How To Become An Atheist

[AtheistScientific]

haha

[EuAteu]

Brazilian crazy christians are mad about my video... lol. Brazil sucks inthis. We have a lot of religous nuts all around.

[kochkochkoch]

@EuAteu O MAH GAWD U INSULTED BRAZIL U BASTERD!!11!1!1@!11

Brincadeira. Realmente, chega a dar vergonha. A minha sorte é que onde eu moro a maioria dos religiosos são bem tolerantes.

[GabrielMafiazicca]

@EuAteu Foda isso man...Bando de crente revoltado!Os cara adora pregar a palavra de Deus...dizendo que se deve respeitar ao próximo mas são os primeiros a se opor aos que pensam diferente a eles...

[WicketL]

@EuAteu We have a lot of nuts in here, more likely.

[SchwarzHimmel]

Religious Guy: The Apocalypse is coming!

Other Guy. Ah! Don't worry, i already have survived more than 3 apocalypses.

Its not that bad.-

I "believe" thats a good joke

[0TheBestMan]

hahaha You just picked up a subscriber. fuckin brilliant

[MojoDojoX]

Oh no I've watched the entire video!

Is this reversible?!?!?!

[Bafomets]

Africa

[bruxo10000]

eu vim aqui pelo yuri (euateu)

[exmo74]

Awesome except the theist probably won't get it.

[AtheistPowerlifter]

Excellent

[TheAtheistFuture]

i liked the vid. i think it also requires humility to be an atheist, enough to allow yourself to accept the smallest possibility that everything you know to be true, might be false. If you're too arrogant to do that, you can think yourself silly, and it won't make a blind bit of difference.

[TheCompany0fwolves]

I'm kinda suprised some Christians haven't attempted to ban the internet like Islam did with the "Draw Mohamed day"

[AlexStrikesAgain]

@TheCompany0fwolves Isn't that what SOPA and PIPA is?

[TheCompany0fwolves]

@AlexStrikesAgain hmmm

[TheCompany0fwolves]

@TimDudeZmuda "Well, it's not that Christians are stupid. They've been brainwashed ever sense they were baby's. If only they were a little more...open minded" - Just give it time. Thanks to the internet and free thinkers, I'm no longer a Christian.

[Noserboy2]

I loved that. haha

[anythingnew]

@TimDudeZmuda I was brainwashed when I was 4, but I broke out when I turned 19 thanks to the internet. What does that say about me?!

[XrougeXpanda]

@TimDudeZmuda watch it, if they open their minds too much their brain will fall out (take my wife) /watch?v=bBUc_kATGgg

[Kailoa36]

Here's another good way. Read the Tanakh, Bible, Quran, Book of Mormon, or any other Holy Book.

[MrRyan23xx]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH i thought there was some sort of government office where you needed to wait in a line for several hours, supply 3 forms of id, and take some sort of test. Then several months later you received your atheist certificate in the mail.

[sstan1337]

The best way to become an Athiest is to read the Bible and put yourself in the shoes of the people God is tormenting.

[anythingnew]

@sstan1337 That didn't work. See, when I was a Christian, my thoughts was, "If I were these people, I would deserve it too".

See how hard it is to talk to Christians!?

[sweatytoothmadman]

So I sold my soul to the devil for nothing! 

[Plausiblesarge]

how to become an atheist

1. be born

2. dont have scumbag parents

[RichtoffenRoach]

@Plausiblesarge Actully my parents are 2 fanatics scumbags and I'm still an Atheist =D

[ksousou]

@Plausiblesarge no it's not about parents, even atheist parents can have a very religious child.

it's personality types.

[MrTomfooligans]

Subbed.

[MrTomfooligans]

Haha, nice.

[elronxenu]

@TimDudeZmuda It's quite telling that the Christian mythology states the original sin was not murder, but knowledge.

[elronxenu]

That seems pretty easy. Oh, hang on, I'm already an atheist.

It could be challenging, for the Christians.

[blackwolf1200]

Proof God exists:

- God tells the true believers what his will is

- God always has the same opinions a true believer has

- only a supernatural, uncaused, timeless and spaceless being manages to always agree with everyone simultaneously, even when their opinions contradict

[anythingnew]

@blackwolf1200 Dumb American: God says we should vote Mitt Romney!

Dumb American #2: No, Newt Gingrich was chosen by God to lead us!

[SchwarzHimmel]

@blackwolf1200

and the bible says he exist don forget that!

[askegg]

Booya!

[badkluster]

Haha, so true!

Also, reading the Bible with a little skepticism.

[TheMarkNessMonster]

For those of you who feel that simply invoking though isn't enough, reading the bible helps.

[TheDrewManXD]

How to become a Theist

Guy 1: I know this invisble creator that talks only to me

Guy 2: I totally believe you

[SuperJasontheman]

I find this amusing.

[forgetnotslowdown]

Dangerous pastime...

[77Totems]

Brilliant but, if they could think they would not be theist.

[GlaiDify]

Ha, Thinking.. that's funny. More people should do that now a days LOL

[Oblivionic]

HAHAHAHA! THINKING! SO FUNNY!

[StatueOfMike]

Oh, THAT's what that does!

[GingerAtheist]

There are some thoughts that people either can't have, fear, or never come across. I was a inquisitive child but still performed 'Non-Overlapping Magisteria' in my brain. Working inside a framework as a child is difficult unless one is told about the argument. Thanks to Hitch.

[BetterOffDamned]

I love this video for it's sheer simplicity. No further argument should need to be made. That truly is all it takes.. a willingness to THINK.

[carlillos85]

Jajaja fuck religion

[killsarawr]

love it! :P

[illegalmonkey]

too long, didn't watch.

[sundiatasoulbefree]

hahahaha FANTASTIC!

[Tittylovwr]

the sad thing is .... only 15 percent of the people that see this won't get it!

[CraggleMcHamer]

I don't believe in thinking, you cant prove it exist therefore god is real. na na na na

[MrCaCaaaaaaaaa]

@CraggleMcHamer lolwat?

[CraggleMcHamer]

@MrCaCaaaaaaaaa I was trying to sound like a theist, did I win?

[BlackMetalMan0479]

Take the long route and read religious books that way when someone gets in your face you can shut them down intelligently

[izabethie]

or you could take the long route and read a bible! :D

[SuperGauntlet]

lolololol

[sethecx]

Jesus is their great Shepard!!!!

To bad shepherds kill and eat their flock.

Dont be a sheep.

[oregonatheist]

brilliant....that leaves more time for eating babies and melting the skin down to make candles.....

[fdasherv]

@oregonatheist You, sir, are no true atheist! Any true atheist knows that our ritual candles are made exclusively from the succulent cheek fat.

[oregonatheist]

@fdasherv hey man!!!! don't tell me how to worship my atheism........isn't that just like an atheist......pushing thier beliefs on other atheists.....you atheists are all alike.....we believe no skin on the baby should be wasted(we've gone green)......lol

[fdasherv]

@oregonatheist "we've gone green"

Haha! Now would I waste even the merest morsel of dose widdy biddy babies? We need to keep up our strength for the Armageddon.

[Pontus900]

Just look at all that satanic influence on his grim face

[n8vzl]

While stuck in religiosity seeking truth, a Post Trib Xtian chatted to me that the Bible stories never happened and was written to promote spirituality. At first I was scarred then pondered the thought for quite some time...

[systmh]

If you play it in reverse, it shows you how to become a christian retar--no no, wait, it still shows you how to become an atheist.

[dmwalker24]

I did it. It works.

[boblabon]

Huh, and here I was thinking I had to eat babies or something.

[GenerationXeroFilms]

@boblabon That too

[Kn45h3r]

@boblabon No, that's just one of the perks.

[ScienceWillPrevail]

@boblabon

Wait, we don't have to? What am I going to do with the rest of this one?

[Khemist82]

@boblabon What do you mean we don't get to eat babies. Are you saying I've been doing it wrong?

[Khemist82]

@boblabon What do you mean we don't get to eat babies. Are you saying I've been doing it wrong?

[SongwindGlobal]

@boblabon That's just at the yearly barbecue.

[anythingnew]

@boblabon I don't eat babies, but I do eat sperms.

:L

[caiosantosrds]

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[barrysj74]

logic in 20 seconds...

[socialistshawn]

Love it!!!

[UltimateGarbageGuy]

Hahahaha! That made my day.

[mager56723]

STEP 1) BE BORN

STEP 2) BECOME INDOCTRINATED TO YOUR PARENTS' BELIEFS

STEP 3) JAILBREAK

STEP 4) ???

STEP 5) ATHEIST

[CABALCORE100]

@mager56723 :aliens:

[HansTheBoss]

I was expecting:

HOW TO BECOME AN ATHEIST:

read the bible

THIS HAS BEEN...

[wiseassgamer]

Careful at the derection America is going, that will become illegel soon...

[ManleyKibbyPro]

HAHAH! Toooo good! This is some how the most logical video I've seen in sometime.

[Megabob10]

According to Judeo-Christian myth, thinking is the source of all evil. Why were Adam and Eve punished? For eating from the tree of KNOWLEDGE and thinking for themselves. That is why science and religion can never be reconciled, one is all about suppressing knowledge in favor of fairy tales and the other is about seeking facts.

[NeroJoe83]

Actually reading the Bible is another good way to become an Atheist... worked for me.

[ManleyKibbyPro]

@NeroJoe83 After reading the bible for 2 days straight. *Leans up, takes reading glasses off, puts bible down, and takes a sip of water, and say "Welp, fuck religion."

[CABALCORE100]

I don't think most people do this in the first place.

[robtbo]

lol when's the theatrical release?

[TheCompany0fwolves]

SINRS! THINKEN IS THA RUUT OF ALL EVEL!

[kirkoyer]

@TheCompany0fwolves you misspelled "iz"

[reym613]

THINK!!

[AnniAwalia]

Actually, we are all born atheist in this world :D

[mrx00666]

What is this "thinking" he's doing...? It is strange and foreign. :D

[DudeIAmAPsy]

@mrx00666 one may even say "exotic"

[BlackNorwegianJew]

So true

[NuShoeSmell]

That was so BRILLIANT!! That and/or read the Bible.

[kirkoyer]

hmmm I wonder if anyone will say "I don't get it?"

[MsRobotRock]

hahahha love it!

[Rationalific]

It's unfortunate that most people go through their entire lives without doing that.

[richd506]

BRILLIANT!

[SuperPacJack]

Excellent!

[dontbugit]

think! 

[ccofmight]

XDXDXDXD BEST VIDEO EVAR!!

[linuxman48858]

Keep up the great work! I've been very impressed and entertained by your videos thus far.

[Hamidsales]

that's legit

[FOXGEAR92]

Yup, looks about right.

[KevinMFurr]

hmmmmm...

[chevycondom]

I love your videos, Andre!

But, sadly, my Facebook friends never approve, of these evil Atheist shenanigans... :D

[gothicfan51]

Stop with the fuckin I'm first and so on.

As I was first but I'm not going to get happy about it as some idiot.

Because in reality who the fuck cares who's first,second,third.

[1Lanavis1]

Sadly, most people don't think or, at least, ignore logic in regards to fairy tales.