'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

[rmac1128]

not funny. all i did was read the actually funny news headlines scrolling on the bottom. only good part of the video

[AvoidDrunkDialing]

God bless American and her gays.



[KMLVIDEOS]

SEVEN!

[loleyeduntcare]

Thumbs up if you knew this wasn't real.

[12Ahoc]

If a gay man can take showers with other men in the military, why cant we have co-ed showers as well :(

[thrashandburn1022]

"Shaving Private Ryan" was about the first openly gay soldier in WWII. So they aren't quite untouched.

[ricknica]

US MATHEMATICIANS ROUNDS PI DOWN TO THREE.. HAHAAHAHAH . CHECK THE NEWS LINE AT THE BOTTOM

[manti5h00k]

HAHAAAAA pure minds????? PWUAHAAHAHA YEAHHH RIIIIGGHGHTTTTT HAHAHAHAHA xD

[kryckeestrooff]

This isn't the satire it appears to be, you see the only people who don't fight in wars are those that run the financial systems and Government! Think about who it is that is running our world and why Gay's have been granted Special rights in most countries except those that are being attacked even now! Still think this is just Satire??

[PeterRabbit01]

Generals don't generally wear colonel ranks

[memoxbieber]

the news line at the bootom is so funny i liked the one that says "boring guy dies"

[aarandir]

Lol, he says seven with such brilliant conviction! Fantastic!

[sylvur]

Is this for real? Awesome! When WW3 hits, I'm sticking my cock in a guy's ass so I don't have to fight! WOOT!

[darby126]

what the fu** is he talking about i dont not join the army so a gay person can live i thing this guy is out of his mind. what made him come on "TV" with that bull Sh** I think it is all american's job to keep the US sure in the time of war (sraight or gay) oh my bad your not on the front lines.

[TheGrayWolf96]

@darby126

Relax, it's THE ONION. Look it up.

[Anklusos]

@darby126 ... THIS IS A SATIRE DUMBASS.

[pirox1234]

"In defence of america's precious precious homosexuals"

[shadshood223]

is he serious?

[LadyDeirdre]

The Onion was originally a satirical newspaper. It's grown since then, but it's still a producer of satire.

[shadshood223]

@LadyDeirdre so my question makes me looks stupid now :) thx for the info

[ridewave444]

Lol A good one.

[tifaishot]

ha my soul is worth 7 of a straight guys soul so ha take that bitchs lol

[rtvandle]

brilliant

[apostel13]

omgflol :')

[Morthagg]

"Seven."

Pahah, priceless.

[SoullessAtheist]

It must be true.

[RadialSkid]

Best line on the crawler: "BORING GUY DIES."

Almost as good: "RECORDS REVEAL THOMAS PAINE'S 'COMMON SENSE' NOT CHECKED OUT OF LIBRARY OF CONGRESS SINCE 1817."

[nitch543]

SEVEN

[waddy1995]

god bless america and the gays

[ayemaynedayyy]

how can you say that you love or hate an entire group of pepole?

[randy109]

Good thing there's no gays in the Navy...

[darzinth]

Seven. rofl

[Alcazar1024]

Seven! :D

[GetTheHook]

LOL this is pretty funny.

[tpiv]

*yawn*

[epaubel]

The military is right to prohibit gays to dress uniform. They are indecent guys and cowards before a real combat.

[bincoln]

you've spent a lot of time studying gays?

[epaubel]

No, I don't study them... I ignore them. I believe your worry is just because you love them.

[danny54125412]

Why not love them? Gay people are great people

[LaReinaDelBarrio]

Epaubel, one of the passengers of the flight on 9-11 that went down in the field was GAY. He's the one who said "Let's Roll!"

Kiss my patriotic American ass, you haters. Let America watch me read your freaking beans in front of the world!

[epaubel]

He said: "Let´s Roll... out of the plane!" LOL

And, by the way, what the hell is this fucking gay name "La Reina Del Barrio"? Are you singer at a gay night club?

[Virshia]

Wow this is awesome! I love Onion News!

[DarkTranceWizard]

"God bless America and her gays."

OMFG THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY LIKE HOLY SHIT.

[whyrms]

seven...

[OzzyOstwand]

veery funny... can't believe it

[CachersWorks]

How many soldiers lives is the life of one gay man worth?

Seven.

OMG!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Thats hilarious!

[res08hao]

It would be funnier if he had a dick in his mouth.

[kiman360]

So true, of homosexual treatment. Kill a homo, FBI comes in. Kill a christian, no one cares.

[mtf10]

You dumbass, this is a satire of how ridiculously anti-homosexual this country is.

[ShaxAMV]

@mtf10 I think it's actually satirising how anti-homophobic this country is.

[tarnashun]

oh, i don't know....in large groups...publicly....with large hunger-crazed lions maybe? i think that might get people to start caring about this important happens-every-day-and-no-one-c­ares issue. let the fbi deal with them there homos, but let's get the public involved with the christians with a capital c.

[blessedhell0024]

"So you're saying that the militaries entirepurpose is to fight so that homosexuals dont have too?"

[VeiledHeathen]

precious bodily fluids!

[ladyvoldything]

So how many American lives is the life of a bisexual worth? Three and a half? i? Divide by zero?

[cyproshull]

Did you just divide by zero!!!

omg!!!

[flyboy339745]

"How many soldiers' lives is the life of one gay worth?"

"Seven"

roflmao

[tgrx]

"boring guy dies" lol

[gearsofmom]

I thought that was real rofl!

[leitermann]

Haha, 7!

[wgjhey]

"God bless America and her gays." XP

[wgjhey]

"..Nor should their fragile physchies [heads] be subjected to the horrible sights that occur on the battlefield. Their pure minds should be reserved for man on man or woman on woman romance." XD lolzzzzzz

[whiteyonwelfare]

lmao "7"

[CRLyle1]

LOLOL "Seven." omg that was hilarious.

[NecrosisOfLight]

oh it totally was. Like the answer to the question being, EXACTLY, 42

[sketchphonics]

hahahaha read the bulletins at the bottom. the first one is, "Dennis Kucinich raises 10,000 dollars at 10,000 dollar a plate dinner fund raiser."

[Tuxster3]

LOL!

For a moment, I thought this was REAL! :D

[macychick]

I did too!

[JoeFranko]

7, I thought it was 11? One better than 10. LOL!

[jrh323]

Chosen people... pentagon be praised

[RexNunc]

OnIoN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loonatis]

i kno someone said it already but seven!? lol

[anticlimatic21]

.. a snow white colt??

[kissnellie]

They don't have any pure-er minds than anyone else in the world.

[DJLorenzen]

Seven haha

[korny3354]

haha true lol

[waltzx]

SEVEN lmao

[fugativemascot]

Hahahaha! Man vs. Man from man vs. wild!!! =D Hahahaha!

[lascivit]

i knew it.

[AirAzonaRadioLLC]

HAHAHAHA!!! That's so funny... totally made my day! If only it were true though.

[cristolxpistol]

WOW WOW WOW. that was too funnyy

[Chaser2666]

ROFL LMAO LOL HAHAHA holy crap that was funny

[otakunorth2]

"7"

lmao

[artisastate]

this is probably the funniest thing i've seen in years. i even said we're too precious to waste.

[Tw1ddle]

that's absolutely hilarious! :D:D

[skinnychef]

oh, he didn't! hahaha!