Akmal Saleh

[cyz44]

i love it when he does the bogan aussie accent....priceless haha

[Marblez3]

It's stand up. The majority of acts is about poking fun at taboo topics.

[pappaazz]

try carpentry mustafa. ahahaha

[777rafanadal]

he came in for a q and a at our school and i got a photo with him :))))

[am15101989]

like next tuesday! LOL!

[YeaThatsWhatSheSaid]

19 people are gypo's :/

[AgentTasmania]

The Life of Akmal, I was skeptical about how much of it was true, but either he had a clourfull life or he's an excellent fiction writer.

[charney158]

i walk up to other peoples children and say i said no the parents are like wtf hahaha made my day hearing that

[charney158]

haha lmao fucking funny fuck lmao

[ToxPNubeMassive]

wonder if he has actually done the airport prank and ask when the metal detectors will be turned off :P

[Wildthing208]

Lol, gotta Love Akmal :D

[superscooterbros]

BEST COMEDIEST EVER

[Tawkiie]

'Oh yea, Tuesday...'

[tjcheney]

did u see that lebo he just snapped!!!

love how he says it

[HSMiCarlyforevs]

When will you be ready to turn off the metal detectors...LOL and I'm a leno :/

[lynel1985]

One Kebab and you're ready to stab

[Janelove1998]

hahahahahahaha

[josiestar02]

fuck he is funny

[uncreativeranter]

He cant smack other peoples children anymore he was doing that joke with the spider web on back in 1995. Times have moved on. He is still a very funny guy though.

[Rutes0806isback]

@uncreativeranter Yeah, he also mentioned the Airport Arab joke on Good News Week, he's WAY better on GNW

[MTCatman]

I've never heard of him before but I like him! Thanks!

[zeldajagex]

lol lebo snaped funny!

[321metalmaniac]

lol

[goodvibesallround]

He's performing at the enmore in may!

[tharealsteven]

got a stitch from laughing so much

[ArabOnerLad]

@D12PLZ gypos :L

[TheYoutubingShibee]

lol i heard someone smacked someone elses child in Queensland.. And he got arrested XD PWND!

[Harrywwebeltman]

he is my favourite comedian of all time

[bishoopowers]

wooot gypo :P

[Brockie777]

This guy is so good & I've seen him do stand up! LOL at 0:33!

[bozomatt]

imagine if something actually happened that tuesday lol

[DjjasonHarderstyle12]

An Arab wanting to be a pilot in america xD

[myspacist]

yeah thats was cool but don't u see that he's making others laugh just 'cause he's making fun of his race and ethnicity ? i see he's just maintaining even unknowingly the idea that Arabs are yet wrong and others are head and shoulders above them..simply, i think he's an ass-kisser in the west !

[DangerasTM]

hes not makeing fun of arabs hes makein fun of terrorists i mean tons of white people make fun of bad white people same goes for every skin couler

[onewingedangelthingo]

......wats your point?......

[036265]

no he just doesnt care about racism.. good on him.. OP IS A FAG

[muxter101]

i saw him live he's so funny

[nekftw]

ive heard the exact same spiderweb joke from another comedian...somebody is a joke thief

[TheIceIsSlippery]

Yes, the joke thieves would be the other comedian you heard tell the same joke.

Remember this Comedy Festival was back in 2004. He is the original creator IMO, unless you heard a comedian tell this joke before that.

[mudchair16]

..and that makes it less funny for the people who've never heard these jokes? Lighten up, you're sounding like a yank.

[PISSHEADProduction]

lol cant wait until Tuesday lol woohoo

[seifo101]

woooooooooow go egyptians !!!!!!

[littlemalteser1]

I watched his show last night in Gosford, omg, my jaw and cheeks were hurting from laughing soooo much, :D

[BC51GU]

haha wat about when he took that guys wallet that was pretty funny

[Rocklobster933]

"try carpentry, Mustafa"

[mudwella]

hes got more style than carl baron. more subtle too. + ratial stuff.

[LAHrebirth]

like carl baron he use to be funny

i think they stop putting effort into their material

[iCutMyBloodyWrists]

Lol what the FUCKS WRONG WITH THAT GUY

[lilZeeRocker]

nest tuesday..hmmm LOL =]

[papasuito]

FUCK I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!

[MsEdwardLuva]

awesome gypo's

aki blakie!!!!! <3

[erectedfuk]

check out Achmed the dead terrorist!!!!!  Funny shit

[WolfeyWolf]

didnt carl baron do this bit?

[protozerox]

yeah i think so...or maybe im confused, they look kinda similar

[gur0004]

"when will u be turning off metal detectors"  LMAOF

[oooooookkkkkkkmmmmmm]

Aussie sense of Humour is brilliant

[oooooookkkkkkkmmmmmm]

LOOOOOL

[PyresD]

a great comedian

[cheezie760]

hes coming to my town on feb 5th

[Svegi53689312]

"Exuse me...When wil you be turning off the metal detectors?"

Ahahahaaha lol lol lol :D :D :D:

[cun4a]

Love this guy. Thankfully there are people out there like Akmal to help us all keep things in perspective. He's an arab, he's an assie and he's funny!!! Good on ya mate.

[4asa]

egyptians arent arabs,saudia rabians are arab but he isnt going to explain to everyone history in comedy

[rentpenguin]

"I'm sorry for all the wrongs done by arabs in the past...and all the wrongs that will be done...next tuesday...at 7:30, roughly...."

lmao!

[tock5510]

Lol 30 people in arab costumes in an airport. How unsuspiscous. Man he's funny.

[grubbjnr84]

fuxxxNews!!! ur a dick head! so what if he's a arab! he's one funny mother fucker!!!!

[FuxxxNews]

Enjoy the rest of your LIVES? You mean what's left?

Hey, don't blame us, blame Bin Laden for America's hate and fear of Arabs. Don't try to be cute because we still don't trust you, dude. I don't trust funny Arabs because it's out of character for them. Plus, they're pretending to be funny to throw us off. Don't trust this guy.

[bvewb]

wtf is wrong with u ur fuked in the head mate, ur a fuken muppet

who cares wheres his from hes an aussie arab hes awsome

u jus got fuken problems

[kyuuketsuki2704]

theres a reason theres so much hate in this world and its becuase people think like you do. "Oh they're middle eastern.... right that means they're out to get us all" What kind of messed up thinking is that? Go get educated

[bobbybushae339]

who the fuck is we?

the rest of u dumbass american christian idiots who have killed more people in the last century than arabs have in their history

how bodelving into ur own bloddy handed past before you declare who we shouldnt trust

freedom or indoctrinated intelligence (idiocy)

hmmm

a hard choice

for some

MOTHERFUCKER

[suras2010]

its only a comedy video... i know ur replying to the... idiot, that commented below, but reading some of the language, aint so good.

[4asa]

egyptians are not arabs,arabs are pppl form the gulf and saudia arabia,but he isnt going to explain egypts history in comedy

[4asa]

first of all arabs are people form saudia arabia and the gulf second of all the middle east was originally christian but after the invasion of it by the arabs egypt,lebanon,syria etc had to peak arabic and were forced to convert to islam.akmal is coptic orthodox christian the native church of egypt founded by st.mark apparently

[Legothunder]

He is Arab. An Arab is someone with an Arabic background. People from Libya and Egypt are Arab. Also, Arabs used to be dis/unbelievers. They were polytheists. Then Islam was introduced and people converted after they heard more about it, they lost the 3 wars, etc. etc.

[EgYpTiAn8AddIcTiAn]

Yes ARABS were disbeleivers they converted from polythsiest to islma since christinaity did not reach arabian gulf,Egyptians converted from pagnism(ancient egyptian) to christainity when it was bought by st.mark the apostle then after the muslim conquest of egypt in the 7th century,taxes were being raised for christains so they converted to Islam and the langauge of egypt was gradually changed to arabic.Arabs are ppl that spoke arabic before islam,egyptians spoke coptic before islam

[tEAm4za]

LOL

[puremongrel]

This is not good ..worrying about an arabs feelings after 9/11

[FuxxxNews]

puremongrei, and laughing at his jokes is also not good. I find his humor scary. He's creepy, like the rest of "them."

ew.....

[bombersjj]

your a fuckin dumb fuck so what if he's arab your discrinating someone you dont know shit about not every arab is bad its just a group you wanker

[o0AussieAndProud0o]

yeh so whatsome arabs are terrorists, just because a very small minority of them are doesn't mean they're whole race is. There must be something wrong with the way you think to judge someone by the colour of their skin.

[Meggie1707]

"wat da fk is wrong with that guy? did u see that lebo he just snapped..." LOL akmal

[inktable]

bahaha "did you see that? he just snapped!"

[rosieham]

haha

he's the best.

i love his impro stuff too like radio and thank god you're here

[wallahektik]

"WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH THAT GUY"

haha gold..

[bobbiebob575]

He's so funny! This guy is a legend!

[naitch0169]

Lol, he should do that thing with his friends

[cornflake4]

I'd love to see that thing at the airport!

[abodigibine69]

"ehh excuse me but when will you be turning off the metal detectors?" LOL hilarious

[freddy5648]

funny lol

[MultiTouchProduction]

Aww...this is gold :)

[Monchay1]

xD

ROFFLLLLL!

[supraroyalty]

id love to c the reaction of the airport service people

[juiceball92]

try carpentry mustafa!

OMG LOVE IT!

[unclehyypia]

hes christian, and hes cool

[anastasiag91]

LMAOOOOO!

i love him, such a trippaaa

haha

[MyChemicalObsession5]

LOL SOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY!!!

[POPxD123]

ROTFL I LOVE Akmal =]

[KarmasAbitch14]

dis is gold

[SailingOnAHigh]

very funny

[bennyradloff]

AKMAL IS A GYPO!

[maddie259]

akmal is LEBONESSE

his a lebo =]

and so funny !!

xx

[21soulja2k7]

no hes egyptian

[CooLNess69ER]

very funny

[iamasuperfreak]

he is hilarious! :D

[tomojerryo12]

this is the best 1 evvver

love ya akmal 4 lyf

[13Hours0Degrees]

he's coptic orthodox christian

[Blazzyy]

is akmal muslim?

[fakiekickflip69]

no i think hes egyptian

[ramo1000000]

lol no his christians

[Wildy1357]

So? There are Christian Egyptians. Akmal is Coptic.

[omgitsfrenchy6969696]

even if he was he is a gud person

there are a lot a gud muslims but i dont think he is gud q though lolz

[kenetic8]

akamals asweom and i agree how could he not be able to mime the beacon thing lol

[PR0GRAMMING]

hehe

[verypoorboy]

haha he was so funny yesterday on good news week.

[iwanttobreakfree92]

I know! I was kiling myself at his miming

[STefanos01]

is the one of the greats

[Jester2732]

haha what an absolute legend

[homelessmonkey]

hahahaha

[calumwood]

oh yeh tuesday lol i love how he uses the idiocy of the public against them

[misshollieee]

rofl.

funny dooood.

x

[wogboy2593]

His a fkn funny cunt

[misshollieee]

haha.

i agree.

[papermatemusic]

And swearing isn't.

[mazon21]

omg tomorrows tuesday!

[etea42]

tokga l

[lalaviv]

This guy is soo good hahaha metal detectors heheheh

[fiona1378]

Man!! What a tripper! :-) You go Akmal!!

[gencfblienes]

funny cunt

[PumpThatJam]

He's so funny I listen to him everyday.Tune in to Nove 96.9fm weekdays 4-6pm. The Akmal Show! -With Cal Wilson

[prasanjeetsingh]

or if u live in melb, u have to tune in to 100.3fm to listen.

[papermatemusic]

Or get the Podcast!

[benkukulj]

hehe that was awesome "im a gypo" lol

[eyeliner247]

he is so short its cute! lmao

and he is super funny!

[weewee123456]

man akmal is so funny nio nioaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaa

[0431328266]

madest cunt go arkmal

[AnonymousJK2Player]

The second most embarresing thing is having a fly crawling all over ur face. =/

[juiceball92]

hahaha i love this kidd!

[SuidSuideAfrikanz]

"They get scared, they are there standing saying, What The Fuck's Wrong with that guy?! You see that lebo, he just snapped!"

[dilshan9]

My favourite comedian ever sucha a star lol!

[whocares111111111111]

how funnnyyyyyyy...haha lmaoo

[mzmirna]

LMAOOOOOO!! watta funny kent

[AusseSurf3r]

god hes a legend he understands politics

[PoppinFrance]

Hahahaha he's sooooooooooooo funny "arab looking for his plane lisence haha fat chane mustfa be a carpenter"

[lwint2]

He used most of those jokes on the Glasshouse in 2002.

But he's still funny.

[rachilee19]

I know someone who knows him lol

[woodzy72]

Damn lebbos hahaha.

[itsageoffrushthing]

"Like next Tuesday, about 7:30 roughly..."

haha! legend!

[lexxasdf]

Aye, Russell Peters always comes with the same material, but this champ is more original

[Ferret30000]

I mite try that when im older problem is funding friends game enough to be aribs at an airport

[KawaiiKubi]

are the people here that don't like akmal lebos? lol

[KawaiiKubi]

anyone got Akmal Saleh from thankgod your here, i want the one where he pretends to be a doctor

[Ferret30000]

i have on dvd but not on YouTube man he is funny in that episode "you insert it into your eye. this will cause bindness for about a week and you will feel dizzy and diorientated for a month"

[lujino]

"What teh fucks wrong with that guy eh? fuckin lebo's just go off." ha ha ha ha

[manr123]

he is real funny at times and real shit also

[popsick3L]

1 of tha funniest pplz i eva seen.... funniest in aust..

[lolabeh]

akmals the best, i think u hav 2 be aussi 2 understand sum of his jokes

[semeir22]

this guy sucks ass

[ramjambutty1]

he aint funny at all.. especially when u compare him to russell peters,peter kay,that iranian geezer..this man sent me to sleep ..BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KawaiiKubi]

russell peters is funny in someways but his material is always the same, and its always about insulting people. Plus so many people here love him so you've been out-numbered pal lol j/k

p.s peter kay is gay (no offence)

[Theo182]

Russle Peters? You enjoy self hate do you? Why don't you just go watch any Hollywood movie featuring asian women. There's enough self hate in there to make you cream your pants. I hope to God you're not one of the senseless Asians in the Russel Peters Crowd.

[Focripple]

...cream your pants?o.O

[Theo182]

Yeah. Fap, fap, fap, splat kinda cream your pants.

[kouklara25XXY]

oh yeh tuesday that'd be right.. haha. love his stuff

[LadyDeluxxx]

THIS GUY IS GOOD

[rockroocheer]

awsome..good charm..

[BeautifulBeautifulMe]

Akmal is such a funny bloek, top guy!

Maybe funniest comedian in Australia, I'd vote for that.

[pondereplaysucks]

he just snapped... lol

[milZ1]

LOL!! He's da bomb (no pun intended). Haha, some of his stuff is soo true!!!

[Digzober]

good stuff, very funny!

[onlywiththismusic]

fantastic

[HomeandAwaySally]

thats is so awesome! Akmal, you're awesome!

[staceygirl101]

go akmal

[mikescofeild]

akmal u rok man ur material iz da best

[allsezongal]

He's the best

[88tiinaa88]

luv dis dude alwaiiz listen to his radio station luv hiiiiiimmm hes got lotso dvd'z ppl .. funni dude

[BigRobbie63]

hes awsome

[rebeccabes]

omg im eypatian too and he came to my church on easter and i saw him i was like over the moon

[meluvme007]

what a champ