Mickey Avalon - "My Dick"

[SanamKharazi]

Mickey is fucking great LOL

[TheSonia1319]

my dick size of a car your dick look like barry lenar

[DandCvideos1]

the guy in the middle is high as hell

[1313EdwardCullen]

Guy in te middle has got it goin onnn

[balchan09]

ewwwwwwwwwwww they ugly it dont matta if u got it 10 feet

[acelann]

he is F*CKED UP

[TheHeadrick13]

@acelann Just say it..FUCK..see very easy.

[Paahau]

Dirt Nasty, Andre Legacy, got no stage presence at all, way too stiff. They need MIckey out there getting lost in that wierd dance of his. The dude is original.

[Chindro2828]

That skinny hippy is a lush....his dick probably looks like two fries also. Come on dude...if you rap about your dick at least dont dance like a girl .....man

[truglio19]

thats what im thinking id hope to sing this they're all hung as hell....

[LeaveLushes]

What drugs is he on? Or is he just drunk?...

[slipknotmikem]

lol Mickey is so high

[CrispGanja]

dude he is sooo fucked up

[robbie1tommy2]

greatest song ever

[nilewow]

is this supposed to be music?

[shredmaster45141]

I didn't know marylin manson rapped...

[Chouse75]

this song makes me hate my life even worse because of my lil Peepee

[SiiGGYxGaMeSs]

lol

[MachineKnoT666]

mikey is so high in this video...

[smalldickie]

I have a small dick

[mynameisgorgeous]

o_o

[scottlan54321]

that be funny if they had small dicks

[KuroariThePuppet]

Mickey Probably does

[pyro5666]

@scottlan54321 what do you mean "if"  they do

[DrBiggz95]

the guy in the middle is a spaz

[awoice]

Mickey Avalon, bitches. Crazy ass guy.

[PeaceLoveGuys]

lol they are awesome!

[sk8ingrocker125]

wow these guys are awesome they look like they smoke so much weed lol awesome!!!

[LifeAsANoob]

Is he Bi? Just wondering.

[Joufin24]

yeah. well im pretty sure hes just gay. but he has some funny songs

[iamapirate5888]

"He kinda is bi, but kinda isn't"

Makes no sense, moron.

[gagemikkelson12345]

mickey avalon is a fag, but i like this song

[iamapirate5888]

Having a kid doesn't change your sexuality.

[jeremyg852]

1 word ''FAGGOTS''

[Lrdvltr]

couple words: jeremyg852 = fag.

[jkjkmjhb]

lol this is messsed

[roojustrulz]

wtf?

[poker7188]

mickey,soula, and kanye need to stop ruining music! Used to, the worst music got was Bob Dylan, who still has much more talent then the three people listed above...

[NombaWon]

thank you for having a mind

[kangaroosterman]

How can you think Bob Dylan made bad music?!

[SamHasBigeyes]

Kayne needs to stop ruining music? the fuck is wrong with you dumbfuck u been watching hanna montana to long take a long nap u stupied fuck

[zero134]

mickey dont ruin music, this song is epic =]

[yaicanmakey0ulaugh]

mickey looks mad gay with his dance and shit lol

[xiMaplex]

test

[scofomafia101]

my dick to big for for a condom....

your dick got blowed by your momom

my dick bangs like a hammer

your dick bangs like a feather

my dick hangs down to my knees

your dick gets all the guys horneyeee

[bsnowman175]

that shit was weak, u must got a tiny ass dick if you cant make good lyrics to this song.

[erikt211]

wow you suck

[BadBillboard]

fuck mickey avalon looks like a queer

[gutturrat]

he is bi

[GraySmear]

...And married if I recall.

[davedennis19]

My dick, big like obama

yo dick, got smacked like rihanna.

My dick, like master chief

yo dick, look like a little piece of meat.

My dick is a hall of fame two timer

Yo dick , got sucked by aunt jemima.

My dick is big as the earth

Yo dick, smaller than a smurf.

My dick is big and ill

Yo shit, got sucked by dr. phil.

[poker7188]

i knew michelle O had a big dick

[xsexshawty14xfukkyux]

dude i fukkin luhv this song.

haha. this is meh in kyles song.

so dont fukkin hate on it.

if yu wanna sit there and say shiit thts fine, but dont. =P

fukk yu!

[snipegod26]

this was in corpus shit thats where i live damn i didnt even know they came here

[dpboyden]

My dick... straight break a bitch in half...

Yo dick... makes even doctors laugh!

My dick... swangin 10 pounds a beef...

Yo shit... lighter than a leaf.

My dick... gets every hooker sprung...

Yo dick... is shorter than your tongue.

My shit... gets girls sprung with the quickness!

Yo shit... shriveled up from the sickness! What!

P.S.: Yo momma got 1 big titty and 1 little titty, and we call the bitch "Biggie Smalls!" ROFLMAO! XDDD

Look for my new album "Mushroom Print on Your Forehead" soon!

[swervediggz]

you recieve the award for most original my dick lines

[dpboyden]

Thanks man! I hadn't checked this in a long time... I may post again, and break 'em off a new rhyme! Hollah!

[Ajeel06]

My dick... don't need a fuck'n song.

your dick looks invisible in a thong.

my dick...shoots cum all day long

your dick limps out at the end of this song.

[SUPASTA111]

my dick nice n sexy

yo dick look like a twinkie

my dick gives girls pleasure

yo dick gives em a seizure

my dick nobody can stop it

yo dick microscopic

my dick fucked mad ppl

yo dick a legally blond sequal

my dick puts bitches in the mood

yo dick wash dat shyt dude

[DAbears5]

sexy and twinkie dont rhyme.

pleasure and seizure dont rhyme.

my dick gives girls seizures? that doesnt even make any reference to size or experience, let alone any sense.

[DrumGuyTy787]

i know they cant rime like this one works

My dick bigger than the ocean

yo dick could use a litte potion

[Thevideopyramidhead1]

My dick long and hard

your dick broken down car

my dick makes the girls glad

your dick makes them all sad

my dick big but caring

your dick imaginary

my dick like a bus

your dick is not enough

my dick filled with cream

your dick makes them scream

[DrumGuyTy787]

scream could be good one and "cream" do you have a yeist infection lmao

[DarkSpartan92]

My dick is nice and big

yo dick is as thin as a twig

my dick causes tsunamis

yo dick is a little piece of salami

my dick make the girls say yeah

yo dick is small and gay

my dick is nice and long

yo dick got sucked by elton john

my got the force like a jedi

yo dick got head from a guy

[Jakulagi]

what is this faggotery!!

[LindsLoFan]

lmfao!

[naboba]

faggot.

[systemofadown33]

shit haha mickey is fucken high and he dances like a dumbass but that dude gets laid like every day so it's all good

[tracertong2]

So very, very true.

[l3radley123456789]

lol they look so funny trying to be gangster lol look at the poofy hair guy :P

[dropxdeadxdinosaur]

I wish I danced like Mickey! xD he's so fucked up in this... I couldn't stop laughing the whole way through. x]

[distillersdemon]

Mickey is a sexy ass beast. Rawrrr.

^_^

[hdsfs]

i think mickey is on drugs or drunk he is acting abnormal or is he always like that

[katiebaby65]

lmao, dirt nasty looks like he's having fun

[Hinchey313]

haha i bet none of those fuckers are hung

[s07176993]

i got 1 my dick star spangled banner you dick look tanner hahaha nice 1 right

[TruthDefendsItself]

WTF these guys are white

[Raidelle]

aha. mickey avalon .

his whole family does drugs.

and he's lived in a half way house.

have some sympathy .

ahaa.

he gets laid like everyday .

[spencera35]

the guy in the middle looks fucked up i hope he was drunk or high or somethin n isn't normally extremely gay like tht.

[shmomofish]

lmao no doubt.

[xxiluvTO81xx]

i like the song and everything but they suck live. i would be pissed if i wasted money to see this.

[neogrosz]

dude ur just mad cuz they made this song for you XD

[sevvinn]

good thing that he Simon Rex only had to jack off for the camera before instead of dance because as we can see here he can not dance

[Roniismyname112]

aww dirty nastys mic got unplugges

[5t3ph4n1315r4d]

mickey looks hawtt..is he waisted???

[cwilll]

alvays

[TUNEEMUPPRODUCTIONS]

cool beans

[seanyb0y1000]

Andre Legacy best thumps me up if ya think so if u dont then fuck u :D

[MoBxAnGeLx]

mickey is str8 wasted.

[xMonsterKx125]

rofl mickey looks baked / drunk as fuck :P

[PTTCoO]

im guessing avalon was crunked.

becasue normally he woudltn dance like that

[sncsurf1]

that guy in the middle is mickey avalon who runs all the shit, this song wasnt his idea though

[MICHAUDMICHAUD]

i dunno but the guy in the middle is a fucking faggot and he ruins the song

[purplexbuddha]

worst song ever created. ever. period.

[dannyboy21890]

avalon better been blown as fuck dancin around like that

[BlessxOurxSoldiers]

xD true

[AyMi9934]

yeah mom

[playthatbasshoney]

we were high as hell one day and we were sitting on this dudes couch watching harold and kumar and this song came on and i was like hey i KNOW this song! haha i was so excited lmfao :D

[moffittaaron]

all three of you are blowed out of your minds lol..... love your music lmao

[gunt132]

they are crazy...

[notnumberone]

I like andre legacy's hair

[tatersalad4real]

eminem is confused like u.

[madisonrecords]

dude the wone without a shirt is hot /i love this song{:

[jswizle9386]

its so sad kuz he couldnt even get a black guy to sing a record with him so he got this fat white guy who sounds black to sing with him so it sounded like he had black friends so he could sell records.

[nickatrop]

uhh that "fat white guy" is andre legacy bitch. Get it right.

[jswizle9386]

ya and he fuckin sucks. if hes gotta hang around with a bisexual prostitute to get attention hes fuckin pathetic.

[CroweTheIncubus]

Lmao, fuck no. My man Legacy is the best one out of the three. Then it's Mickey Avalon, then Dirt Nasty.

[jswizle9386]

i completely agree he is the best out of the three. im just saying i think they all suck.

[KINGGONZALEZ]

Dirt nasty and legacy need to work on their stage performance a little,

he could of been nervous

[brucer4211]

Wowie! What great insight into the male psyche...now we know what you guys are thinkin'and its actually sorta literate and funny!!! Great come on---ha-ha.

[alexander224]

no. These guys are just idiots that made a gimicky song to make a quick buck.

[mcknifey2]

and they done it well, so fair play to em

[mcknifey2]

haha times like these make me wish i had an american flag to wave haha

unfortunatly, bein english means the flag wud probably hav to be on fire b4 i touch it

[tatersalad4real]

my dick bigger the yours

yo dick got loads of warts

thats a verse from me :D

[PointyEdge]

That is really bad and does not even rhyme

[tatersalad4real]

but if u say it rite it sounds good. like the line "my dick goes to yoga yo dick, fruit roll up".

know what im gettin at?

[PointyEdge]

ya i know what you mean

[pacificcirque]

the song rocks besides the line

"my dick goes to yoga

your dick fruit roll up"

it should have been

"my dick goes to yoga

your dick needs Viagra"

[spiderman00193]

Lmao good one !

[ownalll]

my dick bigger then a bridge. your dick look like alittle kids

[killher46]

you can so tell micky have had some drug but this song is funny

[Ngmustage]

Looks likes he on X hes like striping and grinding lmao.

[derekloganisthebest]

haha i swear micky is always drunk or high as fuck

[jjadavis8207]

wat a waste of breath

[jswizle9386]

effin a

[jtg09]

my dick is bigger then an dean.

your dick cant even be seen

btw an dean is an cigarett

[Manimal8me]

Funny as hell! Hard to believe it's music, but it is.

Yo dick look like ya foteen. hahahhaahha

[singalowner]

better on cd

[CombatRogueFTW]

yo dick stinks like shit!

[JesusQuisp]

MAN you guess need to apreaciate this shit it's hilarious d.s the best in the buisness

[maddyarkle]

this is so bad i enjoyed it

[izziedidlyskat]

DICK mmmmmmm....:P