Hid Roommates Dead Body.

[Rockinator08]

my pocket

[experimentx9035]

i would chop it up into little bits and then put the little bit's in a blender liquefy it then sell them as meat shakes for 25 cents. but i would do something else with the bones. i would give those to my 2 black labs they would have those chewed within days but i can't just leave bit's of bones around so i would hide it in a box of dog treat's.

[IsTheEnding]

Would be a mess thats for sure lol.

[brb224]

i would hide it in plane sight by taping it on a wall in front of the door

[MrSjonnie070]

I would hide it in my closet for 100 years XD

[OMBIC]

under my brothers bed......

[KA4BTV]

In my laundry hamper. Cause either way. Dead body or No Dead Body. Its still gonna smell

[haynerbass]

I would hide it in meat pies. Then when everybody is high. I would give them toasty warm yummy meat pies.

[pokemonrulez121]

i would burn the body  then after grate the burnt body into soup then go to a soup kitchen and so on....

[bigshot329]

i would cut it up and flush it down the toilet

[machinamodzxxTmGx]

I'd stick it in the basement and use it for Halloween... Have all the kids be like woah it's so real!

[djQuickii]

i would cut them open ; all the bones and shit and then use the step in the body and sow the cut back up then rob a bank :D

[obamasuck566]

id hide it on the toilet because who ever came in would walk right out and say sry

[tariq4852]

i would bury it very deep in the back yard

[WinniP3GBoii27]

'It Was Probaly Just Like ' lol his CatchFrase



[McBummly]

i would just starve my dog and feed the body to it.. problem solved

[Mittendabest123]

wait ......give him sunglasses the no one will know

[Mittendabest123]

bend him into a foot stool

[TheJakeRockz]

I would rap it in plastic and hide it in a cooler, inside a freezer. Wait till Halloween and give it to a lucky Trick or Treater.

[Unclesam704]

I would wrap the body in saran wrap then install said body into a mattress in the guest room.

[MrXpersonX]

i would put him in the attic ten when he was a skeliton i'd put him on metal pole like the sientists do to show the people what a skeliton looks like x3

[EvoLuTioNBst]

lol i was eating a mince pie while watching this it has brandy so who gives a shit nom nom nom

[peopleareawsome100]

If I had to hide a dead body in my house it would be da bath room and I would put a note on the door nd say srry out of orda

[bluewolf1313]

In my wall. No one expects a body to be WALL!!! Wait no... Id buy a giant snake and let the snake eat it! Wait no polar bear... No... Giraffe... No... Ooooooh I got it!!! I'd buy a narwhal. Flip yeah!

[mdolphins9]

how the fuck do u find this shit????

[THExINSANExKING]

i would cut up the body with my hack saw n put it in my freezer

[gizmona11]

i would break the persons neck then strip them naked and burn the cloths then i would get all the meat off the persons bones then i would feed the flesh, intestines and meat to a pig or pigs and then burn the bones any that didn't burn completely i would mix it with dirt and add water and put it in my garden

[MegaFallout3Fan]

@gizmona11 You have done this before havent you.

[gizmona11]

@MegaFallout3Fan thats for the police to find out :)

[Lollipop708]

@MegaFallout3Fan The Beauty of it is, we won't know if he did, Cause there is no evidence.

[bradleycontois]

@gizmona11 fuck that shit i gott a wayyy better wayy more eficient idea. i would throw the body in a freezer. wait till it was frozen solid. cut the frozen pieces into 6 inch by 6inch cubes. and throw them in a garbage bag. and put it out front for the garbage man to take to the dumb. ( or i could flush them down the toilet.)

[bradleycontois]

@bradleycontois lol spelling error xD

[Thebeatlesnumber]

@gizmona11 What would you do with the victims family you would be the first one to be interrigated unless the victim is a low life.

[furrybeast73]

i would chop it into a million small pieces and burn it then i would hide the bones that didnt burn in the walls :D

[TheCraigID]

in the fire place ;)

[MikeTehV]

i wonder how many of these stories he makes up

[BigBawseMan]

hooooooooose

[mistermeedioker]

Chimeny

[BaconAndHam1]

I would put him in the living room in a chair and everytime someone would come over and they notice hes in the same spot I can just be like "its hs favorite spot"

[gerie173]

1. Install a walk in freezer. (or anything large enough)

2. Cut the body into bits.

3. Store in the freezer. And there you go, endless supply of cat food for your 27 cats! (or dogs, or mountain lions)

[DCXDEFCONX5]

uhhhhhh dass a bit fucked up

[BigBawseMan]

@gerie173

your one sick puppy

[opichie1999]

i would put the body undr my house then i would take it out at night to scare teens

[TheKotthuvud]

i wold hide all my dead room mates under the carpet...

[duckiee824]

in my addic and every halloweek i would take it out and throw it @ people under 13

[badcallb79]

i would put a dead body under a house (:

[KA4BTV]

I would hide him in my moms hope chest. So when shes 70 and going threw it to look at memories. She will finally find it

[breakingXkalani]

id put him in my moms room then call the cops haha!

[horsesbuck8]

we have a closet that goes deep under our stairs thats where i would hide it

[rnassirammarissanr]

I would hide it in my brothers closet because no one ever opens that closet and it's the farthest room in the house.

[kittygotclaws1414]

if i had to hide a body i would hide it in my bathroom under the sink

[obamasuck566]

if i had to hide a body id hide it in the cemetary i mean whos gonna go looking there lol

[MrDeathinDarkness]

IN MY ATTIC in a box

[B4MVFan409]

79 people hid there dead roomates

[wotwotwotify]

under my moms pillow

[GuiltySpartan12]

Id hide it in the attic (or if i had one) or the cellar

[0x0FrequencyXoX]

Oh yea btw I would put the body in my sisters bed 

[0x0FrequencyXoX]

@jasminekost1115 You're the fucked up one giving someone permission to go die!? How about you go die you dumb ass fuckin' bitch.

[lillysmileyface101]

i would put it in the attic because ppl think we dont have an attic cause its hidden....in the hall!!! haha

[Lee2785991]

in my garden would be good.

[Antonio619MUNOZ]

look like a pupet

[MGamerkid]

In my shower... How cool would it be to have a shower buddy

[superzachattack01]

I would put him in a secret door in my basement and put him out side on halloween

[TheJTNM]

in the attic inside a chest and the chest surrounded by boxes........... stay away from my house STAY

[Millua8]

Note to self: Never eat whilst watching Fluffee's videos, you will choke and die because of chronic laughing.

[123ucancount]

In my water heater it would decay faster

[tonyt111190]

id put it on my back porch with sun glasses and a unlit cigar

[littlecow44]

treehouse in the backyard. maybe it'll keep the neighborhood cats from pooping up there...

[TheMissAuzzie]

FLuffee always wonders what the conversation would be like...

[heyhey929]

Does anyone know what happened to the guy who hid the body?

[Hellsvoltage]

Use it as door mat people only look under it for keys right so noone ever notice

[staycountry]

probably in my barn behind the horse saddles

[1962trex]

put him in the couch and if blood leaks out ill say... uh i drop my ketchup when i was eating fries

[Kimblee1987]

Um... live in a studio...The only place to hide the body would be the water heater??????I guess?????I might as well just throw the body on the street at least the police would think a hooker stab the guy for trying to attack her or something around that caliber lol hey, where I live there are hookers on the other side of the street, it's scary....I'm sooooo glad I'm moving next month! Worse....Place....Ever!

[StephaniePunk14]

I’d make a secret attic & keep t there :3

[666anton66]

i would put the body on the roof who gose on the roof theese days

[corygunn3]

I would hide the body in your house.. bitch i aint getting caught

[92BadBird]

in the refrigirator

[AvrilLavinge4eva]

I would hide the body in the pillow case. and when somone asked what was in h

there i would be like " your mom!"

[VampireGirlpure]

I Would leave them in the study and bring them out for hallowen!!

[SPHiNKzZKINGzZ]

I would put the skull on the front of my car like they do with the cadillacs or whatever fuckin car has the damn thing sticking out on the hood

[FuriaAlbaGeoX]

under a piece of paper

[colinesable]

in the walls

[shyCOREProductions]

My dead body would be Fluffee's and I would rape it everynight... :3

[K0sm1cKid]

@shyCOREProductions :D

[strawberrykitten17]

what does ur hair look like?

[MegaRockstar41]

i would hang him/her outside my house and say it was an early Halloween prop

[ipooponkittenz]

i would put him/her in the closet so when ever i brung kids home to abuse i could pretend to be a science teacher and show em

[IanHasLargeLobes]

@ipooponkittenz That wasn't even funny, just fucked up

[ipooponkittenz]

@IanHasLargeLobes well, also no one loves you

[losatta123]

@IanHasLargeLobes I know right D:

[jasminekost1115]

@ipooponkittenz I'm a mom dude and that shit isn't even funny to talk about.

[nadnerbbk]

@jasminekost1115 yes it is

[jasminekost1115]

@nadnerbbk You're fucked up. You, my friend, have my full permission to take a bath with a hair dryer

[albundie3]

I would hide it in my tool shed, and put usefull things in his hands so when i need a tool of some kind, i could just get it from him or her

[goaleygirl]

I'd put it in my backyard under my firewood rack

[ThePuppyLover999]

i would put it infron of the door so all who came will be scared and run!

[call999itsalice]

in the grave yard no one would look there.. yes im 15 and very fuked up...also like posting things mwahaha

[badger042006]

in my tummy lol

[njsw1998]

in side the wall in my basement

[Dodger488]

closet hehe

[ashleylikespie12]

next ti my frige

[MrMagic3142]

@luckylo20 it is strange but yes

[brasilrules101]

I think fluffee killed someone so he needs to know where to hide it

[luckylo20]

is it just me, or does Fluffee have earrings on?

[razaleana]

hid it in my neighbors closet...

she would freak XD

[basketball199813]

in my bed

[Subnbellle]

in tha closet... with all my other skeletons.

... or under a lampshade. at my age i need reassurance that i can turn a guy on.

(buttaBING buttaBAM BUTTAFUCO)

[mdo9707]

i woul bury it 8 ft under my basement, who would look there

[RhainPhreak]

@mdo9707 don't forget that roofing tar stuff it'll make it so if they look with those depth radar thingies they think it's solid ground lol

[bassmzero]

Double plus bad.

[puppydogs22]

ide through him out the window and then run down and be like OMG OMG WHY DID U DO THAT WHY DID U JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrscuppercakers]

i wuld put it in my lil sisters closet (btw SHE IS FOUR!) LOLZ

[xProDiGY88]

where they threw bin laden

[grassinafeild]

id eat it

[misspandarudy]

i would bury it in the back yard

[EMIN3MCYDE]

i would hide it under the couch

[odessabulldog]

@TurnipVlogs dude ur fuckin sick

[luv4house]

throw him in the river, that' what I do..

[wizard10163]

the crawl SPACE

[mahnkenvincent]

right behind my hot water heater =o

[OnikisuX]

In a suitcase in the attic with the others. :D

[PSSM9mm]

Put it on a moving train and don't worry about it

[LiLBiLLDoP3]

attic... no basement.... no! best place in the giant empty freezer :o

[NarutoIsAwesome24]

I'd pay someone for taxidermy and pretend to be one of those crazy people and say that he's my dad or something and I wanted him to be around forever or something of that nature

[soljatats]

Is it mee or do you have green teeth

[lolli16Ily]

I would break into someone's car and put the body behind the driver's wheel. I'll put sunglasses on it and glue it's hands on the steering wheel!!!! And run away!!!!!

[nicknabb1997]

Well, id hollow out like 1,000,000 book and cut the body up and put pieces into the books, nobody freaking reads books, they never find!!!

[Tiphaney098]

prolly ma sisters closet

[narutoFanxxxx]

@AwesomeFinn77 But,what if you like the mint cookies?

[dingdongshit]

I wouldnt hide him, I would invite over all of my neighbors and have Johnathon Burgers!!!

[dudezilla135]

id hide it a box in the attic then mess the attic up then put a whole bunch of stuff up there to cover it up

[carlyroxlol5]

He makes funny videos all the time but this one ended HILARIOUSLY!

[DRawesomeninjasauce]

Posted on my birthday!

[obeliskandra]

id hang it on haloween and take the hands aand make it so theyed hit people who rang my doorbell

[mrgsxrboy1]

id feed it to pigs cuz they will eat everything...even the bones.

or id cut a hole through the concrete floor n my basement and dig down...drop the body n it and re concrete the hole back n. many possibities

[mRavena23]

I would so lay a plastic tarp down, and hack it to bits, while wearing a whole like butchers suit of cloths, like plastic over all your cloths and s**t, an like after i hacked the body into lil bits feed it to pigs, or dogs which ever is handier, then i would so burn all the tarp, and butchers cloths an stuff, then i would toss the ashes of the burnt plastic stuff at the dump, so that my garbage man wouldnt be like whats all this s**t that stinks? any ways yah

[pandagirl1219]

I would go in a river at night then burry it in the ground under the water.

[xSmellTheRainbowx]

is that a ear ring on fluffee?? o: xD

i just now noticed that after watching all his video's

[iruleu2011]

i would hide a body in someones room. no wait! their closet >:) i would say "hey! check your closet for zombies!" they check and find a rotting corpse "oh my gawd!" they shoot it 12 times "its dead!"

[coolbunny75]

I would put it in a kitty litter room and have a tape recorder that said "don't come in it smells like shit!" It would seem like the dead body was cleaning the litter box

[Jakob0them]

i would hide him in the bathroom on the toilet and put atape recorder that automatically resets itself so whenever somebody tries to come in the tape recorder says "dont come in" or "somebody is in here"

[tdilovegwen]

I thought he was just sleeping...and slowly turning into a skeleton ...Oh these peanuts r good..Need sumthing buddy? Oh u guna make me guess? Fuck you then D:<. now ur just being immature

[Zerkiahh]

@ShawtyBadd469 judging by the fact that you can barely spell you would get caught

[Dwerfds1]

i would hide in the the basement i would die a hole and then bury him and cement the floor

[meowingkitties]

Maggots *shiver*

[BRANDYANDTHEBANSHEES]

Bathroom.

[xDFoRcEzZ]

I would hide the body in my grandma's little basement

[WWEBROTHERSFORLIFE]

i would masterbate with him

[mvcreator1]

feed him to my dog. omnomnom

[xyleu2]

i would use a flame thrower on it so it is just ashes

[ShawtyBadd469]

i would put it in under my house until it rots then just bary the bones and never get caught

[emo1944]

i would hide it in my dresser drarw

[JaderGater2]

I love your old man voice <3

[HELLoAND1DIE1ZED]

i would put it on a cops car then hav a video camer vatching it with a video camera :P

[darkprincess4267]

... i would put him in the freezer, so he doesn't decompose and i have steaks for the cook out :)

[kimeri70]

in the shower. so when he smells bad i can turn the water on for him:]

[caribbeanMafia2]

i would put it under my door mat....

[Littlepunx1]

basement or adict cause no 1 realy goes there tht offten

[Destanee1997]

I would stick it in my closet and cover it up with a big blanket. When it started to smell I would spray it down with Febreze every 2-3 days. ^.^

[Mr1990Noah]

i'd go back in time & give it to Jeffrey Dahmer

[yizo247]

Um i wouldnt hide it in my room cuz that would scare the hell out of me at night so i guess id rip apart its limbs and flush it down the toilet...yeah..

[britbritt1992]

i'd put him in a glass case and tell everyone its my puppet :)

[12torian]

uummm.......... an hidden space in the basement

[skippylala95]

Definitely not under a freaking couch!!!

[SolsticeBlackbird]

I would bury the bones in my dogs grave. Then when it came time to dispose of it, I would dig him up, grind the bones, and mix it into the potting soil with other things like crushed egg shells and other animal bones. Or grind them up and mix the powder with ash

[BoobaSmalls16]

i would hide the body in my dining room...no one ever uses it anymore...(sad and true)

[fireflick1232]

I would cut his body up and hide it under the floorboards.

-Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe

[YOKO4LIFE]

in me

[cbfzcxbv]

My septic tank.

[tdilovegwen]

Now ur just being immature o: