Obama HATES YOUR STUPID FACE!!!!

[XblackswanXx]

The second you said "crepe-eating french pussy" I thumbed up this video

[polo9024]

dont bring crepes into this because they are ammazing!!!!!!!

[STAUNCHIN]

i was having a staring contest with the monkey the whole time

[echa2828458]

DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE THIS ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER, IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS THEN YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORK

[sinnera]

wow Philip you have big manga cartoon eyes, a sarcastic american satyre and an Italian surname.....how is that even possible? Great mix by the way! ^__^

[Kandilanicocoabutter]

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP U SOUND GAY ASS FUCK DUMP ASS FUCKER SIT UR DUMP ASS DOWN SOUNDING STUPID ASS FUCK WHO SITTIN ON HERE & LISTING TO UR DUMP ASS? WHOEVER SIT AND LISTEN 2 HIS DUMP ASS U DUMP ASS FUCK 2 GET A LIFE AND SUCK A DICK BITCH PPL WILL TRY 2 GET ON TV ANY KIND OF WAY DEY CAN 2 MAKE DEM SELF LOOK GOOD MAN U WAS STUPID 4 DIS ONE

[JustAnotherHailey]

@Kandilanicocoabutter You do realize most computers have spell check, and most people know how to spell "this" correctly right... well I am proud to live in the same country as you (:

[Kandilanicocoabutter]

@JustAnotherHailey and u must relize i dnt give a fuck how i spell things shut da fuck up and dnt worry abt how i spell thing i can write how i wnt 2 write bitch i got knowledge and if u dnt like it dnt fuckin look at it or read wat i put NOW SPELL CHECK THIS BITCH I WRITE AND I SAY WHAT I PLEASE Now Have A Blessed Day!

[JustAnotherHailey]

@Kandilanicocoabutter you would just think that someone with "knowledge" would like to show that he had it... and I am only a bitch because I corrected your grammar... we must have different meanings on that word..

[Kandilanicocoabutter]

@JustAnotherHailey FIRST OF ALL YOU DIDN'T HAVEN'T TO DO A DAMN THING FOR ME OR TELL ME ANY THING I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO NOTHING FOR ME YOU DON'T KNOW ME THIS IS NOT HIGH SCHOOL OR MIDDLE SO THERE FOR YOU ARE NOT SCHOOLING ME ON SHIT IF YOU WANT TO BE A TEACHER TO CORRECT PEOPLE ON PROPER GRAMMAR GO FOR IT BUT FAR AS I'M CONCERN THIS IS ONLY YOUTUBE HONEY NOT SCHOOL SO WITH THAT BEEN SAID I SAY ONCE AGAIN I WRITE HOW EVER I WANT TO WRITE I'M A GROWN ASS WOMAN CONVERSATION OVER!

[Kandilanicocoabutter]

@JustAnotherHailey OH & ANOTHER THING I HAVE KNOWLEDGE AND WISED I GRADUATED WITH A 3.5 I KNOW ALL ABOUT CORRECT PROPER GRAMMAR & ONCE AGAIN IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I SPELL MY WORDS HOW I WANT TO SPELL "MY WORDS" IT'S A FREE COUNTRY LITTLE GIRL GET A LIFE ITS ONLY YOUTUBE IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF YOUTUBE THEN I DON'T THINK YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND NOW THIS CONVERSATION HAS NOW BEEN OFFICIALLY OVER HAVE A BLESSED DAY!

[PrimrosePanther]

@Kandilanicocoabutter

[DarkmanFlow]

The gays were hilarious! "Ey fuck you!" "do you know her?" "no." xDDD

[skipper724]

I miss this Intro :)

[FaGiToNCrAcK]

Omg I fucking hate ppl that hate on other ppls videos... if u can do it better then do it... but I like to see u have as many veiws as him and still not have b!tchs like u cristising on ur video! Nigga just fuck off if u dnt like it and let us enjoy...

[legspasm]

pls youtube remove this guy with a massive forhead crease

[MrJolleyRancherz]

well obama dont like your face either

[13Doses]

Btw Phil, its not a video about you talking to a camera for 3-4 minutes, It must take you a LONG time with all the fast cuts huh :) I mean you just cant go wrong when you edit everything yourself right? Fast cuts make your opinion fact, fast cuts are the future?

[13Doses]

Hey Phil can you try making a video WITHOUT fast cuts? I mean can't you handle 2 straight minutes without having to chop it up into 100 small scenes? Get some talent.

[Extrea]

Why is my face stupid? A person can by stupid but a face? That's impossible!

[KyoteeWilliams]

Kassem is funny as hell

[penismcbiggerston]

phil where do you stand on interracial couples?

[xWolfyChanx]

Why does he stop and restart the camera so many times? Its like every second hes sitting in a different spot.......

[abb14asi]

phil crepes are fuckin delicious!!

[thedoctor69able]

ummm go suck a dick you anal sex bandito, i mean unlubricated dry ass butt fucking yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa

[KashmoniF]

No matter how hard the conservatives try to keep up with Obama, they just can't Ketchup. 

[codyr5]

im not liberal but i like phil but it pisses me off when he critizes people for stereotyping americans but then her turns around and stereotypes sean hannity viewers as redneck who coat their steak in ketchup i don't watch sean hannity but this is hypocritical.

[msvirgo73]

Your gay u sound gay u look gay cause your GAY!!!!

[tj001231]

@msvirgo73 he is straighter then you pussy

[MELLSBAD]

Wonder what you think of Obama now. Great job Pres! 9% unemployment, national debt up 400%, price of fuel up 200%. I could not care less what he puts on his burger though.

[xsk8rx13]

I'd like to poupon hannity

[EELClove98]

Hm. Really? Wow, negative comments are so stupid. I mean, they're so stupid that they make me laugh. I enjoy his videos. If you don't, then watch something you like. Please stop crowding the comment section with ridiculous hatred. Obviously, he doesn't read those comments, so why do you even bother? Why do you waste your time complaining about your wasted time? Get a life. Please.

[supramanz]

I hate your face. Really I do. Really really hate your conceited ass face. Along with all the other attention deprived blogger people making youtube wierd.

[SalmonXcore]

LOL i love how theres so many negative comments. These people actually have so much time on their hands. They watched your video then instead of just dealing with the fact they lost a few minutes of their life they continue to go and comment wasting further time on it. Move on, its an opinion piece your not going to agree with 100% of what someone is saying. If u had an "IQ above 7" you wouldnt have continued to comment after deciding "it sucked" or was "a failure". I enjoyed the point of view.

[killboi207]

@SalmonXcore

And you wrote a bigger comment than anyone else...

[ladygaga7577]

The saying "your face " is mine don't say it I will find you

[me27163]

press 7 lol

[Opaiiti]

@sxephil

talk about STUPID FACE yours

fuck you homo!

[HuskerSeaofRed]

one fucking annoying person. GET OFF YOUTUBE! Fucking tired of your videos pulling up and wasting my time. FUCK YOU!

[jokifka]

this guy is annoying and kinda charming at the same time

[mikka58]

Why dont you go somewhere and hang yourself

[JoshRafail]

SUPER CUNT!

[kobebryantsucksbad]

@YinSasuxHinaYang I didn't read that one either TOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG SORRY CANADIAN

[cancerious998]

my friend is saudi arabian he gets racism because of fucking osama bin ladin .. it is not there fucking fualt

[atomicdeath1000]

same FUCKING AD EVERY VIDEO WHAT THE FUCK

[superbigfoot001]

I'm having a cum shot now

[kobebryantsucksbad]

people who say the F-word are way cool

[kobebryantsucksbad]

@YinSasuxHinaYang That comment was too long also I didn't read it you whining bitch.

[kobebryantsucksbad]

@YinSasuxHinaYang I am to tired to read your comment but I know as a fact that it sucks

[kobebryantsucksbad]

pwned should be added to the dictionary

[Outlawstar615]

...he reminds me of Nick Swardson with a smidge of Dane Cook.

[kobebryantsucksbad]

@Outlawstar615 did you take your viagra?

[kobebryantsucksbad]

@Outlawstar615 shut it I hate you

[Outlawstar615]

@kobebryantsucksbad o_o aww, don't be sour. *hugs* its hug your haters day.

[blazingflameable]

OMG, finally someone popular who shares my views on idiots who are anti-american for unlogical reasons



[JGparkour]

i got that monkey poster :P

[jimtactical]

The makers of Star Trek looked to Star Wars for pace. True fact.

[MegaFredy1]

lol super cunt 3:16

[dumbtrooper]

your ugly and no one likes you

[TheMisterKibe]

LOOK! There's a picture of a black person in the back.

[devilfan1965]

get a life

[thelovelybandgeek]

The new generations are going to watch old videos and wonder "why is everyone pointing to the side"

[iamthebull5SH]

@thelovelybandgeek Lol. I can tell that we both know why he's pointing to the side. I remember what YouTube looked like back in the day. :D

[kisstokis]

i luv listening 2 u but u are soooo weird

[TheSocialNorm2]

i'm English

i don't have to explain why i don't like America, you seem to do that with your videos.

BTW English people don't like frenchys either :)

[TYTHERDGOON]

@TheSocialNorm2 Yes we dont like french people because they are cowardly cheese eating gay grease monkeys :P

[TheSocialNorm2]

@TYTHERDGOON uh huh ... fucking frogs =I

[cplusplusish]

i hate this subscriber whore, what a douche.

[MrTorch333]

IF U LIKE SYFY CHECK OUT STARGATE UNIVERSE IT KICKS ASS BEST ONE THUS FAR!!!

[ItWasTheSalmonMousse]

Oh, Phil. You're a genius, like your editor.

PLEASE let us all know when you get a TV gig for your film critic spot or musings.

It's great to know what "Grinds your Gears".

[mossyherb]

SHUT UP!

[jojoJACL]

you talk SO MUCH within 5 minutes

[XxJiminiHendrixxX]

LMAO who else juss got bored and typed in shut up...?

Thumbs up if you did.

[RegiusCruor]

are you a jew ? you fucking look like one

[nazcarmaster]

@RegiusCruor hes catholic XD

[Bigblue2ful]

@RegiusCruor and you a retard? because you sound like one

[RegiusCruor]

@Bigblue2ful go stuff a hamburger in your face

[benjy619]

@Bigblue2ful hes just trying to be funny lol

[1mousiegirl]

im just sayin i used to like hannity ...when i was twelve and had no political views haahha really mustartd makes you a terrorist... what about having no mustard at all for like months at a time!!!!ooooo hahaha

[plasmaedg3]

hahahah

are they double d's?

Yes!

Theyr'e very nice!

[luckyStrike89ru]

you have the most stupid, annoying face.

[PsychoMikeOriginal]

Tortel xD

[Scaomompyer]

The part about the beanie baby made me laugh so hard

[Scaomompyer]

@nalani005 really Now. Real mature.

[SonofMorgoth]

@nalani005 What is your problem?

[Gvf77x]

@SonofMorgoth They're upset they weren't chosen to be douche-bag of the day, they tried so hard!

[JaneDotCa]

you have a stupid face

[nalani005]

I'd put a collar on your stupid ass. Fuck you. Fuck off. Eat shit. Cocksucker. Butt fucker. Dick sucker. Dick licker. Butt buddy. Butt goo. Monkey fucker. Donkey fucker. Dog fucker. Bitch. Pussy. Ass face. Cum sucker. Ass licker.

[makarov35]

@nalani005

.....

no comment

[JoWhee7563]

@sxephil hey next time just say ad hominem instead of blabbering :)

[combine68]

Anyone whom believe in Dick Cheny's 7th cousin(Obama) ....Kill yourself, well wait first get your swine flu and eat your GMO food and keep listening to your Lil waynes and Drakes to believe you have some sort of power lol after you have been euthanize by the healthcare system....

[TICMKmusic]

@combine68 obama isnt dick chenys cousin? wtf?

[databasemaster3]

Obama is a Puppet Member, and his Economic plans are truly for the Corporations and not for the people. He backs FEMA concentration camps, that supposedly are supposed to help but they definitely don't do that. New Orleans when well right. It's not because Obama is black either, he is just a worker for the elitists. America is not free, so don't be a brainwashed goof, go grab a pistol and rifle, Get a right to carry permit be safe, and be ready, Say No to North American Union ! It's Real People!

[probe26]

so gay

[dcarterfrom07]

whats the big deal??? he puts dijon mustard on his fried chicken and watermelon and nobody says anything about that.....

[stavrosmike]

I watched the clip and Hannity was just making a joke, people needed to chill out about this.

[GuardianWolfe]

Love the dramatic music for your movie! Pure epicness!

[EmoBoyWhoLuvsEmoGrls]

@xl3lablah part of it is true , however id prefer 2 stay in my families healthcare plan till im 25 rather than start paying and dealing with it when i turn 21

[TheRydog100]

classic episode of ThePhillipDefrancoShow

[osoelv702]

u have to bring back this intro!@#$^*&()*

[thomasjaffray]

@osoelv702

YESS HE MUSSST RRRRAAARRRR!!!!

[Mbaxtron]

@osoelv702 HEHEHE..Let OBAMA kill you supid american!!

[frostyd09]

@Mbaxtron

Americans are not stupid.

[makarov35]

@frostyd09

yes they R

[frostyd09]

@makarov35

you can think what you want to think, im not going to stop you.

[IHABC8]

Don't be so hard on yourself. I wouldn't say you're stupid. ARE you?

[PandaPawAttack]

@frostyd09 Some are, but not all, well at least where I live theres a bunch of stupid people

[morderca95]

@frostyd09 Americans are just fucking cool :D

[frostyd09]

@morderca95

Yeah!

[kobebryantsucksbad]

@osoelv702 you suck i hate you you gay homo

[osoelv702]

@kobebryantsucksbad lol thx for replying to my comment didnt remember how good this video was

[cloxwork]

dijon is friggin good.

screw FOX news.

[JacksonDivilBiss]

@cloxwork I concur.

[warboss3000]

You have a right to call him a "Crepe eating French pussy" cos' they are.

British stereotyping right there.

Kinda got over hating Americans... Most are alright, it's just a few over the internet who are complete DICKHEADS. Not you. Before you ask.

[JournaloftheWiccan]

@warboss3000

labeling and stereotyping is a pain in the rear. especially when one labels the "people" and the "government/leader" as one whole entity.

(US government makes me want to cry, and the whole Germans and Nazi/Hitler thing is STILL lingers to this say :(...)

Especially here in the Internet, where one is "safe", behind the "screen."

[chezypuuf]

HOLYSHIT! Dane Cook has his own YOUTUBE show!

[LeM8oR]

peep think tht i only drink tea n have really bad teeth yes im english NOT BRITISH

[gvillebulldogs]

at least bush didnt destory the whole country and make us in to government relieant hippies

[Blakobness]

@gvillebulldogs I might be wrong, but that looks like sarcasm to me, since it's pretty much the exact opposite.

[TeabagerzCrew]

casm g is an asshole.

[shaunseh]

Supercunt

[TheMarauder88]

bush was the worst president this nation has ever had,but i guess that now since our presidents black were just gonna blame everything bush did wrong on obama

[phantomzassassin]

that shock coller does sound pretty funny tho

[maj1986]

Stop OMG please stop cutting yer shots!! Do it all in ONE TAKE can't you??

There is no logical reason for this moron A.D.D. cutting style. Just do it all in one piece. I am not a moron I can follow you and not get bored without you having to cut every other senstence you say.....it is obnoxious and only induces the horse shit mentallity we already are doomed with in realtiy TV and all other forms of shit entertainment today. I know you are a "Vlogger" or w/e it's great but some of us r smart

[fcbellbrook4]

@maj1986 hey dumbass did you ever think that he like doing his videos like this?

[PlayWhatsNotThere]

@maj1986 yeah he obviously is doing something wrong i mean he only has 1,190,622 subscribers and gets hundreds of thousands of views per video. The logical reason behind it is people are lazy and him having this cutting style grabs your attention.its not as awkard.

[maj1986]

@PlayWhatsNotThere Meaningless point. People are followers they have no individuality so they flock towards the ones who talk loud and make a spectacle. People are alone and afraid that is why they have religion they need to be able to be craddled. They have no ideas of their own. They need to be pampered. I have nothing againts THIS volger guy I just hate trendy-ness and the multi-cutting thing is so demeaning and derivitive. So it bothers me .....I am expressing this in the appropriate spot

[PlayWhatsNotThere]

@maj1986 okay all im saying as far as a marketing campaign for himself it obviously was the right way to go. I'm not talking about whether he's right or not, i'm talking about him having multi cut shots is what sets him apart from alot of videos. And its fine if u hate trendyness but i find it a little bit annoying to have someone get offended because phil has multicut shots in his video. I mean really? It just sounds like u have some personal issues to work out.

[maj1986]

@PlayWhatsNotThere No, he is not the only one (i do believe he even made fun of people multi cutting once but still does it TOO) Everyone vlogger wise seems to do the massive editing when they are saying ONE senstence they cut every other breath as it is so sporatic and mind numbing. If people have that bad of ADD they need to go get help and not sit around on youtube all day.

[Blakobness]

@maj1986 You're not one of the smart ones if you're ranting about something so trivial.

[seankenny08]

If you like this vid you should check mine out

youtube.com search for seankenny08

[erwintipton]

hey philip, All your videos are cool and make good since , keep up the great work.

[HayateAce]

I hate to be this blunt mr phil, but you are one ugly MF'er.

:(

[asphyxiationsaveme]

you touch you thumb to your index finger alot... its funny

[FLYINGGOLDENBIRDS]

You are one dumb fuc_. Is what you are trying to speak English? Do you think you are a journalist?The things you discuss are a mass of confusion or just plain crap.People are watching this to laugh at your ingnorace and stupidity.

[ninaschroeder]

or there's always the old standby of history students everywhere (in pubs mostly) - Incrimination by Association. Example: "you know who ate Dijon...hitler." Enough said:)

[NickelodeonTM]

TitanicGeek.

I think your racist.

And your 4

And you are a geek.

And a No-brain-Rapist

A hairy ass rapist

(Dubble Pown)

We're not racists.

We'juh HATE DUH' TAXUS!!!!

[luhluhluhlinz]

LMAO i fucking love the intro hahahahahaha

[Titanicgeek1]

hey u guys just hate obama because you are so damn racist

[skamland]

I love everyone of these "PhillInns"!

I love the way your mins works. Don't ever let the masses try to medicate you lol!

You are awsome!

[MOBROOKS]

PRESIDENT OBAMA ROCKS!!

AND SO DOES SXEPHILL!!

and anyone who doesn't like them can suck on these balls!! hahahhahaha!!

[demondaveinGA]

OBAMA IS A THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES AND SHOULD BE IMPEACHED. HE'S NOT EVEN AMERICAN SO HE IS ILLEGALLY IN THE WHITE HOUSE. OBAMA BELONGS IN PRISON WITH THE REST OF THE STINKING MUSLIMS.

[ThirdRomeAquilo]

$50,000 to the person who films sxephil getting pummeled by baseball bats

[hlr029]

@ThirdRomeAquilo i see you and ill raise you fifty grand

[kopjesenseo]

your so ugly:( uuh

[ZRGuillermo]

do you have make up dude?

or eye liner or something i unno something about your face looks fucking creepy

[Deezy123456]

In the words of Chris Rock : " Are we ready for a black president? Well we should be, we just had a retarded one!"

[Hellchick1122]

@djultima1

george washington. he was a pretty good president, just sayin...

[shellyoil32]

You are suedo racist. Fox News doesn't give a fuck about its opponents. They bring in billions in advertising and has a hugly disproportionately large fan base compared to its competition. Calibrate your vision of reality with that, stupid!

[ZRadach]

@shellyoil32 suedo racist? is that a racist person that wears suede?

[Hellchick1122]

@shellyoil32

fox sux, just sayin...

[kirstenbabyy16]

if you dont think there is a God you have been punkd ha. and God loves everyone(: even you doomfro2000. 

[kirstenbabyy16]

if you dont think there is a God you have been punkd ha. and God loves everyone(: even you doomfro2000.

[MegaCriterion]

I HATE OBAMA BUT FUCK YOU DOUCHE

[thesupaflyone]

anyone else miss this intro?

[Themagicalshammy2]

@memnoch63 Oh and you think bush is better? (sarcasm)

[MrSporeowns]

@Themagicalshammy2 yes, i actually do. >.<

[TheProjectIceman]

@Themagicalshammy2 Why yes I do. I'd much rather be in a seemingly pointless war than be trillions and trillions of dollars in debt.

[KingRandall10]

@TheProjectIceman @TheProjectIceman wait didn't Bush have a HUGE part in both?

[TheProjectIceman]

@KingRandall10 Bush isn't the one increasing the national debt by $50 or $500 billion dollars a day. Obama is, period.

[seankenny08]

@TheProjectIceman Wow, your brain has just completely shut down hasn't it. Yeah because the bail out bills TOTALLY weren't signed by bush and put into effect before obama went into office....moron.

[TheProjectIceman]

@seankenny08 My brain doesn't need to be turned on to troll, my friend. It really is THAT easy.

[seankenny08]

@TheProjectIceman Damn you, that was a good one sir....i applaud.

[Cowbelltheoneandonly]

@Themagicalshammy2

No. They are equally bad presidents.

[SouthernTexan2]

@Themagicalshammy2 yeah aless he wasnt a pussy ass monkey

[TheSmokeTube]

@memnoch63

Yes indeed!

[stickywickedy]

@memnoch63

I figure u should run for president then..

[dartdude13]

hey i have that monkey picture lol

[10thnametried]

super cunts vs the super anal trekkies - thats a porno i must see and be super disappointed with

[eire138]

shut the fuck up....christ.....