Five Dollar Foot Long Guy

[Goldblackdevil]

you are wasting youre time with this vid and we sate our time to watch your vids and i waste my time to post this comment

[AMMAJW]

Fucking Virgin

[mangamunki12345]

FAIL

[ShannuhHeartbreakk]

.......................

[gibbs300zx]

wow you guys are all asshats, does it make you feel good to put someone down? so i say.. why dont YOU get a life dick heads. fucking scum of the earth...

[mitrieD]

Get

A

Job?

[pur3xpk3r20]

WTF you fucking fat ass fuck get a job and a fucking life.

[rollininoldstyle]

this fucker is funny as hell

[myish08]

YOU sir are A RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[hale1373]

You love the song but you cant sing it worth a fucking peice of shit!!!!

[WTF1OMG2]

you sound like your on crack....

[racinganimal16]

hahahahaha ur soooo funny!!!! oh my goshhh i watched it 7 times!!!!

i think you should do a song about pickles and pie....cuz they are aweyyysome!!!

[Supergirl572]

im scared of this guy :'-(

[skulsta]

He says it "faive doller fut loooooong"

lol

[mykreatetyme]

Get a life

[ViancaRockz]

oh wow... my video is better

[assramp]

so is this guy autistic? Not being mean, I was just wondering if this guy was as retarded as this video is.

[assramp]

Okay, I was being mean, this is still retarded.

[Theomatrix123]

LOL! I think this is funny

[PWF]

"Dere it is. Dere's my logo. 5 dollar footlongs. I love that damn song."

Hilarious.

Get ta-ta-ta-today.

It's "It's ca-ca-catching on!" BTW.

[vln1972]

lol "his favorite song"???? dude get a life. lmao!

[luciferrisen]

Meh... so freakin' lame!

[nicoleanastas1]

vvv HAHHAHA me too

[10Tuxedo]

I'd rather walk on burning charcoal than watch this ever again.

[808loverboy]

Nice...

[ohnoesfedzilla]

EPIC

[TheCottonTop]

Shity!

[purplehaze3000]

I don't see were the funny part is

[jibchi]

0:17 wtf? random choking

[abberzz01]

this sucs

[CardboardGunsAreGay]

rofl

[blazingstarbecca]

haha this is stupid!

[jailbreakreaper]

HAAAA funny

[CaptainDebauchery]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[CaptainDebauchery]

JK man, it is funny.

[iyurfg]

lay off the footlongs

[mrpower328]

Hey Brad, can you do another video of this song with at least 2 other back up singers. That would be cool dude.

[chizukiro]

0.o *twitch*

[angelique003m]

Haha. I love this!!

[logan1544]

wtf???

[NightWalker7209]

LOL

[Replayability]

Looks like this guy is trying to rip-off Rob Bartlett. Rob Bartlett's wet fart tainted underwear has more talent. The dingleberries caught in Rob Bartlett's butthole hair have more talent.

[agentzero1]

lol

[THEJONASQUEEN32]

hahahaha!!! tooo funny!!!

[FairleighSnoboard]

itsn ot ge get ta day its " its liek their catching on"

[pimpdaddy13579]

lay off the smokes brah

[FierceDeityXeroX]

I dunno about all these bad comments, but I can't watch this without laughing out loud. "Dere's my logo."-Priceless

[PWF]

Same here. Fuck the haters. This is funny.

[Grahhmiiie]

i wanna meet him!

[ubergoo]

SOOOO FUNNY

[GlassEyes8]

That... what was that, it's like if a guy in a trenchcoat with a butcher knife smiled at you and then ran past you before you fully turned around, so you never get a clear look but just know death passed by you. That's what this video was like.

[08johnma]

did u lay in a flower bed??

[captainglucose2]

i think u suck ass

[Soiyak]

you probably hear this A LOT, can i have my wasted time back?

[impact247]

Failure.

[fullclip16117]

Horrible, just a horrible video. Unoriginal, not funny, not satirical but pointless. Throughout the 52 seconds that this video played I felt that I had to shove needles into my cock to counteract how horrible this was. It was just a bad four years ago when it was called Napolean Dynamite and was 90 minutes longer.

[300MUSIC]

5 dollars for MY footlong

[silverlover4life]

personally, i luved it! :D

[animalandcarlover]

You sang off key!!

[GrandmaMomMe]

no offense but why dont you go and buy yourself a 5 dollar penis and shove it down your throaght

[93BLUE93]

5 dollar fat juicy dick in your mouth faggot

[SuperGeniuse]

that sucked AAAAAASS

[Sakura729]

dude no efence but you suck

[08johnma]

Dude no offense, but you can't spell. lol. jk.

[DirtyErineShow]

YOU FUCKING SUCK!

[GrandmaMomMe]

fag bag mother fucker !!!! go play bitchsketball with all your faggot footlong sucking friends

[MrSoprano0125]

I represent Capitol Records in LA and I gotta say you got it!

(Please note that this is sarcasm and I think he sucks!)

[adamschmidt14]

i dont know y all you fags got to be haten. this is the funnyest thing i have seen in a long time.

[chisound23]

dude this guy is trying way to hard to be funny... you suck, and everybody hates you!

[ifriends01]

that sucked and the dude smoked to much!

[avengedsevenfold979]

um okay ... weird ... 00:52 im glad i waisted

[jackshinta1]

i love how he says the subway song is his favorite song, he is a fat guy. NO ONE CAN MAKE FUN OF HIS SINGING BECAUSE HE IS FAT!!!!! EVERYONE MAKE FUN OF HIS FATNESS MAKE SURE THAT HE FEELS SOOO BAD ABOUT BEING FAT THAT HE GOES ANOREXIC!

[SuperGeniuse]

he's fat

[ParalysisT3rror]

why is it stuck in my head?

it is like the lamest song ever!!

[akarakakonka]

what the fuck is this bou

[kearb]

not funny

[MSzBABEExl0VE]

WOW !

5 dollars for a FOOT LONG.

who would pass THAT offer by ?

*cough cough*

me.

well that was funny, and tragic.

sounds like he smokes to much.

pitty.

[jdogtulsa]

its a joke people!hes not serious!

[zildjiandrummr12]

lmfao im like crying from laughing.

[bankatlantik]

dude, he sounds likes hes been smoking something. and he looks like hes stoned

[jakegoldy]

that sucked

[BaptistsSolder]

five doller 1 pack full... 4 u

lol, as long as u dont overdue the randomness its a good joke

[Dustyn8tor]

Great,u fcking killed it.

[mattymattmoran]

fucking epic

[RJ880]

LOL! this is so random,!

[perwiratempur]

Gonads, go suck it.

[shumpa22]

gosh u suck get a life lol

[shumpa22]

get voice lessons

[MistuhCoolio]

nice vocals

[chickenchaos29]

kewl he is sooooooo good!

[xHAYxLEYx]

get off youtube now.

[narutorox85]

Truly the best song ever

[2oonhed]

I can sing WAAAYY better than that.....

......OUT MY ASS!

[payjayjennika1]

this guy is soo cool we love him

[Extessi]

OMG I ROFL'D SO HARD XDDDDD

[swansong1978]

epic fail.

[kearb]

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brasers]

Hey Brad, don't quit your day job, man, (if you have one?) Dude, you need to shave - not only because of the dork effect goin on but you look 'stalker' like, bro... At least you have the right to live and breathe under American law.

[trevvvvvvv]

is he high?

[volsarebest]

never sing again

[infectedfall]

Can I have my 53 second back

[bleedingxxaurora]

hoooomo :]

[GZpRoDuCtion]

...

[willisnomiko]

lol

[Shadow355]

Uhh I'd like my life back please

[bleedingxxaurora]

lmao, if you'd like your life back, getting off the computer is probably the first step.

[Shadow355]

did i ever say the computer WAS taking my life away? Don't be a bad dude

[snabygirl]

Too many footlongs...make you fat and retarded apparently.

[hilary10537]

damn dude u suck balls if ur so bored with ur life fuck urself or fuck ur mother but please wat did we ever do 2 u don't ever sing again ur hurting everything with ears i think i just went death oww.

[BTL256]

This guy is a fag.

[imsamurai3000]

wtf. Horrible. It wasnt on tune. And your voice was horrible.

[TuffFck]

u suck men

[madman32120]

???? what the hell?? stupid...

[9ish]

fuckinz crazYYYYYYYYY

[spartan165]

ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc­cccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkki­iiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

DUMB ASS FUCKER, SHIT HEAD, ASS FACE COCK SUCKER. FAGIT

[GeorgetownHoyasRock]

that pretty much summed it up

[hellokittyonastick]

that wasn't funny at all!

[kearb]

dude, not funny!!!

[ObtuseAcute]

NOT FUNNY

[lilsporty67]

duude yur a fukin idot, not funnny

[kingofgames709]

he killed that commercial

[bodjack1]

retard

[katethegreatakita]

baka

[Chakkahakka27]

IDIOT

[redjumpsuitman4life]

its funny u got to admit

[blmonkey4]

wow

[kaylatinkxxx]

dude ur a fucking retard u old man ur making ur self look so fucking stupid u moron u dont even no how to sing. i wanted to killmyself becuz of this video.

[123GiantPanda]

"... I love that theme song..."

[eyepatchplease]

This just isn't funny. Not sorry.

[Guin987]

"It is a vwery good won..."

[CCdryiceproductions]

its part of the joke

[johnnyboy6745]

he needs singing lessons LOL

[jackshinta1]

valley chick your making a fool of your self by saying what u did...he knows he doesnt have the stupid song right and he is making a joke and because you make stupid typos like kake

it makes u look stupid because u think he doesnt know and you make typos.....you pathetic waste of food

[valleychick102]

lol hehehe he thinks hes got it like that but dont tell him!HE DOESNT.

he is like just trying to kake a fool of himslef before he dies and everything will be okay.

[goddessgirl46]

i think he thinks he is really good

[peteryun1]

haha ur coughin ur gettin old

[kart0o]

LOL...WTF, man you look like a fucking idiot

[r0kybalb0a]

nigga you suck

[littlekidluver]

like weed dont ya

[Hikeloon]

SICKO.

What subway do u work for?!

[JJLL90]

its not 5 dollar, 5 dollar FOOT loooong,

its 5 dollar, 5 dollar foot LoOOONG.

[xxtellxxshannonxx]

hmmm, i think he's just smoking pot. hah =)

[Dwrek3838]

ur a fucking retard

[awsumposumsuxlol]

god ur such a dumass but thats hilarious

[princessgionni]

I LOVE THAT=]

[mrasj]

Boooooooo!

[brandon134567890]

It was kinda funny but you messed up the lyrics at the end of the song... its "ca ca ca cathing on" :)

[jeffdunn2010]

this was kinda funny it reminded me of what i tink an acid trip would be like still funny. if i were u to when i started coughing i woulda stopped and started over

[madness4411]

dont do weed

[123GiantPanda]

love the ending!

[funtimes06]

haha i thought it was pretty good. can't hate on the guy either way, better than the majority of dumb shit on this site.

[cvjucla3]

Smoker's cough!

[senadmusic]

To the guy who said "this is the most pathetic attempt to geting a YouTube hit" we'll look how many comments this guy got! how many do you have? and the most pathetic attempt wasnt this guy (although it did suck)

was three teenage girls jumping one girl over Myspace!

[askool559]

actually it was 6 girls. get the facts straight. and your just contradicting yourself. that video with the girls also was a huge hit. look how many comment they got on all of the different videos!

[jstow01]

Lose some weight and get a job, move out of the basement.

[Mofosalvitti]

i don't know why you people don't like this.

I thought it was hysterical!

[cvjucla3]

It was hysterical, but the ending doesn't go de,de,de,de,de, dayyyyy!

[littlekidluver]

its "could be cashing low!"

[GashitsuProductions]

i bet he smokes

[Eeptog]

"its c-c-c-catchin' on!"

not "get t-t-t-today"

[uchihunk]

/sucks your dick\

[klaykuban]

boooooooooooo

[jfdmccon]

dude this was the most f***ing rediculous attempt at making a youtube hit ever. you are so pathetic. seriously kill yourself

[canadien777]

i got this song in my head i youtubed it

[moviezrock2000]

I HATE this "5 dollar footlong guy" video! It's just completely stupid! I'm sorry but it was, and even a deaf pig would figure that out sooner or later!

[iiix808xiii]

all ur vids suck especially this one and only fat people wear aloha shirts because thats probaly the only thing you can fit in.

[moonlightwings77]

U R SO CREEPY U GIVE MEY NIGTMARES

[moonlightwings77]

omg u r so lame!!!!!!!! i cant believe thats ur fav song u lamo!!!!!

[Moonlightwings99]

that was cheesy and lame!!!!☺☻♥♪

[Wotalot77]

....oh my good SONS OF MOTHERS!!! YOU ARE REATARDED!!!!

[Tierjar]

.........

[roxley2006]

thats subliminal advertising!

[moolo123]

this makes me not want a 5 dallar foot long even more than i didnt one befor!!!!!!

u falloowin?

[worldofsk8]

wow......what r u like 50

[wootcheeze]

lmao

[f21fighter]

give me my last 11 sec of my life back !

[XlaspapasfritasX]

Trueeee that

[redsoxfan4life95]

ur gay !!!!

[natopotato44]

youre wrong. it's ca-ca-catchin on, not to-to-today. GET IT RIGHT!!!!

[jumjumjacob113]

ya really! get the lyrics right at least as to not make a complete fool of yourself! Haha lol jk

[nycdalover]

WTF seriously

[bandboyc34]

you ruin this commercial, if you're trying to be funny your not

[deathmoney100]

THIS IS GAY

[sinfultictac]

wait Wut?

[letsgamble06]

this is too funny