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  • Wie viele gänge hat ein Französischer Panzer? : 6 = 5 Rückwärts Gänge und ein Vorwärts Gang, falls der Feind von hinten angreift

  • @themaster2125 That's an old joke ;)

  • They're Franzosen Elite, born to retreat, never compete! *French Division*

  • Wie breit ist Frankreich?

    -> 40 Panzerstunden

  • Actually Ghost division was more a mocking name, given to the Division by the Rommels superiors, because he was hard to reach, not my the enemies of the Reich. I cant imagine how a tank division can be sneaky being nicknamed Geisterdivision by the enemy.

  • @cassius969 I also find it unlikely that the allies would call it something that would demoralize their own men.

  • @Justowner That may not be true the german troops called us marines devil dogs. Soldiers respect eachothers military capabilities.

  • Those badass mofos in the 7th panzer division had a lot the be proud of.

  • what has got 300,000 hands held up in the air? - French army

  • Next time you try to pull the shit you did in 2 World wars against Motherland,you won't have country to come back to.Invading scum!

  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog germany had a much better army than russia

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  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog one soldier of the german army was like 5 or 6 of the soviet army.They had good training;good weapons,good tanks. The only thing russia had was the winter and larger numbers.

  • @slorgos1996

    Soviet soldier had heart!War for Russian/Soviet soldiers on Eastern Front lasted 6 years 39-45!Not just one year or in one city or one winter.Nazi regime had plenty of opportunities to take on Russia but why didn't they?Got delayed somewhere else,like stuck in the mud perhaps?NO!It was sniper girls that killed 400+ officers defending their nation that stopped them.Heroes like those who fought for liberation of their homeland.It's not the weapon but heart in men!

  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog I get your point but what about the german soldiers they where to people who fought for theit country, their people. Maybe they just where one year in russia but thats also because the russian soldiers are used to the winters and stuff. Germans tanks where better, soldiers better trained. The soviet soldiers didnt even all get a weapons and not alot of training.

  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog Soviet soldiers were bullied into fighting for a dictator that killed them just as good as Hitler would have.

  • @cassius969 Thats one of the things im trying to tell actually Hitler was much better than Stalin russian commissars shot their own troops

  • @slorgos1996 They had millions of troops and most people got executed for dessertion back then anyways. Also, japanese officers killed their own men too.

  • @cassius969

    And they didn't fight for their nation,their land,their house,their loved ones?This is just insulting comment from you to a nation and it's people who paid greatest sacrifice one could for liberation of Europe from one blood thirsty,selfish,power hungry piece of shit movement called Nazism.Soviet soldiers fighting for dictator,lol.Am I supposed to believe "dictator" must be something or someone evil,lol.Like it's pushed through the media today?

  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog Was berlin better when it was ruled by russian I dont think so.

  • @slorgos1996

    Jebo te Berlin,od Srbina sa granatom!

  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog now in english please

  • @slorgos1996

    Screw your Berlin,with love from Serb with grenade,asshole :-)

  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog Germany is like a econonic power right now not like corrupt russia.

  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog well, the only good deed of Stalin was putting down another dictator. but he was at least as evil as Hitler was. Only difference: Stalin didn't take care about the race of his victims, he butchered everyone he didn't like

  • @MrRammsteinKicksAss

    I am not Communist but comparing him to Hitler is stretching a little.Also as comparing bosnian Serb Army commander Gnrl.Ratko Mladic as biggest villain after W.War 2,lol.What's Nato leaders/commanders doing than?Cuddling million of dead that they killed during invasion and illegal wars from 1945 till today and they are still in wars,lol but let's rewrite history by making others as-the ultimate bad guys,lol.

  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog why not? The best number of death is at 12,000,000 on his direct order, the worst is 30,000,000. Hitler ordered the death of "just" 8,000,000 but started the worst war in human history. Sounds kinda fair for me. Anyway: the reward for the worst dictator ever goes to Mao Tse-Tung. There aren't even exact numbers but there must be around 60,000,000 death during his reign. As much as in WW2.

  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog and I don't rewrite history... I'm glad that I can live in today's Germany and not in 1930's Germany

  • @MrRammsteinKicksAss

    God,I was thinking that west is rewriting history(that might not include you but it does include your nations leaders too)which are directly or indirectly involved in wars also,like it or not :-)

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  • @BoxyTheSpaceDog Think what you want but thats what your leaders want you to believe, russian soldiers where large in numbers but worth nothing I dont think there will ever be an as efficient army as germany had.

  • 1 of the best songs i've ever heard (and i like tanks :D)

  • WARUM finde ich das lied erst jetzt? Das is ja der absolute hammer.

  • time to play comany of heroes xD

  • Always play panzer-elite in Company of Heroes ))

  • Is it weird that im feeling proud to be german right nao?

  • @Strothy2 yes because i'm felling gulity to be evan part german right now

  • @Prinplup1000 haha xD okay this shit was long ago ^^ so i can be proud ;D And remember i'm only driving on traks to Paris xD

  • @Prinplup1000

    ^^ and why do you feel guilty for being part german?

  • @18947ful *face palm*

  • @Prinplup1000

    come on sweetheart. Explain me why, for I see no reason in feeling guilty for being german.

    Let thy light of wisdom shine on me, my sweetheart.

  • @18947ful WWII explanes it

  • @Prinplup1000

    hm .. WWII explains many things. But still it is the past. I don't think that there is any need in crying about what has happened in the past. The Third Reich is gone and will never come back.

    I think it's wrong to be guilty for something that is unchangable. It happened and crying and feeling guilty is not gonna revive all the victims of WWII.

  • dude, I wrote that in my post...

  • did anyone elce watch attero dominatos after watching this

  • nice tribute to mass murderers. epic fail.

  • @slkhang247

    ^^ the 7th Panzerdivision, does not consist of mass murderers. Or do you call every soldier of the Allies mass murderers?

    It was a war, so don't bitch about mass murderers.

  • @18947ful I second that

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  • @slkhang247 What is fail is that people cannot differentiate Wehrmacht from Waffen SS and Germans from Nazis. Are everyone under Rommel mass murderers?

    Nazis committed mass murders so German soldiers in WW2 were mass murderers because Nazis were Germans. Epic fail.

  • Is this a tribute to 7th Panzer?

  • Französische Seemacht??? Guter Witz!!!!!!!

  • Long live Mother Russia!

  • @jhjkhkjkjhjkhkjk and Serbia orthodox brothers forever <3

  • @jhjkhkjkjhjkhkjk mene vetämään kätees saatanan ryssä

  • @jhjkhkjkjhjkhkjk

    4EVER AND A DAY!!!

    YPA!

  • Hail the Panzer-Elite! Hail Germany,and hail the glory of the german Wehrmacht!

  • @HateForBreakfast14 Heil ur gay dad u stupid natz

  • @lolol928 Heil Aussie!

  • @itschris96 heil ur howre mum! stupid natz

  • Somebody didn't know to first Tiger (tank) was made in 1942 so in 1941 germans couldn't have that tank.

  • This song makes me proud of being german!

  • the french jokes made my day tnx dudes

  • @jugernot98kkj np;) you know one?

  • @BlackRoXoR yea but they don't make sense in english they usually rime

  • 2:22 Chicken.

  • @SkullKing11841 nooo that is a nazi battlebird

  • I want more France jokes! :D

  • what have they done to spend a song on that topic?

    fucking retards all around...

  • @massiv0815 Because of the 7th Panzer Division's achievements during the Invasion of France in 1940! :D That they managed to advance so quickly into enemy territory and not letting the enemy or even their own high command knowing where the hell they were! ;)

  • @massiv0815 Are you french or why does this piss you off that much? They were some of the best tank drivers during the whole war, so why shouldnt they make a song about them? Cause they fought for the Reich? Rommel wasn't really a nazi, he was kind of neutral. A soldier. Fighting for his motherland, like big parts of the german army. Or do you believe these 18 year old soldiers liked to go to war and kill? Most of them didnt hate other countries. (Maybe except France)

  • The 7th Panzer División,Rommel division,,

  • Nach Paris fahr' ich nur auf Ketten.^^

  • @apfel61 lol

  • Another old german joke: - ein weiterer alter deutscher witz:

    how broad are the netherlands?- wie breit sind die niederlande?

    4 hours in a tank- 4 panzerstunden

    im german but neither nazi nor racist. just remembered it.

  • @BlackRoXoR Wie erbärmlich sich direkt zu rechtfertigen man sei bloß kein Nazi oder Rassist :D:D

  • @KishoLohengren sobalb man das nicht macht bekommt man gleich wieder 10 hass antowrten...

  • @BlackRoXoR

    another one - ein weiterer

    How many gears does a French tank have?

    - Wie viele Gänge hat ein Französischer Panzer?

    4 backward and 1 Forward if the enemy attacks from the rear!

    - 4 Rückwärts und einen Vorwärtsgang, falls der Feind von Hinten angreift!

  • @MrRammsteinKicksAss

    another one

    why do french tanks have mirrors?

    so that they get to see the front

  • @BlackRoXoR

    How many French does it take to defend Paris?

    No idea! It hasn't been tried yet

  • @BlackRoXoR French army knife: corkscrew and white flag

  • @MrRammsteinKicksAss

    why are the floors of the french fleet made from glass?

    so that they can see the rest of their fleet.

  • @BlackRoXoR Der war gut^^ wusste gar nicht, dass die Franzosen mal "Seemacht" waren^^

  • @MrRammsteinKicksAss wie viele franzosen braucht man um paris zu verteidigen?

    keine ahnung hat man noch nie versucht

    warum haben französische panzer rückspiegel?

    immer die front im auge behalten

  • @sgollaog im glad i wasnt born in those days or even born a jew no offence to jews but then if i was JEW i'd be dead in like 5 seconds... in a gas chamber or get starved

  • Kampfgeist, mentale Stärke und die weit überlegene Panzertechnik zeichnete

    unseren Blitzkrieg aus ! Wer das leugnet gehört woanders hin!

  • @illneas2k wer sich selbst mit "blitzkrieg" identifiziert gehört auch wo anders hin

  • "Leaving our dead"

    damn thats butal

  • @sakonaga1 It is "Fed by your dread" and not Leaving our dead.

    that has to be corrected @smultt

  • @spaehernummer1 I hear both of it. "leaving our dead, always ahead, fed by your dread" at 1:07

  • @sakonaga1 It is "Living or Dead, always ahead, fed by your dread" It stands on the lyric page of sabaton itself ;)

  • @spaehernummer1 Well played Sir, (or ma'am) Well played

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  • Can anyone tell me why Autoplay for playlists doesn't work anymore?

  • @Volcanoran3 make a (new) playlist and play it that way.

  • WORLD OF TANKS!

  • @Sarnarath In world of tanks, tiger is a fucking pussycat.

  • @noobstuntguy

    Ähm, sorry, but the Tiger was superior to the most alleid tanks of this time. A Sherman or a T-34 had absolute no chance against a Tiger, at a 1 to 1 fight ...

  • @couteau86 Yea I know. Tiger is my all time favorite tank. So beautiful and powerful. It's counterparts had no chance against it. So I was just saying that IN World of Tanks it's very "nerfed" (It's long 88 is one of the weakest "high tier" guns in the game and It's very slow and fragile.

  • Ein alter Deutscher Witz- a old German joke

    Wer hat die erste Tour de France gewonne ? - Die 7. Deutsche Panzerdivision

    Who wins the first Tour de France ?  - The 7th German Panzerdivision

    I`m not a Nazi, but i must think on this old joke from the WWII when I hear this Song.

  • @watcher4k5

    und wer hat am ende aus dem pokal getrunken?! genau ein russe und ein franzose

  • @Nietzsche304

    Ja ich weis :) Und Der Ami hat auch n Schluck abekommen :D

  • @watcher4k5

    der sack durfte nur dran nipen und die Russen haben sich besoffen =D

  • @Nietzsche304 Naja ich glaube die Franzosen hatten weniger vom Sieg als die Briten, Amis und Russen. Die hatten anfangs ja nichtmals besatzungsgebiet zugesprochen bekommen.

    Aber hauptsache ist doch, dass heute die franzosen und die deutschen politisch gesehen "beste freunde" sind und wir zusammen wesentlich mehr erreichen als wenn wir uns gegenseitig die köppe einschlagen (wobei nationenwitze weiterhin die besten bleiben ;) )

  • @spaehernummer1

    stimmt zusehenst

  • @watcher4k5

    Kenn en besseres Sprichwort. "Was kann einen Leopard 2 aufhalten?" Antwort "Nichts, außer ein anderer Leopard 2"

  • @watcher4k5 Rommel was their General and he wasn't a Nazi he was the bloody best Heil Rommel

  • @watcher4k5

    epic :D

  • @watcher4k5 Another one:

    Rommel asks from one of his officers: "What's this line..Maginot on the map"

    Officer: "Nothing, just bumps on the road" :)

  • @watcher4k5 Warum haben Französische Panzer Rückspiegel?  Damit sie die front sehen Können

  • @watcher4k5 who murders 70 mln people and plunders their land like fucking thief? FUCKING NAZI GERMANS:)

  • @Duchovicius 70 million? That'd be the Soviet Russia.

  • @watcher4k5 I don't think one needs to be a Nazi to admire the amazing military feat the German panzer divisions pulled off at the start of the war

  • @ainumahtar +1 for this. Someone sensible, thank god. Cheers mate :)

  • @ainumahtar The ordanary German soldier fought for what he thought was right.

  • @Soldierlozer oops wasn't done yet.

    In ways of war, you could respect them even more then the allies. I mean, such a 'small' country against Russia, Britain, Canada, US, France and many more.

    They were very close to victory multiple times.

  • @watcher4k5

    Das ist ein schlechter Witz, weil die erste Tour de France schon im 1903 ausgerichtet worden war. Und ein Franzose hat damals gewonnen.

    Mann kan sagen dass die "Veranstaltung" des Jahres 1940 ein bisschen zu regelwidrig nach den Franzosen war.

    It's a bad joke because actually first Tour de France was held already in 1903, and Frenchman won in the actual race.

    One could say that the "event" of 1940 was a little bit contrary to rules, according to the French

    :D

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  • The 7th Panzer Division earned the name of the Ghost Division (German:"Gespensterdivision") because its rapid movements led to few knowing exactly where the Division was, including the German High Command

  • @galicije83 the only one knowing where the 7th was possitioned was the unit and the lucky french unit running into it (or unlucky)

  • @galicije83 Nein, German High Command also didn´t know couple of times where the fuck is Rommel. They were so fucking fast that neither enemy nor friendly forces didnt know where will 7th Panzer division strike.

  • even though I dislike nazis not all german soldiers were nazis most werent really so i have to commend them on there excellence in fighting although they are not the most ruthless fighters the japanese took that spot but how the germans applied technology with their fighting styles was pure excellence

  • history is written by the victor each side will justify the decisions they make.

    "they say 2is greater than 1we say 3 is greater than 2. no one is wrong just diffrent."-Legion kudos to anyone who gets reference

  • Yes,american death camps,stupid brainwashed americans,learn what happened in your own country damn it...

  • @EmperorsCustodian Not death camps bud. Internment camps, sure. But there were no massacres, no intentional starvation, no brutal beatings. The Japs had it easy compared to the American and Commonwealth civilians that they interned.

    Also, Canadian speaking here. You Europeans really should stop calling us North Americans brainwashed; no Nazi regime has cropped up here yet, no cracking down on free choice to any extreme extent, none of that shit you guys are obsessed with is found here.

  • The only good thing is that Germans had Jews in their concentration camps, and also not a bad thing that Americans had Germans, it just had to be balanced :)

  • Those Germans certainly were very dashing.

  • Stop please with all pictures about war. Dont you think that it is enough ??????

  • @MySpring75 well everyone tells us not to forget what happened... so we don't forget... wehen you forget you are no member of society anymore... at least in germany its that way...

  • @QuintiMa in many cultures worldwide it's said that it is best to forget. they say to perfect every aspect of life that you possibly can, to learn it all, forget it all, teach and be taught, ect. it all depends on which person is telling you what, and what you were raised to believe really.

  • @blugsnorfia but imagine: a german forgot the war and says this loudly... everyone else calls him nazi because we mustn't forget... it's not a matter of forget or not to forget... it's about remembering the cruelties

  • TANKS LEADING THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Germany the best country in the world

  • @MrExe1000

    no chyba nie ziomek

  • Canadian and Australian cultural genocides of the Aboriginals too...

  • Finally someone (TheSlyfwor) that is not full of shit and think allied were only innocent victims in WW2.

  • i tak mie nierozumiecie to moge powiedziec ze jestescie niemieckie swinie

  • R.I.P solider at the field of honor

  • The Russians are some tough motherfuckers. While the Germans were dying of frostbite in Leningrad, the Russkies kept picking them off like flies.You gotta be tough to be able to survive and fight in such extreme cold.

  • @rsmothersjr Yet the Russian casualty numbers for the war are about 2.5x that of Germany and Germany was fighting on three fronts. Russia was fighting on one front. Tough? Not at all. They just had superior numbers. Not to mention the fact that in the winter of 1941, Germans lacked proper cold weather gear.

  • @rsmothersjr not to detract; but that's like being surprised a huskie is good in cold weather. The Russians had spent every winter surviving and working in those conditions, so its little wonder they could do so well; they had the righ temperament and ingenuity. The German Wehrmacht had never experienced such a theater of war - they'd stormed Westard into France and South-East into Greece in relatively good conditions. They were racing against time for Stalingrad and lost momentum due to winter.

  • @rsmothersjr The russians had winter clothings. Fuel that din't freeze and BIGGER NUMBERS. Yet the germans still fought. And the russkies losses were HUGE. It's easy so see who are the real tough guys here.

  • @barraki150 they only had bigger nummbers, it was 1 gun for each 2-3 russians XD, russia barely had any tanks. they won with a awsome tactic, destroy every shelter, every road and bridge and every ability to get food while pulling back, the german army got killed by nature mainly, and the moral of them got killed, but you can;t say who is tougher... russian or german... both have had to endure a lot : /

  • @gankald Human waves is an awesome tactic? -.-

  • @barraki150 if you read my comment well you see what i mean -_- the russians use the tactic of the scorched earth... and that is tbh a rather awsome tactic in my opinion

  • @gankald Russians attack the tiny Finland using the awesome human wave tactic relusting into taking over the whole of Finland. Wait... They failed taking Finland? LOL! Yeah the human wave tactic was propably the best tactic.

  • @barraki150 lol you really don't read what i say do you?

    the TACTIC OF THE SCORCHED EARTH that is a rather awsome and smart tactic... damn i never said a damn thing about the human wave thing so stop your troliing XD

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  • @gankald If the russkies were as many as the germans the germans would've won them easily. The russians had a bigger advantage and they had good clothing. But the germans killed more russians than the russians killed germans. And that makes me think that the germans were really tough...

  • @barraki150 so, if you have a gun and get attackd by 5 people without a gun and you kill them all, your toughter? or just better equipt?

    treu the winter was the element of the russians as they were used to it, but that doesn't make them less tough in my eyes? but really, would either of them be tougher? they both killed people they both did what they had to do...

    they were both tough but each in there own way i guess :P

  • @gankald More like 10 people with a knife attack 1 guy with a gun. But I get your point. But the germans were not better equipt.

  • @barraki150 wepnory wize they were? weren't they? i mean, the germans were best geard with wepons from the whole fight (atleast at the start) a lot of the wepons knows this day have the basics of the german WOII, but been changed for better uses etc, but still ^^ it doesn't matter much i guess, they both were soldiers they did what they had to do, who are we to claim who is tougher while (most) never been there?

    ^^

  • @gankald I was in World War 1. Im just sayin

  • @barraki150 wow... glad i added the (most) to my last comment ;)

    but in my opinion you have to be a tough person anyway to be a soldier... tbh i don't think i would have the guts for it to be one...

  • @barraki150 the germans were better equipped.

  • @Rhonion I'll take winter clothings and food over guns any day...

  • @barraki150 ah yes, germans had no food and no winter clothing, that would ofcourse be why the germans were fighting over stalingrad for several years*thumbs up* awesome logic

    the russians were more accustomed to the cold, not better clothed(at least not after the first few months)

    and i'm not sure, but it might be that the germans were actually better fed during the war

  • @Rhonion Nonsense. The Winter was obstructive for the march and the vehicles. More Germans died from Hunger and Cold in exsess of Soviet Soldiers. The Russians had better clothes, they had winter clothing, the Siberian Units were very well equipped. But the Germans were the better soldiers and had the better weapons, you can see this by the number of victims. Stalingrad: 1 Million dead Russians, 300000 dead Germans. Russia win only on the Eastern Front, because the have winter and quantity.

  • @shadowhunting they also won because the russians did what they had to do at every cost.

    and also because Hitler became increasingly obsessed with enormous tanks, when the tiger and panther already had problems with their engines and suspensions.

    but there is nothing wich indicates that more germans died of cold

  • @Rhonion Moskow Winterbattle, Stalingrad etc. This are Facts, read book or watch documentations over this parts of Eastern War. The German Tanks were the best in this war, but not all were good for all types of weathers. Rain und Snow destroy many weapons and vehicels, stop the advance, horses die, material was damaged and many soldiers stricken by the hard weather. But the Fight moral was very high and they fight to the death

  • @shadowhunting @Rhonion :)))))))) We in Russia have a concept - Russian spirit. To last cartridge, to last blood drops. So my grandfather against fascists was at war!!! Have won only thanks to that that the whole factories have been taken urgently out for Ural Mountains. It is heavy to imagine that the Soviet soldiers have worried, the majority were usual civil, without experience.

  • @rasrussia My Grandfather was on the German Site and the German Army have a big moral too. But they like discipline and order, not barbarian massacres. The Germans damage all what they can see. After the peace in the first world war Russians and Germans dance together to celebrate this. We Germans have begin the terriblest war of Human History and bring in the world many victims (soldiers and civilists), but we get it hard back. But many Russians and German Soldier have respect before each other

  • @shadowhunting In total for an attack to the USSR it has been concentrated over 5,5 million people, 3 712 tanks, 47 260 field tools and mortars, 4 950 warplanes and In a reserve there were 24 divisions

  • Ответить на это видео... But the song to be pleasant to me

  • @gankald that was only in the beginning, and even with few tanks they still managed to slow the german advance severely. everytime the germans encountered a KV they were pulling their hair out in frustration:)

    also, i'm not too sure if they effectively used the scorched earth tactic, are you sure you're not thinking about napoleon?

  • @Rhonion didn't germany loose a lot of soldiers during the winters to the cold and no feed? cause they had to make the roads again for the transport and the bridges, and as there was no food around everything had to be shiped over what made it all very difficult for them.

  • @gankald the way you say it it sounds like no russian has ever died from the cold

    i would agree that the germans suffered more losses to the cold than the russians, but i dare not say they lost men by the hundreds.

    as for food, i'm pretty sure the russians had just as much problems, what with russia being a large country, and that they had to ship everything over the Wolga

  • @rsmothersjr russians die of frostbite too, just not as much.

    and "picking off" was done more by germans than russians(apart from the russian snipers, most soldiers were new and had hardly any(if at all) training)

  • polacy to prawdziwi ludzie a reszta to tchorze

  • niech zyje wielka polska