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  • How do they not laugh? Hahaha xD

  • ..He was 35 years old, with 4% body fat, and a 42 inch ches...hahaha

  • his shirtless ghost will always be with me ... LMAO

  • Please enter your text [0:37]. The suspense is killing me.

  • I'll bet $ all his co workers are heart broken & are really gonna miss those Long Hot Lathered Soapy Dripping Steamy Showers after a good fire :(

  • ...rubbing oil on his chest and flexing for the angels

  • @ellenaor Now that's my kind of heaven. hehehehe.

  • His wife is a female Zac Efron.

  • Women are so simple. WOMEN I'M NOT JUST A PIECE OF MEAT. I'M A MAN WITH A PERSONALITY AND ROCK HARD ABS STOP OBJECTIFYING ME

  • @LuniaVideo Dude i'm a guy and men do the same about women so both sexes objectifies the other... it's dumb but what can we do about them, kill those people with fire? hmm not a bad idea.

  • lol what the heck

  • gee i have a 52 inch chest. but i dont put out fires, it start them.

  • He even had the side six pack on :'<

  • This is so tragic.....somehow it reminds me of them having to put poor Shawn Johnson to sleep after she broke her leg.

  • @grownman455 Totally agree, the media just brainwashes people, every single one.

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  • Was just watching Rescue Me lol

  • OMG - I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL - WHAT A DUMBASS!

  • @CYRAPHYM did you just call yourself a dumbass?

  • @beenn15 - yes I did and I really DISLIKE those dumbass movies etc. I actually saw this before I picked up The ONion news paper...but all in all it was a good laff..tc

  • ....the only time I wished I was in a burning building... mmm.

  • He was hot but not sexy.

  • i love how he says "Hunkalicious" 1:44

  • who are these people in the video that the onion interviews like the girl in the show and the man with gray hair at the fire department? Does the onion pay these people as actors or are they volunteering for onion for free? LOL. They seem to get a lot of different people on their show, more than usual sit coms have.

  • 0:36 Better fix that, Onion.

  • that is one delicious man candy.

  • as a fireman i am disapointed

  • she looks like zac efrons sister....why the fuck would i even think of that?

  • @LeninsBoyToy44 That is a really good question

  • What is funny is that so many people think this is real -- and THAT in turn says something about the quality of the news nowadays. I mean, if this is not obviously fake to everyone, then what does this say about how bad real news has become?

  • @chrisman737 maybe the people are just gullible

  • @chrisman737 I'd say this is more about the quality of American news than news programmes in general.

  • @halogen123 , I must disagree, most especially if you are specifically targeting "American" news. There is a certain prejudice against American news, but the PBS Newshour is excellent and ABC does a good job. There are also other non-American news sources such as the BBC, but very silly and immature news sources like some Italian news shows. I don't like it when people generalize that American news is not as good, because I have seen some bad news shows in other places.

  • "Was Shakespeare gay?"

    That's actually something that the news today would cover! >_>

  • we're gonna find out "was Shakespeare gay?" and we're gonna talk to a 7th grader who says he deefffinitely was

  • "He even had da side sixpack going. Most firefighters, they never get dat.... I don't think I've ever met a firefighter more hunkalicious." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

  • *reading comments of people who think this is real*

    Mother of God people are so stupid...

  • Very tasteless

  • Why is Zac Efron in drag?

  • Dammit it's fake, I actually wanted to see a Jimmy Stewart impersonator explain the fiscal crisis. Well, maybe someone could make that video....anyone?

  • Few will get the last blurb...

  • Haha it's so sad that he was wearing his full uniform

  • I'll tell you how sex starts. First I pay her, then I fail to maintain an erection.

  • Tracy Gill is sexy enough to die in my apartment fire.

  • Lol ppl think this is real :)lol

  • To think that so many retards believe that the onion is real....

  • @bjpw1234 I know, it's ridiculous

  • Do you idiots in the comments even know what satire is? This is obviously fake

  • Sorry for your loss, he was incredibly sexy.

    Lmfao i died.

  • More than 70% of these people posting comments are aware it's fake. They just want to post bullshit lol

  • WTF???? IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING JOKE???? LISTEN THIS FUCKING RETARD NEWS ANCHOR.. "I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS...HE WAS INCREADEABLY SEXY??? WTF!!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE SHE SAID THAT

  • @suga63palic Someone forget their Ritalin today?

  • @suga63palic have some respect. he was very attractive.

  • @suga63palic yes it is some kind of joke. wake up.

  • poopymcscoopymcskietlydoot

    

  • This is how superficial our society has become. I agree it's tragic but to make it a news story because of his looks is ridiculous. Not a good mesage for children.

  • @Twisted426 Did you SEE how sexy he was? To speak on something other than his looks would be disrespectful to not only himself and his wife, but to the beautiful people around the world. Shame on you.

  • @Twisted426 Everybody thumb up Twisted426's comment. He thinks this shits real.

  • @Twisted426 not for children mo fo.

  • @Twisted426 umm seriously dude

  • You guys killed my stoke. RIP.

  • RIP

  • It is fake. It's satire

  • Is is fake. This is satire.

  • This sounds so fake!!!!

  • My God he is hot. ;o

  • these fuckers are out day mind

    yeaaaaahh

  • RIPped.

  • Love the onion news

  • I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!! thank u onion news network ;)

  • Gee. Americans love making up dribble on video and call it entertainment. No wonder to why America has a high rate of low IQ's.

  • @TheAustinniya TheOnion is satirical commentary on the state of America and the condition of Americans. That's one of its charms. Such as the over-obsession with models and celebrities that work to serve no one but themselves, as opposed to civil servants. not that I really care either way. And the "Shakespeare was definitely gay" as according to a 7th grader. What you're watching here isn't the cause of the stupidity, it's a reaction to it, a reflection on it...that's why TheOnion exists.

  • @SlowAndSteady2 excellent comment, very well explained. you answered it with more dignity than was warranted haha

  • @Rael0505 Thank you. I'm actually shocked by all the people leaving comments here who believe this is real news or are griping about how "tasteless" it is (@1q2q3q4q5qable), or even those crying "FAKE!" Really, you don't say? You mean people aren't this stupid? I beg to differ.

  • hunkalious lol

  • RIP

  • This is fucking disgusting

  • @tazfire133 Much like your dead mother. :(

  • @tazfire133 You do realize it isn't real right?

  • God I wish I lived in the same dimension as the Onion takes place in. It'd be the best life ever.

  • @octupus6 Did you watch the "Take your daughter to War Day" video yet? xD

  • i drooled a little

  • The Onion has some of the dumbest and lamest videos I have ever watched. They're so bland and NOT humorous. I don't understand how people find this shit "funny". I didn't crack a smile through out the whole video. They should watch some other videos and learn some real comedy.

  • @MrIshitbrix Comedy is subjective and the definition of what's funny depends on who you ask.

    Keep your "wah they need to learn how to be funny" bullshit to yourself.

  • @BlackZero98 Very valid point funny is subjective.

  • @MrIshitbrix You're too r3tarded to get the videos' messages as to find the humor in them.

  • @MrIshitbrix Onion is all about satire and since that is subtle (to some anyway) humor based on reality then not everybody will find it funny. All some people need is a pie to a face or a hit to the crotch and they're rolling cracking up on the floor.

  • @SoCalSand Haha

  • I love Onion and always will for great satire, and I will forever hate you gullible bastards that believe its real

  • so sad, he was such a handsome man, I am deeply sorry for your loss, God Bless You, <3

  • @hippiechic71 it isnt real

  • he had the tight buns haha

  • reading some of the comments, i can't believe some people actually don't get this. if i kill myself, know that my death is on your hands, 'tards.

  • Omg, this is so sad! :(

  • @ScottAgirs its not real

  • @TheShaunGawler no shit, sherlock

  • Was it a real FF tho?

  • She looks like Zac Efron

  • how do they keep a straight face?

  • this is like a US version of The Day Today, a UK show from over 10 years ago.

  • Thumbed down. I don't want youtube to recommend any funny shit.

  • @cruzerfire you're an idiot they arent mocking firefighters

  • Wtf is this a joke?l....

  • @PopR1ne No way dude. This is some serious shit bro. A smoking hot firefighter died :/

  • @GenericFurfag rofl no just how the interview is..ahaha

  • @GenericFurfag:

    Hahahahaha I DIED laughing at your reply to that 'tard. 

  • funny news!!

  • I want to hear the 7th grader on how gay Shakespeare is. =D

  • hunkalicious... i think we need to push webster to add it to their dictionaries

  • @HatingSociety

    This was entirely real.

  • His wife is hot.

  • Was this a joke or real? They were more interested in talking about his looks more then his actual life it seemed like.

  • @HatingSociety totally real. The Onion is the most trusted name in news.

  • @lightwithout Yeah when I commented I actually realized who posted it so I don't want to hear it lol

  • @lightwithout Sadly...... You're not being sarcastic.

  • "...up there in Heaven, rubbing oil on his smooth chest and flexing for the angels"...crazy!!! :))))

  • Haha, a seventh grader that wants to prove to everyone that shakesphere was gay xD

  • Is this serious???

    

  • @Heinalicious Your Retarded

  • @ETHOB121 Thanks for reminding me;)

  • "he had the back muscles, the tight buns, he even had the side six pack on, most firefighters they never get that, i don't i've ever met a firefighter more hunkalicious"

    "and you know right now your husband's spirit is up there in heaven rubbing oil on his smooth chest"

    HAHAHAHHAHA

  • Comedy at its Best & a spat on the biased Evil media who always distracts us in every possible ways .

    Danny panther,texas

  • I f***kin LOVE this video @ first I was like wait is the real? bwahahahaha

  • Love the statue at 1.39. I hope the NYFD really do put up one of those.

  • "Yes. He was. Thank you."

  • I'm officialy an "onion addict" And don't steal my phrase.

  • The Onion News Network is just so fucking awesome!! It cracks me up!!

    

  • He was 35 years old with 4% body fat

    RIP

  • @nemeczek67 RIPped*

    

  • WTF

  • the end I ROFLd

  • ha ha hunk-a-licious! 

  • This is very sad.

  • I'm so sorry for your loss, your husband was incredibly sexy.

  • I have so much sympathy for his widow. After losing a selfless, brave hero with a 42-inch chest, her life will never be the same...

  • I love the Onion, I've loved the Onion for a long time, but for once I can honestly say I didn't find this funny at all. Maybe it's because I'm a firefighter, in fact I'm quite certain that's why, but the way they say "The roof collapsed" "and he burned alive" just totally put me off. That kind of thing happens quite a bit, and I don't know why they'd make a joke about it. Not bashing the Onion, however, I love them more than you know.

  • @Selkafi i agree. usually i find the onion really funny, but a story like this came on the radio this morning about two firefighters getter caught under a collapsing roof. very sad story...maybe it was just too soon for me to be watching this.

  • @Selkafi I sympathize with your profession and the danger you face everyday, but certainly the Onion is not making fun of firefighters. They are lampooning the way our society treats fallen members. When young models die, news networks display their half-nude photos and claim how beautiful they were. Rarely does the media appreciate people for their true accomplishments and bravery. Firefighters were the perfect topic, because they are the epitome of bravery in our society.

  • @polemancho: Ain't that always the truth, though? The Onion's always tried to put a smile on our faces. =)

  • @Selkafi I honestly think they were trying to condemn the way that firefighters' deaths are ignored or trivialised in favour of those who are young or beautiful. I don't think there's anyone sane in society who doesn't value what firefighters do.

    

  • i hav no idea how they keep a straight face thru the whole thing

    godam there halarious

  • is this show a joke?

  • @horny0donkey0 No, this is obviously real. Fucking moron

  • @ProlyfikShotz chiiiiiiiilllllll you fuckin christian. that hurt :''''(

  • @ProlyfikShotz wait so the death was fake too

  • Oh gosh, this is great.

  • "I'm sorry for your loss. You're husband was incredibly sexy."

    lmao. love the onion!

  • ''Ever since he was a young boy he liked helping people and posing semi-nude''

    Nambla salutes you Onion News Network!

  • shes fit

  • Was Shakespeare gay? We talk to a seventh grader who says 'he definately was'.

  • ~• FiREMEN R SUPER SEXy •~

    WAY Way way better than pigs.

    TEAR

    He never got a chance to save my Pretty Pussy Cat from a tree top.

    Ahh!

    Cold Shower

    ~•~

  • Fire fighters are hot hot hot today

  • He's hot!

  • Anyone who's read the sonnets knows that Shakespeare was definitely gay.

  • This is making fun of those stupid fuckn calendars that trivialize firefighting.

  • Rubbing oil and flexing for the angels LOLOLOL XD XD

  • This is extremely clever. In this day and age whenever a super model or a goodlooking actor or actress dies their on the news for about a week, whereas firefighters are probably killed everyday yet how often do you hear about it. Comedy with a serious message at times is the best comedy.

  • @dtpc191991 Well that's pretty much the definition of satire.

  • @dtpc191991 That's right. Don't you love The Onion? Best channel on YouTube, no doubt about it.

  • @dtpc191991 that the thing :( they die everyday. It would be redundant to cover that all the time,but same with celebs

  • okay ah after the break were going find out... was shakespeare gay?? we,r going to talk to a seventh grader how says he definitely was....

  • hahahahha "with biceps so firm you could crack a walnut with".