Master Chief and Cortana

[laserninja50]

"I WORT WORT WORT YOU TOO YAY!"

[blackdeath532]

omg chiefs father

[dragonheart967]

I LOLed so hard at 0:46. Can you tell me where you got these fan arts, I can never find these things anywhere.

[Mrpaulojorge97]

its alwats this videos of rock music and some images and some fan arts.

serious how old.

[megazombieflesh]

OK this is better to figure out the probelm i say that everyones better ok

[obiwanfisher537]

I wort wort wort you XD

[ZMAN2GO]

Decent I guess. Good collection of pictures.

[booksrule0240]

Nice little video here.  you should make some more

[desu38]

@Snowconeking100 But master chief doesn't have a gravity gun. U jelly?

[nightblade2020]

FUCKIN LOL!!! i wort wort wort you?

[pesoen]

where did you get the pic at 0:23 , 0:39 and 0:49??

[Seanyrockz123]

cotana is so hot i would definetly download her onto my ipod

[midoriking10]

wort wort wort means "go go go" in elite language

[legofan10111]

@HaloGrunt426 wats the song

[MrUndergroundtattoos]

@halogrunt426 your a bastard

[zombienoob12]

@mickydoonalds you're N ass seriously chief has superhuman genetics and Freeman is only a regular human

[MrCcbcc]

(Gordon freeman)I AM GORDON FREEMAN DISABLER OF REACTOR CORES!(Rest of Rebel squad) Reload Mr Freeman! :3

[MickyDoonalds]

Gordon Freeman vs Master chief is not a fair fight. Gordan would take his gravity gun and blow chief into bed with cortana the they have fucked up babys while aylx and gordan have little ass kicking combine killing bad asses

[JubJubX32]

Gordan Freeman blows

[Shadowthehedgehog999]

i like 1:06 becasue it look good

[Brumakbro]

gordon freeman would win but duke nukem gets 50x more girls than both of them!

[gumdamsniper]

Nice pics

[andersonjesse97]

@HaloGrunt426 lol, his comment is thumbs up'd and no one gives a shit about yours! And BTW with all the stupid insults, how old r u, 5??

[TheArmo818]

Lol, master chief is a superhuman, gordon is just a normal human. Master chief will obviously win.

[herrsnelhest]

0:45 what comic is this?

[herrsnelhest]

anything bad about my description.

Where's my instant ban?

[Dgunz357]

??? 

[faderface51]

good video but chief kicks everybody ass

[capflodberg]

@faderface51 word, like the pics and the song, but sauin the chief sucks when he takes out both the flood and the covenant singlehandedly on Halo...not very smart, and then he saves Earth and the Elites, yeah, he sux alright, not really

John Spartan-117 Chief Petty Officer Master-Chief is friggin bad-ass

But like I said, liked the vid, though yeah well

[Metarortiz]

WoW SOMEONE HAS PROBLEMS

[Lone77Wolf]

something bad about your description

[295falcon]

remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?

Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot!

Thumbs up to keep this at top of the page

[LameMuskey]

@295falcon Thumbs down, ur not cool.

[295falcon]

@LameMuskey some guy told me to so don't blame me for it

[jasonjapi]

"whats the name of the song?" is the new way to troll on a video. people listen to the song and type the lyrics.

[ToaKrulies]

what would be mind exploding world raping is if G.F and M.C teamed up

[MrMegaSimpsonsfreak]

whats the name of the song?

[dasgeti]

@HaloGrunt426 dude it clearly says  "cum bucket of a dead cock" just sayin' :)

[J3ouDrieN]

what is the name of the song?

[lazorize]

0:17 i gonna hack u pc

[erigor11]

u re gay

[TheArmyofKevin]

your description sucks balls

[cs2sasuke150]

Why can't we agree that master chief and freeman are both awesome, but pikachu could come and thunderbolt rape their asses. xD

[TheGameVortex]

Love Both Games :) cool Pic

[GeneralNarayan]

Both are equally powerful. I mean, Master Chief is still a Forerunner, and Gordon also has an HEV suit, which does give him several advantages like the ability to swim unlike the Chief. But the Chief has a crazy amount of power as well, so you can't really decide who would win.

[thegraphicnovelist]

I'll agree with the uploader... yes, Master Chief is probably stronger, better armored, and has a force field... but he needs those things to be badass... Gordon has raw talent! He is a scientist, with an arsenal of weapons, and a crowbar! Now, if Gordon was genetically augmented and wears Mk.5 mjolner armor, he would probably beat Chief's ass!

[Riverzz123]

I agree, Cortana did look very, very slutty. Acted it too. But oh well, good drawings mate.

[astrorider1]

cortana looks so....SLUTTY

[tobi1331]

no master chief dose not suck so go fuch ur self

[NeoTodesklingel]

@warwickforever

His Hand maybe not, but his Crowbar likely could ; )

[IAmMike512]

@HaloGrunt426

I think he called you a "cum bucket of a dead cock"

[os0303s]

FOR THE FREE MAN!!!

[dreadnot5454]

Ok im just saying this incase anyone wants to know master chief cannot fall in love with cortana if you read the books then you would know that when he was in training to be a spartan while he was being agmented all spartans lose ther sex drive simply meaning that the cant have sex or get a boner or anything like that.

[tony38727]

@dreadnot5454 Nah they temporerly lose it because master cheif fell in love with that one Lt in the Flood.

[dreadnot5454]

@tony38727

well not necesaraly fell in love just he needed her alive but he did i guess sorta liked her but not loved her

[ScreamsAtCheese]

@dreadnot5454 Is that in Halo: Fall of Reach?  Because it just says that they may not get all... You know.

[jontheaxe]

You are shit master chief rocks and gordon is shit

[HaloGrunt426]

@Bartbouwjaar68 U put one more of these things on my videos you will be band I don't want to deal with your shit

[TheBazman117]

the best pic was at 1:06

[Buzzsaw1997]

This is the coolest vid on youtube

[HaloGrunt426]

@Buzzsaw1997 Thank You much Appreciated

[NicolikesSparta]

awesome vid i give it....awesomeness rating >:3

[Hcor54]

the 1 where chief has his hand on her shoulder it would have been funny if he was pushing herr head to his dick

[extremelewtniinja]

@Hcor54 perversion isn't the way to go.

[chidoribeam]

This makes no sense at all XD

[Heliosmaster3]

AHA i wonder maybe mc is a black gordon freeman BLAH BLAH BLAH MC FREEMAN!!!

[Br4nd0nH776]

muted the song as soon as i recognized it :P

[blastoise114]

Lol, "Look who's back. Drunk again." " I need the keys to the warthog." " Cheif-son, why are you still with this girl?"

[marioheadfan95]

WTF 38

[marioheadfan95]

1.03 best pic ever of cortana

[kingofshitland]

@NeoTodesklingel And if they would fight who would win. A 2.20 metres long supersoldier with full armour or Gordon

[HaloGrunt426]

@kingofshitland Gordon

[XxandstillxX]

I wort wort wort you <3 XD

[colalicious1]

How much you guys want to bet while cortana was stuck on High Charity, she used the original index to play with herself?

[toshiroknight07]

cortana in halo 3 is always messing up cheif in the game

[blackheart2341]

u can blush through armor?

[FoxMcBanjo11714]

Ha "Blow me away" my 2nd fav song :D

[armorhide406]

she can access my mainframe any time and I think the "index" is her dildo. yea totally

[nardshot2000]

i......wortwortwort *throw* *dinkdink * *boooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmm*

(mc)stpid elites

[123kevinkevos123]

looks like there is a episode of some kind of funny halo could you post the link o something like that of the picture of the 0:47 

[angrygrunt]

what a shitty fucking video haha

[AnimeVampire234]

OMFG.. 0:55 made me jizz myself D:

[KrnburnFan]

@AnimeVampire234 I didn't jizz, but it indeed was a gorgeous drawing o.o..

[southparkfanatic101]

Dislike this video , because this stupid ass motherfucker prefers Gordon Gayman over Master FUCKING Chief.

[Luceeternal3]

@southparkfanatic101 umad? everyone is entitled to opinion, but the fact that you got so pissed over a small comment he made just shows how childish you are. xD no offense man, but think before ya post.

[southparkfanatic101]

@Luceeternal3 Actually I'm not mad. think before you post.

[mopman50]

I agree 1:07 is very very sad....I feel so sorry for.cortana being alone for years

[Sirmunchyman]

Rofl @ 1:10

[teddy268]

vg cats!!!

[link00102]

Aww sad, she's sleepin on his cryo tube :3

[bluetube5000]

@link00102 think again, look where cheif is staring

kiddin

[turbo6262]

@link00102 That's what she said

[sparky13j1993]

@link00102 giggidy! haha

[metarydly7111]

GREAT PRONZ

[MrMaxendiesel]

he is talking to kate

[narutofreek44]

like the one when cortana is sleeping on the tube thing chiefs in cute

[GAM3RZ1132]

Master chief: look who came home... drunk again.

Cortana:I need the keys to the warthog.  LOL

random ninja guy: chief-san, why are you still with this girl?

[MrHaloGuy1000]

0:53 nerdgasm

[MrMaxendiesel]

haahhaah chief san

[GordonFrohmon]

long live gordon freeman!

[Killarila]

........wtf?

[nathanHalejackass]

wtf. gordan can suck the hard one cortana just gave me jk lol. what song is that

[wiersandlines]

0:45 what's that from?

[elitepwner117]

@wiersandlines thats from a rooster teath comic

[NerosR3solution]

oh my god! GORDON FREEMAN!!

[renegadeskinninja]

i bet this video was really hard to make and it deserves its 300,000 views...

[masterstalker2]

0:50 what comic

[Beyond82094]

@masterstalker2 pretty sure thats Rooster Teeth

[MSNIMSM]

What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!?

[GamerLegendary]

Why put Gordon Freeman attakinng Chief,and why with the crowbar

[TheJediJeep]

Cortana is soooooooo cute at 0:55

[callumcurtis1993]

gordon freeman would fucking rape mc

[LeeroyJenkinsJr]

@callumcurtis1993 wrong

[callumcurtis1993]

@LeeroyJenkinsJr supercharged gravity gun...

[killerassel707]

@callumcurtis1993 no a crowbar :D

[callumcurtis1993]

@killerassel707 touche

[killerassel707]

@callumcurtis1993 :D

[LeeroyJenkinsJr]

@callumcurtis1993 scorpion tank

[callumcurtis1993]

@LeeroyJenkinsJr raped by gravity gun

[Shadowjk47]

WOOT! GORDAN FREEMAN PWNS MC

[SkullnBones45]

When i first saw the commercial for the new Tron movie, i saw Quorra, and i was like, a Halo movie? That is SO Cortana.

[blackheart2341]

LOL kirby master chief and cortana!

[charizardx90]

i googled it.... there was porn... accursed porn IN OUR FANBASE UNECSEPTABLE!

[TheJediJeep]

@charizardx90 I agree. No matter how pure your fanbase seems to be, Rule 34 will always be there to take that purity away

[EVIL1357]

@TheJediJeep what's wrong with rule 34?

Seems to be one of the best rules ever made...

[EVIL1357]

@charizardx90 even if you learned how to spell "UNACCEPTABLE" rule 34 will always take dominion over any subject.

[lordviggo5]

Dr. haselty didn't saw this comming when she made cortana

[jk140461]

what song??



[lazerzeplien]

what song?

[Brandon87500]

I WORT WORT WORT YOU??? if you reverse Wort wort wort it meens GO GO GO so she said "I GO GO GO YOU !! " O_o wtf

[thecrazylegoguy11]

funny comics

[MrDenrofl]

the elite (or someone) got it messed up wort is go (if you reverse wort from halo 1)

[sporemisio]

lol i wort wort wort you XD

[experma6]

what is the music

[daor734]

@experma6 Breaking Benjamin - Blow Me Away. The instrumental version of this song was used in Halo 2.

[nick0445]

Screw master chief and his assault rifles and rocket launchers. Gordon Freeman only need a FUCKING CROWBAR!!!!!!!



[KururuItsOver9000]

wat da heck

[SHENRON200]

its kinda messed up to love ur AI just saying

[sumeguy00]

i wort you

lolz

[WasTed1337]

what's the song name?

[Supertyger3]

@WasTed1337 Blow me away by breaking benjamin

[TheGarcia350]

@WasTed1337 >_>....

[YouTwitFace25]

wow i think master chief got lucky

[supermorshu]

perverted....

[2MyTubes]

what is the song called

[omfgfrinkomfg]

at 1:00 she looks like she's his dog

[5zaide]

his girlfriend a hologram....thats sad

[KrnburnFan]

@5zaide Hey, when you're the last known of your kind of soldier. When said hologram knows you more than anyone ever did, and when you become fond of said hologram. You develop a love that, even without any affections, is unbreakable.

[noninvisibleman]

wow,the fact this video got thousands of views is not strange,but I have to say

I THINK YOU NEED TO READ THE BOOK AND PLAY THE GAME MORE.

[NuKEm92]

LMAO!!!! XD

[sven5710]

masterchief>gordon freeman=no  gordon freeman>masterchief= no

gordon freeman=masterchief= yes

[2musketteers]

0:47 lolol

[ukilledkenny374600]

nice song

[MrTired666]

maxstormcarter@live.com

what song os that

[animefreek1211]

You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin

You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Slipknot

You say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace

You say Eminem, I say Linkin Park

You say Jonas Brother,I say Green Day

You say Flowers,I say Puddle of Mudd

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DONT LET ROCK DIE! THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE

[HellSpawnJellodude]

@animefreek1211 no they haven't...and you know nothing of rock

[animefreek1211]

@HellSpawnJellodude your a fag and a loser you have no right to talk about anything to burn in hell loser

[HellSpawnJellodude]

@animefreek1211 LOL! your so moronic thanks for the laughs

[luckyleprachaun7]

Most of those were made by Luke Mckay...He is awesome.

[patient8391]

@luckyleprachaun7

Agreed.

:D

I always like his stuff.

[acopalyspa]

Lol gordon freeman



[EchoOddity]

0:55

[DancingJesus94]

What is this I dont even....

[Fenix316]

Too many Horny Nerd's these day. Tring to fuck a hologram would be like trying to fuck a ghost hahahha

[TheSilentOne50]

i'd bone Cortana. Nuff said.

[kenconify]

@TheSilentOne50 fag 

[Skorrpian]

(tone is meant to be ton, or ton.. maybe tonne.. fuck it) night love yous

[Skorrpian]

yeah um cortana is like...tiny..as chief is like half a tone. also cortana is artificial inteligence which john ditches for he chief mobile. and then he kill some aliens and shit and discovers cortana is a crazy biotch and is made to go get her from the tentical rape of gravemind and im ,making shit up as i go along as i havent clocked halo 2....or CE pretty much just xbox360 ones... dads xbox broke...anyway chief + cortana would be the worst sex ever.. im bored. If your reading this your gay.

[Harisdoubled]

also cortana isn't john's GF,she's more like his cyber-mom

[Harisdoubled]

what's up with this song?

[supermankicass]

Fuck Laptops, give me a Cortana or a Serena (Halo Wars, in case people have forgotten about it)

[Harisdoubled]

@supermankicass serena is dead

[supermankicass]

@Harisdoubled she's still better than a laptop.

[ArturoPlateado80]

why always Cortana is in Chief's head maybe its something private

[TheMandaloreFett]

HALO ROCKS!!!! XD

[zerotankor]

LMAO, if it's on YouTube, it doesn't classify as porn...

[OneShotOneKill4111]

@zerotankor LMAO

[cowgoesmoo2]

You made this as an excuse to see master chief + cortana porn.

Alright, well maybe not.

[RebelEmoGoth2180]

note to self: Kill Cortana aka the moving breathing cloud

[blackwolf222403]

You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin

You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Slipknot

You say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace

You say Eminem, I say Linkin Park

You say Jonas Brother,I say Green Day

You say Flowers,I say Puddle of Mudd

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DONT LET ROCK DIE! THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE

[DisProveMeWrong]

@blackwolf222403

you say all that, i say it all sucks anyway

lrn2 music

[blackwolf222403]

@DisProveMeWrong actuly i copy and pasted this