He had another spin on the tree in the woods joke that went something like, "if a guy is walking through the woods and says something and there's no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?"
anybody else ever notice the resemblance between wright and jim morrison? wouldnt it be great if this was an elaborate joke JDM is playing on the world.. got himself a nose job, lost some weight and some hair.. it's possible
Thank You FlinginFlangin4! I'll have somewhere to start when I search for it on Amazon. "I have a pony" is bound to be more effective on the search engines than "The one where he talks about Rachel. Sex with Rachel was like going to a concert.. we'd throw beach balls around.... and when She wanted more She'd hold up a burning lighter."
I LOVE it! Gawd! Remember the one where He got on the elevator and pushed the "Arizona" button, the doors opened and He was in Arizona- then his student loan officer caught up with him...wanting to know what He had done with the student loan money...?
Steven Wright was terrific. He wasn't angry, he didn't curse, he didn't use any props, and he always had funny observations about everyday things in life. He was an original comic voice back then and even today there aren't any comics as funny and clever as he was.
"Steven Wright standup from a small comedy club ..."
THAT small club is, or was, the DingHO chinese restaurant, in Inman Square Cambridge, Mass...site of some young early funny comics; Dennis Leary, Lenny Clarke, and bunches. ..the clip from the DVD "When stand up Stood up"...a wonderful production. Will upload, soon, some scenes from the [early may 2008] performance of Ding Ho reunion, a 2 day gettogether of the comedians, @ arlington's regents theatre , for a very good cause.
a friend of mine was talking about his new favorite snack, he said "man i can't get enough of these" so i said "just go down to the outlet store.. you dont have to buy them there, just ask where they got so many to sell for so cheap"
I found this at the end of the "When the Leaves Blow Away" DVD. After the credits are done rolling this clip comes on. I have always loved his bizarre sense of humor. He is truly unique and extremely funny.
Nine people asked him if he's leaving.
MrThreepack 10 months ago 3
Today while out for a walk I found a giant clowns eye- that was a big plus!
nicaskey1 10 months ago
@4gvnadept so was i!!!
20Necaxa10 1 year ago
good set.
lonelygnome1 1 year ago
he reminds me a little of demitri martin, content -wise
swantonist 1 year ago
@swantonist you mean demitri reminds you of him
vsburnett 1 year ago
@swantonist
You mean Demitri reminds you of Steven.
Darkez982 6 months ago
He had another spin on the tree in the woods joke that went something like, "if a guy is walking through the woods and says something and there's no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong?"
madcapper6 1 year ago
check my stand up comedy on my page yall
FullyAutoMathmatics 1 year ago
i was born in 88
4GVNadept 1 year ago
"i'm taking lamaze classes...no one's having a baby, i'm just having trouble breathing."
mw271705 1 year ago
I owned the When the leaves blow away dvd for quite sometime and I didn't know there wuz a clip on the end of it, til just a few days ago. lol
ChainsmokingPothead 1 year ago
I like that submarine joke but not that many people laughed at it :/
Jonkmaster 2 years ago
I just noticed he's the guy on the couch from half baked
ag9803 2 years ago 9
he looks like Vincent Schiavelli (homeless guy from the movie ghost)
evilgrin07 2 years ago 4
anybody else ever notice the resemblance between wright and jim morrison? wouldnt it be great if this was an elaborate joke JDM is playing on the world.. got himself a nose job, lost some weight and some hair.. it's possible
bakayurei 2 years ago
I think he looks more like is Robby Krieger.
TheJohnnyCotts 2 years ago
he must be their bastard child! .. jim and robbie must have been a part of some kind of genetic experiment in the 50s.. to create the stoner king
bakayurei 2 years ago
awesome!
thehoff1982 2 years ago
Thank you for that...
Happy Channukah!
kzolotar 2 years ago
He has the classic "Jew Frow Half Crown!"
TheCottonTop 2 years ago 2
He was born balding.
wobbygongman 2 years ago 6
he's 33 here
semigotbanned 2 years ago
I have a dog named 'stay' ..."here stay"
ohisashiburi 2 years ago 3
Does anyone know which clip it is where He talks about his girlfriend Rachel ".....with long, flowing plaid hair."?
pmdryd 2 years ago
It's on "I Have a Pony" I believe.
FlinginFlangin4 2 years ago 4
Thank You FlinginFlangin4! I'll have somewhere to start when I search for it on Amazon. "I have a pony" is bound to be more effective on the search engines than "The one where he talks about Rachel. Sex with Rachel was like going to a concert.. we'd throw beach balls around.... and when She wanted more She'd hold up a burning lighter."
pmdryd 2 years ago
It's on his album. She has poison ivy on the brain, and the only way she can itch it is to think of sandpaper...superb!
DAMASCUSMUSIC 2 years ago
I LOVE it! Gawd! Remember the one where He got on the elevator and pushed the "Arizona" button, the doors opened and He was in Arizona- then his student loan officer caught up with him...wanting to know what He had done with the student loan money...?
pmdryd 2 years ago
on HBO I believe
kat0423 2 years ago
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look up the video
martin rizo aliens vs predators
lilkrap 2 years ago
It's a small world... But i wouldn't want to paint it.
alexanderredhead 2 years ago
Ha he's addicted to placebos!
BballLovingnerd 2 years ago
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If you like Steven Wright, you might like my comedy. Youtube "Jeff Kazanjian"
Jonkmaster 3 years ago
Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.
FlinginFlangin4 3 years ago 5
He's my fav all time.
DodiGurl 2 years ago
" I went fishing and i used a dotted line....I caught every other fish."_ One of my favorites.
TheChoada 3 years ago 3
"Funny, he looks younger, but still doesn't have much hair"
I have to disagree; he has a lot of hair, it just doesn't cover everything.
Truthiness231 3 years ago 35
right, about that. there's a pretty funny video if you look a little to the left...
24millsap24 2 years ago
Was?
He still works and is as funny as ever, go see him.
Stringbender666 3 years ago 4
Steven Wright was terrific. He wasn't angry, he didn't curse, he didn't use any props, and he always had funny observations about everyday things in life. He was an original comic voice back then and even today there aren't any comics as funny and clever as he was.
renault1984 3 years ago 11
Steven is still around and performing.
LetitBeVideo 3 years ago 9
Pure class. He never swears and he is still so funny on all his material.
rockandrollsingerrdm 3 years ago 9
"Steven Wright standup from a small comedy club ..."
THAT small club is, or was, the DingHO chinese restaurant, in Inman Square Cambridge, Mass...site of some young early funny comics; Dennis Leary, Lenny Clarke, and bunches. ..the clip from the DVD "When stand up Stood up"...a wonderful production. Will upload, soon, some scenes from the [early may 2008] performance of Ding Ho reunion, a 2 day gettogether of the comedians, @ arlington's regents theatre , for a very good cause.
bradclif 3 years ago
i have a full-size map of the world. i hardly ever unroll it...
icansurf2 3 years ago 8
One inch equals one inch. Also, remember his seashell collection He mentioned?
pmdryd 2 years ago
i like how this guy uses different material most of the time, not a lot of comedians do that.
AppleGiraffe 3 years ago 6
someone in the crowd laughs like woody woodpecker
bryanparker25 3 years ago 7
"everyday i like to put a little bit of time aside, and just forget about it. then at the end of the year i have a few days to my self.
thats fuckin gold lmao Steven Wright is a comical genius.
toothuggish 4 years ago 19
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Everyone check out this guy named Jeff Kazanjian. He's a lot like Wright.
Jonkmaster 4 years ago
a friend of mine was talking about his new favorite snack, he said "man i can't get enough of these" so i said "just go down to the outlet store.. you dont have to buy them there, just ask where they got so many to sell for so cheap"
Hethen119 4 years ago
i put spot remover on my dog, now he's gone
raginfajen 4 years ago 3
was he just born balding?
samgordon1 4 years ago 10
no he cuts his hair like that to confuse people
lionslicer9999 4 years ago 16
MOAR
earboy1 4 years ago 3
Could just be the funniest comedian ever.
Coerlin 4 years ago 7
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nope sorry, he isn't but he has some good ideas.
kiltedanaconda 4 years ago
is this at the ding ho?
Bhopkins93 4 years ago
Steven Wright is awesome.
u263b 4 years ago 6
Hey cool, where do you get stuff like this?
xebpro 4 years ago
I found this at the end of the "When the Leaves Blow Away" DVD. After the credits are done rolling this clip comes on. I have always loved his bizarre sense of humor. He is truly unique and extremely funny.
flexokings 4 years ago 3
My Favorite comedian!
wov18x 4 years ago
mine too
moomoo136 4 years ago