I'm Alan Partridge S2E3 Pt.1

[BiznizTrademark]

Being Swedish, I thank Wikipedia for enabling me to check out obscure british references (Arthur Askey!)

[AlexK1986]

Sonja: "So this Dan, the kitchen man, you like him? You think he will be friend?

Alan: Yes, I am CONVINCED he is my BEST FRIEND.

[bean266]

That's saaaaaaad

[therealmrbrightside1]

"Don't worry Lyn it's just a cushion that simulates rectal gas" brilliant.

[UncommittedAddict]

I can afford one..I've got a six figure income...

[imjackcooper]

The Worth of Boast worlds

[GallagherWellerBrown]

Probably the best ever episode. Though I wish he did more of Alan's Funny Stories!

[MrBuch169169]

Joliecide, that was a classic episode. So thanks!

[covmiss1]

@MrBuch169169 lol 

[ruffback]

This series was super good...so many great lines. Of course not in the same league as the original AP radio series though - nothing will ever touch that for the incredible writing and performances. Perhaps the funniest thing BBC has ever aired. You're all arses! Goodnight.

[TheHumanBeingfromars]

i can jump throuth a hoop, and catch a fish in me muthh.

[DynamoBruges]

In off the red!

[degaulle30]

this was the perfect performance for mangan

[ILovetopranku]

Classic intercourse lol :)

[izzys66]

"How long has Gordon been a member of the church?"

"Few weeks, he's just moved into the area -"

"He's a con man"

Steve. You're a god.

[bassben04]

Yes I'm convinced... he's my best friend.

[ShankingArmitage]

whoever plays sonya was brilliant in JAM.

any fan of this, chris morris etc HAS TO check it out

[1978deus]

@ShankingArmitage Her name is Amelia Bullmore. Very underrated actress!

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

oh yeah fine i'll just get hammered on me own LOL

[lyrissad]

'no no no,i do mean thee worth of boast worlds'

[UndesirableUK]

Gave a paper cut to a man from Nestle.

[goatshredder]

8:00 is too close to home... I usually wipe her off, lift the blob off my shrinking rod and say either 'Christ, has it been that long' or 'you must be losing your touch' depending on the size of my load.

[WKaliberr]

Jets!

[lifeson46]

smack her heed with a shovel

[Patbuchanan]

amstrad email phone in the caravan, classic!

[VOLVORULEZ1995]

Oh everybody, the song at 3:33 is "get out of your lazy bed 1984" by Matt Bianco LOL

[KevBaz78]

He's a con man.

[ComedyTV123456]

"yes goodnight!"

[madmixer86]

Dont worry about that, its a cushion that simulates rectal gas.

god i love alan

[stuart7034]

pure class

[thatwilldonicely]

@stuart7034 another stupendous episode, the dialogue between Alan and his new buddy, simply masterful, there is not much comedy that bares watching many times but Partridge does, along with Hancock the best character since tv began

[cbroxc]

And he thinks, after death...There is nothing !

[FeeNrizZz]

Tommy Hilfinger

[JACK102851]

"That's a homosexual"

LMAO

[lukeycc67]

ya can smack her heed wi' a shovel like!

[Mooseo1]

Coogan vs Mangan

[Punkyboy07]

Yeah well er it's better than have fictional Listeners xD!

Steve coogan is mint

[spaceoreo]

PANNNG!

[GusF]

"He's a con man!"

[johnnymclaneutah]

Its like two Alan's, god have mercy on our souls!

[VOLVORULEZ1995]

whats the song at 3:33

[BodomChildBreeder]

'Dnt worry its just a cusion that simulates rectal gas' lmfao

[MRDJANDY2009]

i wear tommy hilfinger HAHAHAHA

[stratocaster1986able]

The idea for Dan's character is pure genius.

[Catherine3234]

@stratocaster1986able Stephen Mangan :)

[MRDJANDY2009]

"dead daddylong legs....still drinking it" HAHAHA

[nolad999]

no thats a homosexual

[whonut]

Don't slip under, there's some terrible statistics about that...

[sonofocelot]

"And they say nurses have it tough..."

^one of my most used phrases because of this, LOVE it.

[peepfromsheff]

saaaaaaaadddd

[gstorrow]

That was classic intercourse!

[MrRonaldoJC]

do u think he is a cock?

[BWFCUCL15]

They're alive and.... I'm not reading that!!

[peepfromsheff]

in off the red...

[jerryjaxoni]

the lex files.. god that's good..

[radaresalaam]

ALAN'S DEEP BATH!!!!!!!!

[Seagerash]

brought to you by dettol

[jimmymanager]

almost died laughing @ "classic intercourse"

[adammm1]

it's a daddy long legs... i'm still gonna drink it!

[oOZePirateOo]

I can do a whale..

That's a homosexual.

Lmao :D

[SilverShamrock71]

noo noo it says hilfinger on the bottle... Michael is quality.

[j4wn]

"They say nurses have it tough" Classic!

[jonlcfc1]

Oh you combined the card with the hand shake?  I used to do that but I kept getting it wrong, gave a paper cut to a man from Nestle.

Haha, quality!

[octobubble]

my dads getting a lexis hybrid thing

[SilverShamrock71]

@octobubble GS or RX?

[mtanz0]

who cares. watch the video.

[bobokk]

i'll just get hammered on me own

[Welloiledcog]

4:42 you can see they had fun with that one (Simon Greenall's acting decorum nearly cracks here). Quite rightly so too. :-D

[Badgerness27]

*Gasp* Dr Guy Secretan. In the Lex files. God that's good.

[djwedgewood]

The lex files... God that's good

[jezeus101]

8:00 best line ever lol :)

[jamie1baron]

"i can do a whale....wooooooooo......."

"no thats a homosexual"

haha fuckin brilliant......steve coogan is a LEGEND!!!!!

[Masychefx2]

@jamie1baron shut up u chav

[samillyroy2]

that was classic intercourse sonia,

so err, so thanks

ha

i love alan partridge

[samillyroy2]

i love how they laugh at the name of pinchbeck. i live in pinchbeck.

[jaymzerock]

....god that's good....

[WalkEvilTalk]

I wish we could have actually seen him hosting UK Conquest at some point.

[93LINIGHAN]

''and they say nurses have it tough'' fantastic

[dthzonda]

"don't worry about that its just a cushion that simulates rectal gas" haha

[jwattie]

Heathcliffe! Pang!!!!! Then you really would be wuthering! genius!

[leeboiy100]

"the worth of boost worlds"

there is barely a minute that goes by in the episodes where i'm not laughing, it's just a brilliant series.

[wiltsu]

holy shit its like two alan partridges :>

[KevBaz78]

I love Lexi...plural.

[staffsmole]

"Sonya, that was classic intercourse....so thanks!

I'll just pop the extractor fan on; get a through draft going"

Makes me laugh every time!

[ovavoo]

Textbook comment

[ovavoo]

You ready alan? YES GOODNIGHT!

[Hazzban]

'hes a con man' lol

[BluntedKillah]

lol michael's whale noise is funny as hell

[QTM1981]

No, that's a homosexual. ;D

[wildething90]

Lynn, has your mother's death just hit you?

[flyboywithfries]

alans deep bath

[jeffryfourmile]

01:37

[sledgeinc2]

Alan's deeeeeep bath......

[markydeeks]

'That was classic intercourse'

[pixelfibre]

Gave a paper cut to a man from nestle.

[jkp20000]

Worth of boast worlds!

[thecityghosts]

'there is new stock coming in and I have to cut carrot cake'

-'and they say nurses have it tough'

[HoosierMF]

michael's a legend!

[Alienshoes101]

thanks for posting

[MardyBum1981]

voodoo!

java!

[rpurdy777]

i think bigtimepete is a bigtimegimp!!!!!!!!

[Anonymiusen]

If Alan had just sat on the farting pillow, why did it make a sound when Lynn sat down? You would have thought it'd be empty.

[ashman2089]

you can buy them cushion the re-inflate automatically

[bigtimepete]

gimp

[hawksrl]

brought to you by dettol lol

[ed1ss]

Lol I always imagined Lynne as a badger, could just imagine her coming out of a hole, then you could smack her heed with a shovel.

[monkeyboy85]

I love Lexi.....

[bartup08]

alan's deep bath 'brought to you by dettol' lol

[staffsmole]

Lynne as a badger..

"PANG !!!"

That is so funny.

[staffsmole]

"Classic Intercourse!

I'll just put the extractor fan on to get a through draft going..."

Brilliant writing.

[hofsteveO]

textbook

[davinata]

The petrol cap on a first model Focus IS on the offside rear. lol

[darkshiney]

''dont worry about that,it's just a cusion that simulates rectal gas'' LOL!!

[MardyBum1981]

"and he thinks that after death, there is nothing."

[sammidoll85]

brought to you by dettol lol hahahaha i love him sooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!! worth of bost worlds lmao

[joeksmif]

thanks loads for uploading these. best norfolk based sitcom starring steeve coogan by far

[ouTKold1987]

So err.. So thanks!

[Everyclouddan]

Classic intercourse!

[strax10]

the lex files. lol, quality!!

[s3ansk1]

I love the way he says goodnight to the 2 ldy dj's then says..."tonight were talking about death" lol genius comedy!

[cutterschoicenotmine]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

[wellmellgell]

is that bloke who meats alan partridge guy from green wing i just cant work it out?

[Badgerness27]

Yup, Stephen Mangan, 2 years before he was Guy Secretan :-)

[444white]

Yeah it is...people who dont know that are just saa..aa..aad

[voodoodanny]

It really bothers you doesn't it. I like that.

[OboxerU]

I like it too, voodooDANny!

[Razzmond1989]

You're saaaaaaaaad!

[voodoodanny]

I love the way he says "with some final suds" - textbook.

[olie22134]

It's the japanese mercedes

[voodoodanny]

and a nice, fat shot of directors bitter.

[SniffPeters]

'Terence Trent-Derby - cocky bloke from the 80s.'

[coldfish182]

itsa he

right lyn sit down.

[doubled1990]

brought to you by detol!

[LukeXgamer]

Dettol

[voodoodanny]

Thank you spelling fairy; everyone thinks you're great.

[LukeXgamer]

No problem

[farnium]

'Ohhhhh!.....No thats a homosexual...'

Bloody hilarious!

[SniffPeters]

"The Lex Files." - Great programme.

[SniffPeters]

"The worth of boast worlds." - A classic English phrase.

[notdeadjustlazy]

I think Steve Coogan should do a real radio show playing Alan Partridge & us fans could ring in, send emails with partridgisms & have a chance to win beefeaters & money banks lol.

[TheSmithsLoverr]

why is steve so fuckin' funny!

[smasher1138]

"... just a cushion that simulates rectal gas"

[synthpeej]

God I love this programme so so much

[notdeadjustlazy]

I cana do a whale, no that's a homosexual.

[mikeb123]

'Sonia that was classic intercourse'

[soulcru5h]

so... thanks

[rangey18]

"if there alive i want them to"... "im not reading that out"

[LornaEGL]

Love the way he says "don't you feel goooood, realaaax!"

[CelticReject]

'Dont slip under....some terrible statistics about that'!!!!

[CapitalCityScumbag]

"In off the red"

[Snoodster]

no thats a homosexual ^^

[tolchock1984]

Is season 1 up at all, season 2 was good but I think season one was better

[1985toppo]

lexi, plural

[PDhfc]

yeah i love Lexi i like to think of them as the Japenese Mercedes

[youthexplosion1210]

"yes im convinced hes my best friend." lolol brutal. 5*

[barneycoles]

brought to you by dettol haha

[getinnocuous]

classic intercourse!

[FriendlyGoose]

"Yes, goodnight.". Classic.

[iwashi20]

i wear Tommy Hilfinger!

[brownpej]

These are sex people Lynn!!!

[Jezetha]

Alan and Dan - priceless!

[Janus108]

"No, that's a homosexual" LMAO!!!!!!

[stevie222333]

better then having fictional listeners dave

[stewux]

"sonia...that was classic intercourse...so er, thanks." Nearly fell off my chair!

[asdfadf123456asdf]

i wish i had a russian wife

[apgeegpa]

I think she's Ukrainian

[Anonymiusen]

Didn't he mention in the episode with the tax people that she was Czech?

[MardyBum1981]

nope, she's ukranian.

[pxe]

lmao

"..and he thinks that after death - there is nothing."

[liamjwolves]

''ye well its better than having fictional listeners daave'' lmao that was funny.

[billheslop]

"jurasic park"

[XxXsxcb345tXxX]

lol lol lol lol i love alan partridge i love the face of the sex swappers at the end lol so funny use the shower to clean off the SCUM so brill

[elllieXx]

hahah i love you alan this is priceless never gets old =D

[joliecide]

In off the red!

[wpl955g]

Mr Coogan, you are a prince among men.

[voodoodanny]

I found him rather arrogant when trying to contact him with regards to a research project I wanted to carry out, but that does not detract from his sheer comic brilliance!