

it was called Cell Mates i think

[LeeJ2512]

no stephen fry had a mental breakdown before the show started and left rik on his own

[Wardog261291]

i was just trying to nobble the jury

you were trying to knob the jury!

[JWBails]

8:24 - 9:14

[AceripXF]

LOL loves how he goes ZOOMP lol over his head

[GreySkies15]

"You know my great watch gag?"

"Yes?"

I loved the way Ade said that lol

[jmm1233]

eddie is on fire in this part

[JWBails]

HAVE A WANK!!

[rowena1327]

It's a bit steep isn't it?

Steep? F-ing vertical

[cripplewoox]

this stuff is quality,eddie n richie are the fkin hammersmith hardmen!

[Wardog261291]

eddie, i was just trying to knobble the jury

you were trying to knob the jury!

[tommylee45]

is it me or the set in prison was a nod to "cell mates" the play that was cancelled because of stephen fry? this is one of my favourite stage shows they had made. rik and ade please reunite for another tour, there are many peopel who want to see you live.

[fraserkatie]

It was! Stephen Fry walked out of the stage play "cell mates" so this is a goof to it!

[PyramidHead2000]

According to Wikipedia Steven Fry had a breakdown before the show was finished leaving Rik alone.

[Surreal8]

"I mean talk about Draconian."

"I can't I don't know what ot means!"

Favourite line!

[Sonniku99]

heard it all before

[Sonniku99]

you bastard!!! why the fuck is this "no longer available"?!!

[IronHearse]

How about.... you REFRESH!

[Sonniku99]

it took you over 3 weeks to reply to that? i now realise that my computer had been corrupted with a virus and i was having a hard day as it was and i needed something to take my anger out on you CUNT >:(

[IronHearse]

seriously ... dude it wasn't hard and i was trying to help. TBH it should have made your day better and i really don't appreciate that you haven't called me a cunt..that's just too offensive.

[deadlykeybord]

well im pissedo off atm so FUCK OFF you CUNT

[AdeEdmondsonFan]

Ade is so cute... I'd spend 350 years in a cell with him... lol.

[helzbelzjonez]

Have a wank, professor!

LOL.

[Balloonanimal99]

I love it when they make mistakes and then plunder on, it's hilarious! "Never mind, the children didn't notice."

Its really funny when they talk to the audience and deviate from the script. LOL!

[matty007]

mayallfan iv looked up stephen fry and found the disease he had was called Cyclothymia.. (a mood disorder from which he attempted to commit suicide) just thought id put u out of your pain lol

[MayallFan35]

i'd love to hold him down and do things to him. ;-)

[brynrwilliams]

Cones Hotline LMFAO

[kelsibuck]

"I'm beginning to understand why Stephen Fry fucked off"

HAHAHA! Bloody brilliant. Rik's fan's will get that joke. Fry is a legend too but that is a bit weird what he did during that play.