Jeff Dunham and Peanut part 3

[shamustess]

talk about hunt n` peck lmao

[myryanbeatty]

Trust me u would not do well in prison.

Why?

Ha. Come here puppet boy! Lol

MAKE UR DADDY TALK! I laughed so hard(; I love jefafa dunHam... Dot com. Lol

[KakashiOfSharingan1]

870 more views til 10 million.

[KAYLEEWALKERVEVO]

HAHA OLE!!!

[shamustess]

_ _ 0 Peanut u had to much coffee coffee coffee

[shamustess]

hes here on a STICK HELLLO 

[ilovejb3232]

I love peanut!!!!!!!

[IkeZac2011]

Come hereee puppet boiiii!!! lol

[NicholaTcR]

Jeff:you enjoy being in this country?

Joze:sometimes im afraid for my life

jeff:why?

peanut: its called Taco Bell

hahahahahhaahha

[okultov]

@NicholaTcR dude you need to listend that part again ...

[jjasso914]

damn this is funny shit

[thepopcorn744]

short story:

mom and dad are watching tv

person on tv: now this is a jalapeno..

me: *runs into room* ON A STICK! *runs back out of room*

mom and dad: O_O

[tatohej]

Would you help me push my car,does that ID looks real? :)))

[MyJordan2000]

My dog is a chihuahua his name is Jello

Story:

Jello: Somtimes im afraid for my life.

Mom:Why?

Me: Taco Bell!!!

[chelsea1997toni]

I love watching your performances there amazing . It must be so hard righting al those scripts for your acts its just amazing ! Form chelsea atkinson ! Xx

[SassyBaby99100]

@trinitybay13

I think he says - "talk about hunt and peck!"

I think that he is referring to finding the keys e and k on a keyboard

[purpleninja98100]

Peanut is funny as hell xD

[kbrockstar101]

I love peanut he rocks =)

[trinitybay13]

Wht does peanut say @ 0:20 seconds????

[snowicebecca]

So hosay when you're typing xD oh sorry! PMSL!

[dramadamagedyoursoul]

OLE XD

[trinitybay13]

Hahaha two keys i can never friggin find on a friggin keyboard it seems to be a trick known only to the mexicans! Lol my faaaav part

[jj1234567890pp]

HOME DEPOT

[allieomusic]

COME HERE PUPPET BOY! MAKE UR DADDY TALK!

[zachlion95]

That's as funny as hell

[kataraaang123]

peanut is my fav ;p

[71mrbear]

i think it was halarious

[MrFunnyfcuk]

come here puppet boy!!! make your daddy talk!

[MrFunnyfcuk]

pickle on a pencil!

[queencoryn3]

Didn't u watch sesame street

[Hothead1236]

Jeff is Jeff heff is heff and he'ff he'ff

[jnimmy12]

460 Mexicans watched this and were afraid for their life.

[djoseful]

My favorite

[janapeck87545465]

hrm I`m good looking babe

[gubazibill]

2000adrianna what the hell that makes no sense on a stick!

[VanillaBeyotchh79]

COME HERE PUPPET BOYY

[tjjt209]

Peanut: taco bell.

[RedRANGA115]

ON A STICK!!!

[19younguns]

Hahahha OLAY!!!!

[2000Adrianna]

Awesome

Foward this to 4 videos

One day a family a mom a dad and a little girl the girl was 11 and asked her dad wat r u gonna give me for my 15ths and he said there's still alot of time till that so when the girl was 14 she was sick of her heart and she was gonna b 15 already so she went to the hospital and Se was got better but her dad wasn't there and she found a card tht said -you said what I was gonna give u for 15ths now u know-:(

[tomcheffe]

lol Made of secrets

[Drake123890098321]

So funny ass hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bboyshine13]

I was searching for the peanuts microphone! HAHAHAHAHA

[KaraCelsaqo369]

lol I`m good looking babe, with great sense of humor

[Red80552]

that was ffffricken awesome

f-f-f-f-f-f-ricken AWESOME

[LichKing783]

I love Penut

[bethcelglor]

Peanut: so wheres your green cart? Hosea: It's in my other stick...*Jeff and Peanut stares, looks at stick then at each other.Peanut: did you know he had another stick? Jeff: I have no idea... Peanut: Do you know what that means? Jeff: what? Peanut: it means that one COMES OUT...*bends down slowly to look. oh my gosh...Jeff:what?Peanut: I thought it was just stuck up his ass Jeff: what's wrong? Peanut: he has no ass!!!

It's freakin' funny

[bethcelglor]

so hosea when your typing *gasp oh im SORRY.

[grayraft5]

jeff: what were some english phrases you lerned

Peanut:will u help me push my car

[jhawkFUN]

Jose: Don't close the door Peanut: WHY NOT Jose: The cockeroches Peanut: you have cockeroches in there Jose: One big one Jeff: A big one Jose: ON A STICK Jose: Senior Jeff: What Jose; I need to come back out Jeff: No you're going with the show Jose you stay right there Jose: Senior Jeff: What Jose: I NEED TO COME BACK OOUUTT Peanut: You cant come back OOUUTT Thumbs up if this is your favorite part

[purplicious223]

I am obsessed with Jeff dunham I luv him sooooooooooooooooo much it's not even funny

[miatuneaphish]

Do you like America? Sometimes I'm scared for my life. Why? TACO BELLL!!

[Ellie072515]

I LOVE Jeff Dunham and all his puppets.

[FeedzxX]

Jeff: " so josé, are you here on a temporary visa, a work visa?"

Peanut: " he's here on a stick"

ahahahahaha i laugh every time i here that

[Ahmali40]

horrible Pogo accident lol...

[zombieslayerdude666]

josè oh yeah ^_^ got the é and the ñ

[BboyAngel9]

FUNNIEST!! Trust me you will NOT do well in prison!! And why is that so?? COME HERE PUPPET BOY!!

[MrIlikegadgets]

Lamont

[SassyJack678]

Hehe i can do it José its only cause im on an ipod touch though incase ur wondering its the 4th generation

[jettitan98]

Jeff: Jose i have to say you speak English very well.

Jose: Gracias senour

Jeff: So Jose what were some of the first phrases you learned in English

Peanut: Will you help me push my car...Does this I.D look real...Wheres the nearest Home Depot

so friken funny

[RidinSolo92]

@jettitan98 Actually...that last one was true...

[XOteddiursaOX]

JOSÈ HAHA PEANUT I GOT IT

[mj443307]

jeff-Do you enjoy being in this country?

Jose-Sometimes...

peanut-TACO BELL:]

[TheGhostiful]

"wheres your green card?"

"i left it in my other stick."

"did you know that he had another stick?"

"no"

"you know what that means?"

"what"

"it means that was comes out!!!"

[mymanwade]

best puppets ever elmo can get fucked

[foxgirl1300]

458 people have a stick in their ass due to a horable polo accident. stick kaka jeff fafa ha haha

[jettitan98]

@foxgirl1300 not POLO peanut said POGO

[foxgirl1300]

458 people had a horable polo accident

[suzannenoble]

well Do not waste time, come to my room I'm all burning

[brocklee565]

4:37 thats my favorite part COME HERE PUPPET BOY, MAKE YOUR DADDY TALK!

[TheZedmore]

On a Schtick,

[ChrisBrittain1]

Dunhaaaaaaaaaaam RUELS!

[MOTGClan]

458 people r gay

[dewrager1]

no he is sopose to your mom u fag ass

[TheKelticblaze]

hes a big purple people eater

[arigatodesigns]

Someone's b*%$h....on a steeek

[ilunickjonas1992]

jose: "sumtimes im afriad for my life"

jeff: "why"

peanut: "taco bell"

[jesse8698]

@ilunickjonas1992 this made me CRACK UP it is fuuuuuuuny

[ilunickjonas1992]

@jesse8698 i cant get enough of jeff dunham! peanut is my fav

[jesse8698]

@ilunickjonas1992 meto GOO TEAM PEANUT

[hollywoodundeadrox12]

whats a woozal

[kellygrace97]

gotta love peanut! XD

[KTMracer224]

wHO DOESNT LIKE PEANUT? who is funniest

[gunnut311]

On a stick

[animallova753]

taco bell

[Fan2La]

@dancemajor20 its si

[x3haekyungx3]

In another one of his acts he was talking about a deaf group was in DC to watch his show and I think this is the one cuz at the beginning of the show I saw someone signing in the front.

[TheSamibean]

I love Jeffafa DumHAM!

[MarianEscio]

I love how the ending music is the same music as the ending of americas next model. But I can never sotp watching this vid! I love him!

[luvslife100]

Jeff: what were the first phrases u learned in english?

Peanut: can u help me push my car?

xD lmfao...i love's it! ^_^

[misslaughoutloudgir]

Jose:Sometimes im afriad for my life

Jeff:Why

Peanut:Taco bell xD

[darkfire622]

Peanut: talk about hunt n' peck

[Crazybaboom10]

LOL RANDOMLY JOSE SAYS OLE AND EVERYBODY GOES CRAZY ABOUT IT

[sammytard]

Come here Puppet boy..........make your daddy Talk

[MsCookies201]

lol funny video

[CPAPBADBOYZ]

1rst of all peanut is fhalpf human hjapg monkey 2nd of all so jhozay r u here on a temporary viza r u here on a wort viza hes here on a stick

[cpthinks]

ne yown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[KoBerg04]

So Jose, I understand you have a new girlfriend

Si, señor

What's that, a fricken pickle on a pencil?

Lol Peanut

[gueropuro69]

He doesn't have an ass!

[theotheawesome]

why is peanut so ninja?



[TheDallasDude]

Peanut was prejudice towards 458 people

[xXxSuicideSingsxXx]

hes here on a stick! LOL

[applefan2151]

Dong dong hhhhaaauuuccchhh! Ole!

[Xx10000BCxX]

Sometimes I forget that Jeff has his hand shoved up peanut's back end.... =P Thumbs up if forget too.

[kelseymc96]

"Come here puppet boy!!, Make your daddy talk!!" lol

[thekool31]

lol jose litterally has to screw his self to masterbait

[keyoty1228]

lol he is sooooo flippen funny!!!!

[Gallardo81596]

a fricken pickle on a pencil?

[GwenStefaniSWEETboy]

Ha ha thats a long stick

[nikekotor2]

Jeff: Are you here on a temporarily visa, are you here on a work visa?

Peanut: He's here on a stick!

xD

[sandralobato1209]

Probably a horrible pogo accident?! Ya know, doing doing Criiiick!!

 `ole!!

[jrbissell1979]

"sometimes i'm afraid for my life"

"why?"

"taco bell"

hahahaha!

[twalt29]

so jose when ur typing... o im sorrrrry

[Monsterz84jls]

So Jose when your typing..Oh I'm sORRY!

[majaarnie1]

''he's here on the stick!''

[WatchdogDisciple]

@2:59 HELLLLLOO....Holy sh-uhh....God da-uhh....WOW

[bignbad56]

Omg! I thought it was just stuck up his ass! " what's wrong? "... He doesn't have an ass!

[someone77573]

ha COME HERE PUPPET BOY!!



[HollywoodUndead1498]

@someone77573 hahahahahahaha make you daddy talk xD

[someone77573]

@HollywoodUndead1498 lol



[GarzaProductiona]

Jeff dunham is hilarious, but not as funny as Gabriel iglesias

[muffin8coconut]

Had a horrible pogo accident ? You know, dong, dong, ckkckck

[WatchdogDisciple]

@muffin8coconut ole

[Nicolas2189]

@roshak123 they put it on a stick!

[conankp]

Jeff: Do you Enjoy being in this Country?

jose: sometimes im afraid for my life :|

Jeff: why?

Peanut: Tacobell...

[killakill35]

Jeff: so jose they are putting more national guard on the border. does this concern you? Jose: No senior. Jeff: Why not? Peanut: He is already here........

[mattlewis95]

Are you hear on a work visa , a temporary visa. He's hear on a stick lmfao

[Justinlove5555]

its in my other stick

[KINGJOKER60]

come here puppet boy hahah

[kelseyfish4]

is jose ligill???????????????????



[MLCReaCTiionZ]

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Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution

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[bloodmarylovesukerpu]

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[lindsaylulu98]

458 ppl are joses other stick

[iilovecomputernerd]

Jeff: Are you here on a temporary visa ? Are you here on a work visa ?

Peanut: Hes here on a stick .!

Lmfaoo. gtta love emmm

[purplepattern29]

Lmao Jeff Dunham(.com) is hilarious love him!!!

[berbo79]

come here puppet boy

make your dady talk

epic !

[mattie523]

Taco Bell

[ManMagic2]

that is a very nice puppet you have there it would be ashame if somthing bad happend

[stephutech]

"he's just a jalapeno!"

"on a steek"

"I KNOW!"

[courtneyluvsmusic1]

@MrFisherman144 I think he's suppose to be a purple yeti but I could be wrong. He's my hero though I fucking love him!!!!!

[iwano98]

458 people are Idiots!

[commando414]

Jose: I have my green card

Peanut: Where is your green card

Jose: It's in my other stick!

(I think its his d**k!!)

[mrkeisuke75]

@commando414 Yup.

[mimifufu1]

How the freak do u spell hosè with Jose?!?!?!?! I wuld freaking love 2 kno how u freaking mexicans do that

[FrezupJoe]

@mimifufu1 what do u mean?

[MrFisherman144]

What the fuck is peanut suppost to be?

A purple gorilla witha sheep skin jacket?

[simonsinferno]

@MrFisherman144 He's a Woozle!!

[shawtyismymelody]

@simonsinferno what the flip is a woozle?

[bonnieclyd1313]

@MrFisherman144 just to let you know Peanut, is a woozle

[lolzabubbles]

@MrFisherman144 He's a woozle. Watch Jeff's older movies. Just search Jeff Dunham and Peanut and you will see an icon that has old camera pictures on it. Watch it and it will say.

[MJBaby5809]

@MrFisherman144 mabey a yetti haha

[lucifersassassins]

@MrFisherman144 hes a woozle jeff talks about it in some older shows look it up

[longtail4711]

@MrFisherman144 In "Arguing With Myself," Jeff does a skit about what and where Peanut came from. Supposedly, Peanut's a "woozle" from a small Micronesian island.

[THEGMAN153]

@MrFisherman144 a raciest mutated peanut

[hlfpsttomorrow93]

@MrFisherman144 a woozle



[431elo]

@MrFisherman144 peanuts a WUZEL.......

[Imapython]

@MrFisherman144 he's a woozle

[sazmullium]

@MrFisherman144 Peanut is a Woozle :3 

[tophrocks96]

@MrFisherman144 watch the early skits with peanut.

[paranormalprincess2]

@MrFisherman144 A woozle.

[Michael7071000]

@MrFisherman144 peanut is a "Woozle" look it up.

[roseh334]

@MrFisherman144 he's supposed to be a woozle - jeff told what he was when he was first starting out

[richardhalo]

@MrFisherman144 Why do you even care? ಠ_ಠ

[Dwk519]

@MrFisherman144 He's a woozle

[1997Lucske1997]

@MrFisherman144 Thats what makes it so funny too :D

[irule4652]

@MrFisherman144 He's a woozle !

[GINOFUMO829]

@MrFisherman144 peanut is something called a woozle

[Chizman69Denver]

@MrFisherman144 he's a woozal. Jeff explains in an earlier skit

[XxNeverShoutIndiaxX]

@MrFisherman144 He's Peanut.

[Battleheroe122]

@MrFisherman144 i don´t know maybe

[ZaFootyBoy]

OMG PUT ON CAPTION NOW!!! LOOOOOOL

[TheShades20]

Sometimes I forget their just puppets:):):):):)

[shawtyismymelody]

i thought it was stuck up his ass... yeah and so .......he doesnt have an ass

[bulldogswag1]

come here puppet boy,... make ur daddy talk . like if u like this :)

[Beccaen]

"He's here on a stick!" hahahahaaahaah