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  • So true what KevJumba says in this video. It's true that my parents go bananas when I made a B on my tests and report cards. Hey man, please chek out my channel and watch some of my videos I have recently made. Lemme know what you think about my videos. Thanks.

  • This is super true....

  • I'm american... And my parents grade me like this...

    If I get a B... They are like "YOU CAN DO BETTER. GET A'S."

  • My mom almost sent me to an education school for after school for getting a B+

  • I got a 94 (A-) in my Advanced Honors Chemistry class and my mom and dad tell me I should have made a 100...I'm pretty sure even if I got a 98 or 99 I would have gotten the same response...

  • *Looks at 3 tests I got back from School*

    *Notices that all 3 tests are C's*

    *Realizes My parents gotta sign the test.*

    *Realizes that I'm Asian.*

    *Remembers that Report Cards Come in 2 days.*

    Fuck ...

  • I Always Get A's And One B But I Still Get A Talking To. That Is Not Fair!!!

  • I got into the honor roll but my parents still lecture me because I was borderline :/

  • Holy shit this is so true ._.

  • @XDevilAngelXoX Yeah man ! I have the same problems ! ! ! !

  • Can someone give me a link to KevJumbas video on Asians grades?

  • @ChocolateRain1997 /watch?v=pGmO-jcKENQ

  • I'm Asian and I got a B, my parents are always like "You can do better." I mean, I think B is okay! What are on parents mind? B stands for Bad or maybe even that bad B word.

  • Woops.......when I getta B

  • Lol so tru my dad gets pisses whn I tetra

  • KevJumba is right.

  • I'm fucked.. got A- for chemistry

  • @sakuranbo888 Lol, if you watch Glee.

    ASIAN F.

    If not, nevermind :P

    If not, but you wanna know what I'm saying, then it's the ep Asian F

    If you hate Glee, damn you!

  • D stands for dishonor

  • I'm Asian and I promise you this grading scale is true. In fact, get an f and you should just kill yourself before your parents do. Well, if their like my parents...

  • LOOOOOLL !

    'when you're asian, A stands for AVERAGE' LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • lol. im not asian but my parents go by the asian rules

  • LMAOOOOOOOO AT WHAT YOU SAID don't seem right

  • @taythompson100 i wish my grades were like that now going to 11 and failed one class

  • 0:37 he threwing up illumanati

  • dear americans,

    my asian mom just called me a piece of shit cuz i got a B.

    we're not exaggerating.

    love asians

  • alll this sht is so true.....happened a few times....i had an f i almost died lol

  • hahahaha this is what my parents would say if i dont get an A. WHAT!!! WHAT?!?!?!? youre no csian!! youre no bsian!!! youre Asian!!! hahahha :P

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  • Maybe they expect the S grade to be the highest ?

  • lol i love asians

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  • @143SERV i dont get anything...

  • Ahaha...my GPA is a 4.4. I just got a huge lecture from my mom for getting a B+ in BC Calc...even though I've already been accepted to UChicago and am a second semester senior. -______-

  • LOL you say "your parents are probably gonna kille you" like that's normal LOL

    funny dude

  • When I was in college, there was one Japanese student who didn't get A in math, we (Japanese exchange students) were like, "How cld he?" We were puzzled.

    guess we were too harsh on him back then (>o<)

  • White fighters

    UFC Fighting = Beast

    Boxing = Good

    Street fight = OK

    Asians =

    Intense Kung-Fu = Average

    UFC = Softie

    Boxing = Boring

    Street Fighting = Humiliation

  • @SoMuchHaters we have asian in ufc fighter so its not softie, boxing, not that boring coz we have manny pacman....

  • Do your parents always compare you to others students that are better than you??

    me? ALWAYS!!!

    IM FUCKING TIRED OF MY PARENTS!!!

  • i got a F and i was sent to a vietnamese boardin school in vietnam the name of the school is SNA

  • @demonwarriorjet ouch. my family won't go THAT far on me, probably barely surviving death

  • my mom is not that strict.. they just say that i should finish school in time and their happy.. high grades is just a plus points.. im an asian.. :)

  • Treatments for bad grades? spanking thats what asian parents do

  • No kevjumba, I got a 98 in history (A+) and my mom said, "You should have gotten 100! This is not good!" So yeah my life is screwed!!!

  • This never happened to me ;-) and I am asian

  • I'm half Asian. Not east Asian, though.

    Yet I would never forgive myself if I got less than an A-

    But my grades have been slipping and i got a few B's, dammit :/

  • haha, i'm asian and i get wacked by the plastic hanger.

  • Asian parents are retarded. They literally brain wash their child to function like zombies.

  • We Asians don't get the spanking.We get hit with the bamboo stick, the belt, and basically everything else than can hurt.

  • @noob5437

    Slippers............

  • Kevjuma is 100% freakin correct!! So I go home one day and I have my report card I take a look at it and I got a 3.86 GPA so I'm like yes!!! I got everything as an A one A- and one B+ so I go home and tell everyone and they're like yay!!!! Everyone except my grandpa.... -_- ....... So I said come on I just got a freakin 3.86 GPA!!!!

  • kevin!!!! you inspired me to make my latest video HOW TO BE ASIAN! EPIC :D

  • kevjumba said  fuck?!?!?!

  • @TheJlm20 that's the ONLY thing i heard..although i love him :)

  • Dang....now I feel bad. I'm white and my parents are stricter then Asians. I've never gotten below a B+ in my life.

  • i kno rite kevin i am asain my parent say 100% good 99- bad i hate it. really my mom says that my dad is like hey 98 good job mom 98 no gwood jwob (accent)!

  • I get B and im treaten like a dumb o_O they expect me to get like SSS on a test or something like that

  • omg he is so right

  • i made some A's and some B's and some C's and my parent tell me that u will leave on the street if ur not getting a good grade and u wont get a job and be homeless.... im like yea yea whatever >.>

  • why do asian parents always act like this? Do they think they are the best and the smartest? Because my parents always act like this...

  • @Zcoz1 i think it's just because they are perfectionist. :D

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  • @zayn7 im currently at the WUT?? :(

  • @zayn7 I'm currently at A- to A+ grade levels. And I'm Korean.

    YES!

  • @zayn7 What about duh E???

  • Ha im a eighth asian and my mom is jamaican. If i get an A thats Great if its a B okay fine but pull it up C+ I have to study for 7 hrs a night without tv, phone, or computer, C-F I have to move out of the house and be stupid somewhere else. With my dad who is a quarter asian he couldnt care less

  • my parent accept me wat i am

    they are ok with B's maybe C's, D's and F's they are like Try harder im like ok

  • @PBBandSSBB wow,lol. u got it lucky. as Asians, we MUST *i repeat*WE MUST get straight A's or else we'll be either yelled at,brutally hurt by the end of the day,or we're out of da house.... good luck

  • this is pretty much true.

  • lol my mom says fuck this shit when I get be low 100%

    and Im black -.-"

    like 25% indian too :D

  • yep D they will kill you ,, i got 260% in one

    grades

  • lol i totally agree with u about the Asaian grades thing,i once got ONE B+ and the rest A's and my dad nearly yelled at me! he said "helen,wats the matter with u! ur always one A away from strait A's! and if u do get strait A's,its on a progress report card!" i was so mad,life's kinda rough on us Asians

  • I know this is old but this is very very funny... i love your videos and think your doing a great job at these videos.

  • asian kid: dad! i got a 99%!!!

    asian dad: o u think u so smart, if u were then u wud da got the 100%!

  • His Like Asian Buddha Of Asian Wisdom Hahaha

  • I got straight A's :D But then the minuses showed up and I got grounded.

  • when ever i get a A my parents r like y not A+ im like wtf 

  • Lol.. I am also asian and I make staright As and all I get from my parents is ummm... Ok.

  • @rasel21st  me 2

  • Geez, I feel sorry for you Asians. My parents are black and my mum wants me to get A-C's. She DOESN'T want me to get any lower. ¬_¬

  • Lol once i got a D in History and a B in Math and my parents were like "WTF WHY YOU GET B IN MATH?"

  • bullshit this is just for fun. it not true,

  • that is completely true........

  • lol i got a 94.3 average and my parents didnt even say anything

    they just walked away

  • Omgosh that's the same thing with me

    Yea my parents do that to me alot like get an a or I will not buy u anything lol

    Or hey that azn Kidd got straight A's y don't u

  • :D:D:D:D soo funny

  • this is so true!

    but im lucky that its only my mum is asian.

  • look at difference WHITE A-awesome B-great C-average D-do better next time F-groundend ASIAN A-average B-bad and belt whipping C-Crap D- disowned If you got an F your not Asian not possible but if udo get F... F-failure for life.disgrace to Asians(Dont even call yourself Asian)
  • @rosiebud1998 lol

  • I got one B+ once and my parents said I wouldn't be able to get into college.

  • AGREED! aha of how asian parents grading. xDD

  • @wassup986

    Umm 4mer soviets as in belarussians ukrainians kazakhstanians etc

    Im ukrainian

  • true that

    lol

    but true

  • This applies to 4mer soviets too

  • @PAWNED71 and modern russians

  • I'm white and the Asian standard applies to me .....

  • my parents doesn't want letter C. even if C means average in US,

  • D for deportation.

  • D for Dick Sucking

    D for Dildo

    D for "Damn tha guy got fucked hard in the ass."

  • D is for Dishonor!!

  • Omg Kevin ur correct haha it's te same thing with me I'm Filipino and last yr I got a b and my parents like flipped out and started a convo about puting me in sylvans learning center! And I'm like Wtf!! It's one freaking b! Seriously!

  • Omfg Kevin dude that is te exact same thing I got a b last yr and my parents like flipped out and wanted to put me in sylvan learning center! I mean rlly!

  • Haha ; seriously.

    kevin is definitley correct

    about this asian and the grades (;

  • why are u people stealing kevjumbas vids??get a life....i et this is the only way u can get views

  • oh wow this is so funni!

  • exactly !!!

  • LMAFO!!!

  • lol for asian A+ meens alaome

  • Why did you reupload his video?

  • so true!!

  • it's more like, anything below an A-, you're most definitely FUCKED.

  • HahahahHa!!! Best part in the kevjumba series!!!

  • OMG LOL

  • If you get 90% on a test:

    White Parents: Great job! 90% Let's take u out for dinner!

    Asian Parents: Where'd you lose that 10%?

  • u badd boy bad boy really bad boy try harder next time.

  • @snaggley That is so true!!!!

  • @snaggley lol sad thing s thats true.

    when i get a 95 on a test, my friends are like dude if i got a 95 my mom wud be so freakin happy.

    i go home and tell them i got 95, they say so now u know how much more u need to study to make up for that 5%.

    and im like -.- i jst got a 95 fucking percent hop off

  • @snaggley Asian Parents: Where'd you lose that 10%

    Asian Kid: uhh....i think i forgot to write my name

  • @snaggley Nyeeeh, I'll be getting a PS3 game. I think. At least, my parents wouldnt put me down like that ._.

  • mmmhmmm

  • OMG!! that is sooo true!! mostly all asian parents are lik that. XD

  • that's so true! but i suck at math and science-and i never wanna bcome a doctor or lawyer either. if i don't, i apparently fail at life lol! stupid grades =P

  • im azn xD

    n i average d's n f's

    o,O

  • that is soooo true

    i noe im a asian

  • LOL!! this is so TRUE!!!

  • my parents are gay! all i make is b's and c's and d's they say im a failure in life to and theysaid im gonna die on the streets and go to jail

  • same!!

  • @aznsoulja37698 same here.....

  • @aznsoulja37698 Old comment but ... Rofl, your parents are fucked up

  • @BrianAE15 haha lol! well thats last year or so... now im turning 16 this yr i have been bad as fuck and dey dunt give a shit bout anything more, they are tired of me lol

  • @aznsoulja37698 lol sucks for u

  • @aznsoulja37698 Ds aren't good, and if your parents were gay, you probably wouldn't be around

  • @aznsoulja37698 Cs alrite and Ds are bad

  • @aznsoulja37698 you should watch kev jumba's thats not gay! video.

  • @aznsoulja37698 sad :(

  • ommygosh! This is (somewhat, but nearly) true! I'm asian and i approve of this message lol

  • No, he's spot on. My parents threatened to disown me if I quit math team.

  • Ha, he is so funny. His parents are not like that. The truth is that when the Asians will appreciate their parents when they have to feed their family having kids. All the hard work and pushing from the parents pay off, believe it or not. Well, unless the parents tie the kids up and really whip them silly but it doesn't happen like that. "As" and "Bs" are fine.

  • I HATE my parents.

  • an F? my typical asian parents will beat me with a stick and disown me.

  • he is sooo right, i have 2 get good grades. and im in like 6th grade. once when i got 1 B+, my parents were like, hey, why you get b+, you, you need study hardah!!

  • lmfao

  • No thanks. No more racism, mate.

  • YAA true im asian and it used to be like that but i got alot of Fs and now a D is aready great for my father. LOL

    F= FUCK lmao that was funny

  • this is SO true... I got all A's on my report card... if i get a b they dissapointed but a C they gonna whoop my ass

  • i'm asian and my parents don't care about my grades

  • i really doubt it

  • yup his damn right

  • XDDDDDD failure at life

  • men! you're totally right!! precisely! my parents really assumes everything.,! or else!!! your dead!! eii by the way asians are not geek!! were cool!!!

  • i agree, but the video is off key

  • of sync, dumbass.

  • You're sooo damn right!

  • You're sooo damn right!

  • THAT IS SO TRUE. If I don't get over 90% in my vce, my parents will desert me. =/

  • O_O thats an empty threat lol they wont desert u theyll ignore at worst lol i no it happen 2 me i got ignored 4 a week 4 gettin b's and c's ==" i had 2 do everything myself i meen everything!!!!! well goodluck 2 you lolz

  • yes i agree very much ^^

  • hahahaha soooo trueeee

  • im a straight C student. and beleive it or not, im asian. SO SCREW YOU FLORENCE IM GOIN TO CHURCH!! HAHAHAHAHA!

  • And yes im asian and i got straight A's.

  • When I made straight A's it's because I wanted to and to see a smile on my mother's face. I am glad my mom was quite understanding, though. Er, some American parents can be extremely strict, too. I once knew a girl who had to be perfect in everything, her mom would freak out at an A-.(She was caucasian like myself) I think it has to do with education be very prized in Asia.

  • *being

  • Gah, I'm mando. XD

    this is sooo, true. :[[[[

  • lmao and f stands for fckd :}

  • that's is so true!

  • hahaha this is soo true! xD

  • LOL this is so funny the way you did it,

    but yeah coming from another asian this is completely true :/

  • Ohmygoodness! Haha. It's like with me, I'm Asian and my mother was checking up on my grades. She found out I had a B+ in advanced placement biology and I'm only a second year! Usually, second years are n regular biology or even chemistry. She was so angry. :[

  • I'm half Asian and I used to get A's and B's but ever since I moved to a new school all of a sudden my grades have gone down from A's and B's to D's and C's.

  • Im asain i get b and c's adn im vietnamese. true