Nostalgia Critic - The Room (Part 2)

[thesega99]

@charlesvan13 ...and Robert Pattinson.

[mysticwhiteguy]

Didnt he get in trouble for reviewing this shit? WHY???? HE SHOULD HAVE WENT APE SHIT ON A DVD OF IT

[charlesvan13]

That guy is a cross between Fabio and Christopher Walken.

[chocho999]

OH HI MARK.

[kevinsharpe97]

This is the reason I'm not into independent movies

[SophieStudios999]

It's not true I did nat hit her it's booshit I hit nat hit her I DID NAHT! ... Oh hi Mark

[puyopuyo75]

@thebeautifulgamer it s big lebowsky

[Urasitti]

6:01 "The Tao of Johnny 'It's really good, huuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!'"

[magicalgirl520]

6:32 that ruined Rebel Without a Cause for me and I love Rebel Without a Cause

[TheGarfield0]

LISA

YOUR BREAKING MY HEEEEAAAAAAART

[Antichrist2000]

I have one very important question...

Why do people even know about this movie?

[evrbody]

@Antichrist2000 I blame Adult Swim. They showed it as an April Fool's joke about six years ago and it's snowballed ever since.

[shadowknight1121]

Johnny: YOUR TEARING ME APART LISA!

NC: Oh my god...

[enzocam93]

7:22 RIP Whitney Houston

[rostalolman]

So nice to see that the affliction that has taken countless lives and threatened countless more(my mother included) isn't really such a big deal.

[jet4212006]

@Ryanmiller70 I have seen better acting in porn

[Ryanmiller70]

Is this a porno? This kind of shitty acting is normally only found in porn movies.

[Mimasfriend]

Dude, I have to see this movie. 

[EmperorZander]

@Mimasfriend I do too.

[doctordopplepopolous]

8:38 I'm starting the "Get Spoony Some Furniture" charity fund.

[doctordopplepopolous]

The drug dealer was probably the best actor in the movie, but honestly the others (Wiseau and the florist excluded) weren't really that bad. I wouldn't cast them in Masterpiece Theatre anytime soon but I could see them doing a decent job if they were given something, ANYTHING better to recite than this.

[smoothmagikarp775]

crazy how I was watching this review a few hours before her death. RIP Whitney

[imdb88]

7:23 RIP Whitney Houston

[YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN]

What nationality is tommy wiseua is he French? German? What it baffles me to this day!

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Lisa's mom: "I got the results of the test back, I definately have breast cancer."

Lisa: Don't worry about it, everything will be fine.

And the breast cancer is never mentioned in the film again. EVER.

Apparently breast cancer is meaningless when compared to how bored lisa is with her fiance, johnny.

[krowking123]

3:07 ........ wtf was that, the teenage mutant ninja turtles, alvine and the chipmunks, winnie the poo, those 3 ducks from disney, and some other random crap.... what was that from???

[bearok89]

@krowking123 look up Nostalgia critic Cartoon Allstars review

[blijoms]

shitest movie ever

but got to say one thing

love the soundtrack

[NightmareRelived]

So that's where that meme came from....

[crh2010]

EEEIII DEED NAWT EET ERR!!!

[AbStar921]

Would anyone else read The Tao of Johnny?

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Nostalgia critic makes Tommy Wiseau sound like some asian, semi-retarded elmer fud. lol

[deadpoolhulk]

@baahhhFATALITY11 .........Semi?

[lkrnpk]

I'm convinced Tommy Wiseau is an alien. How could a man like that get 6 million USD to finance a movie, what's with his accent, where's he from, even if he's a foreigner- why can't he show any real human emotions or interaction???

[KingOfDragonBahamut]

lmao!!!!!!!!! movie

[EbonyMasks]

"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!" Wow... that was horrible acting XD

[TheTwiliOutlawTwilia]

"You're mad critic. Mad!"

"Begone!"

"Ok."

XD loved that.

[Rack44hoonmaster]

At 3:03 after the Critic said don't you know, what the hell was all that crazy shit?

[FilmMasterUlrich]

@Rack44hoonmaster Go see his Cartoon Allstars review

[aaronrocs]

oh hi Mark!

[JabberwocckyChamber]

"you be Sonya and i be terrible actor" LMFAO.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

I'm not fond of the skits, but other than that, good job Nostalgia Critic.

[rocketskates23]

@baahhhFATALITY11 agreed, the skits are awful

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@rocketskates23 Thought I was the only one who felt that way....nice to know i'm not. :)

[ConnorMarion]

spoons SPOONS SPOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!!!

[juggernaut136]

this ain't a real movie

[SNESosT]

Denny............Lol

Such a random fucking as character, I can't get over it! xD

[BeulahBot]

You too Spoony

[BeulahBot]

Goddamnit, Linkara keep your fat ass out of this review

[kittygirl792]

My god, i didn't think i'd ever say this, but this movie is worse than the Human Sentipad. Ney, worse than the Human Sentipad II!

[thesalanian]

oh spoony , you are awesome

[RpGfreak901]

This movie gets such a bad reputation and I can see why.

So why do I keep laughing every time I watch this?!?! It's hilarious!

[haloprime360]

@sgthometar

Get high like styles p? =D

[Reephamike]

2:17 I am really want to switch this crap off not because of Nostalgia but because of the movie he's reviewing it's UN-watchable even Nostalgia's jokes cannot keep me going he should have listened to the warnings!

[PHANTOMKNIGHT2000]

I hate girls that just like u for sex those bitchs

[metademetra]

If she doesn't love him, or even like him, WHY DID SHE GET IN ON WITH HIM?! In fact, why did she even marry him?!

[GoopLoopScoop]

@metademetra

He's rich? I mean, that house IS kinda fancy.

[hallowedbeeddie]

@metademetra you DO realize you are trying to bring logic into "THE ROOM"? :P. Nothing on the crap makes any sense and should not be viewed by anyone lol.

[eartianwerewolf]

Oh also Danny the kid..they said that Tommy's chara was like a dad yet Danny said he liked watching Tommy's chara and his wife ..OMG

[eartianwerewolf]

In their defense I don't think the other actors are too bad given the script.

[hellbringer96]

"Anyway, how is your sex life?"

Best. Quote. Ever.

[scottieman2]

Wait.... Did the grandma and the other guy just disappear or was it just an edit?

[Dragon72992]

well the gun scene was possibly the only thing you could stomach in this movie and somehow the other actors became good until Fabio's even stupider puny brother came along to comfort danny

[seanpatrickcain2]

6:31 LOL

[likeasthemost]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART YOUTUBE

[bobbyhooks99]

Sometimes the critic sounds like tacoman from ebolaworld...

[AriesGoddess93]

"Let's go eat HAAAA"

[AriesGoddess93]

The crazy gun guy was actually good, too bad he's in The Room

[sgljc]

Ohai internet.

[blogattacker]

The guy with a gun was the only good actor in the movie

[Bittergamer1886]

@blogattacker I thought Lisa was decent...

[funkyhouseofcraft]

yhis guw wiseo hs a youtube show

[17Kruste17]

look at 3:26 ... no Mark on the left side of the screen.... now look a sec later when the camera shows Lisa and her mother again .... WHERE THE FUCK DOES MARK COME FROM??????????????????????????­??

[tennis3232]

@17Kruste17 CONTINUITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HUNRUSPWNZ]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART POPTARTS

[DoctorReflux]

Spoony's scream is so manly

[hanatro]

I have the weirdest boner......

[MCAlchemyOfficial]

I did a spit take at the exact same time NC did xD "hows your sex life?" Me PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTT!!!!!­!! dammit! i got rum and coke all over the moniter again! CURSE YOU NOSTALGIA CRITIC! You are the bane of computer moniters everywhere! lol

[DragonRiderSCS1]

wow



[CloneComander1138]

3:21



[DJman601]

Poor Spoony

[shadowseeker629]

0:21 Johnny Cage?

[Rack44hoonmaster]

The "landing lights to the bed," made me laugh. LOL

[Rack44hoonmaster]

Eat huh? What the hell is huh? Can you cook it? Fry it? Boil it? Is it even something thats okay eat without puking or getting sick? 

[SplicedSeb]

@RANTOHOLICOFFICIAL

Moar like Tommy Wiseau used to take an arrow to the knee but then he was an actor.

[ZeroJinKui]

fabio is good looking?

could've fooled me, no one i know likes him... some people say he looks like one of those body-builder women.

[LIUKANG02]

why is it called the rooom.........*that guy who directed the cell comes in* ASK ME WHAT IT MEAN ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS WHOO HOO

[Shaeam]

I play my trap card "What a story mark" your acting is rendered useless on this turn.

[TheDoctorGermany]

Spoony :)

[RANTOHOLICOFFICAL]

tommy wiseau used to be a good actor, then he took an arrow to the knees

[Charmolution]

@RANTOHOLICOFFICAL

Multiple arrows.

[Boninja88]

I watched this movie. Linkara is right, it sucked out mine and replaced it with stupid. Professional wrestling is real.

[Maddiox3]

7:15 Johnny is kinda ripped. Hahaha xD

[BooBop1987]

This is been a other pointness moment 8:03 to 8:13!

[katemcgizzle25]

"As a person. As a human bean."

[DarthABBA]

@katemcgizzle25 as a rock, as a bottle, as a hair scrunchie

[saachica07]

it's not wine... it's SCOTCHKAAAA!!!

[Lordofthepastries]

@ISeeAnIdiot Well, since he dies in the end, maybe Johnny will come back in a crappy remake of Highway to Heaven

[isaacman122]

@ISeeAnIdiot dude hes not to dumb to avenge his best friend. he even rejects her when he finds out that johnny shot himself. maybe he'll shoot her in the mouth.

[crh2010]

Ironic that there is women like the blonde but the acting is bad...

yet when the acting is good women are so fake...

[isaacman122]

@ISeeAnIdiot or mark could get revenge on lisa formaking his friend so depressed that he killed himself.

[Banapples83]

6:00

We're learning about Taoism in school and I couldnt stop thinking about this lmfao

[isaacman122]

did he just say human bean?

[isaacman122]

@ISeeAnIdiot dats impossible. johnny's dead

[SmashLiXs]

i wonder if he's going to say what's the point of title

[seanpatrickcain2]

7:18 OMG

[FireLightning16]

22 people didn't know that people get wet when it rains

[EvilAshPursuivant]

why wasn't this film nominated for any Razzies?

[darthvalor07]

@EvilAshPursuivant Because it was so bad, it wasn't even worthy enough for any Razzies. XD

[sgthometar]

he's not a bad actor he's just high

[zeejustin6]

@sgthometar

its probably a little from column a and a little from column b...

actually I think its a lot from column a (he is a bad actor).

[sociohighway]

@sgthometar I think it's probably both.

[XAWALL39140XGodzilla]

wow this movie is wrose than an ed wood film

[MrJoker246]

@XAWALL39140XGodzilla Ed Wood had an excuse. He lived in the 50's...

[XAWALL39140XGodzilla]

@MrJoker246 yea but there were a lot of great movies in the 50s like godzilla (1954),godzilla raids again,the day the earth stood still,and the blob and also ed wood never did a second take of ANYTHING and the plot of his movies r HORRIBLE great example glen or glenda that was A HORRIBLE movie and also his movies were so bad he had 2 retire filmmaking and directing 2 direct pornos so yea he has no excuse

[cutelilldeadgirl]

does this movie even have a plot?

[WREQUIEM]

@cutelilldeadgirl oh hi dead girl

[woodywoodpecker896]

lisa loves you to as a person as a human bean

[UltimegaSeven]

Damn! Nostalgia Critic is so brave! Only he could withstand such a horrible excuse for a film.

[MrDudeofwow]

IS EVERY PERSON CRAZY IN THIS!

[hattrickster33]

At least her mom doesn't have breast cancer or anything...

[Tahkaullus01]

I never thought the day would come when I saw an actor worse than Schwarzenegger....until today. My...GOD!! HANG IN THERE NC!!!

[emilybieberfan4]

i did not hit her, i did NAT! oh, hi mark

[DrewPicklesOgre]

5:44 what did he mean by "shockingly bad news"?

[117thlegacy]

I haven't seen this movie yet, but why is it called 'The room' ?

Cause it seems like it's basically about this lying girlfriend that drives someone to suicide.

Shouldn't it be called 'The girl' or something stupid like that?

[saxzw]

Jhonny doesn't drink,lmao

[LoboDeBayamon]

the whine turn in too vodka?

[DjRat3]

The dog should have won an academy award for this

[aniesunique11]

"no i can't... anyways hows your sex life?" lol xD

[CeruleanFox]

the only thing worse than watching this movie is playing the game they made in honor of the movie on Newgrounds.

[Artonelicofanatic2]

I DID NOT HIT HER, I DID NOT.

Ohai Mark.

[beastlydeath177ty]

@Artonelicofanatic2 its bullshit i did not

[SinnFein4ever]

Dear God, "THE HOURS" was better than this!

[DarkLover676]

I did not hit her, it is not true, this is bullshit, *throws bottle* I did not.

Ohai Mark.

[IsaacP150]

the room is amazing it's sooo bad its good.

[SinnFein4ever]

@IsaacP150

No...

"Titanic: The Animated Movie" was so bad that it was good.

This is...this is...I think I now know what Hell feels like.

[Ignore14]

the best actor is the grandma

[Caitlyn801]

can anyone tell me what 3:05 is from? I feel ike I've seen it before but I can't remember!

[xAnnabellafulx]

Lisa loves you too. As a human bean!

[xAnnabellafulx]

Tomm Wiseau made 21 accounts

[SuperKittycat5]

i LMAO the whole time god hes funny

[pippo17173]

This film is way beyond wierd. 

[TheDamnIrish]

It's an entire movie of Big Lipped Alligator Moments.

[Quercia90]

Johnny: Let's go eat HAH

Nostalgia: Oh gee, can we eat HAH? I never had HAH before. Is there are a HAH restaurant somewhere around here?

xD

[firekingpro]

"Lets roleplay, you will be sonya blayde and i will be a bad actor" LOLOLOLOLOL i literaly rofl'd

Chip chipchipchipchipchip chiiiiip chiiiiiip

Worst chiken EVER this part 2 is fuckin bawlls to the ground hillarious

[BenB998765]

5:41 "a human bean"

[leenut91]

Am I the only one who thinks the drug dealer is the best actor in the whole movie?!

[TheVoluminousFro]

"she loves you as a friend, a human bean"

[CobaltRaptor]

Wait how have spoony linkara an luppa stayed young after all those years

[GeneralMontague]

@CobaltRaptor WITH SCIENCE OF COURSE!!!

[seanpatrickcain2]

4:31 FTW

[seanpatrickcain2]

3:01-3:12 IMAO

[bart11114]

I'll take Worsts for $2,000 Alex

The Worst director, writer, and actor who did all of these in the worst movie of all time.

Who is Tommy Wiseau

That is correct.

[siralucard19]

3:49 Thats what happens when you skipped acting class. With Uwe Boll as a teacher.

[siralucard19]

00:02 28.10.2011 341,414 views 2114 like 20 like it Not

[EliteZSoldier]

What is wrong with this movie

[Kingshadowac]

I love spoony's reaction.

[yojez]

Tommy Wiseau is planning on developing his own line of leather underwear. I'm not even kidding.

[thamutebutton]

Granny will pop a cap in your ass!

[BodhiGamer]

"The Tao Of Johnny" made me giggle. :D

[kilkolio]

i actually think the thug part was pretty good acting

[Exoixx]

lisa laffs you as a person as a human bean

[TheMrsmartass13]

oh hi mark

[SunsetHibiscus]

I think Fabio is disgusting looking.....

[117thlegacy]

"' I did not hit her, it's not true. It's bull sh%t, I did not hit her, I did n0Oot..... Oh hi Mark. '"

My favorite bad acting part c(=

[1littlg8]

only good actors in the movie:

Lisas mom

The drug dealer