Isto - Ann Coulter

[iamstuporman]

holy shit i love this so much

[shelton705]

In an ideal world, politicians would be fiscally conservative and socially liberal. That's why I'm a huge fan of Jesse Ventura. Now there's a guy that can cut through all the bullshit from the talking heads and career politicians.

Coulter is full of bullshit, and has a cold heart. She has called 9/11 widows "harpies," and said that Jews need to be "perfected" by becoming Christians. If there is a hell, I hope there's a special place there for that fucking cunt.

[gsqueamish]

Am I allowed to write alternate verses for this song? I think you passed up some easy gags... Like, ball gags for one... Also, all things considered, double bagging would seem sensible, and.. just who's shlong are you abusing her with? You rock, Isto, thanks for cheering me up on a regular basis.

[JunoMacguff2012]

I wonder if she's seen this. I hope she's seen this.

[LesTrafik]

Great voice and play.

I watched Stephanie Nilles play this song this weekend (she referenced your name)

[redzionator]

Ann Coulter is the biggest cunt I can think of.

[Xero899]

i saw this guy at Nelson Ledges. Friggin hilarious. amazing musician to boot! he takes a walk into his stomach and slowly digests himself! good stuff

[ShouldBeWorkingInMI]

I would think most men would be more selective about what they put their penises in contact with.

[kraker109]

but her vagina would bite ur dick off

[mac423]

havent you seen the fox news family guy? her vagina is too filled with refreshingly cold drinks to fuck anyone...

[baritonetennisman007]

Great voice!

Even better song!

Ha Ha!

[Whateverdouchebag]

I would like to place my asshole over ann coulters vagina and fuck her with my shit.

[asdquet]

Strangely, I think a video of this would sell well.

[trapp313]

Your the best....

[Alaryicjude]

You are a god among liberals... And anyone else with a brain.

[mac423]

@Alaryicjude actually hes a god to this TRUE conservative also... Coulter is a braindead neo-con... If you are not aware of the huge difference, please look into the policies of Dwight Eisenhower or William Taft as opposed to the neocon ways of The Bush's....

[Alaryicjude]

@mac423 I never said I was a Liberal. ;) Also, I know Coulter's entirety is pretty much just a farce, even if she doesn't know it. Policies bore me. All politicians end up being crooks... But I appreciate your sentiment.

[mac423]

@Alaryicjude Your exactly right when you say that most politicians are crooks no matter what party affiliations. Coulter, Maddow, Beck and all the talking heads are meant to polarize the common people so that we can never unite on an issue and force the government into something it does not want.

[shelton705]

@mac423

You have a serious problem if you can't tell the difference between somebody like Maddow and the likes of Coulter and Beck. Just because Maddow is a liberal doesn't mean she's polarizing in the way Coulter and Beck are.

[mac423]

@shelton705 typical liberal response. Her and Oberman are just as polarizing. they just happen to do so in a much more "stable " way. Your right that they are more toned down in the level of psychopathy used as opposed to someone like Beck...When it comes down to it, ALL talking heads are polarizing in some way shape or form. They have an agenda to fulfill for the people who run their major networks. Perhaps you wont believe me, being a moderate conservative.. Look up Jon Stewart on Crossfire.

[shelton705]

@mac423

If you really want to see what a polarizing liberal is like, watch Bill Maher. Olbermann can be a polarizing figure as well. However, Maddow has always seemed to me like somebody with a level head that strives to keep herself honest and presents her views in rational manner. Maher is particularly bad because of his intolerance of all religions. I'm agnostic myself, but I don't think people should be defined based on their religious beliefs.

[mac423]

@shelton705 Maddow is a female version of Olbermann. You are right that Maher pulls less punches, and speaks his mind more fluently, due to the fact he is on HBO and has more control over the exact message he wishes to put out. MSNBC has become the banner waving little brother of the Barack Obama presidency. They are as rediculous as Fox news was during the Bush term. While Faux news (Fox) waved their pompoms for military imperialism, MSNBC now waves theirs for socialism and unbacked currency

[chloelikeshaircuts]

This made my day.

[asdquet]

This is bloody brilliant!

[kennytheworm]

she says tomato, i say banana....heh

[437thx1138]

She really needs it! Some one has to do it. Lack of sex makes you crazy, just ask her.

[sanityisrelative]

That last verse is my favorite. Awesome song!

~

[psoxley]

That was amazing. I hope you wrote that. If so, I hope you make some money off of it!

[HRW01]

You're the man.

[lennythelabrat]

Any chance you could post the words/chords? I'd love to learn this and play it at parties, and well, umm... Sigh.

[biggaudi]

This song is just awesome. Great work!

[michaud535]

HAhahahahha!!!! I love it!!!

Rock on!!!

[amanofsoup8]

Why are you not incredibly famous?

[Eyedunno]

I blame the Spice Girls. Ever since they came out, talent has been seriously neglected (though there was a stretch in the '80s where that was true as well).

Anyway, American Idol is one of the top-rated shows on television. 'Nuff said.

[boognish1975]

r u a lumberjak

[suicidecontrition]

5'd!

[satanicwafflez]

this is beautiful

[SlidingHorn]

I about peed trying not to laugh too loud when listening to this last night. See ya on the 3rd man...

~Ryan Rondini

[grantyells]

haha, dont we all?

[djameshowell]

wow-you fuckin rock

[purplekilt]

That was fucking amazing

[runnerrk]

you sound like a cross between frankie laine and nat king cole...

[Oli3TB76]

LMAO funny stuff

[bennyboy0908765]

What are you going on about. You're not making any sense. Read the comment you have just left!

[clutchcrusher]

F-in hilarious!!

[gajzler]

Hhahahha rofl

[tradcliff]

... because they might grow up to be ...

best line

[user991984]

great

[lovelynpoetic]

"because they might grow to be...Ann Coulter"

brillant

[eejipshuness]

amen

[jojohowansky]

Oh, one other thing. These losers need to quit having "comment fights" on your you tube channel. Sheez..gimme a fuckin' break. Get a life people!

[jojohowansky]

She's a frigid bitch, but whatever floats yo boat Isto.  You rock! Fuck some sense into her...

[l1392503]

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Yes. Yes!!

[Mizuku]

Lol XDDD That was great; I only just learned who this chick is, today in fact, and this is just awesome! Stick it, Ann Coulter! xD

[itsjustadeer]

I can not stop laughing, thanks Isto, another song I can sing that nobody else knows!

[schu1324]

hahahahahah thats great.

[acoustiMatt]

Love it. IT would not be easy to stick it to her though, seeing as she is the Only Neo-Con Fascist Nazi Alien Manbot on Earth.

[BernerG]

Brilliant.

[jwbartle]

You...are...a...god!

[piman2k]

I'm crying with laughter! That's brilliant!!

[fodao42]

Beautiful song! Freaking hilarious! The fetus verse about killed me with laughter.

[drewharley76]

this guy rocks. ann coulter was born without distinguishable genitalia. while unusual, this is not an unheard of condition. Forty or so years ago, when s/he came about the most common practice was to make the child a girl b/c it is harder to make a boy than a girl. Adams apple, evil temperament..wa la, Ann Coulter. she is a horrible person but I wouldn't fuck that shim with isto's dick.

[bobista]

the point isn't to point out facts - he's making fun of her and it's a joke - i'm sure if you talked to him he could spit out facts if he wanted to - the song is hilarious

[TheFaceOfFailure]

This has to be one of my favorite songs. I sing it in the shower, and occasionally whistle it to myself. Both sides have their good and bad. She's someone who goes to press conferences as a representative and answers with shallow remarks like "You're ugly" or "he's a fag". While there are some overlooked respectable conservatives like Michelle Malkin, the ones who are the talk of the town are sleezes like Coulter, O'Reilly, Cheney, and people who just make it easy to dehumanize conservatives.

[midtown68]

"respectable" and Michelle Malkin in the same sentence? Your kidding, right? right?

[coling419]

fucking hillarious

[RioMadeira]

"In light of her perfect form?" Yeah, RIGHT.

[UnoServix]

Can't say I want to nail Ann Coulter, but if it works, I'm not complaining.

[miketrnt3]

is there something you're trying to tell us by going INTO the closet at he end? nah j/k! i love your outros.

[therealjonpaw]

Now that's a hippie if i ever saw one...

[amir622000]

greaaaaaaaaaaaat job dude!

[coffeescup]

heehee

[babehuth]

The verse about fetuses is brilliant. I am jealous.

[anthonyebell]

this song makes me all warm and fuzzy 0_o

[tomcoben]

YEAHHHHH!!! love it!!!

[fafaintexas]

I don't know about this song, it's pretty violent and angry. Free country and all, but he's going to dangerous territory here....

[jewy]

No, it's freaking brilliant and hilarious. Coulter's the angry one.

[seanofficemonkey]

He's doing a _parody_ song about _Ann Coulter_. Ann Coulter is a public figure that says all kinds of provocative, obnoxious, and just plain rude things (most recently, calling John Edwards a faggot).

If the first amendment covers her jackass opinions, it covers his.

[miketrnt3]

actually she said something very close to "i would like to talk about john edwards, but apprantly you have to go to rehab if you say faggot... (cheers & applause) so i won't go there" i thoguht it was quite funny. as is this video! that chick is pretty out there word, but who's not compared to others.

[GarbanzoBean23]

This song makes me want to do dirty things to you :)

[oldlune]

your awesome. keep it up! i can very much relate to this song.

[yorick99]

this guy is so fucking funny, i'd like to fill her forest with my banana?!

[JackHighlander]

I think he's actually saying, "fill her forest with my manna." (which is even funnier.)

[marklincoln]

I bet you'd like to fuck anybody that would stay still long enough. Like most liberals with no ideas, you hurl insults

[jewy]

You're mistaken. Isto wants to fuck anybody who lays still long enough because he's Isto, not because he's a liberal.

[JackHighlander]

Liberals with no ideas? The guy is a genius and is expressing an astutely observed truth: that maybe if some of the top individuals in the conservative/ religious right hierarchy simply got fucked a little more often, maybe they'd stop being so bigoted, intolerant, militant, and rigid in their thinking.

[marklincoln]

what I mean is he doesn't refute her opinions with facts or even other worthy opinions. He merely hurls insults. But obviously your down with that. You liberal preach and preach tolerence but you don't have any for people who disagree with you. Hence your the most intolerant tolerant I've ever seen

[fairportfan]

marklincoln says:

"what I mean is he doesn't refute her opinions with facts or even other worthy opinions. He merely hurls insults."

And this is different how from Ann Coulter?

[marklincoln]

You prove my point exactly. She actually gives alternative solutions to problems as opposed to just saying "there stupid". Like I said though anyone who disagrees with you gets attacted on a first grade level without actually contradicting there views with a viable alternative

[fairportfan]

You just go right on believeing that, junior.

[Iasthaai]

Hi marklincoln,

I would now like to take some time to point out why you should carefully construct your arguments before posting:

1.) It's "they're" or "they are" not "there."

2.) Did you mean "attacked", and if not, what is "attacted?"

3.) Why would anyone want to contradict their own views?

The end.

P.S.: Thanks for adding to the already solid belief of mine that right-wingers are, on the whole, completely ignorant and non-intelligent.

[marklincoln]

Thank you for pointing out my grammer errors. who said anything about contradicting there own views? I said when you disagree with some one you have to give an alternate solution. But you've proven my point on that as well(right wingers are ignorant,ect,ect). That is the only way a liberal can rebut is to call someone stupid. No alternate solution what so ever.

[Iasthaai]

I'm sorry, what exactly is the problem? I was not trying to solve anything, just point out a few of your many flaws.

[marklincoln]

You call a few gramatical errors many flaws? I'd rather

make a few mistakes in my sentence structure then be a no brain liberal argueing when you don't even know what the argument is. How can you disagree with someone

when you don't even have a differing opinion? Your typical of the left, no substance just vitriol.

[GeorgeDRange]

How do you call having a false youtube account, with little personal info, no faves, etc. and simply being a troll and a flamer, having an opinion? Do you toe the Neocon line? Is that what we are to surmise is your opinion? As for grammar, it's more of a case of whether or not you're doing any good for your side of the debate. Even when I see somebody on the left blathering at high speed and with bad spelling, my feeling is: Please stay off my side.

Anybody on the Right feel me?

[marklincoln]

first of all my account isn't false, Mark Lincoln is my name. I don't hide behind a fakey made up screen name. And you also prove my point. you have no substance to your argument just more name calling. Anybody who doesn't agree with you is stupid. However I do feel for you, when you have no ideas that's all your left with. The former Soviet Union used the same tactics. As for being a flamer, your side is the one with the gays.

[GeorgeDRange]

Yeah, just more spin guy. Fox news uses THAT tactic. By "false" I mean no vids posted, no faves, no personal info, no interests other than to pick at nits with people. And By "flaming", I mean, ad hominem attacks, (that name calling you accuse everyone else of) and pointless instigating — a GOPAC tactic. But at least you seem to be breathing before you type now, which is a good thing. But at least you can always take something out of context and call it name calling, feining ignorance.

[marklincoln]

what the hell are you calling spin? Do you even know what the word means? Spin is when missrepresent facts or selectively report them. There are no facts here, just name calling. I got your message, more of the same. The fact that Fox News troubles you is more proof that you don't want to hear anything but the same old socialist retoric

[GeorgeDRange]

Oh, and one other thing, Mark. George D'range is actually a registered song writer's pseudonym, (as in copyrighted) and not a "fakey made up screen name". Just wanted to be clear about that, in case you were infering anything of libelous contention, on my part. As to substance of argument, when I get the chance, I'll leave another message at your profile, which is both more discreet, and allows me more than 500 characters.

[GeorgeDRange]

Once again, "their" as in "heir", not "there" as in "here". And ignorant does not mean stupid, if you should happen to glance at an online dictionary sometime. It means uninformed, or one who intentionally ignores. Quite apt, I would say, and I myself don't think it has a thing to do with your politics. You're just plain ignorant. As for Lasthaai's assertion of un-intelligence, we all make our own reputations.

[ChimRichaldz]

She called John Edwards a "faggot". Don't bitch about insults and intolerance.

[marklincoln]

Read what I said. She provideds alternate opinions not just vitriol.

[rleefitzbellsouthnet]

You'd be lucky to fuck your palm! Are'nt you the singer Leo Sayer? Your take on fetuses is real funny too. Your name would'nt be RICHARD by chance would it?

[Tsunkuotaku]

I can't get enough of this song. Dude, you rock!

[ualaw77]

This guy can really sing.

[domicronos]

ah... isto, great guy, he just became ure hero? hes always been a hero of mine, seriously, how many people who posted actually no the guy? bc i think anyone who does would agree with me

[rick4967]

Make sure you wear a condom she looks like she has aids!

[lester123456]

Good one dumbass. You're not funny.

[orcbeing]

so blue...my heart so blue...

[jasenjoseph]

just watch out for her protrudin bones while your fucking her - scrawny bitch

[PrincessOfUnicorns]

i love you.

[tpg26]

isto ... you are the man. nobody else is saying shit like this.

[parkt6792]

one of the best clips i've seen on youtube perioda. you're my new hero

[lewesc]

Hahaha, some hilarious shit. If you want some perspective on who Ann Coulter, just search her youtube, she is one right wing b-IATCH who feels she knows exactly what liberals are on about and how they are just plain wrong and don't know it... but she does.

Other than that, you got a decent voice for someone playing on youtube.

[snorp73]

Well do you know half of what Ann has said about liberals? I think videos like this sort of prove it, doesn't it?

[drratlif]

no, i think this says that ann coulter is a cunt. i think that we all kinda knew that, though. he is just saying that he would like to shut her up, even if just for an hour or so.

[snorp73]

Okay but what makes her that word? What is it you loving liberals want to censor? Oh, nevermind.

[TCall2004]

Stuff it, fascist!

[snorp73]

A fascist? What did I do to earn such a high title right away?

I didn't even tell you about the prison camps I have planned for Democrats...

;-)

[SHELeo819]

On a first name basis with the old harpy, are we? I know this has already been addressed, but it's just too cute for words...what exactly does this video prove about liberals, other than that they have the corner on humor? It would seem conservatives have difficulty even detecting such a thing... Oh, I guess that part about eating fetuses is true; mmm, fetuses for breakfast, you know, with a health shake before driving to work in our Priuses.

[snorp73]

Humor is fine. Invective is fun! But it should make a point. You make a great point though - when Coulter makes jokes, liberals often cry. Actually, Coulter is very funny if you've seen her on Jay Leno or any program. I'd say intellectual humor is in her corner. Your closing line reminds me of one her best best jokes - in describing how liberals use the term "fetus" to replace "unborn baby", she mocks a to-be mother and says "I'm having a fetus shower" - that one really made liberals cry.

[lester123456]

Yeah. It's stupid to say that conservatives don't have a sense of humor. Bush makes jokes all the time and so do alot of other big conservatives. I liked the guys other videos but I just wish he didn't have to bring politics into it.

[mitchmaniacal]

Bush makes jokes yes. But when we say 'jokes' we imply that they are actaully funny. Sorry for the confusion.

Heh, I must admit though, Isto is a bit over the top this time. But as people have mentioned, Coulter really is too.