Buying Swamp Land in Florida

[NatureBoyBern]

how or where can i buy some swamp?



[GobalHoldingsLLC]

dont laugh about buying florida swamp land lol

got 2 acres at a tax sale for $75

assessed value $1,199

donated it to a chairty

got a $1,199 tax right off

[jesika1984]

@GobalHoldingsLLC If you dont mind me asking I dont know much about the whole tax thing nor why anyone would want swamp land what exactly will a tax write off do for you?

[legolink2000]

hes not taking my bloody boat! she says

[don417]

well, okay, that was just...stupid.

[beckykurth]

FYI. I'm a new fan, trying to slowly catch up with all these NALTS videos by watching a few a day. I now am in the habit of just rating them five stars right as they begin.

Just so ya know :)

[hoffmanlfeab]

I listen to this song constantly.....They have the official ringtone at DownloadEveryTone . Com if u want it on ur phone

[xixero303]

The misses has spoken O_O

[cwalwanis]

"Preserve is just a fancy word for lots and lots of room" What !!!??? You've got to love timeshare and property schemes man. In one of my first jobs I did telemarketing for a timeshare place(well we were just trying to get people to agree to receiving brochures) until I found out what it really was. The worst was that 3 separate people told me about how the people tried to say that their kids couldn't get up to even go to the bathroom during the meetings. Needless to say, I quit very quickly.

[htmlbandit]

Does the little tourist shack come with it?

[guitarchick351]

omg thats like a hour away from me !!!! ur kids would have loved it lol,

[andomamern]

"Preserve? That's just a fancy word for... lots and lots of room..."

Great video.

[kagomechan112233]

noo!! 6 days ago he was only 30 minutes away from my house!!! T_T

[madcitygork]

I can't wait for the NALTS channel on digital cable!

MCG

[KingMorgan911]

haha, it wasnt as good until that woman yelled "HES NOT TAKING MY BLOODY BOAT!!"

[squirrelygurl]

haha! hooray aussies!!!

[Cotoredondo]

I have been there. It is just behind the University of South Florida, across Fletcher Avenue. :D

[snotpokkit]

hmm.. I feel like I'm missing something - was there a reference to wanting a bridge before?

[Woodertd334]

watch the video respnse to this vid with the guy in his car with a blue shirt on

[dannye60]

don't take her bloody boat!... clean it up first. lol

[tooomp]

Does anyone know why the "My Mother-in-Law Doesn't Like Seagulls" video won't play?

[DickGhostmoon]

yes I tried to play it but it but he's just uploaded it a few minutes ago and it takes a few minutes to materialize.

[proudminionofnalts]

mother in law revenge

[SilverStarFilms]

Ahh... more fun in my old backyard.

[JeeprzCreepers56]

"He's not taking my bloody boat!"lol.

[warlocksarewatching]

Your making me laugh everyday bud!

[And3TheMint]

why nalts...

dont waste ur money on huricane land...

[beetlebalm]

Hey Nalts! I was just at that park a few months ago when my husband and I went to Florida to visit our son. It's beautiful!! You're so lucky you get to buy it. If I'd known it was for sale, and at such a bargain, I'd have bought it myself. :-)

[iamnotapoet]

indeed, Sweetie & I have been looking for a home togther, but real estate prices in Westchester NY is INSANE... You may be onto something her... thanks for the real estate tip.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

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[andyofvermont75]

The opening title page of the video says "swam land". :-)

[Muzishan2]

Lol nice work. I'm from australia, and I'm pretty positive that those were genuine aussie's, not just americans with fake aussie accents.

[bernhardjohansenetc]

yeah you're right

[1938superman]

Steal the boat.

NO! NO! STEAL THE BOAT!

[PoliticalAnalysis]

This looks like the same swampland that Marquisdejolie used!

[ten4prod]

who were the aussies?

great vid nalts....as normal.

throw the boat in....cracker! ;)

[mikma]

mikma was here

[tyeporter]

Woohoo!!!

[dorotwhy]

Hi Mikma, How are you? with love, Dorothy

[dorotwhy]

Liked the dijereedoo (I'm quite certain I spelled that incorrectly :O) )

[Muzishan2]

yeah Its spelt Didjeridoo.

[dorotwhy]

Thank you Muzishan2 (I'm glad someone understood what I meant at least) I was fortunate to try playing one that belongs to an Australian friend :O) It was an experience :O)

[ABQdoubleG]

well, you better not take her bloody boat!

gigi

[tserratore]

umm who would want to buy a swamp?? no offence nalts haha ura cool guy but im just wondering i geuss lol

[andyofvermont75]

you must not have watched the who's who video that this was in response to, see the link in the video description.

[tserratore]

im still sorta lost is he buying the swamp land to show that we will fall for anything?

please explain im super confused lol

[andyofvermont75]

getting warmer tserratore, if you replace "we" with "he" you'll be even closer. You can do this I know you can!

[tserratore]

so he is buying swampland as a joke lol..ok thanks for ur help andyofvermont75 lol appreciate it

[andyofvermont75]

hehe, anytime tserratore

[the5regularguys]

That sounds like a real steal! Are there any neighboring plots left? Sign me up!!

[Seminoles360]

if you guys didn't get it,then you probably never will.

[villatortilla13]

well that was a little random haha nalts you rock though

[Naxcart]

Florida has swamp lands?

[RelentlessEwok]

That's just sad if you're being serious...

[Madiex3]

holy crap, were are you in Florida? lol

[2husky5]

omg i went there b 4 that's the cypress 6 mile thing and it is awesome i went there and there r like otters in the otter lake thing

[mooitz]

That was a hard bargain you struck. Shrewd, asking for the boat - very shrewd.

[riverjustin]

Thats some premo croc farming land :) He he

[aproxxy]

they saw your crocs coming from a mile away

[DavidRockin]

that would be fun

[killaboy9900]

What Do You Need A Swamp For,And Are Thoses People Astrailen,Or How Ever U Spell It,But Yeah Are They,Cuz They Sound Like They Are

[Liz10000]

you misspelled swamp as "swam" in the very beginning. not to be rude or anything though. i really do love you :-)

[raconter1]

LOL..you've just joined the thousands from the Northeast who've been "taken to the cleaners"...I know you know better..but people buy land and later on find they can't build on it..nice if you just want the land!

[anwad1]

I LIVE IN FLORIDA! :D

I wanna see nalts

[CarleyIsRadical]

ME TOO!

[channeIreview]

I can't believe that going to Australlia to film this was cheaper than doing it on location in Florida. go figure.

[GlItCh017]

swam land eh? look at the beginning of the vid =D

[reesensam]

holy god its swampland...ur luckiest person on earth i bet this is the best day of ur life!

[aajmw]

What the Nalts?!! I'm telling Buck! :-)

[Tmarie111]

that happened awhile ago.

[ECWNET]

what a shithole XD

[happybuny2]

he's not taking my bloody boat! lol yea its annoying when people repeat stuff in the vid but that was funny!!!

[Justinmazing]

I can now sleep better.

[LittleBindii]

ahhh aussies :)

[calebdude13]

is this real cuz i cud really use some swamp land

[alexcastellanosleon]

lol

the boat

[gstockton]

Ha!

[MsOpheliaPayne]

No Deal Howie

No Deal

[Glyphstream]

Yeah...preserve......that's just a fancy word for.......lots of space....

[mochacass101]

sorry nalts, but this wasn't very funny.

[TXStateBobcats]

LOL "He's not taking my bloody boat!!!" haha.... that part cracked me up!

[Justinmazing]

Thats a big 10 four good buddy.

[Jmac0wns]

Not my favorite, but its better than anything I could come up with :P

[lobomeanswolf]

I have a great bridge for you. its called the Golden Gate bridge. so named because it is actually made of GOLD! I need to sell it quickly cause im moving, ill give you a good deal. Thanks

[xgotarox]

personally, i think it's a 1 star video. i gave it 2 stars for the didgeridoo in the music at the end. didge FTW :]

you're still cool in my book, nalts =]

[woodenshoesjeroen]

Great, so you breed alligators now? wow!

[ThirdProverb]

are you running out of ideas?

[RockstarRaquel]

oh-my-goosness u went to florida???

thats awesome!!!

it looks like u r at cypress gardens...

r u?

[Zimbeh]

LOL I love you nalts. You always come up with fresh material, you are my god.

[Furnifur]

What? I could've picked up swampland when I was there?? Damm I always miss the good opportunities

[DeathRattle101]

YAY for didgeridoo!!!!

[robtran]

Is it just me, or is YouTube rife with Aussies?!

Funny stuff, Kevin!

[DIZZYZAP478]

Your in Florida? Cool! I wish I could meet you.

[StormCommander]

He goes everywhere. =o

[Justinmazing]

a wind instrument of the Indigenous Australians. I wiki it.

[trevvvor]

haha

spelling mistake

"swam land"

[emlove143]

yaaaay nannyofnalts!

[RufioJJ]

beautiful NALTY!!! ya!

[Justinmazing]

Nice Didgeridoo sound.

[Sammerkona]

Can you find yourself a bridge OVER some swamp land? A two for one deal! Practical, and economical.

[amjPeace]

Sign me up for a timeshare!

[burgandyblood]

Haha! I love the sunglasses! :D

[myWORLDizDIGITAL]

i don't know NALTS,

-----Walt Disney did a fine job of transforming him some swamplands.

think about it buddy, HUGE potentional!!

see ya,

XEM

[brian493]

I hope you are not serious

[lcorinth]

Of course he's serious! It's Nalts! He never jokes around.

[patkav101]

was that florida or aussie land?

[strangeparty]

"Preserve is just a fancy name for lots and lots and lots of room" LMAO

[ronbat777]

coo;

[robertholf]

Really clever, well done! I am curious why they had an Australian accent in Florida though... ???? ;)

[patkav101]

probably mick dundees grandson, just over from the dingadong

[abbyj3]

why does he want a bridge? LOL

[marquisdejolie]

I can fix you up with some swampland near Uncertain, Texas that comes with its own moonshine still and funny-looking plantlife folks like to smoke. Hurry!

[knibbles1882]

LOL!

[ZeroSky]

hmm something inside me is screaming Nanny

[strangeparty]

Damn. How will you ever start the algae farm now? O_O

[thizizliz]

I don't have a bridge, but I do have some nice beachfront (to be) property in central CA. Once the big one hits, you'll be rich, I tell ya, rich!

[ninny404]

why are people asking where he is.... he says he went to florida

[Octahoney]

lol and its in the video title, too!

[BellyButton3004]

Where did you go to buy this swamp land? ..Australia?!!!

[ChrisADG]

Why are you buying swamp land? o_o;

[13osiris13]

That's what I'm thinking

[theDave1956]

I dunno - Swamp land isn't the same without FLORIDA gators... I hear that there's a special deal on gator exports... For a fee, I could look into it for you...

Great Video! 5 stars

[bradtube1]

Watched the whole thing! Loved it!

[boobtubious]

I've got a boat for you, it's sitting under the bridge that I can also sell you, it's located over the Hudson.

[NutCheese]

My toilet has been looking like swampland since I have had the stomach flu.

[JohnLWright]

eew

[DanPostropheL]

TMI

So sorry for you.

[pixelbreath]

If you go ahead with the deal, I'll buy 20 acres from you for $59 - then you'll have the 10 acres you wanted in the first place. You're getting a unbelievable deal, because I like you.

[delraecpa]

Your kids are about the age where they will discover infomercials. Now, that's a hoot. When my son discovered one (for a knife set), I got a 1/2 hour talk verbatim on how we really needed them.... down to how if we did it NOW, we'd get the free 12 piece steak knife set. Fun! Thanks for the giggles and memory spurt.

[GenScrewUp]

You get more bang for your "swamp land" buck in Alaska, everyone knows that...

[HelpaBumOut]

hmm indeed

[carameldelight87]

Swamp land?! Wow....

[ros4211]

Nice, do you get the gators and mosquitoes for free or is that an extra charge?

[jryan9307]

ok?

[DashTube1]

haha

[HollywoodHogan4U]

Ahhhhhh yes, nothing could be finer than to buy some nice Florida swamp land!!! Hey Nalts, I have a slighly used bridge in New York for sale...Interested? lol nice video man.

[theloathlydaddy]

Well, Nalts, you drive a hard bargain. He probably would have substituted a cheap canoe though, you had him on the edge. And then you should have asked for a case of beer. And tickets to DisneyWorld.

[glennguagmire]

Never trust Australians... They're crafty

[billstrikesback]

YOU CRAZEE NALTS! but i like it..........

[lexie123297]

hhmmm i think they have plenty of swamp land with snow up in alaska :P haha right near denali mate!...except the only setback is you have to deal with the state birds......*snickers*.........­.................(state bird=the hugest mosquitoes you have ever seen)

[DJTurboSolarium]

nice sunnys!

[NiftySwift01]

haha what is the purposw of owning this landdd naltss?

[CXVideos]

hiya nalts!

look at ur intro, isnt it supposed to be "swamp" not swam?

watch my videos too

[jellybellyiz]

WAHEYYY!! NALTS REPLIED TO MY MESSAGE!! ...im not obsessed.. just that its cool.. hey could ya leave a mssg on my page too???

[ButterRivaLs]

I think they're selling land near Mt. St. Helens again. You should check it out.

[ridicoulslyawkward]

love nalts

[KimOsh72]

not a bad deal once you put in elevated roads! LOL

[imasarah42]

Ben is a pretty good salesman! And you can't have Carla's boat!

:]

[nalts]

OMG- you know her real name!

[jellybellyiz]

LOL, if this is in Florida.. why do they have Australian accents??

[nalts]

All thieves have Australian accents. But not all Australians are thieves.

[DJTurboSolarium]

hey!!!! i'm gona ransack ur house to the ground mate!... i mean, no we don't.

[SmileOnADog]

When did Florida become part of Austrailia?

[nalts]

Since we decided to move all of our prisoners to Florida.

[SmileOnADog]

And force them to ride the It's A Small World ride at Disneyworld? Now that's a deterant.

[enchantingminx]

lmao you should have taken spencer and had him act like a derranged child determined to take a swim

[nalts]

Dear Spencer's mom. A commenter gave me the idea, and Spencer is now alligator food. Have a nice day.

[tinaphierce]

I live in Florida, though Miami Beach doesn't have many swamps *0)

[superphysco07]

lol... nalts.

[alicewantstoknow]

preserved is a fancy word for you can't built anything nor disturb nature in this area

;)

[rollercoaster500]

haha that was funny

[jamesbrown23]

nalts you are crazy

[msdragonfly1]

silly rabit!

[BigFatBetty]

Well, I didn't poop this time. But my dog did.

[ketsuke]

How would you feel about beach front property in Arizona?

Take advantage of global warming! Buy now!

[nalts]

Could be such a thing when California finally falls off the US.

[ketsuke]

That's the way to think! I have contacts. What do ya say?

=D

[1YOTC]

You call that a swamp. This is a swamp!

[xjasongarciax]

What? I'm dissapointed Nalts...no feet dangling, swishing around in the water tapping alligators on the head? Hell I'd even expect an alligator suit from you! :o)

[nalts]

I like baby alligators. I think I got some footage of them. But it's kinda boring.

[gmswife]

Yea, that's what I was kinda expecting!!!Either that or Nalts dangling lil Charlie over the gators heads! lol j/k luv ya Nalts!

[xjasongarciax]

LOL! Yeah, that or a Steve Erwin tribute! :o)

[LillithePink]

Float boat as opposed to what? A sink boat?

[drocloce]

Dear Sir(or Madam):

CONGRATULATIONS on your recent purchase of a "float boat"!

[stalkerofnalts]

I draw the line at stalking in a swamp.

[nalts]

I'm buying the boat for you.

[JimmerSD]

"... a fancy word for lots and lots of land"

;DDDDD

I fell off of my chair.

[R4ndomCrap]

who would want a bloody boat? gross.

[nalts]

It has a vulture on it. I want to cook it.

[gijoedaisy]

Hey, wanna buy our 40 acres of swamp land that's up nort'? I'll throw in the shanty!

[nalts]

What's a shanty?