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  • don't they warp in their buildings from somewhere? Couldn't they warp nutrients from there directly into their bodies?

  • I think the bigger problem is how do they talk.

  • Aww, Sea just can't catch a break. :/

    As for the puzzler, I'm guessing the Protoss over time, as beings that utilize and literally combine with another of their race and become energy, gained the ability to derive power and energy from the light energies and dark energies that apparently make up the universe or are apart of it or whatever.

    I'm guessing that for the fact there is no visible orifice on their bodies to indicate ingestion of any kind.

    Thanks Cholera.

  • Protos don't need to eat, as it would get in the way of them being awesome

  • Zealots are flesh eaters they feast upon the still beating hearts of their prey. That or they use dark energy which is present everywhere in the universe. Special crystals biometrically enhance them allowing them to to focus this energy through the minds eye and use it for different purposes. High Templars have mastered the use of this energy and can manipulate to their will.

  • Osmosis. A Protoss assimilates food in liquid form through the skin at certain points on their body.

  • Cholera, you rock!!

  • a better question would be - how do protoss talk :P

  • Assuming protoss get this energy from pylons, i find it curious that a carrier, a capital ship with at least 20 crewmen, takes only 4X as much food as an ordinary zealot. That raises another question: what do REAVERS eat? They are inorganic, so how do they use psi for energy? How the hell does a reaver actually recieve and act on orders? Is there a little scarab-making midget protoss in there? Cholera puzzler #6?

  • I would agree with the various psychic absorption theories, where a protoss would take energy from surrounding life forms, except that this theory falls apart when we think about the amount of space travel the protoss do (no life forms to feed off of in space). Also the DTs survived on Shakuris for thousands of years, and that place has no plant life...so we would assume no photosynthesis is possible on said planet.

  • Biologically, photosynthesis cannot function to provide the energy necessary even for temperature regulation of an inert body. A charging zealot would use up a huge amount of energy. Also the limiting factor in photosynthesis is not the cell function but rather the quantity of rays being directed at the choloplasts. Due to Aiur's similar biosphere to earth (jungle, trees, etc), it seems that Aiur's sun doesn't project many more rays than earth's

  • I thought that protoss were slow in the olden days, but as they gained new technologies (like the shield) they became a hybrid of artificial and natural systems (ie. cyborgs). It made them think faster, act faster and yes.. run faster. They even evolve during play to run even faster. The extra source of "food" is electricity.

  • The human body is extremely inefficient, we loose most of our energy to heat. It should be possible for a cold blooded creature to run on solar energy, provided they hibernate to regain energy.

    Psi seems like the simpler explanation though.

  • lol im a nerd O.o

  • it is kinda like they have batteries i guess. but instead of electrical power they have their own "energy". energy produces the ability to do "work" as in physics. and energy comes in many forms, they just use a form that is not in this world

  • i think the protoss feed on "energy". because they are all connected by the Khala. and i think the khala is not only a way of communication but also a web of energy sources. the crystals mined are made into pylons which are the source of power.

  • buildings need to be close because they consume so much energy warping units in, but the units can feed off the pylon energy even when they are far away. like instead of having a psi limit, it should be more like a power limit, kinda like in c&c but for everything.

  • What if each protoss has its own pylon like crystal embedded within itself. Sort of its own power source.

  • Maybe they have a hyper-evolved photosynthesis where they utilize some sort of radiation thus bypassing the need for large surface areas?

    Btw, awesome commentary mate. It's always a pleasure to watch your vids :)

  • They eat cookies ofcourse!

  • It would make sense that they derive their nutrition from the psionic energy they so cherish. If they are able to telepathicly manipulate psionic energy, it's not much of a stretch that they are powered by that same energy.

  • Actually, what are the Battlecruisers even doing planetside? They are designed as interstellar capital ships, and doesn't look as they have atmospheric capability (if there aren't any antigrav engines I have missed). The most likely roles are interstellar long-range transport (shuttles are too small to carry necessities for larger forces over long distances), supplies for smaller craft and expeditionary forces, orbital bombardment with nuclear warheads and to combat other space fleets.

  • I just wanted to test teh Audio Preview.

    Yeah I just knew that it sounds stupid.

    Now lets test other languages.

    Ich tanze freihändig.

    Anata nashidewa ikite ikanai.

    Por siempre tu ven comingo.

  • I recon they eat MacDonalds.

  • I always thought the Protoss feed off of the life force of their enemies. Once they kill an foe they absorb their life force

  • VAmpires?

  • yeah they have batteries. They're battery powered. So electricity. This probably makes no scientific sense, but it might also explain why emp shock removes their shields, if the shields were electrically produced. (although then you could argue they'd stop working entirely I guess.) Maybe the shields absorb the emp energy but are destroyed in the process, thus protecting the batteries.

  • The protein/vitamin part of the equation is a bit more difficult. I'm reaching here, but a very off the wall explanation:

    Given:

    - Protoss communicate via telepathy

    - Protoss lack any orifices

    Maybe Protoss control their individual cells via a form of local telepathy too, all they would need to do is disseminate a part of their body in a nutrient-rich environment and absorb the materials directly into their cells. Think ant-colony meets T-1000.

  • Han Baoqi et al. published a paper discussing the storage in and retreival of energy from synthetic zeolites (a form of crystal)

    Given:

    - Protoss evolution was overseen by the Xel'Naga (therefore allowing unexpected mechanisms)

    - Protoss affinity for crystals

    The energy part of the equation could be solved via the use of these crystals. Storing energy from powerplants into crystals and distributing these among the populace. This might be why there are so many crystals on a zealot's armor;

  • weihoozie, I thought the puzzler's twist here was the lack of a mouth on the protoss side ;-). Not 'where do they find the time' but 'where do they find the orifice'.

  • Hmm didnt anyone receive a game book when they bought the Game? i did and it explains the origin of the races, Witch said protoss were NOT created by the Xel Naga but changed to resemble them. They already lived on Aiur but wernt advanced, they were a primitave race.. Post a respond, not a swear worth pls

  • Well, human soldiers don't eat while they are fighting right?

    The toss don't need to as well. I believe they just 'eat' on their break or something like that.

    Silly, but it's a logical explanation.

  • Perhaps the Protoss home planet Auir radiates a special energy that the Protoss absorb and use to move and fight. That would also explain why the pylons are needed to warp in more soldiers if they radiate with a similar energy (which would not be available otherwise on other planets).

  • I like how we discredit the blizzard dev's explanation because protoss are not like plants.

  • Protoss eat by magically consuming Firebathero. They do so much like leaches. By using units such as scouts and pylon hearts they can open up Firebathero's essence and consume it.

  • I'm sure someone said this, but even if protoss are photosynthetic due to supernatural chlorophyll (or something), they have no way of getting protein, which is a bigger problem.

    E.g. Venus Fly traps photosynthesize but have to eat insects to get protein.

  • meybe the xel'naga created them millions of years ago.

  • The protoss were created by the Xel'Naga; they did not evolve! Also, they could possibly absorb a larger spectrum of light than plants. Plants only are able to absorb a small portion of the spectrum and they are only about 12% efficient. It's possible the Xel'Naga knew of a way to make them more efficient.

  • aren't dragoons dead protoss which were brought back to life?

  • As far as I remember the dead protoss hero is hooked up into the Dragoon combat armor. That's what I mean with a radical alteration of the body.

  • The Protoss origin III: The photosynthetic skin will store too little energy for continued effort, but may be able to store significant amounts. However the protoss are known for radical alterations to their body (Dragoons and Zealot legs), and thus it is likely that they supplement their energy from external sources. As they are able to warp in buildings near pylons, it could be that Protoss soldiers have a pylon-crystal, and energy in the form their body uses is warped into their body.

  • The Protoss origin II: (2 of 3) For some reason the Protoss lost their mouths durin later stages of evolution, which indicates two things:

    1) Mouths had become a hindrance to survivability.

    2) The Protoss had evolved an alternate way of gaining energy, and.. A theory that would explain both could be a deadly disease that infected orally. The Protoss may have developed photosynthetic skin, whether by natural evolution or genetic engineering is unknown.

  • The Protoss Origin I: (1 of 3) Lets look at it logically, from a scientific viewpoint. The protoss have a jaw, which makes little sense unless they at one point in evolution actually did have a mouth. Their eyes are set in a forward depth-perception fashion which indicates the protoss were during early evolution predators or at least omnivores. Logically the Protoss used to eat, and at least at times they ate other creatures.

  • very nice analysis!

  • Well the protoss were primatif apes intill the Xel naga started to force evelution. They were telepatic by nature but Zel naga enhanced it. So they dont need to talk. They also dont eat cus , they draw in energy from minerla fields tru there skin and absorb it. They only need enery like a battery. Because there psycic power is hug they use it as "muscles" without real muscles needed.The vespene gas is only for suits buildings, and robots.

  • photosyntesis makes good sence, thats why protoss vs. protoss you see a huge buildup before each battle, the Zealots need to build up enough energi for their bust.

    And to quote Hicthhickers guide to the galaxy:

    Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space

    Point being, anything is not just posible, its likely :)

  • I Think that protoss eats souls or rather drain lifeenergi from other creaturs. But some protoss like say templars eats or devours pure energi. im going to explain this as good as posible now.. when lets say a Zealot attacks a Marine, zergling or any other living being, he does not only deal physical damage with he´s blades, he also sucks the lifeenergi out of them.

  • They eat the SOUL of the victim they kill.

  • I know the secret about the protoss' food consumption:

    Enema Food!!!!

    (They shove everything up their butts, poor protoss kids! LOL)

  • i work for blizzard, the truth is that protoss eat through their butts

  • The protoss were DISCOVERED by the Xel'naga, not created. Something about a civil war... the the xelnaga show up and speeds up their evolution... anyway the question at hand... It is very possible that they actually do get energy from photosynthesis, the xelnaga messed with their physiology and made the photosynthesis thing possible...

  • One point: Protoss, along with the Zerg, were created by the Xel'Naga, remember: they did not evolve. So they are technological creations of a god-like species, they aren't "animals" or "plants" they and the Zerg are closer to sentient robots or biological weapons. Consider that, the technology of the Xel'Naga could have been advanced enough to have photosynthetic efficiency much higher than plants do. It's also possible they have internal nanotechnological fusion reactors.

  • protoss eat chicken cuz they are black

  • Protoss live off of feeding off the souls of those they kill in battle

    Nuff' said

  • Osmosis? LOL.

  • Ok, so it appears the protoss do not breathe either . . . creating two more questions: 1) even if they do photosynthesize by (magically?) absorbing large quantities of sunlight, how do they get sufficient CO2? One answer could be that the mechanisms by which they get this extra stuff are the same, or alternatively that their atmosphere contains a higher percentage of CO2.  2) is how do they speak? I think telepathy is the answer there, although how they communicate with non-protoss is unknown.

  • SC lore proves creationism true. xel naga>natural selection.

  • they a secret "mouth" thingy hidden somewhere at the position of your choise ;)

  • Sea really plays like a damn noob sometimes. i have zero faith in him.

  • sea dose not know when push out

  • The protoss don't need crazy surface area, they have technology, they could have solar panals on their armor that take in sunlight amplify it and redirect it to the protoss's skin.

    The fast moving zealot has machinery that helps the zealot move fast, there is probably very little the zealot has to do himself.

    The protoss could have sunlight transformed into liquid form and injected right into their skin, it doesn't quite matter how they do it

  • if there is so little that the zealot has to do, why risk a life and not just build a fkn robot? they obviously have incredible natural strength (enhanced by technology).

  • Protosses don't eat, They are made of pure energy so they dont need to eat.

  • this makes sense: no blood, no bodies only a puff of blue smoke!

  • the xelnaga stabbed magical crystals in the protross and they transformed into blood thirsty warriors. Every newborn protoss is stabbed in the same manner like a tradition. THe crystals are magic thus providing magic food and keeping the protoss healthy and powerful.

  • The protoss are highly evolved and, after 1000's of years, decided food is unnecessary and survive thru a mix of suppositories and diffusion of liquids thru their skin. Unrelated, but if anyone reads bathroom reader and remembers this article or has heard about it, wasn't their a man who survived comfortable under scientific scrutiny, with just water and a hour of staring at the sun :P.

  • yeah, that makes sense. they probably have some device that monitors their body's levels of blood sugar, temprature, hemocyaninic bloodcell count, hormone, serotonine, adrebaline... etc. etc.. and this device (intergrated in the suit) always makes sure to inject fluids to optimize the health and performance the units in question. or maybe they have some biological battery and survives by magnetic induction.

  • Well that sounds like a thousand times better than what I said, +1

  • About protos they are like a vampire they are defeating enemy and teaking his life energy and Storageing it in paylons for later use

  • wow... calm down....

  • The protoss don't need crazy surface area, they have technology, they could have solar panals on their armor that take in sunlight amplify it and redirect it to the protoss's skin.

    The fast moving zealot has machinery that helps the zealot move fast, there is probably very little the zealot has to do himself.

    The protoss could have sunlight transformed into liquid form and injected right into their skin, it doesn't quite matter how they do it

  • the protoss feed in a photosynthetic way but they do not get their energy from sunlight but from chrystals and mental energy, that is also how they power their shields. they dont get alot energy from this but their blue blood delivers these undiminishing amounts of energy through their bodies in an incredible speed and that explains their agility ^_^

  • Protoss living units (zealots, hts, dts) are actually REALLY REALLY light weight. They are made of gas and does not require a lot of energy to move. Which explains why they go up in a puff of smoke when they die. In fact, hts are so light they FLOAT!

  • lol xD

  • no u idiot, the smoke is them transfering back to a protoss planet when they are cirtically injured, where they are given the choice to die or live a life of a dragoon.

  • you correct someone in a condescending fashion and then go on to say that people should not care this much about a fictional race. interesting hypocrisy.

  • I'm going by what blizzard said about protoss.

  • why only one player for USA and three for south-korea ???

  • Maybe the Protoss rub their food on their skin? Like if they want pizza for dinner, they just rub it on themselves and their skin like obsorbs it?

  • protoss are simply born with all of the energy they need to live their life. Some animals such as butterflies do not eat at all or do not have to eat once they become adults.

    Or protoss have only one body orifice in which case they both eat and shat out their ass. Again there are many animals, especially in the ocean that have only one body orifice.

    oh god did i just write that?

  • Well you see in Auir there are lot's of lush forests and jungles everywhere, back in the old days Tree's were actually huge organism's that blocked all the sunlight and there were actually only a few spots that had tree's that were climbable. So in order to get to these small spots and climb those tree's you will need to be fit and agile. After a while after the protoss found the crystals, they didn't need to climb tree's anymore and the tree's didn't need to compete and so they shrank.

  • in the US Navy command ships, battleships and aircraft carriers, have the most firepower not the least. That would be stupid, to have the least firepower.

  • What an idiotic push by sea, sending undefended tanks into Bridges infront of zealots and dragoons....way to go, seriously, wtf.

  • Protoss uses Plasmablood, they dont need food it/s more like a battery lifetime basically :)

    Maybe the plasmablood restrenghten by the moon/sunlight :p

  • Id say a combination of psionic crystal energy (thats why you need pylons) and cybernetics (thats how they keep the dragoon alive).

  • i say the protoss absorb refined minerals for nutrition, thus why each unit costs so much more than units of other races

  • LOL, nice question mark xD

  • They used to have mouthes millions of years ago, but because of their advanced technology they found a way to regenerate instead of eating which takes less time and effort. Because of that regeneration process they have more energy then usual lifeforms so in time, do to evolution, they developed psionic powers and used telepathy instead of speaking. In time do to evolution again, their mouths became smaller and eventually dissapeared.

  • They dont regen hp tho

  • how do protoss speak? thats how they eat.

  • Clumsy play from loser... Though, winner deserved it. On the puzzler: don't forget that Protoss did not evolve, they were just created, so why not with uber-effective photosynthetic cells?:)

  • Perhaps they have had telepathy and psy powers for a long time. Considering that a trained mind can create storms capable of disolving matter. Perhaps they have found a way to convert matter into energy WITH THEIR MINDS and that's why they have pylons with crystals. They harvest that tightly packed material into energy and thus powering their bodies.

  • I'm losing a poker tourney now to watch this commentary...

    Anyways, one answer: Supositories. Zealots make the grunt(sounds like "zal zhuuu" - or something) - that's the sound they make. Shoot, archons make the comment "we burn" not because they're on fire, but because they've had enough crap shoved up their ass to complain.

    There's you're humourous response if you need one...

  • i forgot to mention how some of the other protoss units eat. arbitors just recall fast food directly to the cockpit.

  • simple right protoss dont eat because all of there units are warped in right well they are just brought back from the dead the protoss is just a dead army meaning they dont have to eat and the xel naga created the probe to be able to build in the warp and the buildings. every unit not warped in is fully mechanical (reaver, shuttle) and the xel naga first made sure they got the leaders back from the dead.... very weird idea

  • no.. they are warped in from aiur. and waht about units that survive for years?

  • do they get warped in from auir(why would you have to build warp in gates on the auir campaign map)? and even if they do doesnt stop my idea because the protoss could have defected from the xel naga and created a colony on auir yet still have to use the warp technology to get reborn

    and what do you mean if they survive for years their dead they dont have to eat and the ones who surive obviously come hero units

  • chemiosmosis

  • space photosinthesis

  • i lolled so hard at that last image

  • Protoss grow their food in corpus via chemosynthesis..

  • Protoss do not need to eat because they survive off the psi energies that are emitted from pylons.

  • Really, SCIENCE is the only answer. Since the Xel'naga made them, the lore writers can BS in any explanation they want. It's also possible that they can absorb the ambient energy in the universe. Zeratul mentions the Void often and Dark Templar gain their psionic powers from it. Perhaps all Protoss can absorb energy from it unconsciously, without even them knowing it.

  • I think there are two answers here:

    1) Only Reach's units don't need to eat, because they're just that manly. The rest have to go to the food court in the Nexus.

    2) The Kahla (or the Void, in the case of the Dark Templar) is their strength. They have no need for food.

  • Damn straight, plants don't need to move fast (or at all) because sunlight comes to them, they don't need to go out and hunt it or find it or anything. Plants are best off just sitting around and growing or spreading. Protoss are clearly more like hunters than plants.

    It's got to be psi-energy or something.

  • get it cholera. integrating biochemistry into SCBW...

  • if you listen closely, the zealot often says "for OM NOM NOM NOM" most people seem to think he says "for auir" but they are greatly mistaken. whenever he says this hes really eating chicken.

  • wat

  • I think that the protoss eat by telekenetic absorption. They break the food into microscopic proportions, and absorb it through diffusion, which the protoss armor lets through (like a cell membrane in a way). They can just kill and break apart any creatures or normal food into microscopic proportions and absorb them.

  • my theory is that human-like protoss like the zealot and the templar absorb their food. dragoons on the other hand r merely machines in which zealots and templar use in combat as the game states in the brood war protoss campaign. also as to wat the protoss eat i beleive they use electricity as a fuel source.

  • The Protoss, the beings of high technology that they are, have created very efficient crystal reactors that they use for energy. When a Protoss is "hungry", he plugs in to a power supply for quick and long-lasting energy. The Xel Naga may have created them with mouths, but they have since evolved to not have mouths since they no longer needed them for feeding or communication(telepathy).

  • even aside from the issues of speed and strength, the amazing brains that the Protoss harbor have to take a huge amount of energy to operate properly; as for a solution, I would say the most likely answer hinges upon the Protoss' technological prowess; they may have a machine that behaves similarly to the Shield Battery, only it recharges biological systems rather than mechanical ones, providing them with the energy normally obtained through food consumption

  • lol interesting puzzle. My take will be unlike humans, zealots has extra sense that enables them to access the psi-energy which is why their food supply is pylons. The pylons is like storage of psi-energy that the units consume. Templars are those who can turn the pure consumable energy into devastating weapon.

  • protoss get their nutrition from their body suits, they do not have their body suits on when they are on their homeworld, but once they get warped in to fight, they put on body suits which give them all the sustenance they need for the battle ahead. that's what the blue "blood" is, kinda like matrix style

  • The Protoss did not Evolve, they were created by the Xel'Naga. That's why they can be Photosynthetic and not shrubs =P.

  • Ah cool. Then the Xel'Naga probably engineered The Protoss cells to get power thru biodynamic fusion.

  • hey cholera, i got one of those puzzle things, lets just say u built a vulture without upgrade 1ST and THEN u build a machine shop and upgrade it and everything and how does the vulture get all the upgrades like making the vult faster, and getting mines. how do they do that? like how can they get mines and speed when they were built be4 the upgrades came?

  • software upgrade over wifi? ;)

  • then how do they magically get mines into their hover vehicles? especially when they are away from the hq

  • The mines are in the vultures from when they are created just that the software was hastily done and don't support the deployment yet :P

  • Obidobi2: Vulture's pre-mine upgrade are running Windows ME. Once you give them mines, they upgrade to XP/OSX/Linux

  • lol

  • vulture is actually a squadron, maps are actually huge, and battles last more than 20 minutes (few days or months maybe). There are logistics and such things, we just don't get to see them.

  • Protoss eat through ass. After digestion they use their asses to do the same thing we do...

  • oh, and they use photosynthesis to finish the digestion process...

  • see below...

    As they became an advanced race they probably developed some armour system that can supply their skin with deuterium and tritium enriched water continously.

    Only downside with this theory is that in no protoss lifeforms would need to hunt for energy and their planet would not porduce any carnivores. Maby they turned evil killing machines by some misshap when protoss scientist where playing around with genetic improvments to their DNA.

  • In the world of protoss the evolution solved room temperature biodynamic fusion!

    So protoss lifeforms absorb ocean water thru their skin and their cells can fuse deuterium and tritium isotopes to create enormous amounts of energy.

    10 gram deterium and 15 gram tritium can supply all the energy one human would use during a lifetime(for real).

    So early protoss lifeforms didn't have to eat or drink they just needed to swim in ocean water.

    continues... above

  • I like photosynthetic. Not so much sunlight though.

    I think protoss can feed off of psionic energy. In the same way plants are photosynthetic, protoss can meditate and absorb energy form the world around them with their psionic powers.

  • If you want to go on the concept of evolution, then they evolved not to have mouths as their psionic powers let them eat. If created by the Zel'Naga, then they were made to absorb the energy as a way to try and add to their perfect physical form.

  • I think protoss units do photosynthesise but unlike plants, they utilise all spectrums of light as we know it as well as "unknown high energy waves" that are yet to be discovered by humans. This way they can extract large amounts of energy from stars without needing large surface areas. Also the wrinkles on the skin of protoss units act as anti reflection coating as they reflect light onto other areas of their skin instead of away from the body (as plant leaves do). This increases efficiency.

  • They probably have plasma generators and they absorb it or something. Or they use like a magnifier on sunlight and absorb the energy very quickly.

  • mayb...uhh zealots eat... from like making it into particles and tehn...abosrbing it? LOL since zealots become goons..and templars are like those veggy ppls i guess...

  • I think Zealots can eat Zerglings...

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