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  • Phonecord Bandana!!! hAHAHAHA!!

  • Time Coil made of a phone cord!! That should work! O_o

  • only in america do you find someone like that .... suck stupid retards

  • Omg is that where the napoleon dynamite time machine comes from?

  • LMAO at the time coils guy. To think I was watching this to learn some genuine philosophical arguments about theoretical physics. These people are nuts.

  • none of this guy's predictions came true. why do they even feature people like this on a supposedly scientific program? kinda takes away from the credibility of it.

  • @qwyzl

    Agreed! What rubbish.

  • That "device" was never intended for time travel. It is an early and very crude model of a device used to facilitate communication between the brain and a computer or similar equipment. I have a suspicion that this guy found this "device" at a flea market or something, no one knew what it was, and he managed to convince himself that it was a time travel device. A subconscious attempt to legitimize delusions?

  • the time coils guy is priceless,I laughed for hours

  • be*

  • Why is this intelligent documentary wasting time (excuse the pun) on these new-age nut jobs? This is supposed to he about science! Not pseudo science fantasy rubbish bullshit! I'm disappointed that this scientific show devoted time to drawing attention to these wackos. P.S. The guy predicted NOTHING accurately, therefore it's all CRAP. period. No excuses.

  • Boy I'm really dreading that economic crisis in '04 and armed uprisings in '05...oh wait it's 2011 and I remember the economy was pretty decent up until 2008 and even as bad as things are now aren't as bad as he said! Maybe he shouldn't have given specific dates on a recorded program like a moron so at least conspiracy nuts would believe him!

  • without the mind it wouldn't work... well then we can safely say it doesn't work then can't we.

  • LOL, the universe is crazy, ultimate truth!!!

  • They say its impossible to travel at the speed of light but who says you have to physicaly travel, When you shine a light through a glass pyramid it bends light in different colours, So if I was to stand inside the glass pyramid and they closed the pyramid up with me in it as this light or even a laser was shined into it then I would be bending with that light which means I would basicaly be traveling through time with light even tho Im standing still or even seeing into the past or future. =D

  • I can see the future too...Aggie is in a warm safe place wearing a nice white jacket

  • Let's say time travel is theoretically possible that you can get from point A to point B. Aren't you required to build a time travel device in point B in order to get back to point A. Let's say point B is in the past: 1960, technology and resources aren't available yet to build the machine and your vast superior intelligence wasn't developed yet in the past, so with two obvious obstacles, you will stuck in the past which will alter your future from preventing you to be born. mind bending paradox

  • An old telephone cord is th "TIME COIL"! ASSHOLE!

  • This is surprisingly easy to masturbate too.

  • Prediction at 8:18: "A year later, in about the fall of 2005, he gets to the point when we almost have an armed uprising. The military will have to step in to create order and install a new government."

    This prediction seems to be describing hurricane Katrina.

  • i got a time machine too but it broke :( now all it does is heat my food up. when my food gets cold my time machine brings it back to the past when it was warm ahhahahahhaahahhaahahhahahah..­.. this guy at the end is a fckin moron... this is my first hate comments

  • Common sense is the less common of senses...

  • Looks like we can safely say he will die of brain cancer or a brain tumor also I think he sits on that manget with that band around his head on his cock..and to many late night vodoos

  • "..and I picked up a newspaper and I was able to read that newspaper and that newspaper was 6 months into the future"

    Mmm... because he was in a "time coil" induced coma" maybe?? XD

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  • Herein lies the proof of a false prophet: If even ONE thing does not happen as this person predicts, he is as trustworthy as a Weiner wedding vow. The biblical definition of a prophet does not deal in accuracy percentages, eg :Sylvia Browne (the so-called psychic) is accurate 64% of the time. Mr Agge and his "time machine" are full of pigeon poo. Everybody KNOWS the U.S. is in for "tough times in the future"- and No, the gov did NOT have to quell an up-rising in '05! Funny how he missed Katrina!

  • @talitakoomi Really? Search videos for "hurricane katrina gun confiscation" and you will rethink.

  • hey, wanna make d gr8 time machine???

    if u hav old wired telephone, yes u can! but if

    u use cordless phone , sorry!!!

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  • lady shut ur lieing fat mouth up!

  • @philjay666

    You need to watch Stephen Hawkings videos on travelling around a black hole and it's effects on percieved time.

    So much bullshit in these comments, idiots acting as if their "theories" have any actual research or calculation to support them.

    Maybe you should all shut up and keep your "look how smart I fink I is" to yourselves.

  • Well his predictions weren't exactly right were they. Full of shit.

  • what a bunch of crap

  • "The time coil" aka a cord

  • "I can feel the machine working because the magnet is really hot" hahaha.

  • Where's the flux capicator?

  • Jesus christ. Im watching some knob with a 56k modem stuck up his arse.

  • MIND MACHINE INTERFACE DEVICE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

  • SHOULD WE REALLY BE FILMING AND LAUGHING AT MENTAL PATIENTS ! THESE PEOPLE ARE ILL.

  • that machine looks like the one that was in napolean dynomite haha

  • @xshadyjokerx I forgot the crystals!!1

  • Holy shit, I didn't know old phone cords could be used as time coils!

  • lol its 2011 an only one thing that he said has come true this is why you cant belive those crazy ppl in the street corner

  • lol its 2010 an only one thing that he said has come true this is why you cant belive those crazy ppl in the street corner

  • seriously but out your not smart enough to understand the subject that is why you need to study more basic thigamajigs and work your way up to that there space time stuff.

  • why do they talk to some nut

  • I believe anything a blurry man in a bright blue suit tells me. Thats how I got my sister pregnant.

  • two types of time travelers: (1) nuts and bolts, (2) just plain nuts...

  • THE DREADED TIME COIL!!!!!!

  • this guy is full of crap

  • lady just take pictures

  • She doesn't time travel because she's scared of dinosaurs. OK :)

  • Wow this guy with the phone cord around his head is totally insane! How does he function outside his house!

  • you can speed up time and slow it down but never go in the other direction.

  • your always moving forward through space even if you can go in an opposite direction to another direction there is only one direction but gravity creates the illusion of up, down, left, right, in truth it can be whatever you want to be thus there is one direction in space and only one direction in time.

  • so tell me this, if theres pleny of time travelers, why arent they all millionairs?

    wouldnt it be fucking easy to take a look at a lottery ticket in the future and send it to the past and win?

  • @philjay666

    your obviously stupid :)

  • @predatortheme

    LMFAO!!!

    the correct abbreviation of "YOU ARE" would be YOU'RE" and NOT "YOUR".

    hence, you are the fucking idiot.

    hahahaha

    now lets slow down time, so it really sinks in that you are illiterate. :P

  • @philjay666

    making jokes of a german guy writing non gramatical english on the internet is very poor and needss special medical attention in my eyes

  • @predatortheme

    Die Ausrede das du Deutsch bist, kannst du dir in deinen weit offenen Schwulen Arsch stecken.

    Ich bin auch Deutsch und kann mich perfekt auf Englisch artikulieren.

    Also ist das die lahmste Ausrede die es giebt.

    I also find it very poor and think it needs a special kind of attention to come up with such a lame ass excuse for inadecuate articulation.

    since i am also german and can articulate myself adecuately in english.

    fucking loser

  • @philjay666

    Ok.1 ich bin deutsch und ich kann deutsch reden. das wir das mal klar stellen. und deine blöde anmache und dein sinnloses beleidigen macht dich nicht schlauer. sondern lässt dich nur dümmer aussehen da es in deinen augen der einzige ausweg ist. Und du brauchst hier auch nicht mit deinem "grammatischen deutsch

    auftreten und so mit zu versuchen dein Niveu im gegensatz zu jedem anderen hier "anspruchsvoller aussehen zu lassen". Du möchtegern deutsch lehrer/rassist

  • @philjay666 Why would you need to be a millionaire if you've mastered time... anyway we don't think you can go back in time, just forward.

  • @LetsGoFcukingMental

    you wouldnt NEED to, but definitely would.

    easiest thing to do is get lottery numbers.

    and its absolute horse shit that you can "speed up" time.

    that would be of absolute no use to "go into the future" a 50th of a second, thats just bullshit calculations that have been pulled out of some physicists ass.

  • @philjay666 If you could buld a ship that could go 650 million miles per hour that would be akin to one year on earth... ofcourse a 650M mph ship isn't so easy to come across but it is very possible if we survive long enough to develop sufficient technology.

  • @LetsGoFcukingMental

    thats impossible.

    first of all to not burn to death instantly long before you reach even close to that speed is propostrous and would only be possible in a vacuum, therefore outter space. to travel at that speed youd need a straight line and to find stretches where you can accelerate to that speed and keep it going long enough for a noticable differance to be made would also be impossible.

    so hence, it is impossible. no matter how far we get with technology.

  • @philjay666 Is anything really impossible? I would say we don't know enough about anything to know for sure... but tbh I was slighty drunk when writing that comment :)

  • i think hi was wacthing back to the future the news papel part was the exacthy like marty in 1956

  • hold on.. if increasing velocity slows down time then why does that astronaut go a tiny bit to the future? I am trying to understand this bit. Can someone please please help!!!

  • @pichkari8636 for the astronaut his time runs slower than the time on earth, so it means when he returns to the earth he is way ahead of his time and that means he has travelled to the future.

  • Sorry but this guy is crazy!!

  • he is clearly a complete idiot, but what if everything he said is true and we avoided it all because he saw it. What if.

  • i saw that machine at Walmart...... it was on sale!!!!

  • @elsincero2008 HAHAHA sorry, but I really just burst out laughing. I really think there must be some way to time travel, but it can't be as easy as this guy is assuming...Thank you for this hilarious comment! on sale...lol :)

  • maybe we better steal hyperspeed from the power rangers LOL.

  • "I can feel the machine working becose the magnet is really hot" hahah thats called a short circuit :P

  • @4TheTurtle

    fucking lost the game bigtime when he said that ! very nearly pissed myself.

  • hmm must have been a parallel dimension, but no I'm not ready to accept that unless I try it

  • I do believe that time travel will one day be possible, but this guy on the video is seriously fucked up in the head lol.

  • @exreds which guy? theres a lot

  • Wait a mintue. 2005 came & went. I don't remember no armed uprising! Oh, thats right, I forgot. This guy is nuts.

  • haha "time coil"

  • Haha fucking classic. Wat a weird man

  • I LITERALLY "LOL" IRL AT THAT MAN...

  • LOL! Al pacino is traveling through time. lol!

  • "I can feel the machine working because the magnet is very hot". Its what happens when you apply electricity you twat

  • Lol the military stepping in to restore order after riots :P sure that happened XD

  • "I hang this here 'er, time coil on my here ding dong, ah wait a minute maam, that there telephone ain't workin so good no more"

  • At 8:40 was his "electromagnet" a dildo?

  • you dont capture dinosaurs you run

  • I have a prediction that this guy is going to end up in a mental hospital... I can guarantee that !

  • Everything made quite a lot of sense until the  idiot in the end appeared with his magnetic dildo. lol

  • hahahaha... i was taking this programe serious until this wacko with the phonecord around his head started talking... lol how hillarious.!!!

  • @TiCkFLiP I hope i can make a bid for this time machine on ebay!! Yeah i was really interested on the video but your right,, this guy is a yoyo! what a joke! why would they even added this guy in the video! ruin everything!!

  • @TiCkFLiP NO DOUBT!!! This is just like the time machine in "Napoleon Dynamite"!!! HAHAHA!! There are suckers EVERYWHERE!!!

  • @TiCkFLiP I couldn't stop laughing even after I knew it was coming up. I don't know how they filmed this without laughing. lol

  • When you look at the stars at night, you are actually looking into the past...

  • @Sildesalaten yup, thats a great example of Einstein's theory that everything in time happens at the same moment.

  • We are supposed to take this program seriously? They waste time by giving creedence to a bunch of nut jobs who claim to be time travelers?

  • Dude FAILs with his future predictions.

  • I hate the music on these things

  • 9:49 'without the mind i doubt it will work'... yeh or 'without magic mushrooms i doubt it will work'

  • "This particular machine is a mind, machine, interface divice." WTF!!!!!!

  • Good call there Aggie. Worst time traveler ever.

  • If we can't travel as fast as light yet, how can that fuckwitt einstein decide that you cannot go faster than it?

  • @yahoopig Because to travel faster, you would obviously have to be able to travel at the same speed?? L0L Dumb ass

  • @MrJikkii Who says no one will ever in the whole universe be able to travel faster than light? Einstein did, bit narrow minded don't you think? I suppose thinking is strange to you mr jerky

  • It stopes being informative when the guy used a telephone cord and a tin can with a stick and his imagination to travel thru time

  • That dude is out of his mind. What the hell is he smoking? Where do you find these people?

  • ...will be much more old, or much more dead?

  • 1:10 music from Blade of Darkness game

  • someone was a little off about 2005... :)

  • its amazing that we can comprehend something like this and we still have people who think man lived with dinosaurs in the world.

  • @alexanderalexanders Karl Pilkington?

  • Ah, the american way of thinking...

    The fat lady (and it had to be real fat one to be a real american) said "If I'd run into a dinosaur I wouldn't know how to kill it or capture it..."

    How about just leaving it alone you freak?!?

    That's why the world dislike americans so much and that's why anyone with a minimum of understanding how things really work in this world knows that the true villain of the world, tha true axis-of-evil of the world is the unitated states of fucking america...

  • @tommytalks77 Dude... Take the time to die... Nobody needs you...

  • @shartstastegood ooh, the american fat kid got upset with a truthful comment on YT?

    Don't be sad, go stuff yourself with some junk-food, go watch some fox-news to reinforce the brainwashing that makes you believe that america is a good country, the number one, not evil at all and that the war in Iraq wasn't illegal at all (making bush one of the worst war criminals ever) and right after that go watch some american-gladiator to keep your lobotomized mind away from wanting to have its own thoughts

  • @tommytalks77 I don't support the war in Iraq. I'm not fat. In fact, I'm far from it. Maybe you should accept the fact that not all Americans are fat tards. American Gladiators? Really? That ignorant show went out a long time ago. I'm sure you are a loser that depends on your Government. That's common though of inferior people.

  • @shartstastegood I don't give a shit if you are not fat, it doesn't change the fact that if someone is talking to an american person the odds are in favor of that person being fat, ignorant and with an assumption that they are better than the rest even though they have no information to base that assumption on(seeing that the vast majority of americans have no passport and know virtually nothing about the world and it's inhabitants).

    I still got three out of two, not bad...

  • @tommytalks77 I understand that your country spreads propaganda just like ours and that is why you don't understand us. I have traveled abroad and I know that most people regardless of their culture all have the same thing in common. Which is to simply survive and live in peace. Governments have destroyed that lifestyle. Not people. Not me. Not you. You see us as fat because of TV. I see you as a person because that is the truth. So take your bullshit elsewhere. We don't need it.

  • Well, clearly none of that happened because he warned us...duh. But in stopping it someone disturbed a butterfly that flapped it's wing the wrong way and caused hurricane Katrina, which is why he didn't mention it. Hello...

  • BACK UP, MOTHER FUCKERS! That thing has a chip in it!

  • Its assholes like the fucking RETARD at the end of this video that take ALL CREDIBILITY away from genuine research into time travel.

  • LOL absolutely hilarious

  • lol the time machine is exactly like in napoleon dynamite

  • so next time a satellite goes into space. put a clock in it so we can see how much time the satellite skipped or took extra.. :P

  • lol i'm sure when he was asked 'how fast' he said 'really REALLY fast'. because that's such a scientific answer. (sarcasm)

  • Time coils, for christ sake. What a prick. Am I right in guessing that this man lives alone and has never had sex? 

  • @HennoGarvey what does living alone and sex have to do with anything, oh i forgot you Americans are pre disposed to idiotic sayings just because the are used commonly... get something new to say, for uck sake its 2010 your still using an analogy from the 60's, shows how stupid most americans are

  • @GesusKhrist Thanks for your hilarious comments, lol.

    I'm sure that bloke has a beautiful wife and a wholesome sex life. (As to suggest otherwise is a 1960's American anology).

    Do you believe this bloke about his timecoils etc? Do you?

    I'm laughing as I write this, as I'm actually British, live in the North East of England and dislike Americans as much as you,

    So you are the plonker here, sonny.

  • that new paper must of had the lotto number on it!! =P

  • @suneel7

    *newspaper

  • Fail.

  • Holy crap, these so-called time travelers needs to be institutionalized... They are clearly mentally ill...

  • @tomchang79 iagree so long as the people who believe in god and or jesus are treated the same way though because that fairytale is much more impossible

  • If you believe this guy, you're a fucking idiot.

  • @SuperFeimer Fucking right mate, what the fuck is that bloke on about? I can't believe people buy this shit, seriously. His time machine was hilarious.

  • this sucks, that man is probably crazy

  • Aggie's time machine is like Napoleon Dynamite's

  • Sooo...we put a telephone coil around our heads and that brings us back in time...oooooh-kaaay...

  • Since the magnet is hot, it is a time machine.

  • "If I ran into a dinosaur, I wouldn't know how to kill it or capture it."

    You better worry more about how to get the hell away from it.

  • @007rosin Im pretty sure she could eat it.

  • in moment of calamaties time slows, when you sleep time is not felt, when you are having fun time is fast. when you wake up happy and move fast time is slow. when you are lazy you make it late to work time is slow althought 1 hour is more than enough for you yesterday to get ready for work :-P..

  • HAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA HA ha HA aAH ahaAHAH HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah ill bring my brainwaves down and by the way IM A CRAZY PERSON!!!

  • At 08:52 ..."and this is the time coil and then we have the electronic box" - oh so thats how a time machine works - its certainly a lot simpler than the Tardis.

    This guy is about as genuine as his wig

  • ' I might find myself infront of a dinosaur and I wont know how to kill it' what a cop out

  • This is too glitzy to be considered an informative documentary! :|

  • The magnate is probably getting hot because your hand is about to blow up.

  • wow, a guy went into the future by wraping a telphone cable round his head, either that or he just did way too much acid..

  • I guess meditation could be a form of time travel?

  • @hang99 if you travel in time then you pass through different stations of life, any station before the one ahead is past and the former is the present.

    if we can freeze humans and bring them alive, then they travel in time 100 years pass like a second to them.

  • if wormholes do exist, then it just shortens the space and spacetime but not necessarily change the phenomena, for example u'll go 50 years in the future, a womhole would just shorten the spacetime for u it means u'll be moving too fast outside of time but it's still u wouldn't see ur other self in the future.

  • US Economy in 2004 Registers Highest Growth in Five Years.

    :-)

  • @reafdaw01 really, that's a smack on the face for him then. But oh man... another failure

  • INCOMING CRAZY OLD PERSON.

  • he also sells snake oil, and bridges if you are interested

  • time coil?? It looked like a phone charger for a car. ahh what the wonders of drugs makes you believe

  • ROTFLMAO @ the nutter at 8:18 and his ludicrous claims that obviously didn't come true

  • i went to the future mommy!!! o wait i was in a coma from being shocked. mmm well mmm o well it was working cause the magnet was hot. mmm yep just imagine (key word) you are in this place

  • just build the flux capaceter! lol

  • Well Einsteins theory of time explains Superman 1 I guess

  • @Undergroundlich no cause he can travle faster than a bullet. not light.

  • if einstein is alive i think einstein will hit this man with a sledgehammer on his face so that this man can really feel that his time traveling

  • It would have been such a goof to see this guy electrocute himself on video.

  • Ok, Let my use my mind to hop in the time portal, oh wait, I ran out of drugs

  • @matta173 I got some :o)

  • @matta173 -_-

  • nah meng, he just went to another parrallel universe of 2005

  • You want to speed up or slow down time, drugs they make things like that happen since the beginning of time.

  • Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  • drugs are goooooood

  • 1. Time must be real as then just as we can remember we would be free to pre-member

    2. Time cannot have a beginning, its purely sense making, either time is circular and in that sense a beginning had the end beforehand.

    3. also if you attempted to travel faster than the speed of light, time would reverse, if time stopped completely of course how can you perform the act of going faster, maybe an external force could perform the act, yet if you went back in time, you would not be going faster.

  • 7:01 fuck that the dino would run away from you ya fuckin nutter