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  • Sir, you are an extremely intelligent man. Good luck helping people understand that sexuality is not a choice, nor is it genetic. People just don't get it!

  • Omg the beginning song i think was in Polish or Ukrainian! Btw I love how you say "the gay". God I love people with accents.

  • Of course being gay is a choice, you are not born gay. If you were born gay that would mean god made you gay from birth, and if he said being gay is a sin, then why would he make you gay? Thumbs up if you agree.

  • THANK YOU :D

    this is a perfect explanation of this!!!

    btw i love your accent XD

  • Being GAY is a complete and undeniable choice that brings the man or woman to their realization as they get older and puberty sets in when feelings and the body changes in reaction to the opposite sex for that person. Most people are right, they did not choose to be gay, your environment, your family, and your friends help make that choice. Let's not forget the indoctrination of the music, movie industry and media that most of these people claim are telling them that homosexuality is O.K.

  • Homosexuality is both choice and non-choice! In other words some people WERE NOT BORN GAY but rather CHOOSE to enter into gay relationships due to bad experiences in their past with the opposite sex! On the other hand there are DEFINATELY homosexuals born gay!

  • Very true. But should Guns n Roses fans be allowed to marry one another?

  • jaygones, are you kidding? i think you mean to ask "if being gay was NOT a choice why do some..." Gays have every reason to fear society, that is why so many hide who they are.

  • if being gay was a choice why do some gays hide and stright guys don't?

  • @jaygones the reason gays hide is because they know that retarded people are going to be mean to them...duh?

    nobody get's made fun of for being straight.

  • Czarny thank you so much for posting this. I'm gay & I know that I did not choose to be gay..it's who I am. Thank you so much!

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  • Then how do you describe man who has wife, but does not love her and wishes to be with a man in secret. Or how do you call a young man who works as male prostitute for men out of desperation, but is attracted to women so much as common heterosexual?

  • being gay is a choice your not born automatically gay! common fucking sense!!!!

  • then you are not born straight either.

    It might be a choice you could make, but it is not one I could make.

  • i was born gay. why would someone choose to be gay? common fucking sense!!!!!

  • People who tell you it is a choice are bisexual. Probably leaning toward men and are ashamed of themselves because societies (other bisexuals) teach them they should be. You should know that straight men understand it is not your choice.

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  • Therefore, by this definition...people have no sexuality prior to having sex. Only people engaging in sexual acts can claim a sexuality?

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  • Well then why did you choose to be born gay?

    lol

    EWW crisco!!

  • @Spanky00Cheeks uh are you retarded?

  • @zackisverybored

    its a joke, chief.

  • OH :O

    i'm retarded.

    haha it sounded like you were hating XD

  • im Christan and i say ITS NOT A CHOICE!!!!!!!!

    but other than that i like this video.

  • thank you, nice to hear from a rational religous person.

  • Was that a Polish song at the beginning?

  • bet video EVER! and true.

  • BEST VIDEO EVER

  • Being gay is not a choice. If it is a choice, all gay people all over the world will choose to become a straight and live a normal lives like the rest of the people.

  • Wow! Awesome vid! Very nice explanations and very hilarious!

  • The dry DNA collection bit was hilarious, as was the entire video. XD =P

  • This video is hilarious.

    And there is no evidence that gay is genetic/inherited or born with by the way.

  • coo accent

  • its the real Zohan lol

  • This is exactly what I've been trying to tell people who say it is a choice. It IS a choice to DO things, but it isn't a choice to PREFER to do those things!

  • dry DNA collection. god dam your funny.

  • I *LOVE* THIS GUYS ACCENT

  • logic tree FTW!! lol

  • OMFG, this is hilarious!!!

  • Top quality vid mate.

    But the amount of physical and emotional suffering that the 'choice' belief leads to... You'd think we'd fight it just as strongly as we do racism.

  • Do you Wanna do it again? No....

  • i like what your saying except for one part, i am bisexual and i just like both i don't no y, its not a choice i am just attracted to both

  • "i like what your saying except for one part, i am bisexual and i just like both i don't no y, its not a choice i am just attracted to both"

    I am too, and I agree, but I still agree with what he is saying. What he is saying, I think, is that if you think it's a choice, then you are bisexual and just "chose" to supress the homosexual part of your sexual orientation. But still, it's not about your actions, it's about who you are sexually attracted to, so they are still bisexual...

  • LOL I think I'm in love xD This video is truly amazing!!

  • Being a gay is not a choice. If you are born to be gay then you are gay. Trust me. I know.

  • wow this was heaps good. i loved that right hand analogy, totally worked (y). good vid man.

  • Great video my friend!

    Had this convo earlier, it doesnt make sense to choose a life in which you are discriminated against, its a preference not a choice...and a preference is like a tastebud!

  • great!!!!! :)

  • Kirk & Madsens scripted psy-ops manifesto: "1st, the mainstream should be told that gays are victims of fate, in the sense that most never had a choice to accept or reject their sexual preference. The message must read: "As far as gays can tell, they were born gay... they never made a choice, & ARE NOT MORALLY BLAMEWORTHY. What they do isn't willfully contrary - it's only natural for them."

    There's the script that even K & M admit isn't truth & 2b repeated ala Hitler's Big Lie Technique.

  • Good vid!And good points!

  • Good vid!And good points!

  • Arrg...why are people sooooo dumb. Yes it IS a choice, based on preference. Example for retards; I want to kill stupid people, but I don't does that make me a murderer? Likewise I like women but that doesn't make me straight, the fact that I FUCK them makes me striaght. & vice versa So Gay People STOP acting like you need an EXCUSE! you made a choice be proud of it for God's Sake!

  • That is the stupidest thing I've every heard, AColonDashSix. You aren't a heterosexual unless you're actually having sex with the opposite sex??? Maybe you need to look the word up in the dictionary. You can be heterosexual and be celibate for your entire life. You can be homosexual or bisexual and be celibate for your entire life. Which sex you're ATTRACTED TO is what determines your sexuality, not who you have sex with. Get real.

  • You're missing the point, and yes your sexuality is proponent on your actions, and relationships. The point is you're whatever you want to be and shouldn't have to defend your choice; I am reality.

  • WordNet - Cite This Source - Share This homosexual

    adjective

    1. sexually attracted to members of your own sex [ant: bisexual, heterosexual]

    This is from online dictionary, I cannot choose to be attracted to members of my own sex, can you AColonDashSix?

  • I am not in the mood to argue, and once again you've missed the point. But the fact remains you are defined by your actions simply thinking yourself something dosen't make it so, but I'm willing to acomodate you if you want to call yourself gay without ever having had a homosexual relationship. P.s. the Online dictonary? yeah great source

  • That would mean "heterosexual virgin" would be an oxymoron. How could a person be straight if they've never had sex. Great logic lol.

  • because people know what they like, by watching porn.. what makes you horny? what makes you get hard? LOL.

  • I can, and Im not gay. I could have a fetish for having sex with trees if I thought about it long enough, or if someone told me every day of my life that I was a dendrophiliac, or if someone raped me with a tree when I was young and I thought about it so much I ended up liking it.......... If I can do this with trees, guys would be much easier. They're both wood, after all.

  • Well I guess then you can choose to be African American or Native American or Jewish.

  • Thank you guardian, I tire from explaining the same thing over and over in the comments here. AColonDashSix, not all of us struggle with our sexuality. If I were raped by man, or prostituted myself, I would not enjoy it, and I would not consider myself homosexual for the duration of the intercourse.

  • Well thanks for offering the explanations, Czarny, even though it's tiring - your explanations could actually save someone from years of suffering. You never know. :)

  • AColonDashSix: Why ask gays? All you have to do is ask any straight man if he could make the choice to fall in love and have sex with another man. He'll soon tell you if it's a choice or not (you'll get an answer from a straight person, not a gay one). Thousands of gay school kids are bullied each year and that's not a choice for them (they're not having sex with any gender). Not having sex doesn't change your sexuality, it's not like "not killing someone stops you from being a murderer".

  • I like G&R. I'm not gay, either. Not *really*

  • Kirk & Madsen: 1st, the mainstream should be told that gays are victims of fate, in the sense that most never had a choice to accept or reject their sexual preference. The message must read: "As far as gays can tell, they were born gay, just as you were born heterosexual or... black... ... they never made a choice, and are not morally blameworthy. "

    Kirk & Madsen have admitted this was pure deception, yet homos continue to follow the script

  • Look dude, I do not know how my video could have made this easier....

    Could you make love to a man AND LIKE IT?

    I could not. Since I cannot make that choice, why should I assume that gay people do?

    Even if a gay person were to tell me they made a choice, I would think they are lying simply because HOW THE HELL do you decide to like that? I am sorry if you are stuggling with homosexuality, but believe it or not, many of us will never have the opportunity to honestly enjoy male sex.

  • You can actually change your taste. As you experience life your taste changes. Such as drinking beer/tea. That is taste too. If you like drinking beer, its taste. Some call beer carbonized piss. Just like some are gay and most are not.

  • I admit it is true, you can make accustum to certain likes and dislikes. Perhaps some do this, but seriously, do you think it is a choice one would want to make? it is a difficult life-style. As for standing up to nazis, i understand how it seems so insane to do it. but once felt the same way. but i learned the value of resisting and aggitating, but that is a long opinion, i may do future vlog about it, it is harder for me to explain than can do here.

  • You dont have to sand up to the skinheads, you can just keep your distance, keeping away from places that attract skinheads like gay parades and other festilities. If there wouldent be gay parades, there wouldent be skinheads fighting with the gays. And no i dont think it is a choice one would like to make. But if one is accostumed to make that choice, what can he do? I just hope sicentists find out what makes a person gay.

    Good luck on future videos, you make people listen to you.

  • a lot of skinheads bone each other in the butthole. especially in prison.

  • Ehhh...right. Ever heard of female skinheads?

  • yes, actually- they tend to wear the 'fringe' or 'Chelsea' style haircut, along with the bomber jacket and stompin' Dr. Martens. I find them really butch and scary, beyond the ignorance that is hardcore gang-racism... Not for me.

  • Mr. borat-man- If bieng gay is not a choice, why the hell are they proud of bieng diseased? If its not a choice then its a disesase right? If its not a choice what is it?

    I dont have aything against gay people who dont shove it in yer face, and blame people for bieng homophobic.

  • Mr. why do you call me borat-man you asshole,

    I think it is a disease as much as like Guns and Roses is. I have nothing against people who do not force me to defend my self. I do not know what you mean, "Shove it in yer face," but of course you may defend yourself if you are assaulted by a gay dude. I doubt anyone would blame you homophobic for that.

  • Sorry, i didnt think youd get offended by me calling you borat.You have to admit, you sound and look somewhat like borat. But if it isnt a choice and a disease then what the hell is it? And why the hell do they make those damned gay parades? They know they are just getting into fights with those damned skinheads.

  • i fought skinheadheads and i am not gay. i think they just like dudes...if my wife was a dude..it would be cool if i still liked her, i'd fight some nazis... i am drunk, sleeping now

  • Borat, in his movie, acted pretty gay.

  • out of all the "Being the Gay is NOT choice!"

    vid's i have seen this by far is the best ever. that was funny as

    me no like guns & roes either lol

  • out of all the "Being the Gay is NOT choice!"

    vid's i have seen this by far is the best ever. that was funny as

    me no like guns & roes either lol

  • I'm a les and I choose to like guns n' roses.

  • for some its a choice for some its not. Either way homosexuality is not immoral. It is perfectly fine in my book. I'm Bi I like men and women I could date just women or just men its a choice for me at least. I guess for alot of people it isnt a choice.

  • being gay bi trancegender lesbian pansexual and Genderqueer is not a choice i am a les and if i had a choice i would not be.. why would some one pick to live a life like this were the whole world is against them and they are always in danger most wouldnt it makes no sense the bible contridicts itself all the timelike adam and eve, their children had to reproduce but they were all brother and sister thats insest which the bible says is wrong i swear some people are such arrogant jesus freaks!

  • Being gay is not a choice! Who would choose getting shit all over your dick over Jessica Simpson?

  • Excellent!! bravo1...May show to my affirming worship group...very cool!

    Peace

  • you sound like borat

  • Well, He's from Borat-tzvania.  It stands to reason.

  • is goin to no happen!

    =)

  • THAT IS SO AWESOME!! Love it <3

  • "Now, there are two different messages about the Gay Victim that are worth communicating. First, the mainstream should be told that gays are victims of fate, in the sense that most never had a choice to accept or reject their sexual preference. The message must read: "As far as gays can tell, they were born gay, just as you were born heterosexual or white or black or bright or athletic. Nobody ever tricked or seduced them; they never made a choice, and are not morally blameworthy.

  • LMAO what a funny video. You are SO right though!

  • dont eat pork be a vegetarian like me!!!!!!

  • THAT WAS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!! HA HA....were you trying to copy Borat? Anyways, great video and I totally agree with everything you said.

  • He sounds kind of Frenchish.

  • 5/5. Good points. Especially about the perks. Let's see; I'm the most popular guy in High School, I'm on the football team, every girl wants me, I get invited to all the parties, and, most importantly, I ain't had the shit kicked out of me since 5th grade. Humm, what can I do about this . . . . I know . . .!

  • cool video. its awesome. I think your right

  • If God really had a problem with being gay, why didn't he just make our assholes have the tightness of a Play-Doh Fun Factory instead of bitch about it in the Bible?

    This is a great video. Could you post a scan of your flowchart? I want to print a copy for my bedroom wall.

  • LOL, "the Guns and Roses". I love this video! The "schematics" shows that "you stupid". ROTFLMAO! "You Christians who complain and moan and say it's like choice, you bi-sexual . . . " so fucking funny! Thanks for posting this hilarious response! You made my day.

  • The Bible says he looked unseemly. He could have looked like Woody Allen for all we know.

  • You learn to use the right hand, you learn to be a pervert. Sodomy isn't hardwired it's just a perversion.

  • so you think you could "learn" sodomy? I think the mechanics would be easy, I am saying I would not like doing it. Like I do not like using left hand, or listening to Guns and roses.

  • May your God sway you toward the enlightenment you so desperately need in your abysmal ignorance of homosexuality.

  • "You learn to use the right hand,..."

    You didn't actually think that you were going to get around this, did you? It's almost as if you purposely TRY to deny a fact that is well-known to be true.

    And great for yourself that you brought us Sodomy, now let's talk about homosexuality, shall we? ;-)

  • "brought us Sodomy"

    ***brought uP Sodomy

  • mmmmmm, sodomy! Nothing satisfies like a nice long hot steamy passionate round of hardcore sodomy. It's what's for dinner!

  • "Sodomy isn't hardwired it's just a perversion."

    -Well, God did hardwire a woman's G-spot just inside of her only a phallus can negotiate for no apparent reason other than sexual pleasure aside from clit stimulation. A man's G-spot is likewise hardwired just inside of him and gives pure pleasure different and superior to common penis stimulation, and can only be negotiated with a phallus, Such an amazing orgasm can only be attributed to God's loving design. Are you saying God's a perverted fag?

  • He is indeed. ;-)

  • I agree, when did sodomy become a synonym of gay?

  • So favorited, love it! &hearts;

  • You look like Jesus.

  • Revelation 1:14-16 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.

    How does he look like Jesus?

  • He looks like Jesus according to the Byzantine/Leonardo Da Vinci/Hollywood conception of Jesus. I'm convinced you look like my asshole.

  • why do you have embedded disabled? I wanted to post it on myspace...

  • aahahaha. that was great!  I'm gonna stick that video on a myspace bulletin.

  • Very Awesome!!! 5*

  • haha, do you have something against bisexuals? :-P

  • Indeed

  • That was great. Thanks for posting this, people really need to be slapped in the face with this.

  • yay ur polish... me 2!!!! i want to live there again when im older

  • I choose to be gay...

    For you!

  • You are great.

    Guns n' Roses blows

  • excellent!!!!

  • LMAO!!! nice verr funny XD~~~ hahaha awesomeness indeed!! ^^

  • I LOVE THIS VIDEO; thanks to u!

  • Funny. Somewhat clever.

  • I think its all in DNA aka genetically. Because its been proven as a fact though science, because gay mice, along with gay have been created though gene splicing, and just changing the mouse's DNA things its complicated.

  • I enjoyed this video, laughed and subscribed, but there was a part of it that I found disgusting, immoral, and wrong. Sweet Child of Mine is a great song and to not enjoy it is unthinkable to me, unthinkable!

    Where do we go now, where do we goooOOOoooo!?

  • I really think I was born with the inability to appreciate rock music, like The Guns N Roses. And I choose not to listen, unless I'm somewhere that's playing it and I don't want to leave yet.

    I prefer techno. Five stars.

  • Great video! Your work is amazing!!

  • Wow, that was a very good video, I am impressed!

  • awesomeness

  • That video made me cry with laughter

  • LOL

  • very frustrating that my comments won't get posted @!$#$#@T

  • Being Bisexual is not a choice!

  • I'm sorry, I can't tell if your comment was like cheer or misunderstood objection.

    Cheer reply: Yes I know! What is wrong with people, THANK YOU for your support.

    Misunderstood objection reply: I know, I never said that it was.

  • GREAT, HILARIOUS, ENTERTAINING! you win video of the year

  • I think NOTHING is a choice. A human is completely a product of his genes and his surroundings in the time and place he or she lives in. This applies to everything, including sexuality, religion, opinions and what you will eat for dinner tomorrow.

  • I think that's wrong. I've changed my religion- from church-going Presbyterian to Atheist. I've changed my diet from Omnivorous to Vegan, I've changed my opinions many times over, and I could very easily fuck a girl as I can a guy.

    I do think it is very hard to change, and that we have no choice as to what we're born into.

  • Hey Ifoundher: I'm a Presbyterian gone Atheist too! Apparently that's not too uncommon among Presbyterians, or so I heard somewhere. Being Presbyterian is like a "risk factor" to becoming an Atheist.

  • Presbyterian is a gateway religion! :O!!!

  • @Ifoundher: I think it's because Presbyterians allow a little more free thought than most sects of protestantism. When I took this "confirmation class," I had to tour and discuss different religions, which involved attending a synagouge, mosque, eastern orthadox church, etc. In that way, I think it's pretty cool of them.

  • Ever heard of B.F. Skinner Hungryhippo? He's a psychologist that pioneered "Behaviourism," which is basically the perspective you are describing there. He coined the phrase "free will is an illusion."

  • Ifoundher: Off course people change their opinions and religous beliefs, that only supports what i was saying. This happens because of the effect your surroundings have on you. Every baby is born an atheist, after all. Your surroundings can make you religious, just like they can turn you into an atheist again.

  • Vaansen: I'm not familiar with B. F. Skinner, thanks for telling me. Do you share his perspective? If not, I would like to know what you think is the basis of free will. I have never met a religious person who share this perspective, but very many atheists I know do.

  • Hi hungryhippo: I think that ultimately BF Skinner / you are right. I think free will is an illusion because really all we are is a very complicated chemical reaction. That's basically an epistemological (rather than strictly philosophical) perspective. However, I really don't have any problem with that illusion! We will never be omniscient, right - so free will is kind of a useful construct in that sense. I hope that makes sense...

  • Huh?

  • vid: Right - sorry - what I mean to say that I agree with Skinner that free will is an illusion; you can not alter the course of physics, and human action, including thought, etc., is ultimately determined by the laws of physics. The brain operates on complicated biochemistry. The only problem is that, because we can not possibly know or understand every detail of how thought works, for all intents and purposes, free will exists, but it's an illusion.

  • OK.

    I thought that Skinner showed we were made by our environment, and that our responses to our environment were predetermined.

    Now that I think of it, thats what you said.

  • lol, yeah, I may have said that but certainly not as well as you have just done!

  • You know, Czarny, there are a lot of benefits to being gay. You get to be excluded labeled "abomination" and "disgusting", hated by men with small penises, hated by deities, hated by people who follow deities...it's clearly a choice, because people would want all of these things.

  • You know I really admire you, but the fact you dont like Gun and roses is strike one eventualy Ill come over to pakistan and kick your ass..Okay I admit nirvana is way better then guns and roses but still beware.

  • Pakistan?! Where did you get that Zazul was in Pakistan?

    Yeah, Nirvana v Guns and Roses is sort of like comparing Erasurhead to 'Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector'.

  • Its a joke....or is it.

  • Ah right and sorry. Vaansen = sometimes a bit thick. Plus it's a bit confusing here, sorting the intended jokes from the really dumb people, when there are sometimes a lot of really dumb people.

  • No problem brother, I met one high strung bitch who basicaly gave me a death threat for liking Aleister crowley, then told me it was a joke!!!

  • Erasurhead is one damn good movie, but I think pearl jam, alice in chains and Stone temple pilots are better then nirvana.

  • I'm mostly an Industrial music than a grunge fan myself. I can go for a little Alice in Chains, but as far as grunge goes, I really find most of it starts to sound pretty dull after a while (with the exception of Nirvana!). Pearl jam, to my ears = you hear one you've just about heard them all.

  • Im unfortunately stuck to alot of 1990's and 80' you wanna know what band is pretty gay: Rush, I dont know I just dont like high pitched voices that much, but my all time favorites would have to be, pink floyd, radiohead, rammestein, red hot chilli peppers and STP.

    Now I admit nearly every grunge singer sounded like eddie vedder, bands such as creed steal eddie vedder's and pearl jam's style, but I bet you like U2.

  • Yeah, I'm a big proud gen-Xer myself, so of course I go for 80s / 90s music a lot. Good call on U2 - lol - mostly albums before and including Europa (like '95 or so that was). Don't know Rush so much. I was often thought of as gay for being a Modehead (Depeche) in school. ;-)

    I bet *you* were a bit of a fan of the Smiths? Sort of goes with Radiohead in some ways.

    Check out industrial music! I'll add more in my profile soon.

  • Therion: Just looked at your profile page - nice profile rant! lol.

    Love the Rammstein too.

  • BESt , BEST video about being gay EVER!! You rock!

  • why is that guy wearing a sweater to bed???

  • Beer! i hate tea, although, did you know that Korea has barley tea! i like this tea, but I don't like the green tea.

  • Barely tea? I imagine that flavor would be the grainy malty base of beer without the bitterness of hops. Am I close?

    On a side note... jakie piwo lubisz najlepiej?

  • I'd imagine he chose the beer. Did you see how he winced while drinking that tea in his Mother's Day video?