Sam Harris recites CRANK THAT song lyrics by Soulja Boy Tell'em

[lanettecamp01]

Watch me do......hahaha

[nlitement]

There is no doubt that DeAndrez Cortez Way's mastery of the English language and paced, rhythmic and deep delivery of his poems will be required reading to any English student in a reputable university within 200 years, as academics and lovers of poetry alike will analyze and deconstruct this piece of fine poetry to discover glimpses into the high culture and zeitgeist of the 2000s decade.

[BMONEYSLO]

I was watching this at midnight the other night and i woke up my whole family with my laughing haha!

[KINGBLACKY1]

Hahahahahaha

[KINGBLACKY1]

HahahahaahHahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[misscholita520]

Lmfao ! Love diss vid

[Deathrunner554]

I be fresh up in this BITCH! haahaha

[jayfett24]

supah man that hoe.

[franny1992]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! havent laughed like this in a minnnn! & im blackk !

[MeloT6]

thi is great! can you please make this available to view on mobile phones?

[MeloT6]

This is great Sam! Can you make this video available to view on mobile phones? I would like to share this with as many ppl as I can while on the go!

[SamHarrisCOM]

@MeloT6 No idea why it wasn't! Should be all set now. :-)

Webmaster

[AppleAppleonthego]

wwhhaaattttt..? is this even.just.. WHATT?

[SamHarrisCOM]

@AppleAppleonthego what?

[nyc2b4me]

LMAO! Sam I luv ya and this was HE-larious!

[hamzah938]

This is the priority of thought that is now occuring in the next generation! I must have someone like this to help me run my Company!

[celpabedn]

owned this music is crap and he exposes it, fucking ownage, black music is dead, i only listen to older black music....

[Jen9109]

lmao!

[HawX192]

i loled with "cc" xD

[TheRealPrizeRebel]

"Hat-ers get angry cuz i got me some BathenApes" lol pronouced Hate-ers 1:50

[SamHarrisCOM]

@TheRealPrizeRebel don't be hattin'!

[SamHarrisCOM]

Looks like there are almost 400 hatters!

[BoneDealer]

@SamHarrisCOM Oh sweet, because I was thinking about getting a nice fedora. Or is it just general haberdashery?

[PuffsofVenekor]

00:18

[MrXrofl]

is that opening song from fusion frenzy? i miss that game.

[Haitiangroove17]

Riveting.

[crarycourtney14]

lol tat is so funny i almoset peed my pant by lafing

[crarycourtney14]

lolo this is so funny im lafing so much i almost pee my pants

[Gishuzzaji]

How does he not Laugh hysterically? haha

[ohnoitsme49]

NOPE!..........you can't do it like me.

[Spakaider]

Lmao, thought of Platoon immediately with that song.

[bulldozer26]

Super Man That Bitch. Super Man That Bitch. SUPER. MAN. THAT. Bitch!

[Tisha10118]

@bulldozer26 LOL! Funniest part! ;)

[BaldButWigged]

ur so funny

[kaitlyn1056]

hahahah my god its sooo serious lmfao

[samiexo1]

superman that ho, superman that ho, SUPERMAN. THAT. HO.

[BrandiLovesMickJones]

WATCH ME DO NOW WATCH ME DOOOOOO!!! I laughed so hard!

[tmacc]

cool classic

[foxhole3]

this makes you realize how stupid that song is

[clickityclow2004]

IT HIT A MILLION I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR 3 YEARS... TAKE THAT HATTERS

[cctv910]

Please Come Check Out My Music and Subscribe

[Jago2920]

Man this is kind of funny.

[XxV3NGEANC3xX]

You really do understand how crap these lyrics are when there read out like this, hilarious lool, hattas.

[NorrinRadd1984]

LMAO when you read his lyrics in a serious manner you can actually hear how stupid they really are. This is just perfect.

[Morkitu6610]

you gotta search yasha swag that white boy got mad skills

[dchimusoro]

I love this!!!

[bigsisterakh]

this video makes me crack up every time i watch it!

[jacainrules]

OMG I HAVNT SEEN THIS IN A LONG TIME

[prettywyngsyour]

♪..this dude sounz so funny..."superman that whore" lol..♫

[piggykrap]

For some reason, I get reminded of the movie Platoon when I see this video...

[SamHarrisCOM]

@piggykrap ... things that make you go hmmmmm.

[xXjessiexnimXx]

@SamHarrisCOM brainiac? haha is that off brainiac? btw love it when that slow song played HAHA! "i CRANK it EVERYday." :D

[CreoleCommando]

@piggykrap Thats b cuz the music in the background IS from the movie.

[raidenzero]

@piggykrap "For some reason" - perhaps because it was in the fucking movie eh? Prick

[stot3]

AND TO CLEAN OFF THIS HOE!

[tootiieandmessiie10]

i love how he says hatas! its so effin funny!

[stephen99txc]

SUPA - MAN - THAT - BITCH! I lost it. That was amazing.

[CaliSwaggDistrict]

lmao!!! impressive!!!

[Kamtown]

- Lmfao...Roosevelt.

[spirit2fusion]

HAHAHA!

[TheCheesyProductions]

XD

hahahahahhahahahahahaha

[GuitarTeacherACDC]

whats the song at the begining lol

[CallMeTheHunter]

wow this makes me realize how dumb the lyrics and this entire song are

[kannoos75]

wow.... sam ur face look like a 10 year old boy's face

[kannoos75]

wow.... sam ur face look like a 10 year old boy's face......

[Xolin11]

#LOL win

[ATGAlonzo]

OMG HAHHA

[Dorikufa]

rofl

[einffg]

LOL/HA HA

[BuyGoldNow29]

WOW! This is one of the funniest, most awesome videos ever.

[fabooluzz]

I love how he say "hoe"

[Slmjm884]

This crap is funny as hell looooooooool

[spitball33]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funnyst shit ive ever seen in my life. omfg

[forloveoffilm]

WOW! This is one of the most insulting, degrading, denegrating statements made against Africian-Americans. Honest, insightful, and alas, all so very true.

[SamHarrisCOM]

@forloveoffilm Sam is not insulting or degrading anyway. He is merely reciting lyrics to the song.

- Sam's Web Guy

[ciaraslegsarehot]

@forloveoffilm Unlike the last one who commented on your vomit of personal hatred, I understood the less than clever response you made....trash comes in all colors and ignorance in every social class. You need to look no farther than the mirror to discover that

[ciaraslegsarehot]

@forloveoffilm Unlike the last one who commented on your vomit of personal hatred, I understood the less than clever response you made....trash comes in all colors and ignorance in every social class. You need to look no farther than the mirror to discover that

[chrisplus23]

@forloveoffilm I think soulja boy did that for himself...

supersoaking prostitutes? not insulting or degrading atall..

[chrisplus23]

@forloveoffilm @forloveoffilm I think soulja boy did that for himself...

supersoaking prostitutes? not insulting or degrading atall..

[stot3]

@forloveoffilm So are you calling Soujaboy an insult to African Americans?

[yourmom794]

@forloveoffilm You're a fucking idiot.

[yourmom794]

@forloveoffilm How could this possibly be degrading? WOW! You're a retard.

[easye7]

@forloveoffilm Because that song is representative of a black people?

[fuzzcow]

2:51

[CrazyLazyBiatch]

haha he sounds like a preacher

[mackdee911h3]

THIS IS HILARIOUS MAN.... got any more like this?

[SamHarrisCOM]

@mackdee911h3 I have made him do some odd videos like this once in a while, but he has had no time to do anything with do many tv and show projects in the works. But keep digging... his "2 girls 1 cup" reaction is fun. --- Sam's Web Guy

[mackdee911h3]

THIS IS HILARIOUS MAN.... got any more like this?

[Fitplayer66]

Poses the question of how can someone with the lyrical ability on the level of a 8 year old can become famous.

[souljagirlwifey1]

lol

[SecularTechnology]

@souljagirlwifey1

Pejis

[souljagirlwifey1]

This is the most funniest i ever saw!!!!! Soulja boy should favorite this........ LOL

[Fitplayer66]

How does a kid with the lyrical ability equivalent of an eight year old go platinum?

[3aav3]

LMFAO

[777kru08]

AWESOMEEE!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha i love this man!

[Rachael77]

this was hysterical!!!!

[pimpin2470]

yuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaa hatterz...lol rofl

[msmonica886]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MrChaccaron]

ROFL HATTERZ XD

[SamHarrisCOM]

Don't be hatting!

[OutOfThisRoom]

haha

[dd9679]

he doesn't know what Bathin' Apes are XD

[CageEterniteen]

LMFAO @ the end when he's crying bahahha

[tradog123123]

fuunnny as fuck

[MrsNicky001]

iReamember when iFirst seen this video Years aqo;; iDIED OF LAUGHTER

[candiceevans1]

does soulja boy realise he is illiterate lol,,,what a mindless nigga

[LoLoNfriends]

i love how when he says supaman that bitch and the music gets all dramatic!!! lol

[DragonInfraXtremeRGT]

lol hes reading it like its poetry

[nao1163]

now watch me yuuuuuAAAAAA XD

[Problemchild975]

I love when he says "Man that shit was ugly" at 2:27 I think. Like his face just says "WTF" its so funny omg this guy is hilarious, and when he says bitch.

[rupefan]

Funny.. As... Fuck XD

[Simonomon2]

this is hilarriioussss omggg

[666MjFan666]

my dad cried laughing at this!

1:38

1:43

2:34

2:52

2:58- 3:03

3:27

3:45

loool

[kuroineko13]

Thank you, Sam Harris, for proving that Soulja Boy is serious business!

[cappnoni]

This is the funniest shit Ive ever seen and I know its old but I cried laughing at this. This was hillarious

[lordsilens]

every once in a while this still comes on the radio, but all i can picture is the fantastic work done by Sam Harris as he turned this reading into a "classic"

Thanks Sam

[Tornadod45]

this is the funniest video iv'e seen so far.

[yukiookami261]

LOL 3:03 supaMAN that bitch

[polkaspotsss]

Someone once argued that this song actually has a hidden meaning. I think you have to be high on every drug in the book and/or be half retarded to find a meaning in this song. -.-

[duchess93]

@polkaspotsss

i think what they meant by hidden meaning is that on the outside it seems as if the song is about a dance, but it's really about a guy ejaculating on a female

[Neutral666]

this is so funny it shows what the written word and lyrics of our days really are, its so ridiculous when you think about it.

I wouldn't be able to write lyrics that bad if i was piss drunk and high with a pole up my ass eating dog shit.

[NYCEcreamFUNKEY]

This is proof of Soulja Boys retardation.

[mackdee911h3]

i'd rather listen to this than the original

[clickityclow2004]

it KILLS me how he says haters (hat-erz) and how he says bitch at 2:53

[SamHarrisCOM]

don't be hatting!

[clickityclow2004]

lmao im not a hatter

[SamHarrisCOM]

Good.  We need less hat in the world.

[TheADDanny]

hahahahahahaaaaaaa

[chicainger]

I Got Me Some Bathin Apes! I always assumed he sang "I got me some baby makes". And i thought "baby makes" was some horrible new slang for "woman", as in baby maker.

Not that that would make the lyrics any clearer :P

[FifaGenerationUK]

2:43 onwards looooooool

[peopleimthebest]

lmaoo its the best!

[tingaling124]

Hahaha that was brilliant :p

[tward78]

LOL @ THIS HAHAHA

[TLKDPROD]

FUCKIN AWESOME.

A Classic without a doubt !

[mykell83]

LOL!!! The Crying at the end was Classic!! You are a funny man Mr. Sam Harris!

[Cyphlix]

Lyrical diarrhea doesn't matter when you recite / sing / dance it with a passion!

[DixiePerkins]

I love this video sooo much. :D How did you ever keep a straight face?

[dessepooh]

lol i aint seen this in a min. and it stil crackz me up

[wRaThOfDa1]

WTF? this is soooooooo funny

[lynnboy87]

OMG this is awesome and funny and thought it was cute that he cried at the end cause it proves that he is human i mean i cry during tear jerkers movies

[leggytime]

lol he CRIES at the end!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow

[leggytime]

lol he CRIES at the end!!!!

[WhoRU132]

Im jocking on your bch ass..lolz!

[ThetaDegree]

It's official. You win. You WIN, sir.

Music today has no talent in any lyrics. Al people care about is the beat and tune while they listen to lyrics a five year old could write.

[moeisa867]

rofl..no commentttt ;)

[RubixLoosers]

haha this is so epic :D

[neo1303]

the funny thing is that he dosent know what he's reading!

;)

[dgadza]

i'm pretty sure even if he didn't know what he was going to read, he would probably have done research first. but anyway, im pretty sure he already knew. he's not an old man after all

[william8254]

no comment worthy of the video

[mrsjfwarren]

lmpao! lol

[SteveTurosky]

LMAO, ahahaha

[orenbj88]

LOL! one of the best video's on youtube! *bow*

[nooneveryimportant]

masterpiece:) im cryin' poetry on the highest level of sensitivity:)

[xxTatendaxx]

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa­haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! dis iz 1 of de funniest things i've eva seen. lol

[gloomyrain2]

this is too damn funny lmao

[calminglavender]

I'm crying. It was so beautiful.

[gloomyrain2]

was he preaching lol

[xthickness12]

This is some funny sh*t. Did y'all check the music in the background?

[gojiiita]

yeah yeah ^^

just sweeteroo that shit right thur

[leanne1973]

PML!

[lizichell]

It just goes to show the rubbish lyrics in todays music

[WWEinvadesTNA8]

i can't believe people still use the word rubbish. damn english

[emjay1264jr]

who is to say that one language is better than the other! This type of mentality is what leads to the stupid wars in the world today!

[steves2kool]

I agree with lizichell.

Most of the rap lyrics today are garbage. They have no substance what so ever.

[craigallyn]

Can we get Maya Angelou to read that?

[meathook3000]

Put a tear in my eye. . .

[baxterdexter500]

wh the fc lol

[icansingtoo]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­ Dead!!!

[123kunta]

hahhahaha

[skydragonslash]

Holy shit. Worst lyrics ever. Why is this popular?

[actressindemaking]

Sam, my friend, you are wonderful. i love watching all your vids and congratulations on your most recent Broadway project! you're amazing...=D

[conocimento]

The ending was classic.....watch me super soak that......snif sniff sniff....... that was tooooooo funny

[karmenarlene]

ohhhh hell.

[vulcan280]

it would be so much better if u preached it

[150133]

haha he called him a poet. if he's a poet than iam God...

[Metalhead3287]

he's an amazing poet !!! lol omg i couldent say that with a straight face fuck....

[BabyGirlzMusic]

lol this is hilarious im roflmao

[tpagie1993]

haha at 1:39 is halarious

[yellan499]

yay 3000th comment!

[SamHarrisCOM]

scary!

[TheOrangeDank]

I have no idea how you didn't laugh. I would of died. HAHA