PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST BLOOPERS

[teenie36214]

I am laughing so hard at the "crocodile machine" haha Johnny/Jack is hilarious!

[BandL888]

There is a female presence, sir. All the men have felt her. No they haven't...

[BandL888]

fhjbgfghjmn

[StevieTheAussie]

What was with Bloom's laugh at 2:35.......

[DaRealBlubberyWalrus]

Johnny has such a good british accent and he's not even british(:

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@DaRealBlubberyWalrus

Well, English technically, he's not having a go at Scottish or Welsh.

[Theboywholivedlives]

I can't stop watching and laughing at that kiss!

[MrGameVidMaker]

at 2:51 i laughed my ass off of Johnnys sounds!

[randomstuffmusic1]

i fucking love keira knightley

[thehermionegirl2332]

does orlando always make organism nosies?? when he can't get a line right??..........

[MsLozeh]

Orlandos laugh at 2:31 so cute

[ilovejohnnyandjeremy]

Best:

1. Will's laugh at 2:34

2. "All that's left, is to climb aboard the Davy Jones crocodile machine or whatever it's called. What's the bloody thing called? Flying what..?..Dutchman!" 1:13

3. Will: "You knew this."

Jack: "I did not!" 1:27

*best* 4. "Are you certain?" *weird noise from somewhere* "Sorry." 2:08

[actingismyonlydream]

"I... uh... KILL HIM" CROCODILE MACHINE

[djforlife54]

3:25 is that a Tripod on the background XD?

[MrImastinker]

'I... um... KILL HIM!'

[barteleif]

ALL ABOARD ON DAVY JONES CROCODILE MACHINE!!!

[xoxosomeday]

hahaha 2:42

[MerelXMusic]

The Davy Jones crocodile machine XD.

[ZaraMunro]

Tom: Must keep a straight face, must keep a straight face. Lol, I love that man X3 And Johnny, of course :)

[DeliaGoldadu495]

erm i am ur girl

[CrazyCarly2000]

"The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of..... *sighs* ...... I can't read my own writing!"

[johnnydeppfilms]

1:11 BEST PART!!!! Hahahaha :P :D

[MelonieCrazyMuzik]

2:08!! best part. hahahaha

[DianaHunterr]

Roflmao 0:55 :

Governor Swann: The charge... is conspiring to set free a man convicted of.... *awkward silence* I can't read my own writing... crimes. Thank you every much!

[Amy2009colorguard]

3:25 Awkard silence..."Kill Him" love it

[micahela071199]

It was so SWEET of Orlando to help Naiomie when her dress got caught up in 2:24 AND WHY DOES ORLANDO HAVE THE SWEETEST LAUGH EVER???????

[MelonieCrazyMuzik]

@micahela071199 ....actually i dont find orlando that interesting. its jonny depp that i find funny. his techniques have helped me so much in my acting. :) thanks depp!

[TheAC29]

"There's a women presence here, all the men have felt her"

HAHA Now that is a random joke. XD

[mustloveMJ119]

Johnny:all thats left to is to climb aboard Davy Jones's Crocodile Machine, whats it called? whats the bloddy thing called!?

[stadlerolaable]

"r u certain" "sorry" !!! lol

[PoisonIvyMusic]

When Jack said want big fire in the cannibal place, he was like "haboogi sniggle sniggle" xDDD

[DESTINYcoolBOY]

2:30 "Help" LOOOOL

[kghill1980]

"There's a woman's presence here Sir. All the men have felt her-" lol

[ninaisabella3]

I did not! haha

[FightingTheNoodles]

KILL HIM!

[kryptojack]

"I will give you the compass, if you do strange things to my dog, named Tim."

[Mythodus]

I shall help you to find my compass, if you will do strange things to my dog, named Tim.

[Skyphin121]

I did not!

[fushialubber]

Johnny doesn't need a script to be funny! He's funny without it!

[Fern9812]

@DKN117 it's called Two Hornpipes

[Beatlelover44]

I shall help you find the compass. If you do strange things to my dog. who's name is tim.

[charlz5858]

I love orlandos laugh at 2:31it made my day

[acrobatsutr]

2:08

This man is brilliant, the best!

[mustloveMJ119]

@acrobatsutr that part kills me every time XD

[DKN117]

What is that first song (the happy violin one)? I've been looking for it everywhere, but my usual method of finding out a song's artist and name (type lyrics I hear in Google) won't work, obviouslyt.

[LeriaCossato]

@DKN117 two hornpipes (tortuga) from the dead man's chest soundtrack

[madisonstonee]

2:10 (Y)

[xoxopurpleblue]

Haha I love orlando's laugh at 1:25. :)

[Anilucard1]

The charge is conspiring to sent free a man convicted of-- *sigh*...I can't read my own writing.

[lpsgirl1100]

LOL I wonder though how many times did Johnny and Kiera have to kiss before they got it right???

[ridlazz921]

damn these bastards seems like some assholes to work whit. just fooling around all the time and changing the fuck lines to get some laugh. film aint cheep god damit

[cill521]

@ridlazz921 STFU dude they just make fun of there own mistakes. everybody shoot have pleasure in his or her work, just like them

[ridlazz921]

@cill521 could only imagin Orlando bllom try to pull that shit on Ridley Scotts set for Kingdom of Heaven. he would slap the shit out of him.

[cill521]

@ridlazz921 hmm maybe im stupid but I think this movie is called pirates of the caribbean mate

[ridlazz921]

@cill521 congratulations.

[cill521]

@ridlazz921 thx a lot man

[RyanBenett]

@ridlazz921 Trololololo

[april26summers]

LOL, i love when Depp is being chased by those crazy islanders at the end and just sort of gives up and hides his face, making the islanders awkwardly watch him!

[UnorthodoxedRibena]

There's no one there.... :L

[CaroKowalewicz]

2:43 "I shall help you to find the compass ..if you do strange things to my dog.. named Tim.." xD

[MissLiefDoodBeestje]

@rachelfrench1992

Johnny depp ('llll)

[MissLiefDoodBeestje]

I love his laugh' by: I did not!

Jack('ll)

[SummerRain51]

This may be wishful thinking but it seems Johnny has a bit of Captain Jack Sparrow in him, even when not acting :)

[Horsepal320]

Captain Jack Sparrow: "There's noone there."

[Horsepal320]

Captain Jack Sparrow: "Why fight when you can negotiate, all one needs.....help."

[Horsepal320]

Will: "you knew this."

Captain Jack Sparrow: "I did not *starts laughing*"

CUT

Will: "You knew this."

Captain Jack Sparrow: "I DID NOT!" *starts laughing*

Someone: *laughing*

Johnny Depp: "Little over the top maybe"

Someone: "Maybe"

[bexyka]

there's no one there xD

[Horsepal320]

Jack: "so all that's left is to climb aboard to Davy Jones crocodile machine or whatever its called what's the bloody thing called."

someone: "Flying Dutchman."

Jack: "Flying what? Dutchan!."

[Lioortjuh243]

will: 'you knew this."

jack: 'I DID NOT!" * laughing*

jack: "little over the top, maybe."

"haha, maybe."

[Freedomfighter1605]

Jack: I did not!



[vasa1122]

OMG will's laugh at 2:34 <3

[LATiNAMAMi369]

2:13

[Wolfpirategirl84]

When i watched this the first tike i laughed for like ten mins.the second time i got to the part where jack is like "whats the bloody thing called?!"thats my fav part

[rickmanfreak]

Love Orlando's laugh :D Its so funny at 1:08 when Beckett is so close to laughing. And at 1:24 when Johnny laugh's when he says 'I did not'. And at 2:11 when Johnny farts :D And then also at 2:32 when Johnny's hair-thing is stuck in his jar o dirt xD

[KingdomWolf2351]

I couldn't resist laughing, my sides hurt! XD

[Charlotte2791]

Tried to watch this without laughing but only managed to get to 0.45 when Jonathan falls against the wall :"D

My fave bits have to be orlandos laugh at 2.33 and when Keira forgets her lines but Orlando kisses her anyway and they're laughing their heads off but they keep their arms around each other

[rachelfrench1992]

OK. GAME: Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom? Which one, ladies?

[CrimsonHybrid6VI6]

@rachelfrench1992 *steals/pilfers/pillages both* XD

[LovelyJump]

''You knew this!''

''I DID NOT!''

*both start laughing*

''Sorry, did it a little over the top......maybe''

''Huhaa maybe''

I can repeat that part OVER and OVER again, still cracks me up! XD

[rickmanfreak]

@LovelyJump me too!:D:D

[OptimusProwlGirl]

Keira forgets all of her lines, yet she remebers that she has to kiss orlando? Am i the only one who thinks she really enjoys that? LOL LOL LOL

[NazayeMikomi]

@OptimusProwlGirl

I would too :D

[OptimusProwlGirl]

@NazayeMikomi yeah. so would i

[Lomelindi88]

Bekkett is so much more likeable when he's giggling, haha. I love how in-character Depp remains even when he's totally messed up a scene/line. They seemed to have had so much fun filming this movie!

Also, I wish they had left the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine line in the movie. xD

[TrollHunter97]

notice that the guy playing davy jones didn't make any mistakes or funny moments

[GothKatt]

@TrollHunter97 Davy Jones is CG, so that stuff could have happened in the recording booth.

[XHaemoXTwinsX]

3:11 "FOUND YOU!"

[hopkin104]

Here is another question, how did the Dog get of the island in Dead Mans Chest

[XHaemoXTwinsX]

@hopkin104

Sea turtles mate ;)

[rickmanfreak]

Haha xD I like when Johnny says 'I did not' And can't stop laughing :D

[evannalynchje]

(what was that line again?? What was it, what was it? Oh, right.).... KILL HIM.

[lilanthia]

LOL Beckett '......KILL HIM'

[saralalalalah]

0:12 COTTON SPOKE! :')

[MsGreenSugar]

i love watching bloopers. it shows just how much fun they had, they way we had fun watching the movie :)

[caitlinjane92]

"There's no one there." LOL! Love you Johnny!

[ahm134]

i love orlando's laugh

[rickmanfreak]

@ahm134 me too :D

[WunderwaffeDG41]

Davy Jones's Crocodile Machine

[aircombs]

type in "scary pranks" in the youtube search box and click and watch the first video if you want to laugh like crazy!!

[JackSparrow]

THUMBS UP FOR RUM !!!!!!!

[Chrissie797]

2:32 girl laugh xD

[kokosmize]

Oh dear, this is hilarious =D

How could anyone possibly dislike this?!

[DassahDill13]

la blada blada bladaba!!!!!! i love will he so funny!!! i laughed SO hard!!!!!!!!!

[MoonWolf571]

2:34 Orlando Bloom has a high-pitched laugh 0.o lol

[Ameican87eagle]

I love Knightleys laugh haha

[Ameican87eagle]

Flying What haha maybe

[AirWaterLandBuffalo]

Davey Jones' crocodile machine.

[xxbananaslicerteehee]

i shall help you find the compass...if you'll do strange things to my dog...his name is 'tim'........ omg i laughed so much at that!!!

[Ignauhak]

"All that's left, is to climb aboard the Davy Jones crocodile machine or whatever it's called what's the bloody thing called?!!! *offscreen voices* The Flying *what*?! Dutchman!!!" Absolutely PRICELESS from Johnny Depp! :oD

[ffrenchyy11111111111]

 I DID NOT.LOL

[LadyStravagante]

3:37! Ahahahahahah Looooool!

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

You knew this...

I diddnott... hmhmhmh..!

You knew this...

I did NOTTHH!

[tillieemiliabech]

"You knew this!"

"I DID NOT!" xD

[SephirothBoy13]

"Lol Couldnt stop laughing at "Naviga-navigor-navi-alalalala­lalalalla there I said it. I feel better now"

[UndeadSorceress]

OMG. Orlando Blooms laugh at 2:33. XD

[mynameisnancyblahaha]

i love the part where orlando kisses kiera anyway XD

[nomnomJohnnyDepp]

the Davey Jones crocodile machine ftw!

[Floor1107]

0.10 hahahahaha

[Floor1107]

0.11 hahahahaha

[ChibMana]

Davy johnes crocodile machine, Or whatever it's called! What's the bloody thing called? flying what...? Dutchman! "

best line ever XD

[AstridVue]

During Tom & Jonathan's exchange, where Tom says "Is that my line..." and Jonathan immediately interrupts with "No, that's my line, dear", I always thought he mouthed "That fucking bastard" but when I watched in on my DVD you can clearly see he says "bitch" which made me laugh even harder.

[IceQueenAlchemist99]

........KILL HIM!

I almost died from laughing....*cough*

[punkpr1ncess]

I shall help you to find the compass if you'll do strange things to my dog and call it Tim. BEST PART I ALWAYS LMAO!

[masterjoseph8]

".........Kill Him!!!!!" LOL

[XxDaInTyxX98]

bahaha not ice how they're lik 'my line dear' and 'thanks dear' ahhahaha shame?

[Game1ngAssass1n]

The Davy Jones Crocodile Machine XD

[PrincessGirly54]

What says Keira at 3:45 ? I can't understand! ;)

[blanchetteXX]

@PrincessGirly54 I don't think she said much of anything. She just kissed Orlando Bloom, thus was rendered rather speechless.

[Ariel202113]

pause......... kill him!

[DrRush13]

"I can't read my own writing", xDD I loved so hard

I love Tom Hollander in this movie *_*

[AroundBLiIx]

Half of bloopers here are mistakes the other half is Johny kidding xD

[kerowyn1]

Jack: takes off hat to trade it for someone ealses

(empty space where person should be)

Jack: theres no one there!

Me: dies of laughter

[lpsgirl1100]

"I can't read my own Writing"

"Flying what?"

[sicksushi]

2:34 What the hell Orlando?!

[1980BeBa1980]

@sicksushi his laugh is so funny and cute too :D

[whydidthetilda]

"KILL HIM!!!!!" omg i laughed so much XD.

[ParamoreNoobster]

navigate nate ebagaabebaleellbaellebalallell­a, LA. there i said it, i feel better.

omg i'm dying:''D



[friendofthejawas]

2.34 gotta love orlandos laugh :P

[RandomDoomKitty333]

XD 2:08

I laughed so hard!!!!!!!!

[nothingtoseeish]

"There is a female presence here sir all the men have felt her"

[tatianabam]

I love when Johnny fixes Jack's (Norrington) hair. "Thanks dear."

:3

[Lamporre]

I'm not surprised that Depp's dog is named "Tim".

Dog= Man's best friend

Tim Burton= Depp's best friend.

[koryosiveness]

@Lamporre unless he was calling Tim Burton his dog ;) 

[Wonka0111]

266 people were afraid to climb aboard the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine.

[bastumbo]

the marker was upside down lololol

[Aurigale]

"There's a female presence here, sir. All the men have felt her...."

[FreezingRaspberries]

I love how even when he messes up, johnny depp stays perfectly in character <3

[Ellie123Katwijk]

Lol:

Elizabeth´s dad can´t read his own write.

Jackie want that Will does strange things to his dog Tim xD

And Tia Dalma was stuck xD

(Jackie too with his dreadlock lol :P)