Awful Movies: Turkish Star Wars

[SprattyD]

can I hear a disco type version of the battle star galactica theme during the opening narration?

[shadow107505]

does anyone else hear the indiana jones music?

[AsthmaticNightmare]

@shadow107505 *triple facepalm*

[drkA666]

It looks like a YouTube Poop.

[Katagenaa]

oh god we can hear the indiana jones theme ...

[squall600]

AVGN just did a movie review of this. and yes...its so bad :s

[KJRUSS0]

The first movie filmed entirely in bootleg.

[StupidWizardFilms]

The Woman in the movie looks like Lisa from The Room cosplaying as Zelda in Skyward Sword

[FunnyComputerGenius]

This movie was made by Kunt Films.

[2VisionsPhotography]

This movie is like pooping with your penis - it doesnt makes sense

[EduardoTVideos]

Star Wars Footage + BSG Music + Turkey = this.

[ffejgib]

BREAKINK NEWS:

"LucasFilm" Sues "KuntFilm"!!!!!!

[LongDieseldog]

Hahaha. Kunt Films

[cyril1917]

I can't understand Lucas suing the hell out of so many people for "ripping him off" but letting this happen.

[JakeArnet]

At least they put effort in this... unlike the Holiday Special.

[MisteruEksu]

Needs more James Rolfe.

[DeLorean4]

I was about to ask about subtitles but then I realized that the movie's probably better off without them.

[panamabry]

Does the narrator ever shut up?!



[LasLexus]

Kill it with fire!

[XariusStudios]

Lol are these the new blu-ray changes? XD

[Capt777harris]

Shit, what a pure fucking insult.

[tzoyia1]

Those actors are still more convincing than Natalie Portman as Amidala

[boy18inva]

Apparently, Turkey hasn't signed the International Copyright Convention---which explains how they can blatantly lift f/x clips from "StarWars" and get away with it.

[HarveyIsFat]

How could anyone dislike this?

[garamonde]

This is officially better than all three Star Wars prequels.

[MrWundertube]

Indiana jones music? Turk Vader? Pilots sitting in front of random scenes from the movie!?

I LOVE IT

[Rebellion778]

Tayfun 2 cevap ver (answer) ahahahah

[Rebellion778]

We Steal Space scenes from star wars just peoples are turkısh

İt's Awful

[Rebellion778]

Nuclear War He Said :D

[blujay1337]

I laughed my face off when the pilot said "going in" then leaned forward XD

[stahlgott]

Türk Vader!

[boiledhand]

I'd like to think that since I don't know what they are saying, I don't know what's going on in the movie. Realistically, I'm sure it makes no difference.

[Thebeatles6270]

What's that they're wearing? A motorcycle helmet with headphones attached to it? Damn.

[doctorrzepa]

WOOSH! KABOOOM! KABOOOM! BANG BANG! Turkish blah blah.. and again WOOSH! KABOOOM! KABOOOM! BANG BANG! Turkish blah blah...

[digimon477]

Di Har Flash Gordon Theme Also

[goofermom]

WOW! The more George Lucas re-edits this thing, it just gets weirder and weirder!

[jayce79]

@goofermom

Haahaa!! 

[cemkapt]

Really stupid....  :-)))

[VadiaRotor]

Эд Вуд переворачивается в гробу :) Турецкие Звёздные Войны -это нечто психоделическое!

[MrMLabi]

they even used the indiana jones soundtrack, what the fuck.

[smackknot]

Lol they stole a shit load of footage from Star Wars.

[etiscool1]

Why the fuck would they need to make a B-Grade movie ripping Star Wars footage directly? It makes no sense. Do they think this will get people to see it? No, people will stay away due to the horrible costumes and pointless narration, and the thought they used Star Wars footage and build shit around footage from a superior movie.

Turkey shouldn't screw around with classics. It's embarassing.

[albertannationalist]

@etiscool1 At the time of this movie's release, most people in Turkey hadn't seen or perhaps even heard of Star Wars. This film was released following the 1980 military coup which was preceded by three years of almost civil war starting with 1977's Taksim Massacre. This, you may note, was the release date of Star Wars.

[Sunshrine2]

holy emperor's old bones.. wtf have I just seen?! I thought it's just a turkish dubbing.. but.. omg.. it's not! xO

[HarveyIsFat]

it has fun music at the begining.

[GR8TM4N]

Why am I watching this ? :-P

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

So this 4:56 samurai thing must be Darth Vader? Doesn't look any familiar to me.

[heirihunziker]

i don't know what's more ridiculous, the movie itself or the fact that Turkish moviegoers actually went to the theaters and payed to see this...

[Wintericecrystal]

@xgrrrl1

In case you hadn't noticed, the majority of clips on my channel aren't from Turkey. I don't see anyone claiming that this defines, or is in some way representative of Turkey, either.

[Capt777harris]

@Wintericecrystal I do.

[PullMyPeeper]

@xgrrrl1

I wouldn't know if someone had a 'political agenda' but you have to admit 'Turkish star wars' is a pretty good indicator of the intellectual 'bankruptcy' of Turkish cinema, culture and art...both past, present, and future. It's sad to watch this...almost as if the Turkish people are wallowing in a cultural void.

[trmble6]

@xgrrrl1 you seem really sensitive..why don't you go fuck yourself? :)

[Stubacca01]

@xgrrrl1 Dude, it's a bad Turkish movie. It's not like he's naming it Turkish as a joke. Nobody said this was the pinnacle of Turkish cinema. Grow up and stop looking for trouble. 

[Armoterra]

@xgrrrl1 no I think it's the usual "turks steal other peoples' arts and make their people think it's their great creation"

[stopthesoftkill]

@xgrrrl1 hey look, we've all seen paris hiltons BFF so there is no need to take any kind of offence.

[GizmoFan1]

@xgrrrl1 Sensitive much?

[TheCyShow]

@xgrrrl1 u sir are an idiot

[luisjoseromero]

@xgrrrl1 With the exception that this movie's director and leading actor is apparently a legend in Turkey (as far as I've read), which makes it a little embarrassing. It's as if The Garbage Pail Kids movie had been directed by Clint Eastwood and featured him in the leading role.

[MrTibs99]

this looks like something made off yoostar 2

[kvw77]

I enjoyed this more than Episode I: The Phantom Menace

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

@kvw77 don't be ridiculous.

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

@kvw77 You gotta be kidding me.

[LCxCZ]

@LOKBLUDOM3N Not really.

[bobfritz1466]

I love how they just randomly threw the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" theme in there.

[TR3Bastra]

I don't know.... never seen a cooler name than Kunt Tugler.

[Overlordisawesome16]

HAHAHAHA this is like a youtube poop vid but its legit XD wow just wow

[derkanalwaechter]

Turkish producers are damned thieves!

[HomieG75]

wait...is that the battlestar Galactica theme at the beginning?

[Pahjx]

My favorite part is from 0:00 to 1:54

[SlimeAmTheBest]

They probably pointed the camera to the screen.

[Tim3Po]

If you notice the opening naration is accompanied by the back ground music of Indiana Jones.

[Alligattusor]

Just saw it earlier tonight. This is epic, plain and simple. Darç Vadür and Cuneyt Arkin know the power of violating copyright!

[vasgurrmx]

copyrights? to hell

[MrFIFAnatic]

thieves

[TheMightyCookieShow]

BWAAA HAAA HAAA!!! That dude in this movie is about as heroic as a dry turd!!!

[drwu62]

for the love of god...why not just subtitle the original???

[4rchdru1d]

Watch it as parody and it's great :)

[GoTunemanGo]

eskiden PlayStation varmıydı acaba ??? ;))) were there Sony playstation in old times??? ;)))))

[Schmalzgau]

The soundtrack is awesome!

[richardellipsis]

 made by "KUNT FILMS" - juvenile but unavoidable ROFL

[FacelessScribe]

I almost hate to ask this but why does Darth Vader look like a spiky reject from Dungeons and Dragons?

[Skulldini]

Has Turkey ever made any movie that was NOT a version of an American movie ?

[4rchdru1d]

@Skulldini check the IMDB :)

[Magickli]

you have to see the indian superman xDDD

[Capt777harris]

God this is shit.

[JanKulozik]

Haha, upside-down reverse star destroyer

[Mr12stringbass]

HAHHHAHA Turkey...also known as the ASSHOLE of Europe.

[Skulldini]

@Mr12stringbass Turkey is middle eastern, isn't it ?

[yunuss58]

@Mr12stringbass Why are getting racist guys like you the right to live. I do not understand it.

[derkanalwaechter]

@Mr12stringbass Thanks god ASSHOLE-TURKEY does NOT belong to the European Union! As you can see in the video, turkish people are thieves and chicken-fuckers!

[gallai1]

awfull.....just awfull!

i wonder if george lucas knows that.

[M5ergven]

Love my country :D We actually grew up with those ^^

[blackm4niac]

What the fuck was that? What the hell was he shooting at? Was any of this supposed to make sense? Something tells me, that even if I understood what the fuck people said, I still wouldn't be able to piece together, what I just whitnessed. And who's side is this pilot on. He's been blasting X-Wing and Tie-Fighters alike as well as shooting at the Millenium Falcon. Not to mention that he passes right underneath a Star Destroyer and flies with a squad of X-Wings. And they reversed shots from SW. 0o

[azmhyr]

KISKANANLAR ÇATLASIN

[canadiantothebakon]

0:54 hehe... Kunt films...

[Chilperic]

Aaaaaah les joies du Copyright en Turquie...

[vaerhdf6]

At this point, it's just better to place Turkish subtitles on US movies. This shit looks like it was made in 1962 with lots and lots of cardboard. This movie, no word of a lie, made me physically sick to my stomach.

[cmsahe]

there is an italian "Star Wars" too, the huge guy from the 70s James Bond movies, nicknamed: "Jaws", stars in it.

[nitojo7]

Its said Kunt film studio in the begining lol, wft.

[cmsahe]

@nitojo7 this film reminds me of cheap porn lol

[Superwolf1337]

I am tired of hearing everyone bitch and complain about phantom menace. Yes, its the worst (Not bad but the least good) in the star wars series, but its allright.

[rush1er]

@Superwolf1337 No, its REALLY that bad! Watch Patton Oswalt on youtube, At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas. Tell me if he doesn't explain it perfectly!

[rawkidd2006]

böyle rezillikleri üretin yillaraca, sonra da "biz ömrümüzü bu ise verdik" deyin, oh ne ala. calin gavurun malini, kullanin istediginiz gibi, sonra da "sanat" altinda millete yutturun. bundandir herhalde ki, bunca yesilcam'da hirsizlik, pardon aktörlük yapan adamlarin iki yakasi bir araya gelmedi.

[odinese]

@rawkidd2006 öyle deme ama birader bak sanat diye şaklabanlık yapmasalar bugün bunlara gülüp geçemeyecektik. haklısın ama cüneyt arkının kaç tane iyi filmi var? sanırım yok...

[Gilda716]

SENİN GÖTÜN AWFUL!

[SalamisNuvolari5001]

@Gilda716 gaco

[Gilda716]

@SalamisNuvolari5001

?

[spiritusofnature]

allahtan altyazı geçmemişler..

[ThePsykoMantis]

3:15 falcon goes in reverse

[fla2697]

WTF Indiana jones music??????' 7:07

[odinese]

:)) uzayda yükselip inişe geçilmez cüneyt abi:) o kavramlar sadece dünyada geçerlidir.

[baslan28]

@odinese çaktırma :)))

[odinese]

in one interwiew cuneyt arkin says that he made the movie for his own fun:)) really??:())

[DipChipson]

3:42 oh my god i laughed so hard.

[4thtroika]

I wish I knew what the guy was saying.

[juicypearls1]

lol Kunt.

[MsPicassos]

wow

[JLDoggard]

I discovered this the other night. Quite possibly the worst thing I've seen in my life. And I've seen "The Room".

[AllisonTheSNLGuru]

@JLDoggard - Only people who have seen "The Room" can say that. Nice to know there are plenty of us out there.

So...when did Star Wars start off with Elevator Muzak?

[HenryvKeiper]

Did anyone at the Turkish studio REALLY think this was going to look good?

[elvisisdead26]

the 1:55 title sequence looks like they have painted orange words on black pillow cases and are waving them in front of the camera

[bat115]

Is that Lenny Kravitz I belong To You playing in the opening credits?

[lunrfarsde]

watch with subtitles if u dare :)

[MarusGTR]

The only thing that comes to mind while watching this is: "bu bir tuzak!"

[2012Tyron]

I WANNA VOMIT THROUGH MY EYES!!!! THIS IS SHIT... VOMIT AN AWFUL PIECE OF FILTH!!!!!!!!!!

[HarveyIsFat]

what is that at 7:28?

[Akinci94]

@HarveyIsFat

robot

[curlybob64]

@HarveyIsFat

I can only assume it's Yoda.

[HarveyIsFat]

@curlybob64 you're probably right.

[HarveyIsFat]

darth vader and the stormtroopers look like they're from power rangers!

[HarveyIsFat]

4:56 Is that darth vader?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[ANSYS754]

Turk Vader RULES!

[travisla08]

Makes me want to kill whoever made this. After making him watch a couple of George Bush and Sarah Palin speeches! LOL

[RabiesBunny]

@travisla08

LOLOLOLOL TOPICAL AND RELEVANT POLITICAL HUMOR IS G8 BECUZ PALIN ND BUSCH R BIG DUMBYS AND U R SMARTY FOR LIKE DEMOLIBS SMARTYIER THN BUSCH AN TGHE PALIN LOLOLOL IS FUNY

[diowfj]

It's so bad.. Its good! lol

[yethboth]

I bet Quentin Tarantino was jealous when he saw this movie. :)

[DoctorINparadise]

Ottoman special effects at its best!

[42turk42]

Cuneyt Arkin > Chuck Norris.

:D!

[rokesch8369]

Hillarious! Love how it opens with the theme music from the 1980`s "Buck Rogers" series. On a serious note, how can any movie production so blatantly steal EVERYTHING that others created? From other YouTube clips I have seen, Turkish cinema from the 70`s & 80`s had no regard for other peoples intellectual property. Pathetic when you think about it.

[Naushop1]

Star Wars: The Ottoman(Empire) Strikes Back

[kcunit333]

omg copy right infringement

[EagleVolkan]

the best movie i have ever see :-)

[Core2QX]

what say georg lucas?

[MrRothhaendle]

i lol'd

[malvelus]

wtf?... WTF??... WTF???????

(spanish version)

QUE PUTAS ES ESOO?? QUE ES ESA MIERDAAAAA??

[rictor129]

do i hear indian a jones music n there somewhere

[jpreptilicus007]

you have to admit though, Cuneyt Arkin is stronger/cooler/more bad assy-ier than Chuck Norris. Does Chuck Norris have the balls to ripp the heads off of giant red teddy bears, or use there own decapitated arms as a sword against them, didn't think so.

[discolemawnade]

@jpreptilicus007

Chuck norris would use his balls to crush the skulls of the teddy bears. So yeah I guess he does have the balls..

[Dano63]

@jpreptilicus007 Decapitated arms? How do you cut the head off of an arm?

[Dano63]

@jpreptilicus007

Decapitated arms? How do you cut the head off of an arm?

[Pahjx]

@jpreptilicus007 All that talk about Chuck Norris is Sh*t anyways.

[kurtjk01]

As bad as this is, it's still better than "Phantom Menace" . . .

[Wintericecrystal]

@kurtjk01

I agree.

[ALIOOOOOOOH]

@kurtjk01 wtf you suck phantom menace was better then you face 

[lumeh]

@kurtjk01

minute 3:43 imperia destroyer is upside down!!!!!

[tomashache]

@kurtjk01 better than all precuels!

[umtata]

@kurtjk01 LMAO

[gallai1]

@kurtjk01

disagreed

[alanknutti]

6:42 LOL! He's playing a video game XD

[ceyhunatil]

alright guys... if muppets are about to invade your world, train harder on your jumping skills. apparently , it is essantial...

[Cheeseitnow]

4:53 is that a cylon ?

[AltShiftSpam]

youtube sucks, i cant add over 1164 favorites :(

[richdanks]

you guys forget that when these movies were made Turkey was a fascist country and the english language was banned, and no outside media was allowed in the country so Turkish filmmakers completely ripped of dozens of movies at extreme low budgets type in TurkishRambo or Turkish ET. The Turks were nuts back then and George Lucas and Steven Speildberg wouldn't have been able sue without starting a war.

[ceyhunatil]

@richdanks

you fail at history...

[McLarenMercedes]

@richdanks

Yeah, but for some reason Turkey was still a NATO member even back then. Turkey became a member in 1952.

I guess the strategic importance meant the rest of Nato could "look between the fingers" when it came to the fascist junta that ruled Turkey.

This probably meant Turkey got away with a lot of stuff they normally wouldn't.

Here's another "smart" idea. Place missiles in Turkey so that the Soviets feal threatened enough to try placing missiles in Cuba later.

[Turkish2023]

@richdanks

Turkey was never a fascist country, there were 3 coup d'etats from the army because they tought the secular character of the country was threathened by communists/islamists etc. The army took control for couple of years and restore the constitution and multi party system afterwards.

Its not like our country was ruled by a dictator like in Tunisia for 23 years

[feydrautha80]

@Turkish2023 yeah ..that is true. They didn't even had any holocaust or something like that. Those 1.5 millions armenians just killed themselves and then blamed on the turks.

[Turkish2023]

@feydrautha80

wtf did u start talking about? there were not even 1,5 mill of them, and they started killing first and demanding Turkish lands. They terrorized the eastern provinces with their Dashnak gangsters.

[sydneyboi4fun]

@Turkish2023 .... The current constitution is STILL the constituion written by ARMY. So basically, democracy is only on the paper in Turkey. People just live their lives and when thing go bad Army comes into power and leaves a constituion where everyone obeys... thats it... unfortunately...

[Redhammer627]

When I typed in Turkish Starwars on search, I got a message;

Oops! Did you mean: HELL?

[ExPLoReRNeT1]

aahhahaha inişe geçişe bakkk :DD

[lightsaber07]

ulan bu kadar beyinsizlik olurmu ya giriş konuşmasından bir şey anlayan beri gelsin adam ne söylediğini bilmiyo ki

[Kalaida]

@7:22 Good god, they blew up the actual STAR WARS logo! Seriously, look up the trailer and go back to this explosion. It's the same thing.

[bogart3225]

ulan dünyanın yarısını mahvettiniz bi tane insan bile yakalayamadınız mı???? :))))))))