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  • He used to be a much funnier comedian before he was on Weeds, and he's great on Weeds...some of his stuff is funnier than this in the last couple of years. He's a very clean comedian, and I think that's what throws people off about him onstage compared to him on Weeds, where he'll say phrases like, "That cunt can lick my balls."

  • He should have said "i hate to burst your bubbler". but whatever, bong works

  • little did he know he was found in pakistan

  • makes me think of a funny scene...ok ok dude is at airport, sees police k9 sniffing through luggage. he's reading the flight signs when suddenly he looks down and the k9 has his snout in the guy's crotch sniffing around. guy's face goes terrified. cop walks up and asks dog what he found. guy tries moving away from dog sniffing his crotch. cop asks him, "why you nervous, hiding something?!" guy goes "im nervous because a german shepard's vice grip jaws are millimeters from my dick!"

  • @YouFailEpic dog moves snout up from under guy's sack. guy jumps to protect his balls. cop pulls out gun "that's it get on the ground!" radio's for backup....chaos ensues.

    funny scene how i picture it...hehe...

  • He's in the ocean, 50m please.

  • He's way funnier on weeds.

  • how many of u liked it as soon as he said it should be legalized?

  • going to see him tomorrow in SAC!

  • I laughed. He's funny in a cool dad sort of way

  • He's a hilarious fella, but his stand up is surprisingly weak.

  • Bin ladin was on dialisis with a lever problem that kills within 2 years in 2001, so give him leway for a fighter say hew made 5 years, that would mean he was gone ages ago. If some CIA tard didnt go unplug his machine and collect the 50M before then. The illusion was just reason for more killing, as they have killed thousands more civilians then actual terrorists and the families of the victims do what any would do, Pick up a AK and blow them away.... Free the middle east!! NO war for iran!!!

  • this is bad.

  • in sweden 4:20 is in the morning and 16:20 is the 4:20 you're reefering to get it REEFERING too. that kinds sucks XD

  • It's bizarre that he talks about the thong/jock strap bomber, and this happened a few months before the underwear bomber.

    IT WAS KEVIN NEALON!

  • i know where osama bin laden is.

  • @testnumberone1 in hindsight, he was actually pretty dead on about that osama thing lol, besides the cave part

  • @testnumberone1 In the fucking ocean! :P

  • @KiNGG2K8 Who said anything about clubs? I was tripping balls walking around London for months when mushrooms were still legal there. Face it, London's a fun place. You're not "hard" or "tough;" come off it. The fact that an idiot like you is alive in London is proof enough, isn't it?

  • @KiNGG2K8 Alright then, bud, where do you claim to be from? Compton? Detroit? I was probably partying in London before you were born. It's no tough place; it's fun.

  • @Azliane ahhaha NOT A TUFF PLACE YOUR FUNNY I SWER TO YOU, YOU WILL GET ROBBED FUN PLACE R YOU HAVING A LAUGH, THERES PLACES YOU CAN GO TO PARTY IN COMPTON AND DETROIT ASWELL YOU DICK HEAD DONT TALK IF YOU AINT BEEN ROUND THE WHOLE LONDON AND JUST IN A FUCKING CLUB U LOW LIFE

  • He did burst my bong -.-

  • was it osama or obAama

  • As huge Weeds fans, my girlfriend and I were really disappointed when we watched his special.

  • FUCK U DOUG U DISAPPOINTING BITCH ASS NIGA I THOUGHT U WAS DOUG THE ROCKET MAN IN REAL LIFE AS WELL FUCK YIOUUUUU

  • @KiNGG2K8 Why does it matter? What he chooses not to do in his own time is his business.

    On a related note, why can so few Englishmen type or speak English these days?

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  • @Azliane I aint from england im just born here, and to you in your small mind you probably think of UK what you see in the movies, but come london init you will get sucked for everything you got and go home in nothing but your socks you bitch.

  • he will always be Doug Wilson !!

  • hmm hes not that funny

  • @light24bulbs he's not funny at all. checked this out via a curb your enthusiasm link and was surprised at how unfunny he really is.

  • wtf osama was in a cave in pakistan thats the funny thing lol

  • @felixcruzazul He was in a mansion in Pakistan, Sadam was in a cave in Afghanistan.

  • @MrWigglyy well i made a mistake

  • @felixcruzazul you must of been really stoned when you typed that lol if a cave accounts for a mansion then yes he was in a cave.

  • @sharkshockey19 ? no i dont smoke weed....hahaahahahahaahh yea right

  • @sharkshockey19, actually bin laden was killed in a "mansion" in Pakistan near a Pakistani military base.

  • @eric8542011 yes he was.

  • Anyone see the new episode of season 7? Heylia's back! and the show is picking up again, and its actually pretty good...

  • Season 6 was alright...but i'm glad the whole "esteban" plot is over.

  • cant win if u dont play lmao priceless

  • WOW he was right by guessing that Osama Bin Laden was around Pakistan! what a trip hahahha

  • weed is for niggers anyway

  • @Hexeroni and white people

  • @Hexeroni Woody Harrelson, Willie Nelson, Seth Rogan, James Franco, Justin Timberlake, Paris Hilton, Charlize Theron, Matthew McConaughey, and Doug Benson ALL actively smoke weed, are any of them black?? NO. Come on now even Barbra Streisand smokes weed. So where the hell did you get the idea that only "niggers" smoke pot? Get your shit together, and get out more you ignorant cunt.

  • @Antkushout pretty sure he got it from watching American History X. Some people just don't have that part of the brain that is supposed to interpret irony/satire.

  • @Antkushout

    Dude I think he saw American History X and remembered the scene, right before they go to trash this mexican owned store. The guy, i don't remember his name, says to one of his homeboys, "What are you doing? have some respect for yourself for christ sake, only niggers smoke that shit".

    But I TOTALLY agree with you fine sir.

  • @Hexeroni Add hispanics to that list too

  • @Hexeroni yeh n fuckin up ya nasal airway n smokin crystals is for u crackers!

  • @crisis902 good thing im not white.

  • @Hexeroni you are a dumbass

  • @Hexeroni Weed is for niggers? I suppose that alcohol is for deadbeats and cigarettes are for whores. Dumbass, how about the cancer patients that could be treated and possibly cured because of cannabis? Or the people who have Glaucoma, ADD, ADHD, AIDS, HIV or Tourettes? No, it's not for them? Get real, racist piece of trash.

  • the advertisement i had to watch to see this clip was for coors light.... really??

  • Good actor but horrible stand-up.

  • @MrCombine you might be right, but he has blinded me from his acting in Weeds. Even if he does a bad act in stage, that gonna be epic for us

  • brabomber

  • i know where bin laden is ! hes all fucked up in the ocean :]

  • who could possibly laugh with such "jokes"? oh oh yeah its the americans

  • he says that he doesnt smoke pot - uploaded by kushcomedy

  • Is this the guy from Happy Gilmore who like spoons adam sandler on the golf course teaching him how to putt?

  • @thetruthis9 thanks...

  • wow i hope this doesnt ruin the show for me.

  • 420 likes.. ha

  • this guy is LEGENDARY in Weeds

  • VIVA HEMP!!!!

  • Oh Kevin, Osama was right next to our bases, nice try though, but you didnt win. =]

  • Of course he smokes weed!!.. He just cant say it in public ;)

  • @capperlapper There isn't a law against saying you smoke pot...

  • @zofspade I know, but think its more reputation wise he dont want people to know ( i think!).

  • Doesn't smoke weed and his standup sucks ...... hmm .......

  • hahah osama lottery thats fuckin funny

  • i know where bin laden is! 50 million doll hairs!!!!

  • how...HOW...How does Kevin Nealon NOT smoke weed???

  • because smoking weed is EXCATLY like murdering someone... what was that joke? i think the punch line was a coffee table... hahah

  • @ckyfan8291 The joke was: Whats the part between the dick and the asshole? the coffeetable

  • @SilentStorms43 lol i know. that was my joke... haha, you been watching the NEW season? they actually made it, its in New York, its decent...

  • I guess that Bin Ladin is somewhere on the bottom of the atlantic .

  • this guy sucked 

  • Oh if only he had guessed correctly...

  • did he win?

  • Awesome guy, great show.

    Too bad osama is dead now lol

  • Osama is in his grave i jus won $50million 0_0

  • @Isabella9609:

    So, what did you do that caused the major brain damage apparent in your inability to master basic English?

  • not all weed makes you tired!!

  • @acemisterxxx really shitty weed makes u tired

  • @Eminem4liife I don't know, I've had some random shit in the past that was supposed to be okay but got me super ripped, now recently I got some Kush that was supposed to be amazing and looks and smells amazing but the high isn't quite there, I thought that was just because it was an Indica. This stuff seems much better than what I had in the past except it makes you tired, the quality seems better, but the high isn't.

  • @acemisterxxx well the "okay" stuff could of been laced with something, adn the "great" stuff cud of been mids

  • only for medicinal purposes...and recreational

  • It's funny hearing weed theories from a guy who doesn't smoke it, totally wrong on every aspect except the legalization one lol

  • "Weed & Airports", Kevin if only you knew how 'ironic' of a title that is... that ending episode of WEEDs probably ruined your career... plus dont think us stoners havent realized how you punk the tight stoner comedians when you do that anti-"Doug" act or w/e the fuck you pull @ The Laugh Factory... i like Doug Wilson better...

  • @Isabella9609 You're a fucking idiot.  You don't even know the difference between "there," "their," and "they're." How dumb do you have to be for a stoner like me to be correcting your grammar? Sorry, truth hurts. Real bad.

  • @TurquoiseCowboy dude, chill out

  • @richardhp77 I think he was sober when he made that comment

  • @TurquoiseCowboy wow^^ hard. haha

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  • @Isabella9609

    lol you also spelled poison wrong

  • @Isabella9609 weed isnt poison. thats just what the media says. dont go around saying "the truth hurts" when you have zero facts to back that up. the only plant thats bad for you to smoke is the tobacco plant and that the legal one.

  • @Isabella9609 I'd rather die then living a life without some dangers and excitement. Life is not about not dying, life is about living.

  • @Isabella9609 ur an idiot

  • Only for medicinal..... and recreational

  • I think the captions are hilariuous

  • SUPER GUILLERMOOOOO!!!!!!!

    -_-

  • i think he doesnt want to admit he smokes bud. i think he doesn't want a lot of people to know.. but who knows, it could have been a joke! he looked baked this whole video

  • this blows

  • Him not smoking weed isnt as disappointing as season 6 of WEEDs hahaha...

  • @ckyfan8291 it's just not about the weed anymore

  • @zootechnicsfuckurbut wasnt that, just was like, it became about mexicans, pills, murder and Nancy gettin fucked every episode. i was way over it.+ seasons 1-3 were in San Diego.live RIGHT next to the Del Mar Race Track that theyd bet at... for a kid that grew up ANYWHERE in socal, WEEDS seasons 1-3 is like a bible even 4 and 5 were good with the gangs, but 6 was like we had all just taken gooms and put in witness relocation... .

  • @zootechnicsfuckurbut Then all the actors came out saying they dont know anything about weed and have never tried it, and you know, fuck that,,,

  • @ckyfan8291 lol how he was crying in regrestic.. hahaha

  • @ckyfan8291 Truth is said!

  • @ckyfan8291 Season six was disappointing? I dono but the season finale was pretty fuckin crazy.

  • @ckyfan8291 what happens in season 6????

  • @TragicII the exact opposite of what everyone or anyone wanted to happen... lol

  • @TragicII you would expect M. Night Shamalamadingdong from Robot chicken to pop in during the last episode and say; "Its WEEDS... with a twist!" and then shit from there on out hahah. New season is kind of interesting though...

  • @ckyfan8291 oh okay. im getting season 6 on netflix in a few days:)

  • @ckyfan8291 season 6 wasnt that bad lol

  • @icealex27 it was 5050 IMO... but the end killed it for me... : /

  • @ckyfan8291 season 6 sucked so bad

  • he is paranoid cuz he dont smoke hahah

    i love the show weeds, and i love this guy in it, but his standup is just ok..

  • he is paranoid cuz he dont smoke hahah

  • i never realized how UNfunny this dude was or at least his standup blows

  • @kdogg255 that's probably because you're a 12 year old that don't know shit about weed or any against weed argument .. i mean what is your problem ? your last 10 comments are bill hicks and Kevin nealon videos hating .. why do you watch it then ? get your head of your ass and lose your virginity kid, maybe you will learn something about the real world we live in , instead of sit behind your computer and talk shit that noone gives a shit about

  • BIN LADEN IS DEAD. HIS MEMORY IS KEPT ALIVE BY THE CIA TO KEEP YOUR ASS SCARED, DON'T BELIEVE WHAT THE NEWS TELLS YOU

  • fuckin funny xD xD

  • I can't smoke weed anymore :(

    Fuck the police

  • @MrJas1991 they can't stop all of us. do your time and you'll be back and your next high will be like the first time

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  • how is that ironic

  • no hat....no hat....no hat! LMFAO

  • I bet he would try it again if it was MILF weed lol

  • 0:01

  • I don't think anyone should be smoking pot, just me.

  • @LonesomeTroubadour But people can't waste each others lives trying to control and police how we live.

    and you don't have to smoke cannabis to enjoy its effects, it is easily cooked with and when consumed its medical properties are quite useful. We have wasted to much time and money trying to tell people Just say NO.

    It is time that we just say NOW and end the madness that is marijuana prohibition.

  • Finding out that Kevin Nealon doesn't really smoke is like finding out that Santa Claus isn't real...

    Why, Kevin? Why?!

  • white people are so not funny

  • @surajlakshman2008 suck a dick racist fuck

  • I love Kevin Nealon - soooo hilarious!!!! Did anyone read his book that he wrote right after he and his wife got pregnant?

  • You suck dick Silas?

  • he doesnt smoke....noooooooooooooooo! weeds will be looked at differently for me :(

  • @cbradleyy thats pretty sad wow you know like none of the people who smoke marijuana in movies and TV actually smoke most successful people DONT smoke and if they do smoke its not everyday like a dumb stoner...ur pathetic smoking on thw weekends is ok but everyday is just stupid

  • @Notasheep187well i can see y u would think that but ya if u smoke weed to get fucked up i personally think ur an idiot..i smoke because it relaxes me,makes me happier,makes me more social,if im not in a good mood it puts me in a good mood, and i feel more peacful and ya when i started smoking at first i would think of it as getting fucked up but know its totally different..i personally think its a great way to live but i think its just not for everybody..im sending another cmt b/c imoutofspace

  • @Notasheep187 ya i smoke not only on weekends because y not live a happier and better life.. and weed doesnt really change the way i am b/c i still do the things i did before i smoked and somtimes i do them while im "high"..and btw a lot of succesful people who are succesful smoke...comedians can come up wth funny shit when their high...weed makes u think from a different perspective and thats 1 reason y i love it..i hope u think differently of marijuana after reading this

  • i was like hey its the guy from weeds!

    then i was like aw he doesnt smoke weed=(

    then i was like wow weeds isnt going to the same now

    progress-3rd season (netflix on xbox is the shit)

  • @unbracedkevbot

    The show really starts going downhill about mid-way through season 4. Enjoy it while it's still awesome.

  • "I call the state department everyday" xD

  • why's it so quiet

  • @thizzzking It's like they had a mic in the audience and had it turned up all the way, but didn't turn Kevins mic up.

  • @fiveawesomerejects yeah i noticed that too. annoiyihng huh?

  • if you dont smoke , you dont understand it dude , stop acting like you do

  • thumbs up if the media has been persuasive lying assholes since 1961

  • medicinal vs recreational debate is bullshit....... its illegal because we can solve the worlds economy if its allowed to grow..... clothes, food, fuel, building materials,......... no need for oil companies or the hell that they want us to live in......just tried to post a link on here that explains it all so beautifully but for some reason i get the (ERROR. TRY AGAIN) thing....

  • love u all x

  • can not win if you do not play!

  • Kevin Nealon ROCKS!!!

  • new season of weeds in august at least

  • "You can not win if you do not play"!!!

    Well said!

  • hemp solves the worlds problems. Bud solves peoples problems

  • @element1178 Having quit smoking after 20 years of absolutely caning it, I can safely say that 'not smoking' is what solves your problems ...

  • That disappoints me that he doesnt smoke bud

  • @steptocheese nah, he probably smokes but keeps it secret.

  • @steptocheese and how does that affect you in any way?

  • Anything think he looks like the Fonz?

  • Hells yea Kevin is the shit

  • When he does the standup he looks like the nicest guy in the world. 

  • Kevin Nealon is the shit

  • Not only do I think marijuana should be legalized... I think it should be mandatory.

  • @Xxero0 fag

  • @Jugglemisterer Dumbass...

  • @Xxero0 cunt