Alan Shearer

[NUFC4LIFE]

cheers for comments ppl!

[mastercarey19]

alan shearer is newcastle united

[lukehiorns]

Voice of an angel (y)

[crazyj9609]

Ha ha thats our entrance at sunderland the mans a mackem! na joking canny funny tho.

[keysafcftm]

Rel-e-gation!

[mddsafc247]

hahahaha this is classic

[acejacko23]

This is not alan shearer......

[Scianna17]

this is alan shearer

[fwuckarf]

Your words of green eyed envy born, can not stain the chosen one.

[ZombieOfFaith]

shearer sing the sunderland enterance song, nice 1

[pinni86k]

haha, go on bag al, legend!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parko5]

The girls his daughter you tit..lmao!

[davidjamesplayle]

Sounds like Shearer is picking up the od girl latley in his car. Naughty naughty. I wonder if he knows curb crawling is illegal now?

[parko5]

its his daughter you tit lmfaoo

[19sean93]

ermmm, thats his daughter i guess?

[tommy444777]

hooker

[19sean93]

hahah

[Babydrew01]

shearer is better then ronaldinho :D

[Robz0104]

peanut butter jelly tym

[HennoGarvey]

Shearer is an arrogant tit who tries so hard to hide how much alchohol he drinks.

Ask anyone who drinks in Jesmond how much Shearer puts away during the day. And if you try and speak to him, the response is appauling.

[Fredrixx89]

Shearer is a god, u're just jealous! Probably a mackem or a manunited fan.. piss off!

[weewee1574]

Manu fan here respect to the football genius Alan Shearer

Erm no i wont piss off don't label ppl

[Davegravy]

love it! a classic vid!

[ownxinxrobes]

my sister goes to school with his daughter..shes a bitch

[p88wly]

thats not even shearer man!!

[kingkingkingqueen]

Err....yes it is!

His daughter took the video.

[BackFromNowere]

im a sunderland fan n i respect shearer 4 wat he did in football

but he lux like a goon on this funny vid like lol

[lewizc95]

i was at his testamonial and this vid was funny, his face at the end was daft

[CheezyKnockers]

You know i knew his daughter and lived in that same village

[kingkingkingqueen]

I bet Alan doesn't trust his daughter with her phone quite so much now lol!

[123hoythere]

was he realy that good?

[smokehighgrade1]

haha legend

[WhiteBoyBob1]

only fags like bono

[carlboxer22]

top bloke

[djscotaye]

go on al ha ha LEGEND

[GeordieSupporter2]

lol big al he's our man

[GeordieSupporter2]

lol big al he's our man

[upthetoon4ever]

Elevation U2! who wouldnt sing to that!!

Alan Shearer, Complete Legend

[473fkg]

bellamy WAS a good player when it came to goals but off the pitch was a complete arsehole.

[chrislambert10]

I think poshboyposh is craig bellamys username. I hate posh people, esspecially this one.

[fhmag]

Ive noticed this pricks comments on a few videos now, obviously has nothing better to do, or no videos of his own team worth looking at!!!

[michaelmichalowicz]

poshboyposh has all the similarities of a retard, i am no great fan but no for a fact that shearer is no cunt nor a coward,espescially not the latter as he is infact a geordie not a mackem, as for king kev lol far better that than queen girl poshboyposh, this inturn leads me to my question "is poshboyposh infact nothing more than a jumped up, fucked up, mackem spice boy? all say aye or nay. posh boy posh, what a twat lol

[dannyt106]

I totally agree with you mate, poshboyposh seems to have no life or seems to think that other people give a crap about his little opinions! Live and let live!

[bababoum]

his life must be so empty - the only salvation he gets is by posting anti-Shearer/Keegan comments on youtube. Just leave him to it.

[kevr55]

i agree i think he must be a closet mackem,or definitly a gay boy

[danny1danny2danny3]

Yeah, fuck all his fans, fuck my own eyes, they are lying. An idiot Youtuber acting tough behind a key board must be telling the trutg (Sarcasm)

[keithy9nufc]

dont search or even fucking watch this video you inbread mackem wait till the end of the season the 2nd last game u wont be getting any points well be sending you down!!!!

[saxamofone]

shut up you silly cunt. how exactly is he a coward you thick twat?

[geordielolo]

OOOOh I love you Shearer x

[ant182006]

don't explain anything pal if thats what you think of him then why are you watching videos of him, surely those reasons you gave would be a deterrant to watch them?

[bababoum]

he has nothing better to do is the simple answer. Bless him.

[ant182006]

i dont understand why people who don't like shearer search 4 his videos? bit confusingfor a simple geordie like me

[TOONTOONfan]

lol my cusin lives near there. lol never seen him smile like that before lol

[Arsenalgooner331]

Funny LMAO Never seen Shearer smile like that

[paul123abcd]

Shearer!!!!

[lukehiorns]

it is shearer it was in "The sun" news paper two years ago that his daughter put it on bebo!

[joshuaamurphy3600]

THATS FUCKIN NOT SHEAERER GOD

[lowesyg9]

THE NEXT MANAGER

[nufcfanmerlin]

Cool he is listening to u2 elevation.

[bede67]

if only we had a young shearer now .top of the league wer ar we

[bababoum]

legend.

[bede67]

monkey heed scum all this because you dont have a football team of your own TOON ARMY 4 EVER

[karatekid54321]

thats not shearer lol simple as that any one can see it simple

[xsparklinggemzx]

WELL AYE IT IS

[kieran2k8lol]

lol plus i ave the lasses bebo lol

[margaret1967]

OK what ever hahahahahahaha

[Niallrick]

How the fuck is that not Shearer ofcourse it is you prats he even fucking admitted it was him.

[bede67]

have you read below donkey are you a monkey heed??????????

[bede67]

its a dad thing you do things like that .but you sad mackums dont have dads thats why ur thick monkey heed bastards

[joostan1]

Have you really?

Firstly that is Alan, just passing the Diamond pub and crossing Ponteland Bridge.

Grow up my friend this is Alan. Trust me.

[hemishbaby]

dickhead.

[inbodwetrust]

it is, for a start, we dont care that you have met alan shearer, coz it was probly when you were getting an autograph signed, and dont come out with "i play for the accademy" or some bull. coz it blatently wont be true

[dannyakka]

well ur a dum arse

[dublinprovo]

so was he better dan roy keane as well frog face??

[dublinprovo]

prick hope he dies

[hmfree91]

here fuck off you irish twat better than any irish players (exception given)

[hemishbaby]

dickhead

[dannyakka]

go eat lepricorns

[dublinprovo]

ah ur just jealous coz every1 loves d irish and every1 on d continent tinks d english are scumbags even ur women madzer dey luv d irish 2

[phorek]

thats not shearer

[kornnor1986]

Well 20460KEANO, Mr.Keane would not have a chance... "Shearers been the man, now Micheals in geordie land!"

[20460KEANO]

Old bastard! what a prick

[MICHAELOWENUFC10]

legend

[ryan18toonarmy]

what a legend best player ever

[dowling1981]

ryantoonarmy - What about Huckerby?

[kornnor1986]

hahaha, what a fantastic reaction from Shearer:) nr.9, toon legend

[fraz1892]

great vid

[peach44uk]

absolutely brilliant

[nufcforlife]

shearer...........

simply amazing

:D

[TMisterGeneral]

k1ng86 is clearly a well stupid fan who probably supports man utd even tho he has never even bin 2 the city and probably know nothin about the club. dont comment on shearer and goin to newcastle not man utd, because unless u support newcastle u will never understand

[donna130684]

WE LOVE YOU SHEARER WE DO!!

[steve198888]

Happy Birthday and please come back!!!

[83wallsend]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY..... SHEARER!

[GeordieSupporter]

i love this clip...what a legend

[kingkingkingqueen]

United would never have apprieciated Shearer as much as the Toon has! It's turned him into a legend!

[k1ng86]

shearer was good... i respekt him... BUT A FOOL FOR JOINING NEWCASTLE INSTEAD OF UNITED.... PROBABLY THE STUPIDEST FOOTBALLER OF ALL TIME :D

[JayRobbo13]

Who the fuck cares about joining united

He player for wallsend boys club, hes loved newcastle

[lewisbell]

you are a moron

[Keggas82]

Gratest that ever lived...

[davyhall]

The best striker the world has ever seen but he's utter DOGSHIT at singing!!!! Roy Keane wanks his dog!!

[dean785nufc]

shearer shearer

[wall072k]

shearer is a bigger n beta player than any mackem ever born! if a mackem ever becomes as great as shearer i myt support the mackems!!!!! NOT

[tope71]

get a life you div, do you know your two times table you half breed

[wall072k]

thats coming frm a dirty mackem!

[Chamillionare1992]

so are you dick head

[SAFCJack]

I'm from Doncaster, dick heads.

[punani2]

SAFC Jack your from sunderland, possibly the biggest shit hole in the UK.

[niinihoki]

awesome! where you have got this?

[SAFCJack]

You bunch of Geordies are scumbags. If the pound shop had a sale on match day you'd be empty at Sid James Park.

[thedoggydogg13]

the mighty sunderland. where the women are fine and the men are unemployed and on smack. thats why the women come to newcastle on the drink.

to get out of that shithole

[tope71]

the other day while iwas at work i realised to myself that this place was the biggest shithole ive been since sid james park.

[BigMacBroon]

looks like we have a comedian

[SAFCJack]

Geordie wanker.

[NUFC4LIFE]

fuck off u dirty mackem bastard

[tope71]

grow your own dope. plant a geordie

[pablopanchotabatha]

mint that

[9blakeynufc9]

thats not shearer!

[NUFC4LIFE]

wot the hell u on about?!!? course it is ya tool

[Bullet4679]

i meant fan sorry about bad spelling

[Bullet4679]

I'm a Newcastle faqn shearer rox best premiership scorer

[killwill83]

how the hell did this get on here? i presume it was taken by his wife or something on a mobile phone and just out on here? oh well it was fairly amusing.

[KillHill101]

ahh I expected a bit more from this vid.

[Chamillionare1992]

he loves his fuck keano

[krissnufc]

englands englands number 1. shearerrrrrrrrrrrrr

[BuzzCB4]

shearer is the gratest english player of all time...so sut the fuck up u dickheads hu r getin big on the interenet merkin him 4 no reason..shut ur mout...

[hemishbaby]

OK timbird, u are so right, Shearer had a more successful career than Keano and still doing something with his life, it is not as if tat Sherear is on Tv talking about how the game should be played rather than doing something bout it,Please!!!! ALL TALK=Shearer.go way and suck shearer off will u??

[timbird65]

DIRECT QUOTE FROM DENIS IRWIN. Read and concede:

"When Alan quit England early he said he was doing it for the good of Newcastle United and he has been true to his word.

"He has all the tricks and all the experience. He is playing as well as ever this term from what I've seen of him but he is also as clever as ever. I have already told our young defenders to watch him and learn from him. If they can cope with Alan Shearer on current form, they will be able to cope with anyone."

[timbird65]

Anyhow, this argument has gone on for quite some time, and I must admit, you tried pretty damn hard to shut me up, only to FAIL, miserably, over and over and over again. So, get over it. Keane is a midget compared to Shearer, and you might expand your understanding of sport in general if you could only grasp WHY. Alas, I fear that is a feat of comprehension beyond your mental capacities. Sad little life, sad little delusions...

[pablopanchotabatha]

count the trophies and medals shithead

[timbird65]

Oh god, must i continue in this depressing cycle of shitty banter? I've just about had enough of you and your ignorance. But not quite. Making it up? You never heard of Bodyline Bowling? Look it up on Wiki and educate yourself. Fergie BEGGED Shearer to join Man U and Shearer REJECTED the chance for easy glory and chose to be a Geordie Pilgrim. Something the rest of the country will NEVER understand. So maybe your blinkered attitude isn't really your fault. But then again, maybe it is?

[hemishbaby]

Has for the respect for the true football fans, a few points, Roy Keane had the highest crowd ever for a testamonial in the UK, if u asked any united fan or players after the match agianst the boro after which Roy Keane give out about the players performance they will say he is right,Ruud said he was the best the player he ever played with, not a bad complement.yellowbird , u r muppet!!!Keano Rules

[timbird65]

Best Ruud ever played with because Ruud was the second choice to Shearer for Fergie, who was BEGGING Shearer to join, only to be snubbed by a man who knew what it is to be a Geordie, and you, I am quite relieved to say, will NEVER know the pride we have in that man. Nobody comes close. Rejected easy glory, became a legend, bossed Keane at SJP, undying fame. And keane now has...the makkems. Perfect!

[timbird65]

So, just so you aren't labouring under any misapprehensions, here it is again; Keane could win any amount of trophies, medals, swimming certificates, WHATEVER, but he'll never have the respect of true football fans, not people who worship filth. Now fuck off. I have spoken.

[hemishbaby]

Timbird65 , u are fuckin muppet, Cricket wot the fuck are u on bout? bodyline bowling?, make ur comment relevant and not in the 20s?,wot r u on?? i think u r making tat bullshit up becuase it is so stupid ,make some fuckin sense.

[keane16cork]

no he will never have the respect of newcastle fans, only the RESPECT of the likes of ZIDANE, MARADONNA, VIERA, VENGER, GERRARD THE LIST IS ENDLESS!

[timbird65]

Hello again, Mrs Keane, how myopic are you? Let me make it quite clear how ridiculous your point is with an example from history; ever heard of bodyline bowling? England's bowlers chucked it straight at the Aussies for a whole test series in the 20's. They won, yes, but history has condemned them as cunts for all eternity. People will admire the Don Bradmans and Alan Shearers of the world forever but they DON'T want to think about dirty shits like Jardine or...oh, take a wild guess?

[hemishbaby]

tosser,shearer is giving alan hansen blow jobs for 4 living

[hemishbaby]

Compare the two medals cabinet, tat wot football is about.Enough said.

[timbird65]

CHRIST all BLOODY MIGHTY. Compare the goal stats. Compare the reputations. Compare the astronomic career of a National Hero who gave his best to England and that of a fucker who turned his petulant, arrogant back on HIS OWN COUNTRY because he didn't like the way Mick the dick McCarthy ran the squad. That's right folks, when the going got tough, 'Keano' took a flying fuck. Take your stunted brain elsewhere 'hemishbaby', cos the shit that sticks all over Keane won't wash ever wash off.

[timbird65]

AND HERE'S ANOTHER THING; Who exactly was it who turned on his own supporters and called them a bunch of prawn munchers? Yes, that's right, that paragon of Loyalty and Fair-play that is Roy Keane. Truly, a cunt of the first order. I've wasted enough time re-educating you, so console yourself with a tasty prawn cocktail and watch the 1999 final again (the one that Keane never played in)

[hemishbaby]

FA Cup final?? the one Utd beat Newcastle in ???

Walkin out on his country, far from it, Not like shearer retiring at 31 and wont go back when asked. Typical english cunt.

[hemishbaby]

Wot the fuck are u on bout goal stats?? different positions u stupid cunt,compare medals cabinets more like???

[FatKitten2k6]

aye but roy keanes sweeping up monkey shite at the stadium of monkey shite , keane WAS just a overated bully who made 2 yard passes and hacking players for a career

SHEARER!!! SHEARER!!! NUFC!!!

[hemishbaby]

DICKHEADS,aT LEAST keano did something with his career and is still doing something.

[FatKitten2k6]

aye, hes cleaning monkey shite up at the stadium of shite he was crap anyway, he used to make 2 yard passes and hack anything that walked, Shearer was physical, yet not a bully and Shearer HAD talent, and buckets of it, thats the difference between them

NUFC SHEARER!!!! and FAT KITTEN

[Chamillionare1992]

living legend, were missing him this season like, timbird you right, roy k*ane is a propa wanker dirty bastard

[timbird65]

Funny thing about Potblack mentioning that Roy Keane incident, you see, it was DAVID BECKHAM who dragged Keane away from Shearer, and just as well for the twat that he did. I never saw Shearer back down and Keane never even connected, what a fucking puff's punch he swang. Just a typical fucking bully, when confronted with a real tough guy, he didn't know what to do. Keane = Dickhead who trod on people's knees for fun. Shearer = THE GREATEST PREMIERSHIP STRIKER EVER.

[DOGPILE26]

timbird that is damn right! keane is just a overgrown baby who cries when things dont go his way. He will walk out on safc once he fails and blame everyone but himself

[timbird65]

aye, mr dogpile and mr chamillionaire, you've got to keep the faith and tell the truth. in this world too many people confuse the cream with the scum, cos they both float at the top. players i rate = shearer, terry, adams, ince, beardsley, gerrard, sheringham and so forth, but sadly this calibre of player seems to be on the decline these days. twats like potblack confuse heroes with wankers.

[georgeTOON91]

Alan Shearer + Ball = Greatest goal scorer of all time. daveyboy2006 is a fucking prick for saying what he said. (!hand!)

[andyscott4444]

i cant belive that there are many of you slating him, hes the best thing sport has ever seen,the game and newcastle misses him! AND SO DO I! (!hand!)

[lincoln6eco]

Every real fan of Alan Shearer raise your hand. (!hand!)

[Chamillionare1992]

wtf you talking about, prick

[daveyboy2006]

would have been better if the cunt had crashed anarl.

[Chamillionare1992]

what a legend!

[mrgund]

is it just me or does that not look much like Shearer?

[steelbonnet]

Thats him Passing the pub at the bottom of his road, The Diamond, in Ponteland.

[Driller1961]

Alan is a great guy ishould know i built the architectural stone work on his new house

[Craigsafc]

What a twat

[kridgi]

What are you people going on about, this mans the greatest ever english striker, shut your mouth!

[dannyrosamond]

how anyone can knock alan shearer as a footballer i dont know....atleast he didnt finish a mans career, now, where are those roy keane fans....funnily enough i found it amusing when shearer told roy keane to fuck off when keane tried 2 hit him...roy keanes a over rated cunt, alan shearers a goalscoring legend, bunch of priks....and no im not a newcastle supporter

[kirk2k3]

SHEARER SHEARER SHEARER

[toon4life1892]

legend, guys ure just jealous.

[BestyNUFC]

Jealousy gets you no where. =D

[loserteri]

i know his daughter. its abit mean calling him a cunt.

[chippa999]

whats his daughters msn address?? lol

[Chamillionare1992]

shearer is a legend...la la la...your only shit scared of shearer

[kujaeast]

pot black aint got a clue about football!!! shearer is the best their ever was and ever will be!!

[banksm87]

at least shearer doesnt need 2 drop down heavily by managing sunderland oufff

[keane16cork]

drop down? their in the prem now! hope alan enjoys as much success with the bbc as he did with newcastle!!!!!!!!

[mackempride73]

geordie nation.full of pot bellied hairy arsed tattooed fuckwits,moustaches and fake gold belcher chains.and the blokes are just as bad.

[mcjep]

did u know alan shearer went off it when he found out his daughter posted this on bebo, he was trying to sue company and stuff fag

[mattybnufc]

actually mcjep it was his lawyers goin crazy, he made sure son1 sued or out, he was laughin about it

TOON FOR LIFE

shearer's a legend

[mattybnufc]

actually mcjep, it was shearer's lawyer's going crazy over it, he made sure no1 was sued or owt, he was laughing about it

SHEARER'S A LEGEND

[gammergq]

Wow Alan Shearer having a laugh good to see

[mickyhood]

potblack, when was the last time you had an england legend playing for ya team of nonces? except maybe sewpa kev, who fucked off when uz were relegated to the championship, keane isnt fit to lace up big als boots, shearer couldnt have put it any better, 'YOU PRICK'

[Triumph1500]

If you interpret that smirk Shearer had on his face as "scared" then go right ahead.

Also, you mean "running away from" as "walking towards him".

Did you even see the game PotBlack??

[toonphil]

Shearer was never scared of the adopted mackem! the blaydon smoggy!

[dazzamc69]

alan shearer wot a legend nd who ever posted a comment say is he still runnin scared ov roy keane haha did u see the match shearer woz laffin nd lovin it roy keane mackams manger haha i could hav got that job!

alan shearer wot a legend nd who ever posted a comment say is he still runnin