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  • "A standard.Two snakes cumming together" LOL... OK I know he said COMING

  • Penis!

  • There all sluts|

  • You don't understand how much me and my GF enjoy having sex to this soundtrack. She pants and moans just like the witch does and also scratches my back just like the witch scratches arnolds back in the movie. She also loves getting thrown into our fireplace after doing it but don't worry as we keep a fire extinguisher close and the second iv tossed her in our fireplace i quickly use the fire extinguisher on the fireplace and on her and she gets out without any serious injuries.

  • haha he knocked out the camel

  • Nice.He just fucked a firework.

  • "I'll have what she's having."

  • So they censored part 3 cause tits but you still can see Arnold humping that crazy biatch? loool

  • one sexy witch

  • i hate it when that happens

  • can see the whole movie with better quality please post on youtube

  • 2:08 - Can't believe she's thinking of a Fulham striker while Arnold's on top of her!

  • dinah fo wolve.... ha ha ha

    the remake was just hollywood shitting all over our youth some more..... i don't think any real conan fan had high hopes for that pile of shit... lol

  • Gonna get me a few grams of black lotus for saturday night. Roam town and kick some cats, barbarian style!

  • LOL that bitch had a crazy orgasim he throws her in the fire thank god she was a freak in the sack

  • were thiefs !

  • 8:59 HEADSHOT

  • 06:10 that's what people call "toggle run mode on" today

  • lol R.I.P camel

  • I just love it how he punches the shit out of a camel for apparently no reason. I forgot how amazing this movie is!

  • It's good to see this again, even with some missing stuff, I can get it for free on DVD from my library. I greet you from the birthplace of Communism, in France.

  • I remember this movie was a bit slow,

  • "There is a price, barbarian.... "I don't like the sound of that....."

    (Hour later)

    "I LOVED THE SOUND OF THAT!"

  • Thumbs up if you LOL'd when he decked the Camel!

  • i dream of a world where we are brought back to the primitive ways of life where we can live as conan does

  • @Mandy3735, its not your fault, that YT removed it. We appreciate the uploads so far! Cheers!

  • @anilm2010 Thanks, I would have had alot more videos uploaded, but the mean, awful people at the censor office don't like me very much.

  • @Mandy3735 : Don't worry, We like you! :) Hugs!

  • Whatever happened to swords?

  • nc sex aenold

  • pussy with teeth

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  • Back in those times, smoking after sex had a whole different meaning...

  • can someone please tell me what happens in the third part?

  • Fuck that new Conan! He uses horses and boats to get to places. The real Conan just runs... That's Smart!

  • a real man always throw his women in the fire when he is done with her

  • 0:58 The guy is fucking a Lama! I was wondering what they were LOLing about!

  • @rontayan I mean 8:52

  • Poor Camel he just punched it out D: Bruce Lee better watch out :o!

  • LMFAO I love the look on his face when she transforms. xD Ahhh so many parts of this movie make me laugh.

  • that'd turn you queer

  • She is sooooo hot that I would not mind paying her.

  • typical of a woman, starts of all sexy and charming, at the end she turns evil. Only f every man was strong like Arnie and could through her away.

  • she looks like Cher

  • Soooo.... Conan not into kinky stuff!!!

  • wow Conan fucked a shewolf hahah I'll be dammed :O

  • He lives underneath him. That means that your god is my god's bitch!

  • PUNCH A CAMEL IN DA FACE! Conan was and IS the BEST Hero EVER.

  • Barbarians usually dislike sorcery... especially during sex!!!

  • I hate it when that happens to me. You're fucking a hot woman and she turns into some crazy monster. I can't tell you how many women I've had to throw into a fire during sex.

  • @ninman58 ha poor guy life's a bitch sometimes.

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  • @ninman58 H

    They don't usually do that until you marry them.

  • @ninman58 hahahahaha

    

  • @ninman58 I wonder if Arnie managed to "finish" before sending her to a fiery doom!? If only all information came with a price of sex!!

  • @ninman58 U seriuos?

  • @ninman58 She's a real demon in the sack

  • 5:27 best theological dispute ever

  • witch gone wild!

  • 1 person prays to the four winds

  • horny demons...how bout that..

  • A Bitch Witch ? LOL

  • "Civilization, ancient and wicked. Have you ever seen this before?"

    "No. Let's waste no time!"

  • CAAMEELLLL PUNCH!!!!

  • punching camels! thats called living!

  • noooor slats !! 8.45

  • they showed a full on angry faced sex scene but no tits.... ummm ok....

  • I wanna see the diamond on the mountain

  • Wish i could punch out a camel lol

  • SLUTS!!! Lol

  • I am SUBOTAÏ ! Thief, and archer.

    lol

  • part 3 was removed because of... are you ready..... TITS!!!!!!! they removed 10 whole minutes cuz of 5 seconds of boob... u know that scene where conan is introduced to writing, poetry, & women.... fuckin prudes.... him butchering 50 people, fine, a little bit of tit, call the justice department!!!!!! perfect example of how twisted our society is.

  • @jdbankshot I know huh tell me about it.

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  • @jdbankshot you must make war for the snake guy.... if you make love it will make you human.

  • @jdbankshot If that were the case, they would have taken out the ten minute section for the part where he shags Valeria...But...Did thy?

  • @jdbankshot Talk about fellas who don't have an inch of open mindedness. . . Some fellas

  • @jdbankshot well at least how twisted the American Society is! lol!

  • @jdbankshot Exactly,it's ok for a mother to expose her breast to her baby to breastfeed it,but if we see 5 seconds of breast on tv or in movie the politicians,muslims and middle aged housewives from Ohio are screaming from the tops of every mountain about the perversion and pornography.I can't believe it,babies get to see more tits than adults.

  • @jdbankshot yep, we are slowly accepting violence in our culture like everyday shit, but in 2011 we aren't able to handle our own nature, this is sad

  • @jdbankshot Haha that's just ridiculous. Can you imagine somebody watching Conan, seeing tits and then suddenly going - 'by the gods! I can't stand the sight of it! get it out of my eyes! aaahhhh it hurts!'

  • 3:35..." Crom" ----> " Oh Shit "

  • Arnold does not fit this role voice wise

  • his face is like oh shit bitch be going grazy "super sismic toss"

  • ho a yo?

  • that is one funny sex LMAO ..having sex and then throw the woman into trhe FIRE

  • @davjaxify "What's the best in life Conan?" "Having sex and then throw the woman into the fire" ;)

  • wtf are they high on?

  • @MrAudacia The good stuff.

  • Don't you just hate it when that happens during sex

  • @destroyallhaha I know, really kills the mood : /

  • 'I pray to the four winds...he is the everlasting sky.' Brilliant.

  • Strange thing to say while having sex.

  • HOO AH YOO?!!??!

  • thumbs up if you watched the sex scene again

  • ZAAAMORAAAAAAA! ARGHHH KVAAAAAAAAA QUUUUUUEEEEHHH

  • YAOUGH A SLAAT

    Proceed to punch a camel

    Conan!

  • 6:18-6:22 best part...

  • CROM

  • ZAMOOOOOORA!!!!!

  • he was getting raped there

  • hahaha! pause the screen between 2:55 and 2:56 then look at the Arnolds eyes!

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  • i liked this movie when i was kid, but now this film sucks..

  • 2:46 - this is why you shouldn't do one night stands. You never know what you'll pick up!

  • Woman: "They said you would come."

    Arnold: "I already have."

  • Did he really KNOCK OUT that Camel????

  • Look how conan can fuck that wich.

  • 4:58- "What gods do you pray to?"

    In those days of high adventure, a perfect conversation starter for camping out in the badlands, sitting by a fire and savoring a meal with a new pal.

  • shes a screamer!!

  • you should sum up for us quickly what we missed in part 3! Or spite youtube and try uploading it again lol...

  • i hate when the women i fuck turn into wicked demons.

    or are demons in disguise.

  • "Dinner for wolve."

  • utube took down part 3 cuz the nude scene, when"education" becomes available to conan.

  • @jdbankshot What's up with youtube? Showing people killing each other in an arena is fine, and showing an actual f*cking scene is okay, but showing some tit is not...? This world is f'd up.

  • Lol he punched out a camel

    

  • "So a woman I was having sex with it just turn out to be a demon or some sort of monster well moving on with my quest now..."

  • hey arnold, lick her nipple and fuck her wet pussy....damn she sooooo hot...damn it... i like her boobs...big and tight....shit arnold just fuck and fuck and fuck her....

  • BOAHAHAHAH love arnold

  • Wow, no wonder Arnold seemed to like working out more than having sex.

  • wow he banged that girl right the fuck in hell^^

    after throwing her in the fire....

  • i love this movie, your the don for uploading this

  • Crom!!!

  • This is what u have to do with a woman when your done..

  • yeah, you don't need to say sorry. thank you for the uploading

    i never saw the beggining of this movie before and eventhough i have a hard time to understand it because my language is other im enjoying it a lot

    it has a good sound and a good quality too so thanks for uploaded it

  • I've shagged a fair few trolls in my time but never an actual witch.

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  • Oh sorry Subotai, I didn't notice you off to the left of the house when I first came here....

    Why didn't you tell me that bitch was a WITCH?!

  • this is the best movie ever :D

    you know... having wild hardcore sex with... that thing... and knocking down camels!

    all with that Arnold accent... this is really the best movie ever

    thumps up (Y) :P

  • Man.... NOTHING can even touch this movie. Conan = Epic Win times Infinity. I still watch this from time to time while having a cold beer. When Arnie dies, he is one of the few people I would actually miss and shed a tear over.

  • 3:13. That's how Chuck Norris gets rid of his bitches after fucking them.

  • @Br0wNN01sE

    stop with fuck norris shit his a fagg compared to ARNOLD!!!

  • @Br0wNN01sE Or he can say "Now make me a pie bitch"

  • bitches be wild and shit

  • that was one hell of an orgasm that gal was having at 3:00

  • hehehehehe i have not eaten for days...... :=)

  • aaaah the jewel eye of the serpet i can see this is like the part in the book the tower of the elephant only there they stole the heart of the elephant instead of the eye of the serpet

  • @zupergozer very true.

  • i think its because of the naked girl and blood n guts:P

  • mmm yea baby you know i like it when you turn into a wolf thing when were having sex. does it turn you on when i throw you in the fire? yeaaaaaa

  • when you get that reaction from a woman during sex, lol i guess you did something right

  • do not discuss theology with the guy carring the sword

  • poor camel

  • no need to be sorry. so thank`s for up-loading.

  • @TheEpicus666 thanks and you're welcome

  • wow fucking crazy exorcist scene.....

  • @Acig1981

    Well he's been to Shadizar. He knows how to deal with the rough ones. ;p

  • YT deleted part 3 )o;

  • Ha ha! Crom laughs at your four winds !

  • haha way to dispose of a witch, throw her in the fire god damn it!!

  • lol , he knocked that camel out

  • Was that a price to pay or a prize to gain?

  • CROM.

  • lol ghost werewolf sex

  • dinnah for wolve

  • Love Subutai! My favorite character, but he really should have a horse. Poor little guy must be really embarassed walking around like that on his pins in front of all those people.

  • @Pooknottin espicially when you got a big ass guy who makes you look like a tic tac beside you.

  • The original 'Couger'  lol

  • when he hits the camels, i cannot stop laughing so fucking funny, and when he is fucking that witch, slut, soo fucking crazy funny. hahaha conan is one of my fav movies myan

  • Thats why women never appreciet good sex! They all get freaky in the end ;P!

  • i am evil! funny!

  • 03:00 still at that point id try to finish ;) even with her growling and scratching LOL

  • @EvilKorbinDallas,me too.Could not help myself.

  • @EvilKorbinDallas ahahahahahahaha loool:))))))))

  • @EvilKorbinDallas

    LOL wuld you try to finish ? even tho her eyes are evil her teeth are sharp ? LOL

    give me 10 pints of beer then i'll try LOL

  • that is one angry orgasm lol

  • CROM

  • 8:53...wtf is that guy doing the lamma...thats fucked up

  • @sprintspirit10

    lMAO! Iv watch this 1000 times and only just notice that!! Thats some sick sh*t if he is doing what we hope he is not doing!!....

  • also have a look in background as they are walking past some bloke is kneeling at the lammas ass end 8:55

  • there all sluts

  • no, its slaaats!

  • easiest way to get rid of a woman!! fire!!!