Miracle Whip | "Stephen"

[aaa8181]

Miracle whip is punk, yo.

[Mechakevdaug]

"now here's some people dancing."

I actually thought that line was pretty funny, as if they're making fun of themselves.

at least I hope that's what they're doing.

...

They're not doing that, are they?

[karg42]

It's awesome once the advertising people just stop trying. Now here's a picture of a duck. The duck is watching cool people dancing.

[SavageGreywolf]

Don't be a miracle wimp.

[kefkaROX]

NOW HERE'S SOME COOL PEOPLE DANCING

[BadlandsWyatt]

Whoever made this commercial was a complete douche bag

[PKMN37]

jeez! really miracle whip? really? nice, guys. Real mature of you.

[cyber952]

This commercial convinced me to switch to mayo. I mean, it's got a celebrity endorsement!

[Indabaz]

fail

[Spameggssausage]

if those are the cool people I'd hate to see the uncool people

[robotrock42]

All 1 of their fans were attacked

[forevergamergirl]

They tried "Old Spice" style parody. And they failed.

[TheInkySea]

How does this commercial even make sense? If you're going to parody someone for making fun of your product, why not actually do a parody instead of having 'cool people' dance around as if they were on acid while the camera does awkward camera shots and flashes. This was basically the equivalent of some little kid going up to a person and trying to respond to a quip by saying 'Oh yeah, well you...you're stinky!'

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

[Ammit5]

WE ARE LEGION... errr ...I mean MIRACLE WHIP

[theknack101]

Well, as Stephen himself said, you basically just paid him for ad space.

[Verendus0]

Miracle Whip is herenafter to be referred to as "hipster mayo."

[ometta7]

That was just pathetic. Really, really sad and pathetic. Wow.

[HaoWenXiang]

115 people can't take a joke fabricated by a television host in cahoots with a condiment ad campaign.

[KingOfKatamari]

@HaoWenXiang No, 27 people don't realize how terrible this advertising campaign is. Miracle Whip isn't rebellious. It's not a cool alternative to mayonnaise. Also, Stephen Colbert and Miracle Whip certainly were not acting together. This is just a lame response to a well-deserved complaint.

[HaoWenXiang]

@KingOfKatamari Well then I was very surprised when Viacom allowed those commercials to air during the breaks in the show.

The funny thing is, this tongue-in-cheek advertising campaign has become extremely successful by jumping on Steven; it's given Miracle Whip instant publicity and revenue with little cost. You only think it's terrible because you have no sense of humor and made no money off of this.

You are SO mayo. It's just a commercial. Let it go and go make a sandwich.

[KingOfKatamari]

@HaoWenXiang They only allowed the commercials to air because Kraft paid for the ad time.

[theknack101]

@HaoWenXiang

Its the Colbert Bump man.

[Kamikazebutterfly]

Haha I'm glad Rooster Teeth has taken over all searches of "Don't be so Mayo" these commercials are so cheesy.

[RaineSageRocks]

This commercial contradicts itself.

So, they say they're better than Stephen, yet they blatantly criticize him mockingly on TV?

WAT.

[jimmypalooka]

I like how 113 of you can't take a joke. They played this DURING a Colbert Report commercial break right after he talked about how much he hated Miracle Whip. It was developed just for that occasion. Lighten up, kids.

[crazyrabbits]

I like how the official Miracle Whip channel made their original "Don't Be So Mayo" video private.

LOL

[Debunka]

That chick at the end is pretty hot.

[ueriansalt]

I had no idea that choosing mayo brands was so important! Thanks to these commercials, I know to not choose Miracle Whip, and take looking like a conformist over looking like a dumbass.

[anonymousQ45]

this is a great ad. 'that is sooo mayo' lmao

[KawaiiCiao010]

So you bought all the ad space during his show cause your bigger than that? Yeah ok.

[TheHauntedFarm]

... And then Stephen thanked Miracle Whip for giving him more ad revenue, allowing him to buy more mayonnaise.

[JerFhilm]

They would've won support by admitting they tried too hard to be edgy and just made a commercial about their product. Then they went and did this.

[mordredt02]

We're being the bigger person here STEPHEN COLBERT! We certainly wouldn't criticize you on television you vicious attacking mayo lover you!

[magicidiot12345]

So now miracle whip is mayonnaise for hipsters?

THUMBS UP OR YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

[SIurm]

@magicidiot12345 your being so mayo right now xD

[ILikeDinos22]

"now here's a video of some cool people dancing" okay... seriously... fail

[TheHelldragon]

Scott Pilgrim called, they want their vibe back.

[BEASLAND000]

fuck off kraft

no, you are not bigger than stephen fucking colbert

your coolness factor dropped by 5X10^100 points because of that commercial

[poopskinTheLiar]

@BEASLAND000 Actually, more to the effect of Graham's Number^2

[ColdClamChowder]

..."Vicious"? Really?

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

And yet Miracle Whip is more tasteless than Colbert's response. Hm.

"We're too mature for that." Really? Then why did you make this commercial?

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

And yet Miracle Whip is more tasteless than Colbert's response. Hm.

"We're too mature for that." Really? Then why did you make this commercial?

[doctorman1000]

Miracle whip tastes awful.

[FightkingSNF]

This is so bitchy. He's a comedian and frankly you guys deserved those insult (I found them hilarious). Also, I wouldn't call rocking back and forth with your arms in the air "Dancing"

[TheOblivionChild]

Came here from TV Tropes.

[mikevltg3]

Question: If you're "bigger than that", then WHY would you even acknowledge Colbert's "attack"? Being the bigger man would mean to IGNORE IT, not bring it up. Geez.

[Crazy56U]

...(facepalm).

[tabrismacbeth]

"We're Miracle Whip, and we're bigger than your so-called messiah!"

[ThePhantomSafetyPin]

@tabrismacbeth I say we need a Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Mayo, plz.

[rainangel03]

Yup, TV Tropes.

I love how the guy says, "He even flipped us off." He sounds really proud of it. Like, "Yeah! Stephen Colbert called us out when we were being a bunch of idiots! What now?" Hilarious...

[StinkerTheFirst]

Another one from TV tropes. I couldn't believe they'd actually do this. Its so..pathetic.

[TectonInd]

TVTropes sent me here

[PutkisenSeta]

You know, if I didn't know these ad campaigns are designed by soulless automata with only a rudimentary grasp of humanity and our concepts, such as "coolness", I could almost think they're trying to convey a message that the first ad was a joke that no one got; a sadly failed attempt at paying respect to their audience's intellect through the use of subtlety. Of course, the joke would be on them as they'd have expected people to pay attention to the intricacies of an ad for fake mayonnaise.

[jellywillreturn]

"Now here's some cool people dancing".

Yep. These commercials REALLY are nonconformist.

*long live the Colbert*

[Shack11]

This one almost seems like a parody.

In fact, I no longer know WHO is misunderstanding WHOM.

[CMDBob]

Wow, someone's bitter about Colbert basically TELLING THE FUCKING TRUTH.

[newguy90]

Fuck the mayo and the miracle whip. I put hot sauce on my sandwiches.

[themysteriouscrumpet]

Never before has mayonnaise inspired such rage in me

[LoudmouthSeth]

I liked this to be ironic.

[themysteriouscrumpet]

On the evening of the seventeenth of March, you were overheard criticising our beloved and glorious mayonnaise. How do you plead?

[Algamyst]

"Stephen attacked us. We're bigger than that. Now watch us attack Stephen,"

[MummyKing999]

Thank you Stephen Colbert!

[ILikeShinny]

lol this is so pathetic.

[BlakeJGreene]

*Can't type coherent sentences*

XD

[henrymcpoo]

Damn it! I love Stephen but hate mayo! WHERE DO I STAND?

[Fishandchipsguvnah]

DOWN WITH THE COLBERT/ACTUAL MAYONNAISE BOURGEOIS! VIVA LA IMITATION MAYO REVOLUCION!

[77Lupin1]

When the revolution comes, there will be a solution to Steven Colbert and all other mayo lovers.

[Cliffhouse24]

On his Oct. 15 show, Miracle Whip and our fans were viciously attacked by Stephen Colbert, Nig... err, Mayo Lover.

[deliman]

"last week, steven colbert made us realize that our commercial sucks donkey balls, and now we're trying to salvage our reputation by trying to be sarcastic."

[moviegoer247]

Yes, being "bigger than that" means that they air a whiny commercial pretty much saying "Wahhh! That meany Stephen Colbert made fun of us! Here's a commercial to show how much we hate him!" Whiny prima donnas.

[Nintendon85]

Where are the cool people dancing they promised?

[archer1949]

I don't use mayo or that plastic chemical crap in the ad.

I use Ranch dressing!

[kaampanita1675]

The person who made this commercial is too retarded to live.

[Deathrune456]

sorry, im to fat to dance and frollick and dance around like those hipsters. 3 guesses why, and the first two dont count.

[sirskeletonsam]

Wow guys, I'm sure Stephen's devastated. lol

[driverx241]

420 buy mayo every day

[Exarian]

wow this is pathetic.

[angrydead]

I can't believe someone greenlighted this ad.

[MKtagteamer]

I think another trope also fits here with this vid. The Flat What.

[Edgehead1132]

what part of this commercial is about condiments?

[arcaneblast391]

Now heres some cool people dancing

...ok?

[Prometheusmfd]

@arcaneblast391 If they're all white, can it be considered "dancing"?

...

or cool?

[TheSaintGamer]

@Prometheusmfd I believe if they are all white, it is called "acting"

[isyou]

I like how they made the commercial funny

[tehloserisyou]

i threw out expired miracle whip before watching this (also i came here from tvtropes >.> <.<)

[DruidCathal]

Effing Hipsters.......



[Scipio5309]

LAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE.

[ExcessiveSpareTime]

Yay for Stevie.

[southy98]

Lame

[TheHelldragon]

That was a surprisingly elegant and clever way to say "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW" on TV.

[Alephvoid]

One good thing about mayo - not easily butthurt by beloved comedians.

[kefkaROX]

So they whine like teens about how Stephen FLIPPED US OFF OMG TEH HORROR and then show "cool people dancing".

Yes, I'm totally convinced I should by this. Right.

[GentlemanOrcus1]

SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! STOP SAYING "THAT IS SO MAYO" IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL PUPPIES!

[RobotwarsKing]

I love Mayo. Now Kraft, see if you can make an ad on me! >= P

[m0u0s0e0]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[EmperorChupacabra]

MIRACLE WHIP IS ATROCIOUS! Quit being a pussy and put Tabasco on your sandwiches.

[gumbal1]

0:15

And that's terrible.

[HappyTreeCrew]

gross

[ThePickledTheif]

He just got OWNED!

..No seriously, what the heck? Well at least I want to try out miracle whip now.

[dechha1981]

They're like Mirror Universe Emos. Happy rather than depressed, but equally whiney, up-themselves, ahd like Emos, they have all the "outsider" and "wierd" self-image of a Goth without all the cool stuff to back it up.

[etherealfrog112]

OH SHIT MAN, HOW YOU GONNA TAKE THAT?

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Yeah, run the same exact commercial with slightly different shots and a different, "pity me" narration! Stephen has now been PWN'D!! @_@

[personcheese1234]

wow miracle whip you guys really showed stephen whats what

[inuyashachick13]

This is hysterical. They're "bigger than that," yet they made such a huge deal out of Colbert making fun of them? On his COMEDY show? Where he is known to be incredibly SARCASTIC?

These people are idiots.

[Joeybsmooth]

Mayo or Miracle Whip are not things to party about. I mean no one says.. Lets party I got slaw.

[Yourfaceisblue]

But miracle whip doesn't even taste good. And Stephen Colbert is awesome.

[ChaosBladewing]

Confession Time!

Who is here from TV tropes?

Dont be shy :3

[CrowsILike]

@ChaosBladewing I am! \o/ Stephen rocks.

[Yourfaceisblue]

@ChaosBladewing Me!

[Drench394]

@ChaosBladewing *raises hand cautiously*

[kutegurl67]

@ChaosBladewing Me. :)

[ConservativeCat]

@ChaosBladewing

I admit it, and it was totally worth it!

[kittenmommy]

@ChaosBladewing I am. LOL

[Chavhunterofcalne]

@ChaosBladewing I am. *puts a hand up*

[lijluvr356]

@ChaosBladewing *waves hand proudly in air*

[DrakeNightwing]

@ChaosBladewing *raises hand with a smirk*

[Devitron5000]

@ChaosBladewing I'm starting to think TV Tropes is the only reason anyone even knows of this as LOL!

[mecakoto]

@ChaosBladewing

I am as well.

[TheBlackLobo]

@ChaosBladewing I know I AM!!!

[MissQuattrone]

@ChaosBladewing I think a a better questions would be who here is not from TV Tropes?

[Freefalldreams]

@ChaosBladewing I am! We are TV Tropes, and we will not tone it down!

[geekoftheweek27]

@ChaosBladewing Hell yeah.

[Ginnungugapr]

@ChaosBladewing I'm here from TV Tropes too :D

[Kefkaownsall]

@ChaosBladewing me

[striderdan]

@ChaosBladewing I am!!

[ZoidTheMaster]

@ChaosBladewing I am also from TV Tropes! :D

[poopskinTheLiar]

@ChaosBladewing TV Tropes ruined my life. :V

[DAsrada]

@ChaosBladewing

Nick The Swing, Troper, checking in!

Yeah...they lost me on this one.

"Soooo Mayo?" When did we return to the 80's?

[poopskinTheLiar]

@ChaosBladewing Troper, here. Also, how the hell does one tone down a condiment? Put on less of it, i guess?

[joethehero2]

Isn't it ironic that this commercial backfired and gave the colbert report even more viewers, and therefore, more money for stephen to buy mayonnaise.

[MyCookie119]

...it's just MAYO.

[miyu2002]

I refuse to believe this is real

[VViewer92]

Does anyone get the irony in this commercial? That Miracle whip is trying to be anti-establishment and 'hip' to their audience, by making inane criticism against a figure who is actually popular to the audience? There is a reason culture jamming exists; these ads.

[PTp1ranha]

I think I hate you, Miracle Whip.

[oscarthefattycat]

He even flipped us off :O

[driverx241]

420 buy mayo errday

[mooseknuckle51]

I don't use mayo often because I don't really know what it is. This looks like the "easy cheese" version of mayo. Cool people? Those are a bunch of hipster faggots who should go die in a gutter.

[DoctorPorkenfries]

I prefer Miracle Whip to Mayo on my sandwiches, but nobody ever dances in my kiddie pools. Am I eating it wrong or something?

[ahhhjoshsemperfi]

im not gonna lie, when i was watching the colbert report and this came on that day i almost shit my pants laughing.

[Cuccogirl]

Why can't I just hold out my sandwich and wait for a bird to crap on it?

[TofCanada]

this commercial makes my gut hurt.

[NintendoNate25]

Oh, so now Miracle Whip is more than a food: it's a LIFE STYLE! Ai yai YAI!

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

"now heres some cool people dancing"

they finally realized how stupid this campaign is.

[DevastationNazo]

@ririckyrickyracoon03 Don't get your hopes up. Its just them needing to use the stock fotage.

[Izayoiaki24]

I'll eat it with tuna when I can. However, these guys are people who no concievable person would wish to associate with.

[holycow818181]

I heard that Miracle Whip tried to get back at Colbert by advertising on his show--thus giving him more money to buy delicious, delicious mayonnaise.

Congratulations, Miracle Whip, you... win?

[StedySniper]

@holycow818181

Hey now that should be in quotes

trust me I should now I never miss an episode

SHIT I already missed the first five minutes of tonights.

Im off to get some lulz :)

[Sammy213]

fucking hipsters sell-outs~!

[Maxnned]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB HIPSTER

[drone5]

defensive, whiny & unintentionally laugh-worthy

[Boredman567]

I think the original ad was really stupid, but this made me laugh.

[TheSlickAndroid]

can someone tell me what is so damn revolutionary about a freaking jar of MAYONAISE!!! just because I put miracle whip mayonaise on my Baloney (something this commercial is making me more ashamed of) that doesn't make me some kind of hipster revolutionary! its just MAYO. its a CONDIMENT.

[guitarfreak1765]

Mayo owns

[UnrealPerson]

It appears we're back in the nineties, people.

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

"We're bigger than that, despite making a commercial that only exists because of this comment and calling a no-doubt hilarious joke a 'vicious attack'. Now let's pretend we have a sense of humor through half-assed lampshade hanging."

Fuck you, Miracle Whip.

[DevastationNazo]

@MrGuyPwnsYou Oh please. Even Pyramid Head wouldn't fuck it.

[PsychoChigurh]

Stay classy Miracle Whip.

[kilereren]

I thought this was a parody of the commercial at first, but...ugh...

[digitalraider]

OKay the reasoning behind this commercial... Stephen Colbert, had a show one week where he made fun of the miracle whip campaign. miracle whip in return redid one of their commercials and bought airtime on comedy central to play this commercial right after the Colbert report. hence "We won't tone it down, Stephen."

[smartbunny]

Miracle Whip is BAD. ASS. Whoooooo rooftop parties!

[Theycallmetomu]

... wait, was this supposed to be self-parody? If so, it's subtle. "Now here's some cool people dancing." That sounds a whole lot like self-parody to me. Not to mention, you know, just dubbing over the original ad. If it's self parody, I have to give props. If it's head-up-assness, I have to call it stupid. Drat: since when did the quality of an ad predicate on the intentions of the ad maker?

[ContraNeo2]

For Pete's sake, MIRACLE WHIP IS JUST MAYONAISE! You are not supposed to treat it as if it gave people the ability to shoot thunder beams out of their nose hairs. The idea of praising Miracle Whip as a godly item is just as bland as any commercial that featured Ovaltine! In other words, this sucks! If this comment starts a war between Miracle Whip fans and the rest of Earth's population, then I am on Stephen Colbert's side.

[thebeuks]

Holy shit, I hope this is fake. For the sake of everyone who made it, I hope that it is fake.

[Buttersbot2]

That's so lame

[wickedfeylady]

We needed MORE reasons to not eat Mayo? Well, I guess you thought so! Come off it, Miracle Whip

[samusarans]

Oh, no, he flipped you off. Here's an idea: GROW A PAIR!!!

[vman339]

Y'know, I used to just not like miracle whip. Well now, thanks to your refusal to "tone it down", I hate your product. Smooth going, miracle whip.

[fistthemainstream]

Wow, what a crock of shit?!? Has to be the lamest commercial ever!\

[therealhomor]

"now here's some cool people dancing."

they know what they're fucking doing.

they KNOW it.

[Hayaishin]

what fans?

[crazyrabbits]

Seriously.

Miracle Whip? SHUT THE FUCK UP. Your campaign bombed. Suck it up and move on.

[opalshuman]

i don't get it

[chadydudee]

song?

[michybee]

@chadydudee High School Hoodlums by The Datsuns

[donutcream1]

This commercial and the product it sponsoring are for pussies.

[adamsonxxfifteen]

Both mayonaise and Miracle Whip taste like shit, what's the big deal?