Lindsay Lohan is my Favorite Crazy White B*TCH

[girlupthestreet]

maybe im a douchebag too bc i totally agree with most of the things he say

[Thyreus123]

To be fair, cell phones were invented for use outside of the home.

[kaashaas]

that phone was HUGE!!

[Lakers52095]

You were much better looking in this video than in your new vids

[turntyle]

"Yes ladies, I do live with my mom"

Fuck I want a shirt like that

[1313becca1313]

psh, you and you're common sense.

[SuposedArt]

@1313becca1313 *your! Dear God it is "your".

[1313becca1313]

@SuposedArt oops, thanks for you're correction. haha I kid I kid!! (I hate it when people get that wrong, lol)

[clleftguard]

no cuts, congrats :)

[SolasLunas]

I tried watching this and got a hilarious error message form youtube (it's fixed too)

while(1);{"errors": "I call shenanigans", "success": false}

haha, shenanigans

[rionhunter]

Liked the number 80,000 in this video.

[Kevvl14]

First!

[lace020]

...fucking iq of a cabbage LOL

[sasuke1145]

I think he looks better a little heavier.

[MrSexPants]

He was really sckiny why did he fatten so much.

[makcccp]

The shirt is hilarious.

[leachlance]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA your job is a joke.....so are you.....

[TheSlyRipper]

@leachlance Really? He's on more than $250,000 a year.

[HelloDollies]

PS. That WAS a terrible off rhyme.

[theshion005]

It took him a while to find his footing. He's been getting a lot funnier recently.

[lylestaffel]

defranco is a boss now, but he was such a fuckin douche bag back then :(

[SwiftNyce]

hahah dumb bitch i rather avoid the pointless drugs which is what im doing still and been doing fine...

[EpicFailStudios1]

Uh why the fuck should everyone try drugs?

I'm gonna stay away from that shit, but you know, you can have fun fucking up your life with them and your future kids.

:D

[TheAden101]

u look better like this why why u change

[Colbys1337vids]

ya right. he looks like a homo here.

[zesty555666]

hes not funny at all

[Shrekdor]

coke really isnt that bad. but to each their own. love your show bro.

[LisaBreeBranch]

less swearing would have been nice =/

[TheDoodlecakes]

that was some powerful stuff phil xxxxxxxx

[OmenFrog]

Haha! Yes. Anyone who takes heroin or coke is pretty retarded :P

[shiesterjr]

just looking at ur name i can tell ur like 6 and u hav eno clue about drugs so dont talk about subjects u dont kno about note ; i do not do drugs

[alconababy01]

@shiesterjr Before you start dissing others, you might want to learn how to type.

[OmenFrog]

@shiesterjr Wtf? I was agreeing with you, dumbshit! And I'm 18!

[miaudlxp2]

a certain someone shreds all her clothes at deluxepeopledotcom ... guess who!

[Fatsackofballs500]

He man be a bit more sensitive my uncle died from cocaine addiction cause when he was 13 he got pier pressured into and then died when he was 23 and he my older cuzs father and she hasn't had a dad since she was five and she's 14 now so you can go fuck yourself Phil

[denixos]

boo

[watchthis999]

LOL 80 THOUSAND movies a year...

:P

early phil...gotta love it

[xgotarox]

i don't know if doing coke is as stupid as you think, philip, but it's not smart either.

[OverSoft]

Coke is stupid. People snorting that stuff can only talk about 1 thing. Coke...

I hate drug-users...

[xgotarox]

i hate people who make inappropriate generalizations...

[BohemeMistress]

this sounds like your latest one

[xXxNerdyTacoxXx]

omfg. u are so hot.

[bozy99]

this videos audio quality is sooooooooo bad

[cecisota12]

phil! ur sooo hawt in these vids! ur so skinny :D i remember now how i used to watch you and be like aww! i wish i knew him better... (unintentional creepy much?) you're still awesome, maybe even awesomer if... aw, man i dont want to seem superficial, but... ten pounds off and your awesome hair back? please? anyone agree?

:) i love you phil!

[iLuvTacos42]

oh wow i totally forgot phil's vids looked lyk this! i love that with all the money etc he's still managed 2 keep his style

[Ub3rUberL33t]

i think phil is awesome but today in his vids he's 10 times better

[sqwonk11]

Christ. He sounds like he's gunna drop dead.

He needs to "GET SOME NUTS!"

[DemonFox43]

phil looks really sexy in his old vids :D

[aznk3n444]

this is like a badly done asian movie dubed

[Fuzzy3676]

munchies have taken their toll over the years.

[otc92]

holy shiznit phil, you're skinnier here.

[CHRONICB4BY]

Cause he is not wearing green like in the Station video's.

[MusicVidsMadeByME]

holy shit! you look so cute!

[yowassupimben]

hey guys how come old phil seems to have a deeper voice

[JT89forbreakfast]

i just watched ur new vid bout lookin back 3 yrs so i watched this one again lol ur better now but ur more like not giving a shit back when u made this vid

[rockstaremopal]

his was one of ur vid from 3 years ago

[firedrake110]

Old Phil doesn't give a shit, he comes right out and plays it hard. I might hafta go and watch all his older stuff

[guatepower]

I totally agree, he sounds like he doesn't give a 1/4 of a fuck lol

[TLRtheory]

wow... i was won at line 1... because every cellphone I buy has a full 100% connection everywhere except my room too.

[FMAfan0444]

yea phil was SO skinny xD but less funny, now hes a lot funnierXD

KEEP IT UP!

[brendanbrendanbear]

old philly d is weird

new philly d just cuts out the akward

[Kami9799]

Anything with a needle is evil? What if someones diabetic? lol

[0takuN64]

lol my gf is a diabetic... does that make her evil?

[Kami9799]

well, it looks like it! good luck with that man! lol

[bwsNJD]

damn phil.. u used to be skinny.. lmao

[youdontknowme90]

ahhh i remember these days of Philly D haha.

[germanrod23]

bored

[coejack]

hahaha cracked out on red bull phil i remember this

[0penYourEyes]

i wish the show was still like this...it gets down to the nitty gritty....there is no fluff

[juliojrdn]

dude....u used to be skinny

[kandikid129]

OMG, I just saw this and was like what?

[mrray6733]

lol

[mcr9898]

omg, that shirt

i dont care if its trying to be ironic, or even a deeper form of irony.

i agree with the comment below

[Dart11112]

what less than 5 stars

[morgan111213]

if i had seen this back then, theres no way i would have subscribed

[spartansoldier2052]

phil i was watching this three years ago

[ConDemZ]

skinny phil lol

[xIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIx]

lolphil

[deadly1010P]

lol, old skool phil

[xBadxPenisx]

you look so much better with hair

[irishmist1794]

wow you were really skinny 3 years ago

[YellowPudding]

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[godos320]

lmao triforce of evil, priceless man

[kohonaalchemist109]

i love how u have to confirm ur age to wach this it rely isnt tha bad

[trento654]

i only smoke weed occasionaly, like a good boy

[RKftw68]

are you saying insulin is evil? hahaz

[urahararocking]

TRIFORCE OF EVIL

[jotin1992]

haha wow this was sooo long ago

[Splaterson92]

well done captain obvious

[SuperContradiction]

People who think Hollywood destroys other people are stupid.

[ChildOfMnemosyne]

Too serious back in the day.

[yearightloser101]

love the shirt lol

[kirarei12]

DITTO oops capslocky teehee.

[me2u2like]

Haypen penitiere is the worst white bitch. I saw her and she was a rude bitch to me.

[sam15mohsen]

she is soo hot i wouldent cair.

[Damasterdotorg]

did u try and grab her ass or something?

[DarklingOni]

hmm ... over the months and months of videos, you slowly get louder and talk faster and faster ... until you're at the point right now where those who aren't used to hearing you talk have no idea what you're saying.

[GoW1BallhArD]

yo you looked like a stick lova here homie.good lookin out tho dog peace love happiness

[mulinlin7]

Okay. Is it just my connection, or is the audio screwed up between 1:39 and 1:59?

[ffsthisispissinmeoff]

it is

[shanos123]

Whats wrong with doing drugs at a party :(

[efil4aggin92]

he use to be sexy....

[fueledxbyxramen6]

triforce of evil lol, that amused me =D.

[NejiBadBoy]

HAHAHA ur shirt xD

[mcrmaddy]

I LOVE YOU PHIL!

[yepp999999999]

go common sense!!

number 1 killer of stupid people

[mrnyall]

OMG!! Yu look soooo cute!!! Sooooo young!!! U HOT

[Zbrahead89]

i was not aware awsomer was a word.

[manbearpig91]

u were so much awsomer then than u are now

[godricblack]

Triforce of Zelda - Power, Wisdom, Courage.

Triforce of Evil - Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll?

[Arthurmax180]

Triforce of Evil sounds way funner

[mooseman780]

what phil was less big

[tylerjomamma]

haha that was funny

[scottuchiha]

I like that shirt lol

[lawliie22]

YOU THREW YUR CELL PHONE :|

[Mizzisis17]

iheart u phil[=

[SexyRaww]

woah..skinnier.

[saailaway]

omg you look way better today than in this video.

[eggiex1]

I just love how your comment is practically consistent with phil's video, and yet it has a -6 approval rate from the retard youtubbers who think comment rating actually means something... lol

[AndreaMSkate]

Phil did you gain weight?

[s3xYvAn3]

the token black chick... lol im not racist cuz im friends with a black chick lmao fucken phil

[Georges13thgod]

i can't believe that's only an year old you look a lot younger, like you've matured overnight

[fatblogs]

he gained some pounds

[EmmettxDazzlesxMe]

Ahahaa;

Love the shirrt. (:

[Downwithcoke]

Love the shirt.

[CassieSN1]

Haha Triforce of Evil :D

[tempestsylph]

Lol, Triforce of Evil.

I'm favouriting this video just because of that line.

[takawanna]

hmm it was probably flagged for the one pic of lindsy .

[halabalo195]

look at the shirt =)

[tasichuck]

wow you look really younger in one year

[kr4zykyle]

Naw, Phil is just getting chubby. lol

[LolFlame]

"This video may not be suitable for minors."

Wtf?

[firesotormlizard01]

lol , phil is now sunsutible for children, yay gp phil

[SigniumX]

YES!!! THE TRIFORCE!!!

[boboterrifico]

your to smart for your own good. You say you hate politics but you could run for president!

[bubba8739]

80,000 movies a year.

and thrown at her at 80,000 miles per hour.

....

lol

[aspectaleatoire]

Great intro!

[dragonsROAR]

it was actually called "parent trap". yes i did watch it when i was younger...sadly :(

[Dipset101x]

LMAO

you're a fucking retard for doing coke and heroin, lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo

[ummitsmeghan]

nice shirt [;

[xfgbfdg1]

lol, he bougth the k9 rave

[random0muffin]

omg i love your shirt lol XD

[limegreenpopsicles93]

Why does this video say it's not suitable for children? Philly D is Super Awsome!! ; )

[WulfenF0x]

LOL, how can you not tell, doesnt the cars coming at you tip you off?

XD you shoulda been like "did you think you were just driving really fast or something"

[blackcatxlllliu]

woo lindsey is my fav cocaine white chick bitch star

[honorableninjas]

wooot! triforce and um drugs that deals with heroine, coke and such is the naive, stupidiest, brain dead, ugh you get the point i dont like people who does it 'cause its dumb to use it so go phil in going against it

[Xbosman]

but the pipe is ripe.... dosnt makes sences eather but you know what i mean

[Harshfate]

u said triforce

haha

gamer! damn make me feel normal

[sarpshark6]

ur a fuckin retard to think that wut he ment was a blood bank

[keyboardviolation]

I love Lindsay Lohan!!!

spaz moment.

[JamesChris123]

Yes i do realize that i am retard which is why i won't be doin coke ever again

[GKeeper23]

HAHA, i dont get shit for service in my room 2 lol

[x0FruitPunch0x]

"The Parent Trap" not "Family Trap"

[NinjaKrow]

DUDE!! He used the word "Triforce" in a sentence! That was incredible!

[justmakeupaname]

im sorry but your common sence probley has more intellect then half of the worlds high points

[TheKroginator39]

haha if youve done coke or heroin your a fuckin reatrd!!!

[SilverShinku]

Triforce of evil :3

[nrvslaaftr]

I know, right? crazy cell phones.

[mde2004]

Coke is a joke and anything with a needle is bad.

[LeftoverJared]

i just...cant stop watching...

coke isnt evil though

just the people who abuse it :D

[chanapat]

aha.....same shirt ha?

[thizzobishi]

CUZ I feel u on the signal thing cant get signal in my room

[zjnl]

i like ur shirt lol

[maga366]

lmao

[edo84]

SEI FROCIO

[geiuy]

non offendere tuo padre

[wrestlingPC]

u do talk about lindsay lohan alot WHO CARES!!!!!! let them do wat they want

[SWEETandHOTT]

I liked your opening and ending lines lol

~sami~

[babalo15]

The intros are always funny. Yeah he might have been off with saying it like (doing drugs makes you worthless). But doing drugs can be the dumbest thing you ever do :O.

[lord579]

cool shirt!!!!!!!