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  • jay z is slow as fuck

  • what a day... how this people make their livin.... an deformed example of life

  • People who don't understand wealth can only think of one thing to do... be a HATER!

  • he's harsh lying, he's trying to think of what HUMANS do

  • is it me or did anyone check the hand sign Jay's hands are joined to make... interesting...

  • listen to music=smoke weeed

  • (comment about illuminati)

  • 0:52 He is trying not to say anything about the Illuminati and Freemason. He is struggling.

  • jayz is the white mans favorite nigga, why is he wearing that outfit looks like something my uncle would wear

  • "I got up around 8"

    *chipmunk laugh*

    What the fuck?

  • does anyone notice how his face changed when he talks about the meeting with his people? i wonder who the hell hes talking about...

  • @216kqjace Most likely other prestigious Free-Masons, Corporate Bosses, Bilderberg,C.F.R, Trilateral commission you get the picture. Important people that dictate every aspect of our controlled lives.

  • So basically fuck-all lol

  • he forgot about where he came from...he is the type of dude tupac talked about...this dude forgot about the hood that made him...illuminatis tool!!

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  • downloaded music and read emails.

    Shit. Thats what i do all day. I want $500 Million dollars

  • jay z real day:

    1, morning satanic ritual

    at noon, hexagram ritual

    then in evening LBRP followed by coke party with the in crowd from Eyes Wide Shut

  • @munkdo4 hHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! AWESOME!!!

  • @munkdo4 LOOOOOLLL

  • Donny laughs when nothing is funny about getting up at 8. Creepy. Jay is boring!!!

  • he forgot to mention "worshipping the devil"

  • @NearMeKZ you worship the devil with him right? it takes a devil worshipper to know one. opps

  • Haha! Why so stressed?!

  • People: recognize that over 50% of his day is related to music. Do you put in that much time into your passion?

  • @CerebralPrince10 Close but I also don't get paid multi millions to persue my passion like that otherwise I would be glad too

  • Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right... Here I am, stuck in the comments of Youutube.

  • ...its obvious that yesterday was a weed day for Mr. Jay-Z. it happens.

  • I never realized how much people be hating...

    Was I like that...

    This video right here changed my perspective...

    Just another step on the right path.

  • he took a deep breath before he said went to sleep, maybe he frogot to mention the satanic ritual that took place before he went to bed..nah im just playing, hopefully all the rumors are just that, rumors.

  • @ThleTruth Fucking Beyonce doggy style is not a satanic ritual

  • fuckin boring bastard:D

  • people in audiences crack me up theyll laugh at anything

  • Slang crack and one day, you too can be successful!

  • TELL ME IF IM TRIPPIN`: @ 1:27 it looks like a baby`s head (resembling J) popping out of a grown man`s body. Do u see it?

  • @0833702 u high

  • @0833702 u definitely trippin but i see it too

  • wow boring! he needs to learn how to talk properly, intellectual lyrics, itelletual talk.

    Sort of a shitty interview.

  • meeting? *eyebrow raised"

  • He looks like he's 12 years old. And he doesn't seem very bright...how did he become successful?

  • @terramar111 Upside down thinking society

  • @terramar111 street smarts......not so much book smarts, from the projects

  • @terramar111 You don't seem very bright either. He's a genius.

  • Ugliest ma fucker in the game right now... how he get beyonce I'll never know. He also doesn't do shit... fuckin sit around at home, went to the office and downloaded music? wow, worth like $100m and he does that all day? legit...

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  • HAHAHAAH THIS GUY DOESNT DO SHIT

  • @heerad01 when he said he had a meeting with some very great people, that could've been a multi-million dollar meeting deal. Just because he doesn't work 14 hours a day like you doesn't mean ,"THIS GUY DOESNT DO SHIT." It just might mean he picks his battles more carefully than you. Work smarter, not harder, Playa.

  • @heerad01 lol man I love that he is so rich he doesnt have to do anything

  • he looks very arrogant.

  • @jalanmills i noticed that too.he seems nice but his arrogancy overshadows his good qualities.

  • whats the name of the host?

  • "had a meeting with uhm some great people dont really wanna say their name yet"

  • @diegopunk I noticed it too, brother.

  • So ugly!!!!! money cant make one beautiful! He looks like a poor man who found some old used cloths in the red cross container.... Oh and he forgot to mention the most important part of his day, that is when he thanks satan for all the money and fame he is enjoying..

  • @RealityGrapple your face.

  • fuck faggot ass jay z

  • uncle tom ass niggaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dude sound fulla' shit tho real talk lol

  • This is proof you can eventually get sick of banging any woman on earth.

  • hate the game not the player, the industry is the game

  • and no sex on one day having beyonce for wife... fucking faggot

  • i fucking hate this motherfucker

  • @forte322 probly bc he errthang u aint

  • @CAlivin88 a ugly ass dude with big lips..damn straight

  • @forte322 R U GAY? WHY EVEN WORRY ABOUT A MANS LIPS IF YOU'RE A MAN? THAT SHIT IS ESTABLISHED ALREADY AND HAS BEEN FOR MANY MANY YEARS NOW. THATS LIKE YOU KEEP SAYING"HE GOT A SMALL DICK" ALL DAY EVERYDAY...WHO CARES? ARE YOU THE ONE FUCKING HIM? IN YOUR CASE,ARE YOU THE ONE KISSING HIM? HIS GIRL AND PROBABLY EVEN YOUR GIRL LIKES IT SO JUMP OFF HIS DICK AND STOP THINKING ABOUT HIS LIPS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

  • Money does not buy evolution ...

  • black people on white talk shows just doesnt work

  • so basically, he did nothing

  • This is life as Jay Z:

    Wake up. Bang Beyonce.

    Eat. Bang Beyonce.

    Sleep. Bang Beyonce.

    Repeat daily.

  • Thumbs up to everyone that got Jay-Z's record on bit torrent

  • i woke up, prayed to lucifer, banged beyonce, went to the hospital with beyonce to check out how our demon illuminati baby is doing, then I went to the studio and wrote some music about selling my soul to the great Lucifer, then I went home and banged Beyonce again but this time in her ass hole.

  • At least Freemasons aren't racist, i'd say that's a plus.

  •  i watched this video cuz i knew niggaz was gon talk shit and the comment made me laugh

  • he did not say the sacrifice to Satan 3 times a day!

  • thats very putting up on spot question, speaker shud be ashamed. going THAT personal is over limit. Indeed the day of t his millionaire rap artist is DULL but he doesnot have to expose it n make him feel low about it.

  • bang beyonce

    

  • have you ever asked your self howd i get there? well uhh.. i sold my soul n worship satan

  • Had dinner, went to the studio, fucked beyonce haha

  • No one gets anywhere without working hard

  • had an orgy!!..

  • worship satan, murder murder jesus etc...

  • This dude is a hard worker but because he has done most of his hard work from the years we saw him come up his typical day minus probably someprivate stuff was really just that. He's the perfect example of work hard when young so you wont have to when old

  • had a meeting with the ceo of the illuminati lol

  • @muzk123 illuminati isn't a corporation dumbass

  • He was lying, he doesnt do that, He was like hmm what would a white man find normal? oh yea...

  • He's so calm it's scary O.O .

  • I woke up, banged Beyonce while she was sleeping, then took a bath in my golden bath tub, watched spongebob while I scrubbed my ass. Got out of the bath, Beyonce had breakfast ready, I banged her on the kitchen table, I went to my studio, the guys had a beat for me, I rapped over it, had lunch -- felt like Subway so I had me a Roast Beef footlong, back to the studio, rapped over some other beats, went home, watched some Soulja Boy videos on YouTube to laugh, then Beyonce got home and we banged.

  • @AGentertainment  you forgot worship satan

  • @AGentertainment Dont be sexist , bitch.

  • @EvolutionDerLebwesen Having sex with a beautiful wife on a consistent basis is sexist?

  • @AGentertainment: ROTFL!! Awesome. LOL!

  • @AGentertainment,

    You forgot he made millions and was very happy about that. He didn't have to work for a whiteman becuase he got his own thing. Please don't hate the brother

  • @MrOneBlackMan Who's hating? It was supposed to be funny. Apparently a bunch of people that gave the comment a thumbs up got it. 

    Don't assume everyone on the internet is negative or hating.

  • @AGentertainment lol... you cant knock the hustle...

  • @TheEazyDuzIt95  prove it.

  • @TheAfroMusician LOL i was being sarcastic im laughing right now at the thumbs up ive gotten hahahahaha

  • @TheEazyDuzIt95 That's too funny.... lol.

  • @TheEazyDuzIt95 you really needed to take that one to #6 though u know? lol

  • @TheEazyDuzIt95 Hilarious

  • @TheEazyDuzIt95 Your typical day

    Wake up, look up videos of other peoples life and look up illuminati shit.

  • @Moviewxpert LOL, so true. :)

  • @TheEazyDuzIt95 lmao

  • @TheEazyDuzIt95 stop selln yoself short n watch jz's wisdom uploaded by bookofhov

  • @TheEazyDuzIt95 loooooooool. i doubt yu can become as wealthy as jay-z by worshipping satan all day. like really people ---___---

  • @stefdopekid satan is, according to the bible, "the ruler and prince of this world". Remember when Satan took jesus to the mountaintop, showed him the kingdoms of the world and said, 'bow to me and it will all be yours, it is mine to give to whom i please." Jay z was offered the same thing, but unlike jesus he gave in. Jayz=lluminatti. IVY, his daughter, is illuminatis very youngest! God help us all!

  • @wittenberg5 Of all conspiracists, you're the dumbest one! God help us all!

  • @JizzlamicRetardation He used to do thug stuff but now he's too rich to care

  • Seems the ones pinching themselves are those like the interviewer who can't believe his eyes; it all jars uncomfortably with his stereotype of a black male apparently. Good for JayZ

  • This vid is proof that everything he does on stage and all his other thug crap is just an act.

  • @JizzlamicRetardation he never acts like a thug.

  • @JizzlamicRetardation No, it proves a guy from the hood is well educated and has grown up a lot and knows how to be professional, first off.. jay was never a thug type of rapper to begin with..he just rapped about the street shit through a hustler prospective with emotion, when I think of a thug, i think of a wreckless individual..

  • @JizzlamicRetardation He's never been a thug. Idiot.

  • hmmm meetings wit some great ppl

  • he forgot the part about the Illuminati rituals.

  • @daboyutube he said he had a interview and didnt want to say their name.. isn't that obvious if you believe in that ?

  • @MrKaneDoggalypse yah man, he talked to them, but didnt molest children and suck thier dicks at the meeting

  • @daboyutube lol he's still a good person, calm down!

  • you know what he really wants to say is, "Banging Beyonce all day"

  • @LilYizzy, you're unaware.

  • I CALL BULLSHIT!

  • Too many white people around him? You know what people never say? Too few black people.

  • @yoquierobaloncesto They deserve to after history. Chill faggot, don't watch videos you can't handle.

  • It almost like he had to make up what he did, while he responded...

  • Chicken, coolaid, basketball, drugs, crime

  • @MassiveJohnson420 It''s KoolAid with a "K." If you're going to insult someone, learn to spell correctly.

  • @MassiveJohnson420 You forgot one: MONEY! 

  • @MassiveJohnson420

    Live your dreams, and you have no time for hate.

  • I like Jay-Z.

  • THATS COOL I WOKE UP AT 6 AM DIDNT EAT BREAKFEST WENT TO WORK CAME BACK AT 7PM GET MINIMUM WAGE ATE A HAM AND CHEESE LEAN POCKET WACTCHED PORN TOOK A SHOWER JACKED OFF AND WENT TO SLEEP ....WOW IM LUCKY FML -_-

  • Why the fuck did he get all nervous at :53 ?! Didn't wanna say the wrong thing ?

  • "Uh, I got up at 8." TEHEHEHEHEHHE

  • woke up, saw that my money was still generating, went back to sleep

  • jay z's real day

    got up at 8 ate some breakfast on da way to the illumanati meeting

    after dat i told rihanna to get another singer to beat her

    then i told beyonce to s my d and went to sleep

  • Got up at 8. Had a quick wank into my own mouth. Went back to sleep.

  • I uhmmmm I I I I uhmmmmmm I got up at 8AM, ate some breffiss, CoCo Puffs the maid served me, I played with my Urkel doll with the Kung Fu Grip, I uhmmmm watched some YourTube, I uhmmmmm, I uhmmmm, played with my Russell Simmons doll with the Kung Fu Grip...

  • hes lying he jacked off all day while beyonce was away

  • No one gives a fuck you faggot. You fucked all of State Property on their deals and used Philly rappers to put you back on the map in the early 2000's. You aint shit, you stole young chris flow you faggot ass nigga

  • Jay is a good rapper, but his interviews put you to sleep.He seems like a boring dude.

    But money takes care of that

  • @DirtyFaceCapon3 eh,i feel like he's leaning towards the businessman attitude now, rather than being an entertainer (although he IS a very good rapper)

  • all this illuminati bullshit is for ppl who don't believe in HARD work, dedication ambition and a real DRIVE to success, meaning that you mean what you say and say what you mean.

  • @landerssd you fcking gay

  • @adampje11 you and C. ronaldo are fucking gay

  • @adampje11 your stupid

  • the nets up 3 2 what year is this from!

  • you can tell he is upset becuz he has so much of the peoples money and other then music he doesnt do shit for us ?

  • You couldnt act more like a clone then he does there.

    Besides hes clearly acting! to say the least

    Fuck that prick

  • i wake up, i do what i do, i fuck beyonce and then go to sleep

  • at 0:56 he got scared. he dident want to say the wrong thing

  • That was a lazy day Jay. Use yo bow flex.

  • It seems many Americans want to be a fly on his wall all hours of the day. So what if he didn't mention boning his wife or doing coke?

    What's this obsession with Freemasonery aswell? He's hardly devil worshipping if he denies devil worship. And if he is, do you seriously believe subliminal messages in his songs turn us to murder? I've listened to many of his and haven't committed a major crime in roughly .all my life

    Just for record, the word is pronounced 'MILE', say it with me...MYYAAALLL.

  • THE RAIN MAN....

    (COUGH)

  • what a life no partys, no smokeing, no drinking wtf

  • Talked to Corparate!... Promote Synergy!

  • fuck jay z. where was he in the early nineties? didnt get notice whatsoever by the world till pac n big were shot. taking orders from 'the white man' illuminati this guy has no respect for himself or his community

  • @hartlepoolie lol wtf? your retarded. when did YOU ever get noticed? other than just now for saying something ridiculously stupid...

  • suck satans dick u pussy

  • what a bore!

  • He has diarrhea :)

  • hes trying not to say any secrets its so obvious

  • Too many white people around him. Look at his face!

  • @gkdrummerboy He's looking out for the guy with the lynch.

  • @gkdrummerboy

    No, he is a grown man now. What you see is a grown up, no longer a teen/young adult.

  • @gkdrummerboy hahahahhahahahahahhaa!@

    

  • got up around 8 ... presenter' laughs ' what was funny about that ?, wish people could interview people without worshipping them .

  • @danielkeenan1984 I have no clue where that came from either. what an idiot.