Ross Noble Muffins

[247otaku]

Eat English MUFF  ..ins

[TishBracken]

I was here...But I'm not now.

[bobolishas]

i brought myself here

[lollypopman1231]

redtube brought me here

[keiracrane]

Mooffins

[bunanyaman]

i cant wait till his comes here. its gunna be great

[tenpcrisps]

I had a muffin which looks like Sloth from The Goonies, if any face-muffin fans wanna see, just ask lol

[MrStereoify]

human feces?

[MrThreshold2009]

Unfunny man. Very unfunny. Only sad posturing gits trying to be trendy like this crap. Fucking phony fuckers.

[ChayotAiKadesh]

@MrThreshold2009 Piss off ye southern bastard.

[MrThreshold2009]

@ChayotAiKadesh I'm from Manchester. Is that "Southern" enough for you?

[MsDarksecrets]

@MrThreshold2009 everyone south of the tyne is a southerner mate

[ThatComputerguy1]

@MrThreshold2009 If you think that , then whyare you watch the fucking video, Moron!

[MrThreshold2009]

@ThatComputerguy1 That's the stock answer of a moron. It's called "freedom of speech", dumb fuck. I've seen him a lot on Have I Got News For YOu, QI, etc, and wanted to see his actual live stuff. Otherwise I'd be a hypocrite to mouth off about his live act, which is actually shit after all. And you're just a fucking moron not.

[TheRiddlebox01]

I accidentally thought he said human faeces... Then a split second later I readjusted myself to his accent and realised he said faces..

[Maniceureka]

I thought he said he was looking for human feces on the muffins.

[Anotherperson01]

Got to be one of the funniest modern day comedians. :)

[betty171195]

does anyone really fancy eating a muffin after this? :D

[MishMash987]

i love how he makes it funny when he hardly says anything funny at all

[Clobberella1]

123 people have a muffin looking face

[1965CAPTKIRK]

I thought comedians were supposed to be funny.

[oatleyaintshire]

@1965CAPTKIRK

nah comedians are supposed to be really boring and dull

[CamelBlue1000]

I thought he said feces just with a strange accent first until I realized he said faces.......

[ForEvenLess]

Ross' standup is pretty much just him thinking aloud in front of an audience.

Sign of a truly hilarious man.

[fetch4fox]

@ForEvenLess Kinda of got a Eddie Izzard feel about him. Izzard always winged it a bit.

[totallykeet]

@ForEvenLess he prepares for it but to make it look completely made up on the spot. i think.. but who knows.

[PabloCreep]

@totallykeet To be honest, I saw him four times in one tour and the shows were entirely unique. The only thing tying them together was the joke he tells towards the end to draw the show to a close. The rest appeared to be completely improvised!

[LiamRedpath]

Moofin

[evileaten]

next mooffin

[CrapTurret94]

Now there is a face... next muffin.

[ecallaw2k8]

2:19 cowy face!

[ecallaw2k8]

no wait 2:12

[GoblinXXX]

I believe there's an old TWILIGHT ZONE episode about someone who sees the faces of those about to die in muffin tops... (Titled "Do You Know the Muffin Man?")

[FrankNFurter1000]

No matter how many muffins I look at....I always see Gordan Brown.

[liwymi]

i was confused at first... thought he said he was looking for human feces in muffins

[GoblinXXX]

@liwymi That would be a valuable service.

[133Jacko]

Okukok how can you say Ross noble is boring look on his channel and his videos have hardly any dislikes

[okukok]

this guy is so boring and unfunny! i mean who laughs at this shite!??!

[GReddyTM]

@okukok you've got no taste in comedy, give up on trying to enjoy comedy because if you don't enjoy this, you won't enjoy anything else.

[okukok]

@GReddyTM "no it should be there's a face next muffin. it should be...there's a face.............. next muffin." it's so shite it's almost funny.

[hackstermatrix]

NEXT MUFFIN.

[EziosBladez]

120 people couldn't find a face in the muffin.

[lovemac95]

please tell me that im not the only one who does this when im in starbucks :D

[xGunno]

not funny

[MangoLuve]

Yawn

[riaiaikido1]

I came here to hear him say 'face' at the end.

[zlipztream]

Top Gear brought you here too?

[qq88qq88qq88]

@zlipztream No, QI did

[zapatero39]

@zlipztream yea yea yea

[RedcoatMic24]

@zlipztream No, because that show is shite.

[JackChickas]

@zlipztream yeah ;D

[IamAntyPants]

@zlipztream nah i knew about him before top gear cos im that cool ;D

[neilo86]

@zlipztream No. Ross Noble brought me here.

[cctoronto]

@zlipztream yes, me too... he did a great lap in the Kia!

[mrbassman01]

@zlipztream I started watching workout programs... I've been through just about everything, including a 40 day stop motion video of a toenail growing...

[lesser260]

@zlipztream wow, your comment was 4 months ago, that means top gear is 4 months later in my country, lol

[Shortgrauzis]

@zlipztream heh. ross noble's interview on top gear was funniest ever ive seen there. ;)

[giskarduk]

@Shortgrauzis I agree, and his shows are just as funny too :)

[BigPixeller]

i want a muffin now.....

[SPARTON0Weezy]

Ooookkk

[Peacelovelaughter98]

he is NOT funny.

[mattissotrendy]

@Peacelovelaughter98 No, what you mean is, you don't find him funny. He is a comedian, therefore, he is funny.

[xcvixencx]

Russel Crowe, he has a certain muffin quality

[pjthemofo]

Great bit. I rank Noble with the likes of conolly and brand.

Izzard is on top, tho.

[YorkshireGoddess]

made us laugh during our #womengather event in Bali. every time we came across something & got stuck or needed to move on .... someone shouted out "next muffin" ! Totally daft and made us laugh ....

[ChorltonBrook]

There's a difference between something being ridiculous and something being funny. This ain't funny. His whole act ain't funny.

[alexicon89]

@ChorltonBrook Oh my, i didn't know your opinion also represented world wide fact :O

[scruffylittledog]

@ChorltonBrook It's so ridiculous it's funny! lol

[Teefm1]

Oh never mind! I worked it out. :)

[Teefm1]

"There's the...(what?)"

[mizztaylor11]

I MET HIM TODAY

[Annsla]

I love putting Audio transcription on and watching it grasp for anything recognizable.. :P

[manwithnolifeat28]

I thought he said "im good at spotting out feces in muffins" kinda made sense since he just kept going to the next muffin waiting for the one without the feces.

[Insomi]

@manwithnolifeat28 HAHAHAHHAA oh my god you made me lol

[goldenstar9]

Ross is brilliant, after Connolly he's the best in the country.

[FORTY848]

117 people look like muffins

[danthadogwithaflog]

I will never look at a muffin the same again

[DamageSkateboards]

geordie geordie geordie!

[Lobsterboyman]

@DamageSkateboards Clever boy.

[DamageSkateboards]

@Lobsterboyman i lvoe being geordie :P

[DamageSkateboards]

@Lobsterboyman i lovee being geordie :P

[AgentTasmania]

Ghaddafi looks muffinish. i hope the will-die guy sees him.

[Corporatism]

@AgentTasmania lol I just noticed your comment. I guess there was a ghaddafi muffin after all.

[Midlandscunt]

one of the unfunniest syndrome cunts ever. wipe that dribble you frizzy haired cunt

[AgentTasmania]

@Midlandscunt

says someone who calls themself "Midlandscunt"

[eldeano1]

stand up is the only way you can make a living out of looking at muffins

[themusicchap]

115 People had Ross Noble come into their muffin shop, look for faces in the muffins, and leave without buying any muffins.

[Hexagram777]

wow, I really feel sorry for the British if this is the best you can produce. I'm glad I'm an American and have hilarious comedians such as Dane Cook, Russell Brand, and Carrot Top

[Doodlewoot]

@Hexagram777 troll, russell brand is english

[JeffsCharismatic666]

@Hexagram777 Do you know Russell Brand is English and has been a comedian over here for years and the only reason you guys even know who he is , is because he married Katy Perry. Idiot !

[Eruadhiel]

@Hexagram777 BAH ha ha ha!!! ....you're being sarcastic right?

[Hexagram777]

@Eruadhiel yes, thank you for being one of the few to realize this

[Wardog261291]

@Hexagram777 Russell Brand's british, he's from Essex

[Hexagram777]

@Wardog261291 derrrrr, ya think?

[PsychoPirate1166]

@Hexagram777 russell brand is english dipshit and nobody likes carrot top and the only people who find dane cook funny are in the 7th grade.

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

@Hexagram777 Dane Cook? Haha are you fuckin jokin? there are a lot of good American comedians, but Dane Cook isn't one of them

[LFCEOIN]

on drugs 24/7

[jonnyrydin]

115 people look like muffins!

[bltsdsubbie]

I'd eat the muffin.

[helenesasha]

Brill can't get better!

[xxmissrockchickx]

best comedian ever! <3

[kirbytechno]

Next muffen

Next muffen

im a bitchlaw when im doing like celebrity faces

...lol roflomfg

[nienie50]

next muffin

[TheStalkertard]

clearly Ross saw Elizabeth Taylor's face in a muffin top.

[heartandsoul1988]

@TheStalkertard too soon

[RowanV2]

pause 3:22

[deamonxheadxx]

i had a n argument with mose on 106 rock radio about him

[MoonStruckHAM]

think this funny, watch moonstruckham 

[The8thKira]

@MoonStruckHAM No.

[yealolwut]

"oh yea, they died. oh yep, he's dead too. next muffin."

[TheHarumScarum]

For the people who don't get this guy, he's LITERALLY saying EVERYTHING that comes to his mind or whatever he's thinking at that time, things that everyone knows they have thought about before and he even put some weird cool crazy thoughts in my head also. This guy is great man.

[Danazawa]

This guy is truly fucking terrible. Just desperately unfunny.

[darkmetallica]

@Danazawa clearly the people in the audience prove you wrong.

[Mash287]

This is one of the weirdest fucking things I've ever seen, and yet I can't stop giggling. I love this man. It must be awesome hanging out with him.

[NCISman01]

"Hey Timmy, do you want a muffin"

"Yes"

"Thats a face....oh look grandma is going to die....Next muffin"

[nippletitsie]

he's such a freak. He's so amazing.

[dwaynejurcka]

....

Next muffin

[secreamia]

whats the shows name?

[twitch105]

fav comedian of all time!!!!

next muffin...

[clarissa1976]

BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGG!!

[unFayemous]

I swear, first time I heard this, I could've sworn he said "I look for human fecies in the muffins" and I was like eeeewwww

[jordanmcpartland]

he is a great comedian, but he looks like the ugly version of russell brand

[hsmzacxoxo]

@jordanmcpartland Since when is Russel Brand good looking?

[jordanmcpartland]

@hsmzacxoxo since when he has attracted over 100,000 girls to his cock

[lewisner]

Mick Hucknall looks like an over cooked muffin.

[blazingcarrots1]

what DVD is this from?

[HarlotEffect93]

The people who found this unfunny cannot laugh.

Seeing this guy live, is priceless.

[SDCParrot]

I genuinely spotted William Shatner in a muffin today.

[mitchly]

@SDCParrot So did I. Only it wasn't William Shatner it was Adrian Childs which, come to think about it.....was nothing like William Shatners face, but apart from that, it was just like him. Billy. UK

[lewisner]

@SDCParrot It must have been a very large muffin?

[xxmissbutterflygirlx]

this is what made me love ross ,he's great :D

[JorisKanters]

@KatiePuckrik u jelly?

[OscarApollo]

@KatiePuckrik Wow! Guess what? Nobody cares!

[TheAngryGingerKid]

I love Ross Noble. I saw him live about three months ago for my birthday, he was fantastic. :)

[TheSabatrixx]

NOT FUNNY

[FilzSkillz]

i have never watched a comedian for 4 minutes without laughing. But there's always room for firsts

[OscarApollo]

@FilzSkillz Let us pray that day never comes, eh?

[albertecsl]

@FilzSkillz I have.. But this is not it

[riffmagos]

He's funny without even saying much. Brilliant.

[anonymousollie]

Ross i love him :')

[lucaswarne15]

So i googled a muffin from birds eye view, Ross i saw your face? ;

[SnakeJake]

I've only seen him on QI, but he's brilliant!

[piaaguilos]

I came here to listen to Ross' accent :)

[CrammyGanstas]

@piaaguilos

he is from cramlington, near newcastle thats where im from :)

[yatter1]

@CrammyGanstas that´s strange, I understood your comment! Go figure.

[zloychechen5150]

@piaaguilos i watch his stuff just to listen to the accent as well) that alone makes you smile) i do rather like the northerners))

[MrJoviun]

going to see him tomorrow at the waterfront

[MrBoyd15]

@MrJoviun me and all! he was awesome was he not

[MrJoviun]

@MrBoyd15 haha, yes it was brilliant, there was quite an emphasise on 'cheeky poos'

[MrBoyd15]

@MrJoviun There was more than a few people going for some cheeky poos!

[MrJoviun]

@MrBoyd15 they should have waited for the piss break, pretty good night

[Luraien]

"Like some macabre muffin-based illness"

[spiralisedcat]

Ross nobles a genius

[EddieKat]

Going to see him tonight at the Lowry! Soooooooo excited!

[chairbluepen]

just seen him in the Lowry, remember, if its dead its not cheating!

[vowelsNverbsRbrokeOr]

Going to see him on tuesday can't wait!!!1

[dynamicchuck12]

i thought he was trying to say "feces" LOL

[Llynok]

'Muffin' sounds way funnier in Geordie.

[kanumbra]

wish i was there, i wouldve screamed BERT NEWTON.

now theres a muffin-faced man if ever i saw one.

[EddieKat]

@kanumbra Just looked him up and you're absolutely right! He really does look like a muffin!

[ChristopherDone]

@kanumbra Holy shit I just googled Bert Newton and he looks like Wililam Shatner does now.

DENNY CRANE.

[crowdsurfers]

this guy is hilarious ... next muffin 

[badajozb]

haha a woman at work said the other day that it looked like a sad face in a muffin, so having seen this clip before asked her to go on to the next muffin... i think she thought i was being a bit perverse when i kept saying "oh, now there is a face..."

[MercilessFx]

theres a face next muffin

[TheHannahBurger]

-Emotional Pause-

"...now there is a face."

[Yazzbutt]

I love this guy, he cracks me up. so surreal and outside the square. He's hilarious, love him to bits, could watch him til the cows come home

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

Ross Noble is well fit, man!

[NeonFXx]

I'm going to see Ross live, can't wait!

[CherryBlossom2571]

105 arent goin for the next muffin

[Outofpetrol]

105 people have muffin faces

[snowyalbino130]

At first I thought he said he looks for "human feces". Creeped me out............ funny video though!

[19melina92]

god I love his accent..

[EtherealNectar]

LOL! Macabre muffin-based illness XD

[BoysenberrySorbet]

There's a fey-uss.. Gotta love that accent :)

[lewisner]

Mick Hucknall looks a muffin 8-)

[wafflecakepans]

This guy needs to go to Mindfuck.com

hidden faces EVERYWHERE