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  • you fucking dumb?what da fuck you doin microwaving metal?you no what,,,fuck you

  • *sees pinkie nail* Cocaine user detected!

  • "microwaving food is for morons."

    Because boiled water is toxic right?

  • you'r getting thumbs down for not showing the results.

  • OMG MR BRASSARD. I SWEAR THIS IS MY SCIENCE TEACHER> THAT PINKY!!!

  • I bet that pinkie can bogey pick! :-)

  • He probaly plays the guitar and uses his nail as the pic

  • 0:11 oh dear god the fingernails

  • Nice Coke Nail

  • so freggin critical you guys... he is an artist ! artists do weird things like grow a nail long or whatever they want.

  • News flash, WE CANT SEE ANYTHING

  • i see you never have time to cut ur dam fuking long . . . . . . . nails your allways microwaveing things .. . . . . . look at how much dam videos you have about microwaveing things and in every video you have the same long nails your starting to scare the living shit out of me dude . .. . . . .

  • everybody loves pot brownies but when i bring crystalmeth muffins to the party everybody thinks im the weirdo

  • @jalobeaulieu1 that's because your eye ball is hanging our of it's socket and your hip bones are visible through your clothes.

  • jeez give this guy's fingernail a break here

  • So no one in here likes doing coke and we a re going to judge him?

  • @boiledhooker noone else is microwaving every thing in their sight either. I think He just likes getting high off of burning plastics and radiation poisoning. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, makes people do weird shit.

  • A) Boring.

    B) Hard to see what's going on.

    I don't give a shit about the finger nail, you might have reasons for it.

  • the pinkie finger nail is long so he can fill it full of white powder and sniff if you know what i mean. then when he is high he puts stupid shit in the microwave and it puts on a light show as it makes him have a good trip

  • the pinkie finger nail is long so he can fill it full of white powder and sniff if you know what i mean.

  • Nice pinky nail. Do crack much?

  • Dude cut you fucking mother fucking fingernails you dirty mother fucker!! Unless yer a guitar player then that makes sence

  • where does he get the money to have all those microwaves he uses?

  • Dislike, only cause you look so dirty ><

  • whoa! wtf! cut your nails! your obviously a dude, and guys dont have long ass nails!

  • so he stands in front of the damned thing

  • OMG!!! I JUST LAUGHED SOO HARD THIS GUY IS A GREASY ASS FUCKING BITCH!!! CUT YOUR FUCKING NAILS YOU DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER!!

  • cut ur nails dude

  • coke anyone lol. that nail is knarly

  • How do you pay for all those poor helpless microwaves?

  • Oh that microwave is screwed

  • lol that poor microwave u use it for the most horrid yet amusing things XD

  • Jory microwave's stuff better.... :P

  • this is a old 1 his new 1s are sooooooo cool :)

  • What the fuck is up with your one nail? Really dude, thats fuckin gross.

  • I have a feeling the other side of the paper plate was much more interesting to look at.

  • this was a wasted 2 mins of my life and ur fingernail is gross as hell

  • ewwww hairy arms

    

  • electric nails.

  • DUDE!! cut your God Damn NAIL!!! holy shit

  • Dude, what's with the creepy nails? That pinky is just perfect for pickin' your nose!

  • open the microwave!!!!!!!!!

  • cant see shit captain

  • Congratulations... you now have ball cancer! P.S. They are right about the nasty booger shovel...

  • creapy nails!! :S

  • So... probably foolish but I'll bite. Why is microwaving food for morons? The pain of biting into an overcooked pizza pocket? Or did you have a traumatic early experience with Peeps?

  • well open the fucking thing and let us see it for gods sake. It was off at the end

  • what the fuck is up with the long pinkie finger nail

  • @dogyslut07 Its to make snorting cocaine easier.

  • @dogyslut07 usually drug users (cocaine) have long pinky nails so they can "scoop" it up and snort it. My guess is that he's a coke user

  • @dogyslut07 He uses it to pick his nose. :D

  • @dogyslut07 It is for cocain. No im not kidding.

  • @dogyslut07 nose picking

  • @dogyslut07  usually people do that for drug use purposes.

  • @dogyslut07

    lmfao i was about to say the same thing

  • @dogyslut07 and he was making fun of me. what about that pinkie huh?

  • @dogyslut07 coke nail

  • @dogyslut07 gotta have something to split that blunt in any situation.

  • @dogyslut07 It's said if your pinkie does not meet your ring finger, you will have a short life.....so he grows the pinky nail to the length of the ring finger......lots of Chinese people do it....although I don't know if he is Chinese...Or its his coke nail. lol

  • Since this was done in the light, it was difficult to see the spectacle. He has done this many times in a superior fashion. I wonder what he was thinking?

  • I'm sure he knows what nail clippers are. There's a reason only one is long......and it happens to be the pinkie.

  • hahaha yeah.. a left handed coke sniffer. no wonder he makes these videos. lmfao

  • i leave mine long to get the noes and the ear

  • @themightykhan He probably microwaved it!

  • i bet this dude has fucked up a lot of " mocrowaves " lol

  • osullivan13 " mocrowave "

  • this is absolute crap...you cant even see into the mocrowave and yu dont even show us the aftermath...

    learn how to make a video you swamprat

  • why not try it yourself and show us the results! :D

  • Hey buddy has anyone tried sending u any finger nail cutters? Go buy them... $ 1.50

  • nice finger nail

  • wow this guy is sad. doing things by himself and laughing hysterically.

  • at least he doesnt waste time making a huge production out of it with poor jokes and immature commentary

    all we want to see is crap getting microwaved

  • If you havent cut ur nails since this vid... enough said

  • obviously it caught fire

  • umm wtf you didnt show us what happend to it

  • Why bothering about the fingers? it is the microwave oven that counts and rules here. Just search for "longest fingernails" and you will see what I mean.

  • It might look like nails but it is actually push pins with a metallic finnish.

  • no dude the finger nails

  • Show the result! :D

  • Pretty boring

  • holy crap dude ur nails....

  • ever heard of nail clippers? because you might need one........

  • you are a tweeker.

  • stop microwaving stuff and cut your finger nails

  • omg whats with your nails

  • man ur a guy with huge nails i thought u were a woman

  • xxdarkicyxx not as much as he spends on coke lol DUDE GO SNORT ANOTHER ONE

  • what the hell is up with your hand!

    OMG you NEED to cut you, well nail.

    freak.

  • dude your fu cking wolverines bro man

  • wow, thats awesome... hilarious

  • OMG THAT COKE NAIL IS HORRIFIC!!!

  • should have turned off the lights, and covered up the windows - can't see anything.

  • hes outside dipshit.

  • Cut yo nails mothafuka

  • Obviously someone is into doing illicit drugs. get some help. but don't stop microwaving shit, cause thats cool!

  • Whats with the dirty coke nail? How can you JAckie Chan a bitch with that on your hand?

  • just think how much money he spent on micro waves lol

  • that is his nail on his little finger right :O

  • Microwave that nasty coke nail you dirty bitch.

  • @anacone1 hahahahaha

  • @anacone1 Dude he is a microwave artist, he doesnt have to be a chick magnet or a decent person. Look what he does for a living... LOL. I am a woman and I would party with him anyways just because he microwaved a microwave

  • @shalonwee You would party with him because you have nasty coke nail envy.

  • @shalonwee I hear that!!!!!

  • HES ONE TENTH PUSSY!

  • fucked up pinky dude

  • i think everyone hates this douchebag..i like it keep the hate a flowing people...and is that a fucking talon on your pinky or are you a pidgeon?

  • I have to agree with everyone who is commenting on that nasty, bacterria filled finger nail. Some people grow them out for guitar playing, but thats the wrong nail, so you have no excuse! GROSS!

  • omg fire

  • stop the coke

  • y don't u microwave some homemade "semtex" and see what happends ?

  • Clip your nails you nasty ass bitch.

  • lol...i didnt notice the nail until second time round...dude, what the fuck?...your gay as hell, you started climaxing when you went to turn off the microwave at the end of clip....

  • put your head into microwave oven...and send some interesting video...

  • you should put your nails in the fucking microwave

  • dude you have the worlds largest pinky nail!!!!!

  • It's a coke nail.

    Which explains the videos :P

  • whats it for???

  • sounds like he's fucking himself the way he's breathing towards the end. didnt think a microwave could turn you on!

  • it would hurt if that nail broke off would'nt it

  • Trim your nails, fuck

  • lol and thats supposed to be a bloke? gross

  • wtfwith your figer nails omfg

  • he prolly snorts coke. thats normally a dead give away

  • well. concidering the fact he microwaves stuff thats obviously not supposed to be (dumbass) and laughs at it then keeps doin it (even more of a dumbass) risking his life, then ya id prob have to agree.

  • the one on ur pinkie is like  1 1/2 inches long lol

    good vid tho

  • cut ur god damn nails  lol

  • nice nail, you can prolly slice through a phonebook with that beauty

  • 0:12 wtf your nails are you a fucking tranny?

  • Your Nails Are Fucking Rad.

    I Think All The Haters Are Hilarious .

    Remember ;

    Haters Make You Famous ;

  • whats the deal with uh middle east people and their pinky nails?

  • picking buggers

  • ...and then, just as you lean the camera in, and you're about to open the door...

    KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

    ...no more microwave, no more camera, and an extended holiday in the nearest emergency ward! Careful dovetastic - you might just fall prey to the cruel laws of science one day....

  • man, whats with your nail?

  • hes a pimp lmaooooooooooooo

  • 1:46 to 1:50

    What are you doing? Beatin ur meat while you wait for it to finish?

  • haha legend

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  • omfg ahhhhhhh your nails make me wanna barf, holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!! man cut them please!

  • cut ur nails dude thats freakin nasty. cool vid though.

  • He's got a crack nail.

  • lmfao get outta my head

  • nice pinky nail

  • I've watched almost all of your microwave videos. I like them all, but no offense... you're hands scare me. Especially that pinky nail. Pretty wild my friend.

  • how many micro wave have u gone tho? geez

  • = [] wow.

  • nice, do this again at night so we see it better!!

  • Nice, sounds like a hell load of micro-sized chain saws and motorcycles:D

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