Mass Effect 2 - Garrus Romance and Buildup

[burgerkingsucks1]

"i had reach but she had flexibility" lmao clearly who ever came up with that doesn't know a thing about fighting

[grandmasterauto]

How do u even think of having sex with a rock? Damn gurl.

[Mwang12]

5:22 Skooma, never again.

[ItsTheCos]

Calibrations. Dirty and clinical.

[JesusIzAPunkRocker]

I had reach but she had flexability! XD. I love you masseffect creators. all of you. you changed video games forever.

[SpitfireWonderbolts]

Why does Female Shepherd have really weird, big, derp eyes in some situations

[StormProductionzZ]

@SpitfireWonderbolts your comment made me lol and yes i noticed that too

[SpitfireWonderbolts]

@StormProductionzZ Like seriously man her eyes are like DURRRRRRP

[StormProductionzZ]

@SpitfireWonderbolts 2:10 DURP

[dxBIGBOSSxb]

@StormProductionzZ Watch just before that scene with male Shepard, right when he shakes his head smiling he makes the creepiest rape face EVER!

[TheNairnsHair]

Hahahhahahahahaha!!! The music killed me!

[HawthornMusic]

@OnceUponACake I never knew I could feel this way about a fictional alien. But he makes me feel all fluttery.

[TheStonerification]

LMAO Garrus' dialogue is fucking killing me....

[seeafish]

Your femshep looks botoxed. That is all.

[Kyero]

ugh! fem shep is just.. blegh.. even her new face is fugly.

[StarlightCici]

aww he's so cute and akward!

[happyhunterfish]

5:08. Friendzoning, always an option.

[roflknife7]

femshep: "lets go test your reach, and my flexibility."

garrus: "can it wait for a bit im in the middle of some calibrations."

garrus' console: "i use to be an adventure like you, then i took an arrow in the knee."

*femshep raises eyebrow*

garrus: "sigh, i'll be there in 5."

[NICKREAPER316]

@roflknife7 Even someone who's life is already a massive adventure plays Skyrim.

[roflknife7]

@NICKREAPER316 of course lol

[TazminTv]

Do some research? Just go up the elevator and have a chat with Mordin he always keeps stuff like that.

[Boberube34]

5:48

A face... only the Joker can love... XD

[Xephnat]

...So turned on by Garrus.

[Predetor1995]

I just...I've seen so many things go wrong Shepard. My work at C-Sec, what happened with Sidonis. I want something to go right. Just once. Just.....

....let me finish these calibrations.

[LegionXLR8]

Please let them do a spoof Dos Equis ad with Garrus. "Im not always busy, but when I am I do calibrations"

[ProjectZeta]

I'll never look at Garrus the same again...

[angel07p]

"you know me i always like to savor the last shot before popping the hit sink"

good...now i can't get your turian penis out of my head...thanks garrus

[flaminglimbz]

I bet he's just like what really the fuck just happened

[TheAnimefreak0789]

Every fan girl knows they'd probably tap that

[SarahLee1]

I love Garrus! Only I couldn't bear to put my femshep with him because I can't imagine sex with a turian to be pleasant lol

[Syraniss]

@SarahLee1

I would hope that as a doctor Mordin would at least warn you if turian sex was really violent or they had spikes on their junk or something... Or maybe he wouldn't, just for the lols.

[SarahLee1]

@Syraniss LOL he does if you pursue a relationship with garrus!

[Syraniss]

@SarahLee1

True, but he cunningly evades using any graphic terminology about the specifics except that he does tell you not to *ahem* ingest. He also sends the vids but damn, Garrus doesn't even watch them! =D

[Durkastatus]

You would think that Garrus would have taken off the visor...

[superdisconinja]

I'm a straight human male but...I'd tap that.

[1337ijs]

"savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."

You're damn right that metaphor went somewhere horrible, Garrus;

Horribly Hilarious.

[gamercrazy100]

god i'm so used to seeing garrus with his armor

[DooMGuy117]

Garrus is the only man i trust with FemShep.

i mean it's GARRUS

[BagonafStudios]

Lol, Garrus has sooooo many awkward moments. Still, he's one of the best characters in Mass Effect.

[FinalFormLXVII]

Why the hell is it whenever female Shepard smiles in the video, she looks like a complete retard.

[Crimsonterminator100]

Then Tali walks in and asks for a copy of the music.

[GreenInvaders]

4:40

what? you didn't have enough time before she asked you? come on garrus you never talk to shepard

[Tantalus017]

@GreenInvaders He was probably in the middle of some calibrations.

[BreakneckHeartache]

6:40

I WANT TO HUG HIM SO BAD

[BreakneckHeartache]

Garrus is the romancable Varric of the stars!

[cloudgirl150]

Femshep needs some facial calibrations...

[pendeho47]

i never calibrated for this

[DanytheElite]

5:49 lmfao

[Gill7691]

Garrus is a Pimp.

[leetworldfan101]

why does your character seem cross eyed or half retarded im not trying to be rude just wondering.

[cpthornman]

If I told a woman that her wait was supportive I'd get punched in the face. Nice to know the future has that problem has been solved.

[Darklink5000]

popping the heat sink lol

[WoahIsMe]

"GARRUS I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD."

"Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[TazminTv]

At 2:44 looks like he is checking around for EDI even shuts the door..Awww kinda cute

[3L4CKL19HT]

His expression at 2:12 priceless

[linger4605]

Lmaoooo ME2 romances are the best!

[wolfkiba1000]

How comes i get to the last scene with garrus?

i am here: 4:54

[Kyokyo101]

I didnt understand his metaphor and how it went wrong???

[CplJonnyOwenODST]

@Kyokyo101 You don't have a dirty mind, do you?

[Kyokyo101]

@CplJonnyOwenODST Oh on the contrary, I do. I'm just a little slow with this one.

[grudget1]

@Kyokyo101 me too

[Aurkli]

His eyes are so...Beautiful...

[deathwing316]

if u had sez with garrus its like having sex with a raptor or a t-rex! P human size

[thegiantpigeon]

Achievement Unlocked: Pulled a Turian.

[LaBellaRosa]

Yeah I'd do Garrus as well.

[infoman567]

This video explains the "bird and the bee's" perfectly

[rubi9815]

I don't care what your momma says I'd do Garrus!!!

[mrchuckmorris]

Is there a single BioWare romanceable "good guy" who isn't awkward as heck?

[TheWabbajackX]

@mrchuckmorris Girls like awkward guys. They find them adorable. BioWare romances: Made by girls, for girls. You're welcome, ladies.

[Minniechii]

@mrchuckmorris NO! Not "awkward"...CHARMING is the right word XD

[bossfight1]

"I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink... Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

NEVER fails to bring a smile to my face. Bioware, you guys are epic at dramatic story telling, even more so at hilarious dialogue.

[uncannybiscuit]

"wait...that metaphor went somewhere horrible"

No Garrus. It went somewhere WONDERFUL

[TheRome111]

Garrus: We ended up having a tie-breaker round in her room i had reach but she had flexibility

Shepard: heh..so you

Garrus: yep beat her to death with an Omni-Gel Converter and threw her lifeless corpse out the airlock

Shepard: ...ok

[CarrickBuff10]

Anyone notice how Garrus kind of sounds like the Joker? The Dark Knight Version.

[CplJonnyOwenODST]

Nice to see my good ol' pal Garrus is getting some action.

[ManifestNightmare]

Wait...that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

[owlfail123117]

Garrus is a total bad ass

[OnceUponACake]

I may be a weirdo. Or I definitly AM a weirdo but... Hell... I think Garrus is damn sexy

[ryvetted]

@OnceUponACake You're not the only one!

[TehUtlimatePlantPot]

@OnceUponACake He's the best guy in your team I think :D

[greatxssassin1]

@OnceUponACake We all think Garrus is sexy...

[lupuslunari]

@OnceUponACake and the fan girls go wild. :D

[NICKREAPER316]

@OnceUponACake If it's because of his voice Jesus will forgive you...God won't, but Jesus will put in a good word.

[Birdilovesanime13]

@NICKREAPER316

Brandon Keener y'all. He sounds like that in real life without the echos. Good stuffs

[Birdilovesanime13]

@OnceUponACake

Hottest alien since the original Spock ;)

[TheLyl4ever]

This guy fights geth fearlesly, and is nervous about sex .

He kills criminals with perfect aim, and doesn't know what to tell to his couple.

Garrus is certainly cool.

[DevilRebellion]

That's when you know the people at Bioware are great story tellers: when they can make even cross-species love-making sound beautiful.

[DjViriatus]

After you beat the game and if you did romance whit Garrus , Go talk to Mordin and he will give Femshep advices for human-turian sexual interactions lol . Best part of it is : " just don't swallow anything " . seriously .

[Midnafreakable]

Obby.

[Silencer2869]

That's why I love that guy!

[animatorZee]

ROFL XDDDD MADE MY DAY:

"Wait...that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

[animatorZee]

As the Tshirt would say...

BIOWARE ROMANCES ME RIGHT!

[brouterhoodofsteel]

ANYONE WHO READS THIS you have to play the song [Fuck The Pain Away - Peaches] when Garrus uses the music its hilarious !!!!!!!!!!

[zupergozer]

this is so hilariously awkward

[AlbertWeskerfan100]

what do you do to activate the romance scene?

[spiraloutward]

@AlbertWeskerfan100 The romance scene itself happens right before you start the suicide mission, so go through the Omega 4 relay

[cooldonkeyfish]

God fucking damnit I talk to garrus every single chance I get and I never said anything along the lines of "let's just be friends" but it didn't work out. Now I'm going back to a save from about 6 hours back just so I can get it to work...

[ayrinneify]

LOL Garrus got all the good lines! He was my first choice but switched to Thane. I gotta replay just to see those lines for myself haha

[ShadeCrenshaw]

...that shepard looks so derpy...

[madmike1]

@ShadeCrenshaw ......I was going to say EXACTLY that....no joke....took the words right out of my mouth

[thatoneflamingguy]

CALIBRATIONS.

[Lawfish66]

Hehehe lol that heat sink metaphor always gets me lol

[terminus234]

cant wait for the aftermath of the relationship with femshep and garrus only 1 month and 33 days till realese in uk

[gekkoguy911]

popping the heat sink, lolololololololololol

[wolfkiba1000]

I have totally a big crush on Garrus! Well i don't even need to tell who i am going to pick up like mine romance! ;)

[CauzerKid]

I fucking love Garrus. No homo.

[csithiphong]

Femshep needs work on some.... Facial details.

[RuneWalkthroughs]

@csithiphong the hell she does look at it!!!

[blackhorse1988]

@csithiphong Seriously... half the time it looks like she's got gas or menstrual cramps.

[TotallyGurrish]

He doesn't even have lips!

[nikkilovescats]

lol her eyes

[Historymaker2001]

That metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

[Skull11137]

Your sheapards eyes scare me.

[luckdragon88]

Im curious. if Liara was a romanced in ME1 does Garrus ever reference it in the romance build up of ME2? You'd think it would be worth at least questioning, to check that that previous relationship is done.

[TheCoolestGeekEver]

I find it so funny that Garrus wears his eye visor in the romance scene! :)

[GSNRecords]

What's funny about that? Oh, I get it, Bioware's laziness! Ha ha.

[palinite]

One question. Has anyone ever got to this stage and then rejected him?!? Even just to see what he sais? I know I could never do it!!

[Hezpak]

@palinite "no thanks Shepard, i wouldn't like to put my name on the lists of people you knocked over their asses." something like that

[TaggerungJuska]

You know I don't think I've ever seen a female turian before.....anybody? Help me out here I'm curious.

[KDlala]

@TaggerungJuska In the book Mass Effect: Retribution, there are two of them that play a considerable role in part of the story, and you actually see some in the Evolution comic. They look like male turians except they don't have a fringe on their head.

[TaggerungJuska]

@KDlala ok thanks. just curiosity really.

[KDlala]

@TaggerungJuska I know the feeling, it was cool to see female aliens besides the asari. C'mon, Mass Effect, it took two games, two comics, and three books before we got to see female turians, don't keep us hanging for the rest of 'em!

[TheMarkz0ne]

Yay for interspecies erotica 

[TheDumbGorilla]

Garrus' research sounds like porn...

[TheRome111]

I demand a mod that turns all of garrus's dialog into him just saying calibrations

Garrus: calibrationscalibrationscalibr­ationscalibrations!

Shepard: your right garrus all we need to do is take out that blood pack base and we can get out of here

[arythewyvern]

@TheRome111 Ahahah I would really like that xD

[DivideInfinity]

Garrus: If you were a turian, i'd be complimenting your waist or your fringe. So... your, uh, hair looks good and your waist is... oh screw this, im going back to calibrations.

[There4leonskennedy]

Garrus: "You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."

Shepard: *Devilish smile*

Garrus: "Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

Shepard: "I'll let you get back to work."

Garrus: "Right. 'Cause I'm in a great place to optimize firing algorithms right now."

Me: LOL i love you Garrus, Mass Effect would suck without you :)

[AlysonKeyla]

Oh god, I swear.....if they don't amp up GAR's "headbump" thing into something much more, uhm, "sensually satisfying" by ME3 ima gonna be really, really pissed...

[VWPY]

"I've never consider cross-species intercourse. And damn, saying it that way doesn't help. Now I feel dirty and clinical." Well put Garrus, well put.

[Forveez]

When he turned on the Flux music I lost my shit X'D

[TheLordgorgor]

I love garrus hes a likeable and sympathetic character, and not to mention his voice actor is really fucking good.

[domozombie1]

Garras and tali are best aliens ever

[NujuonRS]

@domozombie1 gonna agree with you there since I'm a dude I like tali but Garras is pretty kick ass

[SnowlyWhite07]

aww garrus is the most cutest alien EVER. After watching this i am rolling another character just to romance him. tbh i should have had my main character romance garrus. always thought that there was something between them, but i played it safe and romanced Kaiden -.- if i could i would romance joker too.

[Tarion666]

code for character plox : D

[sarakatefisher9]

Only Garrus could end up looking sexier after taking a missile to the face.

[Tiny95]

I fully expected to find a comment about being in the middle of some calibrations. I am disappointed.

[asadavidasa]

@Tiny95 wait for a bitt,they are in the middle of some calibrations

[batteredtruth]

Bahaha, his awkwardness is adorable! XD

[Nalenthi]

No matter how many times I try, I will NEVER get over "I like to savour the last shot before popping the heat sink"

[BlockDie824]

"i'll do some research and figure out how to.. you know......"

*instant skip to new dialog*

*nervous turn around*

"okay that sounded bad"

[superenergy17]

Fenris, Zevran, Garrus and Thane... only Bioware can make the thought of having a cross-species lover sound sexy. :>

[arythewyvern]

This is soooooo sweet!!! <3 but it also makes me lol because she has kind of a derp face, (1:50)

[charrieng]

i thought turian wine was poisonous for humans

[killermoens]

Wow , he wasn't in the middle of some calibrations

[psykokimera]

I want to play a femshep just for this dialogue!

[ProjectSwede]

Shepard: Garrus i wanna have sex with you!

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit im in a middle of some calibrations.

Shepart U son of a.....!

[TheStarcraftJACKAL]

You waist is very supportive LOL

[Thequietsoldier1]

lol garrus is funny XD (im a guy he's a total rolemodel for me ^__^)

GO GARRUS

[StarrySkyy29]

AW GARRUS! He's so funny and sweet. I hope there's more romance in ME3. Not just dialogue options and then a scene at the end. But still love Garrus :D

[BrBoomr]

Her eyes are pretty and creepy at the same time ....

[Tremulousnut]

Lol, clownface Femshep......you bring a smirk in me every time. She's just so smug......

[JiGowl72]

if i didnt hate fem shep. and think she sounds like a giant lesbian and i was a turian female i would def romance garrus but garrus deserves the best...mass effect 3 im gonna do gay male shepard and try with garrus

[BobbleWorldBass]

If I were in Mass Effect.... I would totally be Garrus and would go out with Tali... both are, to quote GangsterHutterite... adorkable.

[Dervish5551]

That metaphor just went somewhere horrible

[redauir]

Garrus <3

[monkeyjoe70]

"your waist is very supportive"nice garrus nice

[terminus234]

garrus is the best person to be with femshep

[oneshott51]

I think the headbutt was pretty god damn cute, for those who were disappointed at the lack of a kiss.

[itsDenkie]

I am currently in a relationship with Thane, he is quite the sex. I originally made a volition to take my relationship with Garrus further - I fucked up, selected the wrong response, and as a consequence, Garrus no longer wishes to speak to me and would rather.. calibrate his calibrations :'(((

Nevertheless, I will start a new game for the single purpose of getting that turians ass into my bed <3

[oblivion3992]

@itsDenkie OMG same here! SO im not the only one!

[kjettpack]

god, that shepard model is not great. i really hope they have better facial animation in ME3

[ArcanaLegacy]

Garrus becomes quite the love boat in ME3 >;3

According to everyone on the bioware community who have read the leaked script, Garrus is practically the best written romance so far. Bioware made up for the "headbump" this time apparently. More emotions and adorkable moments added in for good measure.

Garrus: "The scars are starting to fade. I remember they drove you wild... but I can go out and get all new ones if it'll help." ;3

[fatalcatler]

@ArcanaLegacy Im so torn between finding and reading them, or waiting to hear it in game.

[becky45328]

@ArcanaLegacy

Sounds like we're in for a treat for ME3

[biobiobio7777]

@ArcanaLegacy where is this where can I read this so I can send it to a friend and let her SPAZ

[xalanthekid]

dude funny ass hell