It's a bit like the Old Testament, but with 100% more Jesus, and a lot less of God's awesome wrath. Basically, Jesus goes around, impressing people with His ability to hack into reality, sharing his wisdom and love for his children and flipping tables over. He also says the Old Testament should be ignored.No one could stand him. They couldn't take anymore of his anus perpetually crapping out divinity, so they nailed him to a tree.
@smokinsumgrass Satan, who is the god of this world, has blinded the minds of those who don't believe. They are unable to see the glorious light of the Good News. They don't understand this message about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God.
@thankfultoGod Oh and I am the blind one, you are the one who chooses to ignore science. When the bible is full of contradictions. I feel sorry for you man, you will never be truly free from the lies that have been placed in your mind from an early age. peace.
I'll use it to help me remember the books of the New Testament. I crammed really hard to know all of them this morning but we didn't really have a test after all.
You are physically animated, yet mentally dead. I see you awake but you are not really there. You walk around in a hollow shell. Living a life of mental stagnation. Seeking the comfort of reassuring lies. Your shallow mind, in a church of fools. Living a life of willing ignorance. Never thinking, forever dim. Nothing's more pathetic than a brainless drone. Vicious cycles of lies to cover lies. Just another robot in factory of falsehoods. A hollow puppet controlled by strings.
Follow the blackest part of your soul. The dark messiah is who we search for. Cold rays of moonlight describing his rank. Satan's blood, it infects your soul. Satan's blood, it is dark as coal. Covered with blood of faith and dead prayers. We walk deeper into demon's territory. Holiness destroyed as the gates torn free. He is the master of dark arts. Hypnotic eyes to break your mind. Mystic circle will close this oath. Burn the light as a symbol to fight. Satan and I are as one.
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and its on my ipod just like that...
Ablahou 5 months ago
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Ablahou 5 months ago
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and its on my ipod just like that...
Ablahou 5 months ago
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Ablahou 5 months ago
My question is why is the atheist watching this video and commenting on it?
richatich 5 months ago
luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv it
leelee1029384756 1 year ago
It's a bit like the Old Testament, but with 100% more Jesus, and a lot less of God's awesome wrath. Basically, Jesus goes around, impressing people with His ability to hack into reality, sharing his wisdom and love for his children and flipping tables over. He also says the Old Testament should be ignored.No one could stand him. They couldn't take anymore of his anus perpetually crapping out divinity, so they nailed him to a tree.
smokinsumgrass 1 year ago
@smokinsumgrass Your post is bad, because it takes things out of the proper context. Fail at trying to have a funny summary.
JamesHarmeson 1 year ago
@JamesHarmeson So what... all im doing is making up more lies about a book that is full of lies.
smokinsumgrass 1 year ago
@smokinsumgrass Satan, who is the god of this world, has blinded the minds of those who don't believe. They are unable to see the glorious light of the Good News. They don't understand this message about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God.
2 Corinthians 4:4 NLT
thankfultoGod 1 year ago
@thankfultoGod Oh and I am the blind one, you are the one who chooses to ignore science. When the bible is full of contradictions. I feel sorry for you man, you will never be truly free from the lies that have been placed in your mind from an early age. peace.
smokinsumgrass 1 year ago
@smokinsumgrass there is not a single controversy in the bible, if you can point ONE out then i will consider this science.
dreadlord1231 5 months ago
6 people dislike they not read there bible..
xeiiviin25 1 year ago
my futer mother-in-law wants me to learn the books of the new testament and this song has defantaly helped me out thanks
darklover7989 1 year ago
I have to learn this for my Grandfathers new girlfriend and this is helping me a lot.
MichaelJackson514me 1 year ago
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seekfears 1 year ago
i am like 16 and this song helped me a whole lot thanks. =D
jewlz77715 1 year ago
i need to memorize these, and then i will get a really cool bible frm my teacher at AWANAs at sharon springs in ks.
RyGirl100 1 year ago
This is definitely going to help me on my exam! Thanks!
xSpartanWarrior117x 1 year ago
I'll use it to help me remember the books of the New Testament. I crammed really hard to know all of them this morning but we didn't really have a test after all.
ghostofchat77 2 years ago
helped me pass my exam for new testament!
kyletheoctopus 2 years ago
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RobertBaral365 2 years ago
Now I'm confused. Are there 81 books in the "New Testament"? I was counting them as the video was playing. Just kidding. Cool song.
montemendoza 2 years ago
Boy did I need this!!! Gotta know the books for my midterm!!!! Thank you so much!!!
SenjiPrime 2 years ago
thank you so much! God Bless
darrylkm125 2 years ago
This is great! I have to have this memorized for my class next week. Thanks so much!
Carrie82157 2 years ago
Yes i gotta learn this for my new testament class!!!
beotchslayer2000 2 years ago
yaaa me tooo. all of them iz gona b hard
JayLaxer 2 years ago
thanks so much !!! i love this cuz it is exactlly how i learn
pod123abc123 2 years ago
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RobertBaral365 2 years ago
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wow this is really good i read all of the new testement book on my channel check it out people :)
crackrocksteady903 3 years ago
omg this is helping me study for like this big test so anyone should try this out!!
aubreywilkinson 3 years ago 2
This is a great study tool for any course that studies the New Testament - Thanks!!!!
Laurie2332 3 years ago 5
Because of this i studied and had fun!
jvo30071 4 years ago 3
omg thxi love it
cheer92volleyball 4 years ago 7
this is helping me to pass my theology final :)
mvt14 4 years ago 2
what is theology?
ninetaildude11 3 years ago