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  • Alucard's dick is LITERALLY like a baby's arm holding an apple. Bravo!

  • This was hilarious.

  • All of you need to come out the closet already... >_>;

  • aff

    

  • you should make a weird mod montage! ;}

  • "!!ahhhhhhhhh DICK ATTACK!!"

  • ALUCARDick or maybe the failed fusion dance attempt by Soma and Alucard

  • FEAR THE DRAC-U-DICK!

  • i approve the name of this technique. go ahead, dear vampire hunter.

  • ...alucard hitting a girl doll with a dick...need i say anything at all?

  • the text was chinese but they were speaking japanese lol

  • lmao

    

  • Do NOT fuck with a guy who can punch a guy with his dick.

  • His dick can punch, and slash with a sword?! wtf is Alucard capable of if he ACTUALLY fights?

  • ALUCARD JUST BONED THAT MIGDET lol

  • Why is his dick blue?

  • so, considering the way those evil butcher enemies work... Alucard could have potentially blocked a knife with his penis. awesome.

  • lolz

  • Imagine this with the beam rifle....oh god.

  • RRRRGH DICK ATTACK !!! TAKE IT... DICK ATTAAAACK!

    I frigging DIED laughing.

  • Super dick attack XD

  • What did you say? A Horse's Wiener?! Now Guys that's Dangerous Don't let your Guard down! XD

  • this made me Lol

  • .....ew.

  • Soma-fist-crotch?

  • It is assumed that super-attacks with erections?

  • edit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • GRRRRRRRRR DOCK ATTACK!!

  • i think i saw a better hack of this somewhere with alucard resized to soma's size, still a bit glitchy and short on frames but looks well made, well, nice video, just lower your voice a bit, kinda hurts if using earphones

  • youre a fag

    

  • You absolutely must make a recording of Alucard using Excalibur and the other ultimate sword like that.

  • 1:05 Lmao Alucard is so bad ass that he merely kills everyone with humiliating dick slaps... and yes that goes for Chuck Norris too.

  • HOLY FUG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SINCE THE MAD BUTCHER THING STARTED xDDDD

  • is that chuck norris in desguise

  • wow...imagine what succubus has to say about this...

  • @bluezero789 probablly '' *o* FOOD <3 ''

  • COCK OF DOOM!!!

    xD

  • Wow. This video hilarious.

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  • damn he's too tall XD

  • Did you know if your life is small and you can't get to the save room

    Then talk to Mina Hakuba....Everytime you talk to her she gives you life...

  • It looks like a fist that's growing from his STOMACH...

  • since when did alucard became a jerk?

  • It's my imagination perhaps...but...actually, Alucard kill monsters and demons with his own dick? WOW! he's better than Chuck Norris if he can do that hahahaha

  • The japanese characters read: AKATSUWONO MENUEWATO.

  • @mustacobra U mad bro?

    Look up "Parody" in the English dictionary. Better yet, actually learn English first. Then again, your head's probably too far up your own ass to be able to read.

  • @berserkchip You're a rude little douche, arn't you? 

  • @MajBlood huh

  • @MajBlood

    what douche mean?

  • @IBroLLyISePhIrOtH Technically it refers to a woman cleaning out her pussy.But in this context, it is used merely as an insult. Think asshole. 

  • @MajBlood douche

  • @mustacobra and you don't know english hou fuckin' moron

  • and sorry for hou its you and not whit its with

  • @mustacobra HAHAHAHAH YOU CASTLEVANIA NERD KID BEFORE RAGING OR TRYING TO TROLL LEARN ENGLISH OR YOU'LL BE THE MORON!!! HAHAHAHA GET A LIFE! HAHAHA

  • @mustacobra wow.

  • Take that dick, zombie!

  • stay away from dracula,he has herpes LOLOLOL....three hands to bang a chick with

  • @sephiroththephoenix I just can't stop laughing right now dude...LOLXD!!

  • stay away from dracula,he has herpes LOLOLOL and rofl.......RAPE APE

  • i named my save alucard,i named it that because I AM ALUCARD,OH MY GOD WUUU!!!careful hitting the zombies with your dick,you could get aids.

  • i named my save state alucard,i named it that because I AM ALUCARD,OH MY GOD WUUU!!!

  • where i play with alucard please pass me the code?

  • cock slapping opponents

    

  • hey Alucard! dont forget to wear a condom! you dont want to get STD fucking up all these dead meat! [...] Oh great! yeah, use the katana, thats a great improvement already! safer than a condom! :D

  • my sister would SO play this !

    LOL !

  • fuck swords and a whip, Alucards gonna slap u shitless with his dick. (i did not mean to rhyme)

  • Hahaha dick attack!

  • haha

  • Haha. COME ON MIDGETS

  • LOLOLOL

  • he attacks with his ponos and his catheter........ EEW! GLITHC WIN!!!

  • wut happens when u use the balore soul? XD

  • Imagine what it would be like with the kaiser knuckle....

    SUPER FAST WET SLOPPY DICK ATTACK GO!

  • what a hack?!

    lol alucard is also in the aria f sorrow but he is not playable..... using his false name gennya arikado.....

    remember what yoko belnades said Aluca.... then she said some name because she also know that Soma Cruz is also Dracula.. so when soma or dracula knew that genya is alucard soma must kill alucard!

  • ya and it proves it in dos

  • ajajaj XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Alucard:PENIS!

    Dr.Robtnick:hey!THAts my job!

  • *Goes up to Mina* DICK!

  • you should equip the kaiser knuckle.

  • Hence the name..Wet Sloppy Dick Attack.....Haha.

  • @XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX HAHAHAHAHA! XD

  • ?????? Alucard attacking with Mr. Happy.... Riiiiiiight.... o_0

  • He is that strong.

  • LMFAO

  • HAHAHAHA DUde amazing :DDD

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