LMAO at the time coils guy. To think I was watching this to learn some genuine philosophical arguments about theoretical physics. These people are nuts.
none of this guy's predictions came true. why do they even feature people like this on a supposedly scientific program? kinda takes away from the credibility of it.
That "device" was never intended for time travel. It is an early and very crude model of a device used to facilitate communication between the brain and a computer or similar equipment. I have a suspicion that this guy found this "device" at a flea market or something, no one knew what it was, and he managed to convince himself that it was a time travel device. A subconscious attempt to legitimize delusions?
Why is this intelligent documentary wasting time (excuse the pun) on these new-age nut jobs? This is supposed to he about science! Not pseudo science fantasy rubbish bullshit! I'm disappointed that this scientific show devoted time to drawing attention to these wackos. P.S. The guy predicted NOTHING accurately, therefore it's all CRAP. period. No excuses.
Boy I'm really dreading that economic crisis in '04 and armed uprisings in '05...oh wait it's 2011 and I remember the economy was pretty decent up until 2008 and even as bad as things are now aren't as bad as he said! Maybe he shouldn't have given specific dates on a recorded program like a moron so at least conspiracy nuts would believe him!
I guess everyone's hear the latest breakthrough as of a few days ago saying time travel may be possible at least at a subatomic level.
I wonder if something I've stumbled across could open new doors in scientific research. If you follow my link to see my first upload "Witness a Miracle" you'll see what I'm talking about. The first few moments after it comes into focus are key to watch, and it easier to see full screen. I swear this footage is genuine. p.s I'm not selling anything.
They say its impossible to travel at the speed of light but who says you have to physicaly travel, When you shine a light through a glass pyramid it bends light in different colours, So if I was to stand inside the glass pyramid and they closed the pyramid up with me in it as this light or even a laser was shined into it then I would be bending with that light which means I would basicaly be traveling through time with light even tho Im standing still or even seeing into the past or future. =D
Let's say time travel is theoretically possible that you can get from point A to point B. Aren't you required to build a time travel device in point B in order to get back to point A. Let's say point B is in the past: 1960, technology and resources aren't available yet to build the machine and your vast superior intelligence wasn't developed yet in the past, so with two obvious obstacles, you will stuck in the past which will alter your future from preventing you to be born. mind bending paradox
Prediction at 8:18: "A year later, in about the fall of 2005, he gets to the point when we almost have an armed uprising. The military will have to step in to create order and install a new government."
This prediction seems to be describing hurricane Katrina.
i got a time machine too but it broke :( now all it does is heat my food up. when my food gets cold my time machine brings it back to the past when it was warm ahhahahahhaahahhaahahhahahah.... this guy at the end is a fckin moron... this is my first hate comments
Looks like we can safely say he will die of brain cancer or a brain tumor also I think he sits on that manget with that band around his head on his cock..and to many late night vodoos
Herein lies the proof of a false prophet: If even ONE thing does not happen as this person predicts, he is as trustworthy as a Weiner wedding vow. The biblical definition of a prophet does not deal in accuracy percentages, eg :Sylvia Browne (the so-called psychic) is accurate 64% of the time. Mr Agge and his "time machine" are full of pigeon poo. Everybody KNOWS the U.S. is in for "tough times in the future"- and No, the gov did NOT have to quell an up-rising in '05! Funny how he missed Katrina!
Light clocks do NOT show that traveling faster then light makes time run backwards. Just because traveling fast makes it slow down and going at the speed of light makes time stop does not mean going even faster makes it reverse. Using the light clock formula, your time would be a complex number, not a negative number. I bet nobody has really thought that through.
seriously but out your not smart enough to understand the subject that is why you need to study more basic thigamajigs and work your way up to that there space time stuff.
your always moving forward through space even if you can go in an opposite direction to another direction there is only one direction but gravity creates the illusion of up, down, left, right, in truth it can be whatever you want to be thus there is one direction in space and only one direction in time.
Ok.1 ich bin deutsch und ich kann deutsch reden. das wir das mal klar stellen. und deine blöde anmache und dein sinnloses beleidigen macht dich nicht schlauer. sondern lässt dich nur dümmer aussehen da es in deinen augen der einzige ausweg ist. Und du brauchst hier auch nicht mit deinem "grammatischen deutsch
auftreten und so mit zu versuchen dein Niveu im gegensatz zu jedem anderen hier "anspruchsvoller aussehen zu lassen". Du möchtegern deutsch lehrer/rassist
and its absolute horse shit that you can "speed up" time.
that would be of absolute no use to "go into the future" a 50th of a second, thats just bullshit calculations that have been pulled out of some physicists ass.
@philjay666 If you could buld a ship that could go 650 million miles per hour that would be akin to one year on earth... ofcourse a 650M mph ship isn't so easy to come across but it is very possible if we survive long enough to develop sufficient technology.
first of all to not burn to death instantly long before you reach even close to that speed is propostrous and would only be possible in a vacuum, therefore outter space. to travel at that speed youd need a straight line and to find stretches where you can accelerate to that speed and keep it going long enough for a noticable differance to be made would also be impossible.
so hence, it is impossible. no matter how far we get with technology.
@philjay666 Is anything really impossible? I would say we don't know enough about anything to know for sure... but tbh I was slighty drunk when writing that comment :)
hold on.. if increasing velocity slows down time then why does that astronaut go a tiny bit to the future? I am trying to understand this bit. Can someone please please help!!!
@pichkari8636 for the astronaut his time runs slower than the time on earth, so it means when he returns to the earth he is way ahead of his time and that means he has travelled to the future.
@pichkari8636 for the astronaut his time runs slower than the time on earth, so it means when he returns to the earth he is way ahead of his time and that means he has travelled to the future.
@pichkari8636@pichkari8636 for the astronaut his time runs slower than the time on earth, so it means when he returns to the earth he is way ahead of his time and that means he has travelled to the future.
@elsincero2008 HAHAHA sorry, but I really just burst out laughing. I really think there must be some way to time travel, but it can't be as easy as this guy is assuming...Thank you for this hilarious comment! on sale...lol :)
@TiCkFLiP I hope i can make a bid for this time machine on ebay!! Yeah i was really interested on the video but your right,, this guy is a yoyo! what a joke! why would they even added this guy in the video! ruin everything!!
@MrJikkii Who says no one will ever in the whole universe be able to travel faster than light? Einstein did, bit narrow minded don't you think? I suppose thinking is strange to you mr jerky
The fat lady (and it had to be real fat one to be a real american) said "If I'd run into a dinosaur I wouldn't know how to kill it or capture it..."
How about just leaving it alone you freak?!?
That's why the world dislike americans so much and that's why anyone with a minimum of understanding how things really work in this world knows that the true villain of the world, tha true axis-of-evil of the world is the unitated states of fucking america...
@shartstastegood ooh, the american fat kid got upset with a truthful comment on YT?
Don't be sad, go stuff yourself with some junk-food, go watch some fox-news to reinforce the brainwashing that makes you believe that america is a good country, the number one, not evil at all and that the war in Iraq wasn't illegal at all (making bush one of the worst war criminals ever) and right after that go watch some american-gladiator to keep your lobotomized mind away from wanting to have its own thoughts
@tommytalks77 I don't support the war in Iraq. I'm not fat. In fact, I'm far from it. Maybe you should accept the fact that not all Americans are fat tards. American Gladiators? Really? That ignorant show went out a long time ago. I'm sure you are a loser that depends on your Government. That's common though of inferior people.
@shartstastegood I don't give a shit if you are not fat, it doesn't change the fact that if someone is talking to an american person the odds are in favor of that person being fat, ignorant and with an assumption that they are better than the rest even though they have no information to base that assumption on(seeing that the vast majority of americans have no passport and know virtually nothing about the world and it's inhabitants).
@tommytalks77 I understand that your country spreads propaganda just like ours and that is why you don't understand us. I have traveled abroad and I know that most people regardless of their culture all have the same thing in common. Which is to simply survive and live in peace. Governments have destroyed that lifestyle. Not people. Not me. Not you. You see us as fat because of TV. I see you as a person because that is the truth. So take your bullshit elsewhere. We don't need it.
Well, clearly none of that happened because he warned us...duh. But in stopping it someone disturbed a butterfly that flapped it's wing the wrong way and caused hurricane Katrina, which is why he didn't mention it. Hello...
@HennoGarvey what does living alone and sex have to do with anything, oh i forgot you Americans are pre disposed to idiotic sayings just because the are used commonly... get something new to say, for uck sake its 2010 your still using an analogy from the 60's, shows how stupid most americans are
@tomchang79 iagree so long as the people who believe in god and or jesus are treated the same way though because that fairytale is much more impossible
@SuperFeimer Fucking right mate, what the fuck is that bloke on about? I can't believe people buy this shit, seriously. His time machine was hilarious.
in moment of calamaties time slows, when you sleep time is not felt, when you are having fun time is fast. when you wake up happy and move fast time is slow. when you are lazy you make it late to work time is slow althought 1 hour is more than enough for you yesterday to get ready for work :-P..
HAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA HA ha HA aAH ahaAHAH HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah ill bring my brainwaves down and by the way IM A CRAZY PERSON!!!
At 08:52 ..."and this is the time coil and then we have the electronic box" - oh so thats how a time machine works - its certainly a lot simpler than the Tardis.
@hang99 if you travel in time then you pass through different stations of life, any station before the one ahead is past and the former is the present.
if we can freeze humans and bring them alive, then they travel in time 100 years pass like a second to them.
if wormholes do exist, then it just shortens the space and spacetime but not necessarily change the phenomena, for example u'll go 50 years in the future, a womhole would just shorten the spacetime for u it means u'll be moving too fast outside of time but it's still u wouldn't see ur other self in the future.
i went to the future mommy!!! o wait i was in a coma from being shocked. mmm well mmm o well it was working cause the magnet was hot. mmm yep just imagine (key word) you are in this place
1. Time must be real as then just as we can remember we would be free to pre-member
2. Time cannot have a beginning, its purely sense making, either time is circular and in that sense a beginning had the end beforehand.
3. also if you attempted to travel faster than the speed of light, time would reverse, if time stopped completely of course how can you perform the act of going faster, maybe an external force could perform the act, yet if you went back in time, you would not be going faster.
Phonecord Bandana!!! hAHAHAHA!!
e7jfqq9s 4 days ago
Time Coil made of a phone cord!! That should work! O_o
e7jfqq9s 4 days ago
only in america do you find someone like that .... suck stupid retards
MacTelar007 1 week ago
Omg is that where the napoleon dynamite time machine comes from?
rbairos1 2 weeks ago
LMAO at the time coils guy. To think I was watching this to learn some genuine philosophical arguments about theoretical physics. These people are nuts.
CIRCLECIX 3 weeks ago
none of this guy's predictions came true. why do they even feature people like this on a supposedly scientific program? kinda takes away from the credibility of it.
qwyzl 2 months ago
@qwyzl
Agreed! What rubbish.
Mattwad 1 month ago
That "device" was never intended for time travel. It is an early and very crude model of a device used to facilitate communication between the brain and a computer or similar equipment. I have a suspicion that this guy found this "device" at a flea market or something, no one knew what it was, and he managed to convince himself that it was a time travel device. A subconscious attempt to legitimize delusions?
gmecomber 2 months ago
the time coils guy is priceless,I laughed for hours
jmbs0088 2 months ago
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AllThreeWitches 3 months ago
Why is this intelligent documentary wasting time (excuse the pun) on these new-age nut jobs? This is supposed to he about science! Not pseudo science fantasy rubbish bullshit! I'm disappointed that this scientific show devoted time to drawing attention to these wackos. P.S. The guy predicted NOTHING accurately, therefore it's all CRAP. period. No excuses.
AllThreeWitches 3 months ago 4
Boy I'm really dreading that economic crisis in '04 and armed uprisings in '05...oh wait it's 2011 and I remember the economy was pretty decent up until 2008 and even as bad as things are now aren't as bad as he said! Maybe he shouldn't have given specific dates on a recorded program like a moron so at least conspiracy nuts would believe him!
SovietCanukistan 3 months ago
without the mind it wouldn't work... well then we can safely say it doesn't work then can't we.
TheMogulmonster 4 months ago
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I guess everyone's hear the latest breakthrough as of a few days ago saying time travel may be possible at least at a subatomic level.
I wonder if something I've stumbled across could open new doors in scientific research. If you follow my link to see my first upload "Witness a Miracle" you'll see what I'm talking about. The first few moments after it comes into focus are key to watch, and it easier to see full screen. I swear this footage is genuine. p.s I'm not selling anything.
veracityfilms 4 months ago in playlist DOC :TIME TRAVEL
LOL, the universe is crazy, ultimate truth!!!
avalanche1115 4 months ago
They say its impossible to travel at the speed of light but who says you have to physicaly travel, When you shine a light through a glass pyramid it bends light in different colours, So if I was to stand inside the glass pyramid and they closed the pyramid up with me in it as this light or even a laser was shined into it then I would be bending with that light which means I would basicaly be traveling through time with light even tho Im standing still or even seeing into the past or future. =D
McSkippy12891 5 months ago
I can see the future too...Aggie is in a warm safe place wearing a nice white jacket
sensationaldenny 5 months ago
Let's say time travel is theoretically possible that you can get from point A to point B. Aren't you required to build a time travel device in point B in order to get back to point A. Let's say point B is in the past: 1960, technology and resources aren't available yet to build the machine and your vast superior intelligence wasn't developed yet in the past, so with two obvious obstacles, you will stuck in the past which will alter your future from preventing you to be born. mind bending paradox
kfki 6 months ago
An old telephone cord is th "TIME COIL"! ASSHOLE!
cfrancisco74 6 months ago
This is surprisingly easy to masturbate too.
nextinline777 6 months ago
Prediction at 8:18: "A year later, in about the fall of 2005, he gets to the point when we almost have an armed uprising. The military will have to step in to create order and install a new government."
This prediction seems to be describing hurricane Katrina.
helpermethod 6 months ago
i got a time machine too but it broke :( now all it does is heat my food up. when my food gets cold my time machine brings it back to the past when it was warm ahhahahahhaahahhaahahhahahah.... this guy at the end is a fckin moron... this is my first hate comments
dannyrambo1 6 months ago 2
Common sense is the less common of senses...
dryucateco 6 months ago
Looks like we can safely say he will die of brain cancer or a brain tumor also I think he sits on that manget with that band around his head on his cock..and to many late night vodoos
chess747 7 months ago
"..and I picked up a newspaper and I was able to read that newspaper and that newspaper was 6 months into the future"
Mmm... because he was in a "time coil" induced coma" maybe?? XD
Loopysquish 7 months ago
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dont know who is more stupid.. the time coil guy or the documentary producer LoL
demx9 7 months ago
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demx9 7 months ago
Herein lies the proof of a false prophet: If even ONE thing does not happen as this person predicts, he is as trustworthy as a Weiner wedding vow. The biblical definition of a prophet does not deal in accuracy percentages, eg :Sylvia Browne (the so-called psychic) is accurate 64% of the time. Mr Agge and his "time machine" are full of pigeon poo. Everybody KNOWS the U.S. is in for "tough times in the future"- and No, the gov did NOT have to quell an up-rising in '05! Funny how he missed Katrina!
talitakoomi 7 months ago
@talitakoomi Really? Search videos for "hurricane katrina gun confiscation" and you will rethink.
helpermethod 6 months ago
hey, wanna make d gr8 time machine???
if u hav old wired telephone, yes u can! but if
u use cordless phone , sorry!!!
thejaydeep1 8 months ago
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thejaydeep1 8 months ago
lady shut ur lieing fat mouth up!
Shanegilldesigner 8 months ago
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Light clocks do NOT show that traveling faster then light makes time run backwards. Just because traveling fast makes it slow down and going at the speed of light makes time stop does not mean going even faster makes it reverse. Using the light clock formula, your time would be a complex number, not a negative number. I bet nobody has really thought that through.
anticorncob6 8 months ago
@philjay666
You need to watch Stephen Hawkings videos on travelling around a black hole and it's effects on percieved time.
So much bullshit in these comments, idiots acting as if their "theories" have any actual research or calculation to support them.
Maybe you should all shut up and keep your "look how smart I fink I is" to yourselves.
bledonyou 8 months ago
Well his predictions weren't exactly right were they. Full of shit.
Killerer 8 months ago
what a bunch of crap
EnavSounds 8 months ago
"The time coil" aka a cord
ltshinta 8 months ago
"I can feel the machine working because the magnet is really hot" hahaha.
teaandcupcakesful 8 months ago
Where's the flux capicator?
jzaguze 8 months ago
Jesus christ. Im watching some knob with a 56k modem stuck up his arse.
webbusinesskit 8 months ago
MIND MACHINE INTERFACE DEVICE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
WhereTheyAre 8 months ago
SHOULD WE REALLY BE FILMING AND LAUGHING AT MENTAL PATIENTS ! THESE PEOPLE ARE ILL.
BARRYGILLESPIE1 9 months ago 8
that machine looks like the one that was in napolean dynomite haha
xshadyjokerx 10 months ago
@xshadyjokerx I forgot the crystals!!1
Everyman1337 8 months ago
Holy shit, I didn't know old phone cords could be used as time coils!
Shadyhunter04 10 months ago
lol its 2011 an only one thing that he said has come true this is why you cant belive those crazy ppl in the street corner
eternaldawn391 10 months ago
lol its 2010 an only one thing that he said has come true this is why you cant belive those crazy ppl in the street corner
eternaldawn391 10 months ago
seriously but out your not smart enough to understand the subject that is why you need to study more basic thigamajigs and work your way up to that there space time stuff.
PBRjunkie 10 months ago
why do they talk to some nut
alszon 10 months ago 2
I believe anything a blurry man in a bright blue suit tells me. Thats how I got my sister pregnant.
dsac6007 11 months ago
two types of time travelers: (1) nuts and bolts, (2) just plain nuts...
abobjenkins 11 months ago 2
THE DREADED TIME COIL!!!!!!
thatkindofguy234 11 months ago
this guy is full of crap
retrotronikal 11 months ago
lady just take pictures
retrotronikal 11 months ago
She doesn't time travel because she's scared of dinosaurs. OK :)
LetsGoFcukingMental 11 months ago
Wow this guy with the phone cord around his head is totally insane! How does he function outside his house!
ummagumma00 11 months ago
you can speed up time and slow it down but never go in the other direction.
deanmullen10 1 year ago
your always moving forward through space even if you can go in an opposite direction to another direction there is only one direction but gravity creates the illusion of up, down, left, right, in truth it can be whatever you want to be thus there is one direction in space and only one direction in time.
deanmullen10 1 year ago
so tell me this, if theres pleny of time travelers, why arent they all millionairs?
wouldnt it be fucking easy to take a look at a lottery ticket in the future and send it to the past and win?
philjay666 1 year ago
@philjay666
your obviously stupid :)
predatortheme 11 months ago
@predatortheme
LMFAO!!!
the correct abbreviation of "YOU ARE" would be YOU'RE" and NOT "YOUR".
hence, you are the fucking idiot.
hahahaha
now lets slow down time, so it really sinks in that you are illiterate. :P
philjay666 11 months ago
@philjay666
making jokes of a german guy writing non gramatical english on the internet is very poor and needss special medical attention in my eyes
predatortheme 11 months ago
@predatortheme
Die Ausrede das du Deutsch bist, kannst du dir in deinen weit offenen Schwulen Arsch stecken.
Ich bin auch Deutsch und kann mich perfekt auf Englisch artikulieren.
Also ist das die lahmste Ausrede die es giebt.
I also find it very poor and think it needs a special kind of attention to come up with such a lame ass excuse for inadecuate articulation.
since i am also german and can articulate myself adecuately in english.
fucking loser
philjay666 11 months ago
@philjay666
Ok.1 ich bin deutsch und ich kann deutsch reden. das wir das mal klar stellen. und deine blöde anmache und dein sinnloses beleidigen macht dich nicht schlauer. sondern lässt dich nur dümmer aussehen da es in deinen augen der einzige ausweg ist. Und du brauchst hier auch nicht mit deinem "grammatischen deutsch
auftreten und so mit zu versuchen dein Niveu im gegensatz zu jedem anderen hier "anspruchsvoller aussehen zu lassen". Du möchtegern deutsch lehrer/rassist
predatortheme 11 months ago
@philjay666 Why would you need to be a millionaire if you've mastered time... anyway we don't think you can go back in time, just forward.
LetsGoFcukingMental 11 months ago
@LetsGoFcukingMental
you wouldnt NEED to, but definitely would.
easiest thing to do is get lottery numbers.
and its absolute horse shit that you can "speed up" time.
that would be of absolute no use to "go into the future" a 50th of a second, thats just bullshit calculations that have been pulled out of some physicists ass.
philjay666 11 months ago
@philjay666 If you could buld a ship that could go 650 million miles per hour that would be akin to one year on earth... ofcourse a 650M mph ship isn't so easy to come across but it is very possible if we survive long enough to develop sufficient technology.
LetsGoFcukingMental 11 months ago
@LetsGoFcukingMental
thats impossible.
first of all to not burn to death instantly long before you reach even close to that speed is propostrous and would only be possible in a vacuum, therefore outter space. to travel at that speed youd need a straight line and to find stretches where you can accelerate to that speed and keep it going long enough for a noticable differance to be made would also be impossible.
so hence, it is impossible. no matter how far we get with technology.
philjay666 11 months ago
@philjay666 Is anything really impossible? I would say we don't know enough about anything to know for sure... but tbh I was slighty drunk when writing that comment :)
LetsGoFcukingMental 11 months ago
i think hi was wacthing back to the future the news papel part was the exacthy like marty in 1956
tiringale 1 year ago
hold on.. if increasing velocity slows down time then why does that astronaut go a tiny bit to the future? I am trying to understand this bit. Can someone please please help!!!
pichkari8636 1 year ago
@pichkari8636 for the astronaut his time runs slower than the time on earth, so it means when he returns to the earth he is way ahead of his time and that means he has travelled to the future.
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@pichkari8636 for the astronaut his time runs slower than the time on earth, so it means when he returns to the earth he is way ahead of his time and that means he has travelled to the future.
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@pichkari8636 @pichkari8636 for the astronaut his time runs slower than the time on earth, so it means when he returns to the earth he is way ahead of his time and that means he has travelled to the future.
thebutleress 1 year ago
Sorry but this guy is crazy!!
nagone11 1 year ago
he is clearly a complete idiot, but what if everything he said is true and we avoided it all because he saw it. What if.
davidwooding 1 year ago
i saw that machine at Walmart...... it was on sale!!!!
elsincero2008 1 year ago
@elsincero2008 HAHAHA sorry, but I really just burst out laughing. I really think there must be some way to time travel, but it can't be as easy as this guy is assuming...Thank you for this hilarious comment! on sale...lol :)
BabylonRemix 1 year ago
maybe we better steal hyperspeed from the power rangers LOL.
james64468 1 year ago
"I can feel the machine working becose the magnet is really hot" hahah thats called a short circuit :P
4TheTurtle 1 year ago
@4TheTurtle
fucking lost the game bigtime when he said that ! very nearly pissed myself.
emperorcolt 1 year ago
hmm must have been a parallel dimension, but no I'm not ready to accept that unless I try it
dfer159632 1 year ago
I do believe that time travel will one day be possible, but this guy on the video is seriously fucked up in the head lol.
exreds 1 year ago
@exreds which guy? theres a lot
dfer159632 1 year ago
Wait a mintue. 2005 came & went. I don't remember no armed uprising! Oh, thats right, I forgot. This guy is nuts.
walkwizzy 1 year ago
haha "time coil"
LDCxTRANCExLDC 1 year ago
Haha fucking classic. Wat a weird man
EuroGp1 1 year ago
I LITERALLY "LOL" IRL AT THAT MAN...
FyirexShinObi 1 year ago
LOL! Al pacino is traveling through time. lol!
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Lunage1 1 year ago
"I can feel the machine working because the magnet is very hot". Its what happens when you apply electricity you twat
ipurush 1 year ago
Lol the military stepping in to restore order after riots :P sure that happened XD
13Musicmachine 1 year ago
"I hang this here 'er, time coil on my here ding dong, ah wait a minute maam, that there telephone ain't workin so good no more"
Telimaktar 1 year ago
At 8:40 was his "electromagnet" a dildo?
mzyzer19 1 year ago
you dont capture dinosaurs you run
pizzawthfrenchfrys 1 year ago
I have a prediction that this guy is going to end up in a mental hospital... I can guarantee that !
andresl286 1 year ago
Everything made quite a lot of sense until the idiot in the end appeared with his magnetic dildo. lol
lorf6 1 year ago 33
hahahaha... i was taking this programe serious until this wacko with the phonecord around his head started talking... lol how hillarious.!!!
TiCkFLiP 1 year ago 36
@TiCkFLiP I hope i can make a bid for this time machine on ebay!! Yeah i was really interested on the video but your right,, this guy is a yoyo! what a joke! why would they even added this guy in the video! ruin everything!!
jimenezjamz 8 months ago
@TiCkFLiP NO DOUBT!!! This is just like the time machine in "Napoleon Dynamite"!!! HAHAHA!! There are suckers EVERYWHERE!!!
talitakoomi 7 months ago
@TiCkFLiP I couldn't stop laughing even after I knew it was coming up. I don't know how they filmed this without laughing. lol
russianblueOrDeath 4 months ago
When you look at the stars at night, you are actually looking into the past...
Sildesalaten 1 year ago
@Sildesalaten yup, thats a great example of Einstein's theory that everything in time happens at the same moment.
DoesNotExist305 1 year ago
We are supposed to take this program seriously? They waste time by giving creedence to a bunch of nut jobs who claim to be time travelers?
IMInnocent07 1 year ago
Dude FAILs with his future predictions.
Hotora86 1 year ago
I hate the music on these things
samocska9 1 year ago
9:49 'without the mind i doubt it will work'... yeh or 'without magic mushrooms i doubt it will work'
andrewh996 1 year ago
"This particular machine is a mind, machine, interface divice." WTF!!!!!!
gooo1 1 year ago
Good call there Aggie. Worst time traveler ever.
radiofreenyc 1 year ago
If we can't travel as fast as light yet, how can that fuckwitt einstein decide that you cannot go faster than it?
yahoopig 1 year ago
@yahoopig Because to travel faster, you would obviously have to be able to travel at the same speed?? L0L Dumb ass
MrJikkii 1 year ago
@MrJikkii Who says no one will ever in the whole universe be able to travel faster than light? Einstein did, bit narrow minded don't you think? I suppose thinking is strange to you mr jerky
yahoopig 1 year ago
It stopes being informative when the guy used a telephone cord and a tin can with a stick and his imagination to travel thru time
ajayjohnson2 1 year ago
That dude is out of his mind. What the hell is he smoking? Where do you find these people?
shasha1873 1 year ago
...will be much more old, or much more dead?
TheIncredibleBAGMAN 1 year ago
1:10 music from Blade of Darkness game
teo1000t 1 year ago
someone was a little off about 2005... :)
KevonKnight 1 year ago
its amazing that we can comprehend something like this and we still have people who think man lived with dinosaurs in the world.
alexanderalexanders 1 year ago
@alexanderalexanders Karl Pilkington?
TheIncredibleBAGMAN 1 year ago
Ah, the american way of thinking...
The fat lady (and it had to be real fat one to be a real american) said "If I'd run into a dinosaur I wouldn't know how to kill it or capture it..."
How about just leaving it alone you freak?!?
That's why the world dislike americans so much and that's why anyone with a minimum of understanding how things really work in this world knows that the true villain of the world, tha true axis-of-evil of the world is the unitated states of fucking america...
tommytalks77 1 year ago
@tommytalks77 Dude... Take the time to die... Nobody needs you...
shartstastegood 1 year ago
@shartstastegood ooh, the american fat kid got upset with a truthful comment on YT?
Don't be sad, go stuff yourself with some junk-food, go watch some fox-news to reinforce the brainwashing that makes you believe that america is a good country, the number one, not evil at all and that the war in Iraq wasn't illegal at all (making bush one of the worst war criminals ever) and right after that go watch some american-gladiator to keep your lobotomized mind away from wanting to have its own thoughts
tommytalks77 1 year ago
@tommytalks77 I don't support the war in Iraq. I'm not fat. In fact, I'm far from it. Maybe you should accept the fact that not all Americans are fat tards. American Gladiators? Really? That ignorant show went out a long time ago. I'm sure you are a loser that depends on your Government. That's common though of inferior people.
shartstastegood 1 year ago
@shartstastegood I don't give a shit if you are not fat, it doesn't change the fact that if someone is talking to an american person the odds are in favor of that person being fat, ignorant and with an assumption that they are better than the rest even though they have no information to base that assumption on(seeing that the vast majority of americans have no passport and know virtually nothing about the world and it's inhabitants).
I still got three out of two, not bad...
tommytalks77 1 year ago
@tommytalks77 I understand that your country spreads propaganda just like ours and that is why you don't understand us. I have traveled abroad and I know that most people regardless of their culture all have the same thing in common. Which is to simply survive and live in peace. Governments have destroyed that lifestyle. Not people. Not me. Not you. You see us as fat because of TV. I see you as a person because that is the truth. So take your bullshit elsewhere. We don't need it.
shartstastegood 1 year ago
Well, clearly none of that happened because he warned us...duh. But in stopping it someone disturbed a butterfly that flapped it's wing the wrong way and caused hurricane Katrina, which is why he didn't mention it. Hello...
cvillekeith 1 year ago
BACK UP, MOTHER FUCKERS! That thing has a chip in it!
Kaine667 1 year ago
Its assholes like the fucking RETARD at the end of this video that take ALL CREDIBILITY away from genuine research into time travel.
meowkid47 1 year ago
LOL absolutely hilarious
ForzaBarca88 1 year ago
lol the time machine is exactly like in napoleon dynamite
kraftdinner18 1 year ago
so next time a satellite goes into space. put a clock in it so we can see how much time the satellite skipped or took extra.. :P
AridarPolindor 1 year ago
lol i'm sure when he was asked 'how fast' he said 'really REALLY fast'. because that's such a scientific answer. (sarcasm)
xblindside7290 1 year ago
Time coils, for christ sake. What a prick. Am I right in guessing that this man lives alone and has never had sex?
HennoGarvey 1 year ago
@HennoGarvey what does living alone and sex have to do with anything, oh i forgot you Americans are pre disposed to idiotic sayings just because the are used commonly... get something new to say, for uck sake its 2010 your still using an analogy from the 60's, shows how stupid most americans are
GesusKhrist 1 year ago
@GesusKhrist Thanks for your hilarious comments, lol.
I'm sure that bloke has a beautiful wife and a wholesome sex life. (As to suggest otherwise is a 1960's American anology).
Do you believe this bloke about his timecoils etc? Do you?
I'm laughing as I write this, as I'm actually British, live in the North East of England and dislike Americans as much as you,
So you are the plonker here, sonny.
HennoGarvey 1 year ago
that new paper must of had the lotto number on it!! =P
suneel7 1 year ago
@suneel7
*newspaper
suneel7 1 year ago
Fail.
EllysaE 1 year ago
Holy crap, these so-called time travelers needs to be institutionalized... They are clearly mentally ill...
tomchang79 1 year ago
@tomchang79 iagree so long as the people who believe in god and or jesus are treated the same way though because that fairytale is much more impossible
GesusKhrist 1 year ago
If you believe this guy, you're a fucking idiot.
SuperFeimer 1 year ago
@SuperFeimer Fucking right mate, what the fuck is that bloke on about? I can't believe people buy this shit, seriously. His time machine was hilarious.
HennoGarvey 1 year ago
this sucks, that man is probably crazy
myzterygift143 1 year ago
Aggie's time machine is like Napoleon Dynamite's
legatoslide47 1 year ago 2
Sooo...we put a telephone coil around our heads and that brings us back in time...oooooh-kaaay...
foneill9 1 year ago
Since the magnet is hot, it is a time machine.
007rosin 1 year ago
"If I ran into a dinosaur, I wouldn't know how to kill it or capture it."
You better worry more about how to get the hell away from it.
007rosin 1 year ago
@007rosin Im pretty sure she could eat it.
meowkid47 1 year ago
in moment of calamaties time slows, when you sleep time is not felt, when you are having fun time is fast. when you wake up happy and move fast time is slow. when you are lazy you make it late to work time is slow althought 1 hour is more than enough for you yesterday to get ready for work :-P..
Wisdombluetooth 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA HA ha HA aAH ahaAHAH HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah ill bring my brainwaves down and by the way IM A CRAZY PERSON!!!
DALordOfTheLabyrinth 1 year ago
At 08:52 ..."and this is the time coil and then we have the electronic box" - oh so thats how a time machine works - its certainly a lot simpler than the Tardis.
This guy is about as genuine as his wig
AlanTTT3 1 year ago
' I might find myself infront of a dinosaur and I wont know how to kill it' what a cop out
greatorderofchaos 1 year ago
This is too glitzy to be considered an informative documentary! :|
kskthesmart 1 year ago
The magnate is probably getting hot because your hand is about to blow up.
nando323 1 year ago
wow, a guy went into the future by wraping a telphone cable round his head, either that or he just did way too much acid..
TheAmazingOzzy 1 year ago
I guess meditation could be a form of time travel?
hang99 1 year ago
@hang99 if you travel in time then you pass through different stations of life, any station before the one ahead is past and the former is the present.
if we can freeze humans and bring them alive, then they travel in time 100 years pass like a second to them.
Wisdombluetooth 1 year ago
if wormholes do exist, then it just shortens the space and spacetime but not necessarily change the phenomena, for example u'll go 50 years in the future, a womhole would just shorten the spacetime for u it means u'll be moving too fast outside of time but it's still u wouldn't see ur other self in the future.
FlyNDanz 1 year ago
US Economy in 2004 Registers Highest Growth in Five Years.
:-)
reafdaw01 1 year ago
@reafdaw01 really, that's a smack on the face for him then. But oh man... another failure
giriisindahouse 1 year ago
INCOMING CRAZY OLD PERSON.
PKStarstormDX 1 year ago
he also sells snake oil, and bridges if you are interested
masluxx 1 year ago
time coil?? It looked like a phone charger for a car. ahh what the wonders of drugs makes you believe
bumbles098 1 year ago
ROTFLMAO @ the nutter at 8:18 and his ludicrous claims that obviously didn't come true
rogueposter 1 year ago
i went to the future mommy!!! o wait i was in a coma from being shocked. mmm well mmm o well it was working cause the magnet was hot. mmm yep just imagine (key word) you are in this place
soulelemanator 1 year ago
just build the flux capaceter! lol
ShiningStarWriter1 1 year ago
Well Einsteins theory of time explains Superman 1 I guess
Undergroundlich 1 year ago
@Undergroundlich no cause he can travle faster than a bullet. not light.
soulelemanator 1 year ago
if einstein is alive i think einstein will hit this man with a sledgehammer on his face so that this man can really feel that his time traveling
kadaj187 1 year ago 9
It would have been such a goof to see this guy electrocute himself on video.
nonthere 1 year ago
Ok, Let my use my mind to hop in the time portal, oh wait, I ran out of drugs
matta173 1 year ago 35
@matta173 I got some :o)
TheBaschtl 1 year ago
@matta173 -_-
AaAzZzVv 1 year ago
nah meng, he just went to another parrallel universe of 2005
evilelf11 1 year ago
You want to speed up or slow down time, drugs they make things like that happen since the beginning of time.
Sony1285 1 year ago
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
danielczh 1 year ago 3
drugs are goooooood
nelg321 1 year ago
1. Time must be real as then just as we can remember we would be free to pre-member
2. Time cannot have a beginning, its purely sense making, either time is circular and in that sense a beginning had the end beforehand.
3. also if you attempted to travel faster than the speed of light, time would reverse, if time stopped completely of course how can you perform the act of going faster, maybe an external force could perform the act, yet if you went back in time, you would not be going faster.
The2012phenomneon 1 year ago
7:01 fuck that the dino would run away from you ya fuckin nutter
robertceeisblazin 1 year ago