MST3K - Hobgoblins (part 8)

[elricmb]

Better than Roadhouse? Crow changed more than just his bowling pin!

[KaristaSwiss]

3:18 is his finger poking her :-o

[CAFlNATOR]

3:15

Coincidental, but amusing where his cut-out's finger is.

[MrNINTENDOJOE]

This show is so dope if been addicted for like 2 weeks i cant stop watchin it

[tlrledbetter]

It's sad that cast members from such finer things like Pulp Fiction and Fairly OddParents had the displeasure of being in this film... But we all gotta start somewhere, right?

[MrNINTENDOJOE]

@tlrledbetter who from fairly odd parents on here

[tlrledbetter]

@MrNINTENDOJOE The MC of the club is played by the voice actor of Cosmo, Daran Norris.

[Igarappappa]

@tlrledbetter Exactly. I like to think that they really enjoy watching this episode. XD

[ludd911]

"Zed....s'Maynard....spider's caught a couple of flies...." Tell me it's not the same guy.

[uuuultra]

@ludd911 lmao @ "s'Maynard"

[PerryPlanet]

"Pinkie! Brain!"

[QwertyitesWipQozn]

7:47 Andrew Dice Clay in Rambo

[QwertyitesWipQozn]

at least the "nice girl" turned "slut" has a nice little ass

[metropod]

who ever bought that director a sound effects machine should be shot...

[benjie414]

is the bearded guy the pawn shop guy from pulp fiction?

[imagineerboi]

@benjie414 Yup, same actor!

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

zack galfinakis early role as a local bar tough

[JHZildjian]

"Boy! That sure is a bad movie, won't you?"

[Igarappappa]

@JHZildjian Watch out, you little doo-dad!

[abmstie]

Hey, I thought Crow loved Roadhouse!

[KingSnarf]

"Okay. Here comes this guy. What's he up to."

[BionicTurtleWizard]

Is it sad I found the army guy blowing stuff up amusing?

[smashfanwii]

Huh. I guess I really WOULD rather watch cardboard than Hobgoblins.

[machomovieman]

6:02

"That guy tipped his own table over...he did it again...and yet again! What is this?"

[Crazy56U]

5:04 ...damn, Tom was psychic in that recording!

[HoserSaysWhat]

Mike's best escape attempt!

[scitsalcoryp]

Who would go to a bar with the name " Club Scum " ?

Where are these " people " now ?

[MrJohndoakes]

If you were looking for the "Hobgoblins Song" (as sung by carboard cut-outs) it begins at 3:45.

I always like how "Club Scum" was a redressed grade school cafeteria.

[Kendorager]

Granted it's been several years since i was in the service, but since things *have* remained fairly consistent since the days of the Roman Empire, (1) why is he coming to attention for an NCO, (2) why is he saluting said NCO, (3) why is he saluting inside, (4) why does he accept a bandana and grenades as if nothing were amiss, (5) why is he given an ammo belt for what appears to be a weapon which requires a clip, and (6) who the heck is handing the equipment to the sergeant?

[Igarappappa]

@Kendorager All good points. Crow: They just didn't care.

[rayden120]

Servo: this movie is give me current traumatic stress disorder

[rayden120]

Crow: "Just as long as Demi Moore doesn't come out and start shaking her saline bags."

[will10687]

6:01 threw 6:13, wtf was that lmao

[Gigrantula58]

@will10687 Why does that guy keep tipping his own table over?

[jcrabs25]

@ 3:15- it looks like Mike's cardboard cutout is picking Daphne's nose!

[HayesAJones]

"Drink your milk and finish your peas!"

"She's gonna take off her hair!"

"She's also afraid of light bulbs!"

"The Hobgoblins are just waiting outisde 'til this blows over."

"Go, team, go!"

[Yabuturtle]

"Boy that sure is a bad movie, won't you?"

Oh god for some reason I laughed so hard at that. xD

[montyburns9999]

@Yabuturtle me too! I think it's so funny because it's Mike sarcastically mocking their own mocking.

[SaveTheTapirs]

Stand by for spit-take...Spit-take away! 

[Ashkihyena]

Why is she fanning him with a beer bottle?

[mudkow60]

That's the guy from Pulp Fiction!

[mudkow60]

fuck u google

[mudkow60]

Is the bouncer the dude from Pulp Fiction... Zed's friend? I think so!

[carvedinside1982]

OMg that shit bag stands up out of uniform and salutes a sergeant lol!

[RainshadowDesert]

Go, team, go!

[RainshadowDesert]

Dead @ "oval brand beer."

[PaperbackWizard]

Now I know I've seen this movie before. I just can't remember if I've seen it on MST3K or one of those old Saturday afternoon broadcast channel movies.

[HoserSaysWhat]

I lost it when the cardboard cutout was put out. Brilliant plan, Mike!

[babyblueknowwho]

So 'Michael Bay' was really just a pseudonym for Rick Sloan all along? Makes sense.

[ColonelHoraldo]

WATCH OUT NOW, YOU LITTLE DOO-DAD.

[Zakurako]

I feel sorry for the main character. All his friends are douches. Doesn't make up for how bad this movie is, though...

[anvilofcrom]

The guy with the beard was in Pulp Fiction. He was the guy in the pawn shop who watched Zed fuck Marselus Wallace in the ass.

[armbullet]

"Still you could make a case that this film is better than Roadhouse."

I though Roadhouse was Crow favorite movie.

[chestveeg]

I'm high as hell this movie is sooooooo good to me.

[Mrblancnoir]

This movie is giving me...DEEP HURTING

[kamdan2011]

"Run! RUN!!!"

[noahsim97]

oh yeah give the dumbass a bandolier of 7.62 rounds and 9mm submachinegun that will totally work. im not even going to ask why that other guy had that shit in the first place. and also WHERE THE HELL IS HE GETTING THOSE GRENADES? is he just pulling them out of his ass? and why arent thw grenade explososions bigger and killing everybody? WTF movie?

[Hndshks]

@noahsim97 Not to over-analyze the movie or anything, but I *think* the dude giving him the nades was a Hobgoblin hallucination.

[Madara2B]

love this movie so much lol

[DAVIDInitiative]

"Drink your milk and finish your peas!"

Servo's "Oh, no... who's this?" has to be one of the funniest deliveries ever.

[Ututwhynot]

3:15 DVD COVER FTW

[JollyJollies22]

I dunno, I'd do Roadrash. 

[kanyehater99]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, AMY!!!!!!

[JayBird4theW1N]

PINKY AND THE BRAIN REFERENCE *FOR THE WIIIINNNN*!!! -has been made so happy-

[MegaHAnzIV]

BOY THIS IS STUPID

[rockysid92]

@ 0:16

Crow: "They should really add an S to that."

Truer words never spoken. How did this movie get made? lol

[flyingzombie1]

GO TEAM GO!

[kerplop]

Opah!~

[fierdemon9]

Is anyone else on the side of the hobgoblins?

[illuminatioracle]

SHE'S ALSO AFRAID OF LIGHTBULBS!

[KaristaSwiss]

2:45 y kno a movies bad when you have to :o

[5dollarnate]

This movie is worse than The Room and Manos: Hands Of Fate put together. It is right up there with Super Baby Geniuses 2.

[femoman]

8.03-8.10: Best run of riffs.

[bloodystarcthulhu]

This maybe the worst film they have ever done. At least with the old black and white films they had a certain charm. No character is likable, except maybe the old man.

[loverboyz901]

this bar serves Beer beer, just like that bar in Steel

[changyimei]

Awww Bo Bo and his grooming rituals...so cute

Love the Hannah Barbarra sound effects

Pepe Le PU came in the back door

[Spameggssausage]

what the hell is with the Hanna Barbara noises when that chick with the giant beehive is hitting the guy w/ the bottle??

[TheArmoredSaint78]

That creepy Billy Mayes is the pawn shop owner in Pulp Fiction!!!

[GixxxerKim]

What is it with all the gay actors in this film, portraying heterosexuals?

[heinleineken]

@GixxxerKim 1 in 10 people are homosexuals. That means 90% aren't. Nothing wrong with it either way, the same statistics apply to left vs right-handers (90/10). I get no more bent up about one orientation playing another than I do about a lefty playing a righty (or vice versa).

[GixxxerKim]

@heinleineken And I don't get bent up about homosexuals either. Just making a point that the 2 guys are CERTAINLY not into chicks, and the guy who chose the cast must have been REAL desperate to stick to the script. I find it adds to the hilarious horrible acting which MST is there to remind us about time and time again. MST rules!

[anachronistics]

@GixxxerKim Kim, it's kind of strange and creepy that you determine people's sexuality for them by sight... while they're acting in a movie. It's also kind of weird that you're so bent out of shape about who should and shouldn't portray a heterosexual... again, in a movie. It sounds like you have some issues. And not that it matters, but Daran Norris, who plays the M.C., has been married to a woman since 1988.

[ColonelHoraldo]

I feel ill. Very ill. Not aroused. ILL!

[Orbulas]

I want those cutouts!

[Sauron338]

Hobgoblins.

Hobgoblins.

What do you do with those Hobgoblins.

They're over here.

They're over there.

Those darn Hobgoblins are everywhere.

As we sing the Hobgoblins song. Today.

[Specialcookie246]

haha "they should really add an "s" to that..." "Hits?" thats what I thought too

[thegirlnextdork]

Best extras EVER.

[tylercreighton]

@thegirlnextdork

I think they were all extras?

[clineshaunt]

Boy this is stupid

[CaptRodgers]

"I want you to treat me like dirt!  Throw your drinks on me!"

"No they're $4 each!" Lol.

[MINESWEEP2k]

"Still, you have to admit this film is better than oh, say, Roadhouse."

Given the choice, I'd take Roadhouse. At least that film was fun.

-MINESWEEP

[cale42]

Out of all the movies they could have pulled the cut out joke on, they finally chose this one for it.

I can only imagine how long they'd been sitting on that joke, aching to use it.

Am I complaining about the bit? Hell no. But I wouldn't have had the patience to wait for the right time to pull it out.

[DarthVenge]

3:17 Cardboard Mike's finger is up the slutty chick's nose.

[fledermaus81]

"Go, team, go!" Hilarious, because that's exactly what her gesturing looks like!

[UltimateThanos]

I thought Crow loved Roadhouse?

[dcbandnerd]

4:02

This song should be preserved by the Library of Congress.

[GoldenEyeKnuckles]

Since when does the US Military hand out grenades and ESPECIALLY an Uzi Micro? :c

[Treenord488]

5:51 COUNTER-HUMPING MADNESS!!!

[ChaoticYak]

Drink your milk and finish your peas.

M&TB should have got Cambot to work some of his magic. Even Brain Guy would have been fooled. :)

Hey, that guy just turned over his own table. And he did it again! And again!

[TheGullibleParrot]

HERE COMES THIS GUY. WHAT'S HE UP TO

BOY THIS IS STUPID

I WOULDN'T DO THAT WOULD YOU

NO

HA HA HA HA HA HA

[trapadoored]

@TheGullibleParrot SOMETHING'S SURE GOING TO HAPPEN!

[stonedpixie1988]

hey theres a phone call for rick ne of you guys right? what? XD

[hpridgen131]

That girl is so sleazy you'd probably get second-hand VD, lol

[puppetgeneral39]

The most well dressed Sergeant in history.

[aNightmareOnGoldsST]

every time servo voices the goblins i cant keep a strait face. haha

[DrSpankle]

Uhhghh! Mike's picking her nose!

[dcbandnerd]

@DrSpankle I thought I was the only one who noticed that!

[Coleslayer9]

Bouncer looks like the pervert from the pawn shop in Pulp Fiction. I wonder if its him.

[JollyJollies22]

@Coleslayer9 Derp.

[NUTCASE71733]

@Coleslayer9

It is

[DreamTraveller1]

@Coleslayer9

It is.

[eits1986]

"Just as long as Demi Moore doesn't come out and start shaking her saline bags."

HOLY SHIT! LOL

[ChaoticYak]

They're cardboard cutouts.

Exactly. Like they're cardboard cutouts.

I don't know. I think they're rockin' today.

No, I mean they actually ARE cardboard cutouts.

Oh, they're not THAT bad.

Are you kidding they're on fire!

Listen, you idiots! ...and Pearl, you of course, too. It's a fake Mike and fake robots made of cardboard. Look!

[SirAlfredAshford]

3:15 best part

[doginstine]

Oh Jock Itch.

[Mefuki]

I still think MST3k's worst movie ever was Castle of Fu Manchu. That movie is almost unwatchable even WITH the guys riffing.

[truexgunnerxchronica]

i ask myself, WHY AM I WATCHING THIS

[TridentClencher]

Oh this is bad no doubt, but it pales in comparison to Manos and Monster A Go Go...You wanna hear something frigtening? I have sat through Manos from start to finish without the riffs from MST3K...It was bad you guys, I felt like I wanted to die. Oddly enough when I saw it I was with some friends and it was before I saw the MST3K Manos and I asked them if we were about 30 minutes into the movie at the exact same time Servo does in the MST3K version. Great minds suffer alike.

[AnnoyingSquib]

@TridentClencher

I'd rather watch Manos unriffed than watch the following movies again.

Red Zone Cuba

Beast of Yucca Flats

Skydivers

Sextet (Ugh that one was just f ing scary)

The Star Wars Christmas special

The Castle of Fu Manchu

All of these movies sapped precious moments of my life. Moments I will never get back T-T

[JollyJollies22]

@AnnoyingSquib "...Flag on the moon..."

[Theburn77]

i've seen almost every episode of mst3k and this is by far the worst movie they've ever riffed, just painful to watch.

[sgtpoodlepants]

@Theburn77 Worse than Manos?

[Theburn77]

@sgtpoodlepants Manos would be a fucking pleasure to watch compared to this, i had to turn it off for a while it was so bad.

[Shinchibi]

@sgtpoodlepants

Manos was terrible, but the acting and Torgo made the movie watching. This...this movie is just painful to watch. I have creditable sources that state that showing this movie will soon replace waterboarding as a viable means of torture.

[BigBluestone22]

I WANT THOSE CUT OUT!!!

[amcint01]

Mike's finger @ 3:15. Hooray first grade humor!

[OzzyFan87]

I think this movie just gave me a lobotomy.

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

This movie is phisically hurting me

[serpico89]

this movie is giving me post-traumatic stress disorder!

[Dragonfist12185]

2:45 the Great Escape (Try Number 1,872)

[dragonruler30]

I think everyone here will agree that the bit with the cardboard cutouts was better than the whole movie. Good stuff

[M0VIES4U2]

Lol Pinky and Brain.

[NUTCASE71733]

They're Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain...one is a genius, the other's insane! They're labratory mice! Their genes have been spliced! They're dinky, they're pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain!

[M0VIES4U2]

3:45

[whoisdickieschnabel]

So the query letter to this movie read, "GREMLINS meets FLASHDANCE"?

"Spill your drinks on me..."

"No, they're four dollars each!!"

Amen, Mike.

I'm confused by the "i'm not wearing any underwear" part. I mean it's clear she's wearing a brief of some sort. This movie denies its own reality. Reminds me of Sister Ann's flashback within a flashback in "Future War".

[ChaoticYak]

I love the dialogue when they sneak out of the theater.

"Okay. Here comes this guy. What's he up to?"

"Boy, this is stupid."

"I wouldn't do that. Would you?"

"No."

"Ha. Ha. Ha, ha ha."

[bruxbrux]

Stand by for spit take...spit take away!

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Well I think we all learned a big lesson about Hobgoblins today.

[sock2828]

Why is he pointing the barrel of his Uzi directly up?

[GatorBaby06]

Crow: "They should really add an "s" to that."

Servo: "Hits?"

Mike: "Yeah"

[Theboomdoctor]

this is the probably one of the worst movies MST3K has ever shown lol... making this episode all the better xD

[Marian12c]

LOL.... i want cutouts too!

[LightDeoxys]

(guy holds up a sign that says "HIT")

Crow: They should really add an "S" to that.

Servo: HITS?

Crow: ...yeah. Yeah.

[tetavo]

unintentional nose picking at 3:15 :)

[ElveeKaye]

Where did army-boy get HAND GRENADES?? Oh, well, they're not very good ones. They only make a cinematic flash-and-burn, instead of obliterating half the building like a normal grenade would.

[mikedsgal21]

I want those cardboard cutouts lol

[ElveeKaye]

Me, too! =D

[allian59]

OH PIXIE!

[magicdude44]

I didn't even know it was possible to find actors this bad. This movie is terrible.

MST3K ftw.

[jarrettsuhr]

Guess what the made a second Hobo goblins a litte less than 2 years ago. It was worse then the original. Basically what they did was they brought all the cast from the original back and gave them similiar charaters from the first movie but altred the names. Also the hobogoblins apppeared the same way as bettlejuice appear in the movie. I give the sequel a 3.4 out 5 and the orignal a 3.9 out of 5. It had more slow and tedius parts in the second one.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

This movie is giving me CURRENT Traumatic Stress Syndrome!

[Atrum]

Wow they got a scum-side seat!

[ThePIMPTOAST]

dude with that cardboard cutout scene i thought my computer was spamming out!!

[Munkimanz]

pinky and the brain ftw!!

[Headbanger142]

ROFL at the cardboard cutouts

[modchic720]

"Did I ever tell you that I'm a kneer of bad actors in the groin?"

[Applemask]

"That sure is a bad movie, won't you?"

[swgmigraines]

It sure is, you know!

[seanThree16]

What the hell is happening at 7:13? Wow.

Did they make a joke about Roadhouse? That movie was badass...

[pytko3]

Uh, no. I think you mean Road House sucked ass. Which it did.

[seanThree16]

Cheesy 80's action at it's finest. Also coined the phrase, "Right boot." "Got it."

[Gomess]

So, unless I want my girlfriend to become a stripper who literally asks men to treat her like dirt, I should rent her X-rated movies and beat up soldiers with rakes. Thanks, movie!

[rustedon]

Hey! The bouncer (Road Rash i believe)?

Is he not pawn shop clerk who sodomizes Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction?

[LNAMTH]

It's him alright, making that same creepy face.

[mowque]

Scumside seats!

[j53194]

Those r some shity friends :P

[kahbn]

best. song. ever.

[trapadoored]

I can't believe I've actually watched ned's declasiffied school survival guide on Nickeloden and never knew the janitor on that show plays the MC of club scum in this movie.

[ShyriaDracnoir]

It's obviously part of the weasel's plan to run Gordy out of town by exposing the skeletons in his closet

[modchic720]

yeah, he also voices cosmo on fairly odd parents. :)

[riseuplight]

at this point it just started getting really boring

[ManaAdvent]

"Drink your milk and finish your peas!"

"She's gonna take off her hair!"

"Just as long as Demi Moore doesn't come out and shake her saline bags."

"She's also afraid of light bulbs."

"So why is she fanning him w/ a beer bottle?"

"Oopah!'

[thehelveticascenario]

Boy, this sure is a bad movie, won't you?

[KikoukenChunLi]

...Wow, this is the first film that's actually made them attempt to escape.

[jarrettsuhr]

They acutally get caught this time. I wonder how doctor foster let joel get away in the escape pod. That why mike got brought in to replace Joel when he did want or couldn't do the show anymore. Frank was out of the picture by then I belive forestor killed him sometime between season 4 and 7. Forestor gotr turned into a bady then mike got shucked into like a worm hole that sent him to the future that's how they meet Bobo who was takes orders from pearl. Brain guy was kinapped from his planet.